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FashionRe: Men Wearing Red Jeans/trousers by swiftycool(m): 5:44pm On Jan 14, 2012
I think, . . . . No I know its FAGGY, but hey b yourself but don't just force ur lifestyle on others. Enjoy  wink
PoliticsRe: Ribadu: Protests A Divine Deal To End Corruption. by swiftycool(m): 3:38pm On Jan 14, 2012
I've always respected Ribadu for his strong stance against corruption but fighting corruption alone is not enough.

It might not be labelled as corrupt for a person in Govt. to have a  fleet of 12 expensive  official cars, 4 special assistants, a very expensive mansion which will become his own after serving in office and an average of N290million for one man's official  salary and expenses and many more exceses too embarrasing to mention but I say it is GROSS MISMANAGEMENT of public funds.

We should not only use this time to fight corruption but also fight this gross mismanagement of funds in high places. Government. Should not be made too attractive and lucrative as it makes d larger bunch of our people lazy and greedy power seeking loofs, if u r not dere to serve and sacrifice bloody 4UCK off!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian President’s Luck Runs Out On Fuel Gamble -Financial Times by swiftycool(m): 2:32pm On Jan 14, 2012
So many Ignoramuses still talking about how reverting subsidy to N65 would bring Naija to its knees, Wake up dummies NAiJA has been on its knees 4 several years and you know what caused it? CORRUPTION and MISMANAGEMENT of Nigeria's funds by successive greedy and senseless Govts of which GEJ's administration is one of the worst!!!

In less dan 2 yrears in power GEJ's government squandered all our foreign reserves saved up by previous Govt. worth $33billion and has nothing to show 4 it. Yet promises that they will put the $8billion to be saved from fuel subsidy removal to infrastructural development. My people how can someone achieve something with $8BN that he could not achieve with $33BN? All we hear is increase in govt spending 4 demselves, 1billion 4 food, 45.8million on news papers, 290million per senators etc and u guys say d ideot knows what he's doing?? Dem use jaZz for u?
PoliticsRe: Describe Goodluck Jonathan In One Word by swiftycool(m): 5:38am On Jan 12, 2012
WICKED angry

CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Finally Speaks On Fuel Subsidy by swiftycool(m): 5:21pm On Jan 11, 2012
Two posts here have made my day! As Ojeoffo said its not just about subsidy removal! We aint ready to finance a bloated, greedy, selfish govt. any more and we know this is exactly what the fuel subsidy savings will be used for especially with a weak blockhead like Gej on seat. if the things outlined by Tinaalouka can be implemented alongside people focused projects of which electricity is paramount ill be all for the removal a 100%

As per Dbanj's comment which is d basis 4 dis thread, d dude has never really sounded intelligent nor sincere concerning socio-political issues. His focus is to maintain his fan base and keep his money rolling, in his mind he says 4uk y'all, so am saying out loud 2 him 4uck what he has 2 say! It doesn't matter! tongue
PoliticsRe: 1600 Buses To Be Deployed Nation Wide by swiftycool(m): 5:49am On Jan 06, 2012
@those supporting this move, I believe its important to reason very well especially about Nigeria's perculiar problems b4 u can conclude if a palliative is wise or dumb as it affects bennefficiaries

The only reason why Nigeria's fuel consumption increased drastiically was due to d unavailability of electricity which is the live wire of SMEs, Our irresponsible lying govt failed to provide this instead opened up d boarders for d infiltration of generators in millions 4 everyone to provide 4 themselves, now intend to take away d fuel dey used 4 dis "big liability" dey were forced to become dependent on

For a govt which claims one of its major objectives is provision of employment, this move is completely antagonistic. The busses provided which am sure would be a partnership with a private company probably owned by one Pdp loyal theif (maybe Dangote) will push many okada, bus and taxi owners out of business as they probably would get cheaper fuel or some advantage as d Govt recognised carriers.

You render millions of hustling self employed people jobless by taking d power of their business which was PETROL yet U BASTARDS especially FG has not implemented the N18000 minimum wage nor paid many project contractors! Y R dey slow to give yet fast to takehuh?, @ mayflowa if u R really in the UK u would observe from sensible leaders that it should b the other way round!
PoliticsRe: Still On The The Fuel Subsidy: Will NNPC Sell Locally Refined PMS For N141 by swiftycool(m): 9:28am On Jan 05, 2012
ImO oil subsidy story is a fraud, check this out without bias

(1) One barrel of Crude oil = 42gallons or
159 litres

, 2) Our Refineries (i.e 4) Installed
(combined) capacity = 445,000
, barrels per day

3) Actual refineries capacity due to
ageing equipment = 30% i.e. 133,500
barrels per day
.
4) . . 133,500 barrels = 21.2 million litres

5)If truly our Local required consumption (F.O.S) =
35millions litres

6) It means that even our MORIBOND
refineries can actually meet over 60% of our local
consumption need of petroleum.

