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RomanceRe: What should my friend do? by swiftycool(m): 11:25am On Jun 01, 2012
Miriam25: A friend of my have a friend who she love but there are just friend, should she talk to the boy or weti for he to. Before another girl take him, Reply