7) The cost structure of crude oil (i.e.
Qua Iboe Crude Oil) production;
- Findings / development - $3.5
- Production cost - $1.5
- Refining Cost - $12.6
- Pipeline/transportation - $1.5
- Distr/bridging fund Margin -$15.69

cool True cost of one litre of petroleum
anywhere in Nigeria;
- Total sum cost = $34.8
- 1ltr cost = $34.8/159 litres = $0.219
- Naira equiv. 0.219xN160= N35.02k
- Add Tax N5 + N35.02 = N40.02

9) Let FGN refute the above composition
and if not, they should tell us how
they came about N65/litre.

10) Locally refined products cannot be
sold at International price.

11) We really do not need FGN SUBSIDY
as there was NONE in the first place.

12) What is LACKING, is the WILL to
enforce LAW ON CORRUPTION.

Actual Analysis was done by Professor Tam David West, former Petroleum Minister.
PoliticsRe: Minister Of Labour Using Scare Tactics? by swiftycool(m): 8:42am On Jan 05, 2012
See what happens when a blockhead appoints another blockhead to a very vital position? Is this guy really educated? Does he understand d real meaning of a democracy, I had suspected the guy was a dumbass from his pictures I had been seeing, his words yesterday are my confirmation.
PoliticsRe: 1600 Buses To Be Deployed Nation Wide by swiftycool(m): 7:51am On Jan 05, 2012
Does this Govt think or analyze stuff at all? How does the average pepper grinder who uses fuel to power her machine 4 business cope? Or the vulcaniser needing fuel for his machine as  well, what of d barbers and hair dressers needing generators to power their businesses, business centre owners, cyber cafe owners, small office operators, mini bars and restaurants etc. The private transporters try to cope with d prevailing trend and Note only they can help transport traders goods from state to state or village to towns.

Now tell me of what use are these 43 busses provided by blockheads to these who happen to be the bulk of d masses, infact I believe in their usual selfish style dey aim to provide these busses for civil servants who work 4 dem and prevent excuses dat may arise.

The only real paliative that might be reasonable is boosting electricity by up to an extra 2000Mw. If not these busses R a waste of money and would b a BiG joke 4 d problem dey created.

Lucky Joe and his blockhead crew. . . . SMH
PoliticsRe: Effects Of Subsidy Removal In Pictures by swiftycool(m): 7:18am On Jan 04, 2012
The true reason 4 d removal of susidy grin cheesy grin

TV/MoviesRe: Tv Adverts You Dont Like Seeing by swiftycool(m): 7:17pm On Dec 29, 2011
I cringe with disgust and annoyance whenever those Dabur herbal toothpaste adverts come on, I.e  "the chicken bone test" and dance competition, dey actually 4uk up my mood! And yes that malaria own don pafuka . . . . AAARRRGGHH!!!!
FamilyRe: Married Men Paranoid About Undrawn Curtains And Undressed Wives by swiftycool(m): 2:08pm On Dec 28, 2011
jennykadry:
@swiftcool

I am not Yoruba, I am a complete Igbo girl. Contrary to what some of you's may think, some igbo parents do not sell their daughters to the highest bidder, all they ask for in place of bride price is that you take care of their daughter for them. wink
wow thats very impressive, your parents are very honourable, erm . . . . do u like have any sister untaken cool
FamilyRe: Married Men Paranoid About Undrawn Curtains And Undressed Wives by swiftycool(m): 1:40pm On Dec 28, 2011
jennykadry:
LMAO @Swiftcool grin grin grin. Bride price got me ROTFL. What would you do if you married into a family like mine that does not collect bride price? cheesy My dad refused brideprice from his SILs so wetin you go do?
hmmm, u must be yoruba, d priceless queens, in your case, i will demand for some of those big big umunede or ogoja yams i must have given, i believe your list often demands for 42, ill demand 5 4 every exposed part till papa inlaw becomes a yam shop customer or sets up his own yam farm.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast: A Burden We Must Live With – Jonathan by swiftycool(m): 7:58am On Dec 28, 2011
jidewin:
so now its the G.O,papa and daddy in the lord that made jona not to know his left from his right,or to be decisive?find a better line abeg.
GEJ was annointed, openly prayed 4 and recommended to christians at a Holy gathering supposedly before God with the Holyspirit as witness by G.O, which convinced many christians to vote 4 him. The Bible says to prophets lay not your hands suddenly on NO MAN (except directed by the holyspirit) lest you be a partaker of his sins!
How could someone who sits constantly in the council of the ungodly and evil pdp, supported by even witches be the choice of God?

It was then predicted that if this man was not chosen of God just like Ibori, Gbenga Daniel etc who were equally annointed by Daddy G.o, they would be disgraced but many people will suffer and even die for it and something bad would happen in this nation! Woe unto he that says God says likewise, when he says otherwise
This is y men of God ought to be careful or better shut up on these issues lest the blood of these dead would b required of them!
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast: A Burden We Must Live With – Jonathan by swiftycool(m): 5:12pm On Dec 27, 2011
otheloze:
With deep pain in my heart i am tempted to say that the blood of this dead people should be held upon the heads of majority of slowpoke Nigerians that voted for GEJ, and all those false pastors (GO , papa and Daddy in the lord) that for the sake of their selfish and religious bigotry purposely manipulated their mostly gullible congregation into believing that this so Called President was chosen by God. I pray they all reap their seed of deceit and greed using the pulpit as a campaign medium for charlatans like GEJ.

Finally to all majority of slowpoke Nigerians i hope this is an eye opener (which i very much doubt) to know that you just dont take every thing from the alter hook line and sinker.
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PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast: A Burden We Must Live With – Jonathan by swiftycool(m): 7:31am On Dec 27, 2011
publisher:
Most of the Buhari and Atiku supporters on this thread cannot successfully eradicate the bed bugs ravaging their respective homes. Yet they want GEj To wave his hat and make Boko haram disappear.
So what should the president do? Send christian soldiers to go kill all hausa/fulanis?
Or like Nzeogwu,he should assassinate all northern ellites?
Banish Islam from Nigeria?
Kill all almajiris?

Has any anti GEj mor.on offered any sensible suggestion on how BH can be defeated? Na just to dey post trash here.

Again my advise to GEJ is that since some northern elites threatened and decided to make nigeria ungovernable if he won the elections. GEJ should come out now and declare his intention to run for a second term in office. This will be a declaration of war on all his opponents and their hidden faces will emerge.
People like u R just a waste of space! A nation is grieving on a supposed day of joy because a blockhead who promised them security failed in his duties and instead of handling the sensitive issue wisely goes on to make such a dumb, irresponsible and scary statement!

Wasn't it him who campaigned for the job of chief security officer of the nation, knowing fully what was at hand? so y R u telling us to teach him his job? Now he tells us to depend on LUCK as a final solution to this problem, perhaps a person close to u NEEDS TO DIE 4 u to understand the callousness of his statement. Mind u, his own personal security has been beefed up!

RUBBISH!
FamilyRe: Married Men Paranoid About Undrawn Curtains And Undressed Wives by swiftycool(m): 6:54am On Dec 27, 2011
I've heard of guys who intentionally create an opening for peeping toms whenever they are with a stray slut they don't care about! But would get very overprotective and angry over their real sweetheart showing just some excess lap to outsiders! LAadies should know where they stand in a guy's life by how he reacts over these things

I won't care if u see my play girl all Unclad but if I hear any other man sucessfully saw my half Unclad wife, I must go back to get some refund of the bride price after kicking his arse- chikena!  grin
PoliticsRe: Who Are These Nigerian Cabals by swiftycool(m): 7:12am On Dec 24, 2011
Taiw:
i just heard GEJ speech on channels tv saying there are no cabals.that you dont call major marketers.That these marketers are just there to do business.likewise the minor marketers.Then why did he say there were cabals at first?He also said the benefits will come in as from june next year.We've been hearing that for a long time now.Who is deceiving Who?When asked if subsidy has been removed, he said no and that is why they are discussing it now to share ideas.Do you call that sharing ideas or letting us know your ideas.
There are cabals! and even if the lilly livered backboneless jelly fish of a president plays around with the fact, the truth still stands! the issue of subsidy removal is infact a tug-of-war between 2 sets of selfish bastard cabals on either side hoping to control more money at the detriment of the common man!

A cabal presently gains from subsidy espescially when exporting our govt.subsidised cheap stuff to outsiders. the other cabal wants to stop this subsidy and increase their prices within d country while at the same time saving billions hitherto used to subsidize for their members to steal again instead of using it for proposed developments!

They talk about using the subsidy monies to develop infrastructure and the economy, yeah right! if they were really serious these could have been achieved even with subsidy in place.

Presently, we hear of individuals who steal up to N80billion of monies originally meant 4 such development yet are getting away with it,( mind u, 1billion can construct a 20km road or build 400 2bedroom flats, not to talk of what 80 can do). Mark my words after this subsidy removal be prepared to hear of members of these cabals getting away with Thrillions of Nairas meant for the said development  at the detriment of the common man! And lucky joe won't do SH!!t about them!
RomanceRe: U Find Out Late by swiftycool(m): 5:58am On Dec 11, 2011
princeeze1:
wat do o do wen your gf of 9yrs tells u she dd cheat onn u few mnths 2 narriage. nid help. cnt sleep. hrt broken.
ah! i will do my own back o!
PoliticsRe: Are We Wrong About President Goodluck Jonathan? by swiftycool(m): 6:03pm On Dec 08, 2011
sweet9ja:
I'm pretty sure that this man has a vision for Nigeria and that he will succeed.
This must be the dumbest thing I've heard all day, u R pretty sure a blockhead who has no real honest positive plan, has a vision for Nigeria? He never performed as governor, hasn't performed yet as a president should, makes stupid moves concerning the economy, increases govt. Spending and wastes yet tells us to sacrifice, keeps promising jobs 4 the youth who instead keep losing their daily bread cos of his dumb policies. And will gladly allow the economy of the nation be controlled by one Aboki monopolistic entrprenure to the detriment of other growing SMEs! Nonsense

Please tell me something GOOD this guy has achieved to impact your life or Shut d 4uk uP!
U sufferheads deserves the type of leaders u get! Hissssss
AutosRe: Honda Hallah 4 URGENT Sale reduced to N320k by swiftycool(op): 8:50am On Dec 04, 2011
Hello, still available! cheesy

For serious buyer,. . . . With money wink
PoliticsRe: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by swiftycool(m): 7:56am On Dec 04, 2011
Roland17:
Honestly, If you are a Graduate of any tertiary institution i would say i am utterly disappointed,
I am as well very dissapointed in many graduates and undergrads on this nairaland looking to justify this error as well as dame's abilities!

Isn't it expected that every nigerian graduate has undergone at least 10years of training in English: the language of instruction? Is paitience not a GRADUATE with MSc?? Was she instructed in ijaw Or broken english? How did she pass O' levels english? How did she write her BSc and MSc theses in English?

I would excuse this rubbish if english were not a requirement at basic O levels for admission into tetiary institutions, but IT IS!

So u guys should stop excusing mediocrity, especially those in the Uk, if you stopped hanging out with your co-junkies, toilet cleaners, plate washers and met with seasoned graduates, you would hear good english like it should be spoken! NONSENSE angry
BusinessRe: Motorcycles (Okadas) Banned Nationally From December 31, 2011? by swiftycool(m): 6:39am On Dec 04, 2011
thoth:
People should be careful. All these policies are dictated to nigeria by the imperialist tools IMF/World Bank.
Devalue naira to cause inflation and increase poverty.
Privatise social amenities and raise prices out of middle class reach.
Privatise banks and sell to foreigners so the can control our economic policies.
Remove fuel subsidy to destroy the remaining manufacturing industries.
Destroy private initiatives and alternatives with policies like banning okada and more to come.
What they WANT YOU TO DO IS TO TRY A REVOLUTION. They have been holding drils and making accesment on how to hijack and secure THIER interest once it happens,that was since 1997!.
You are only being worked on psychologically.
its so refreshing to find someone like u who is not a sheep like many others, this truth has been hidden from us and the master plan is focused at 2015.
it has worked 4 them against many other nations, lybya being a recent casuality. we need people like you to start threads to inform many that all they see is not all they seem. they even use our men of god as well as our dumb presido to the detriment of himself and our nation. god help us!
AutosRe: Honda Hallah 4 URGENT Sale reduced to N320k by swiftycool(op): 6:31pm On Dec 02, 2011
ping!!!
BusinessRe: Motorcycles (Okadas) Banned Nationally From December 31, 2011? by swiftycool(m): 6:19pm On Dec 02, 2011
Hahahaha! the mumus who voted a non-performing dullard cos he had no shoe are now crying after he proved himself dumber than they exected; why not go back to the pastor that recommended him to pray he grows a brain?
u guys havnt started, lucky joe will show u more pepper 4 d next 3 and a half yrs u will wish u werent Nigerian. when we were warning u, u didnt listen, SHUT UP & enjoy it!
AutosRe: Honda Hallah 4 URGENT Sale reduced to N320k by swiftycool(op): 5:35pm On Dec 01, 2011
Still available!

AutosRe: Honda Hallah 4 URGENT Sale reduced to N320k by swiftycool(op): 2:26am On Dec 01, 2011
Bowie11:
How about N250k?
Did it has any problem to be fixed?
Is the AC working perfectly?
Is it pay and drive off?
Hi Bowie11,
there are no problems to be fixed at all
the ac is working perfectly and is very cold
of course its pay and drive off if you wish, transfer documents will be worked on asap
but sorry, this machine is worth more than that, u need to see and feel it and u'd be in love
U can call the owner direct for neggotiation 08156932101
AutosRe: Honda Hallah 4 URGENT Sale reduced to N320k by swiftycool(op): 8:12pm On Nov 30, 2011
Call please if interested

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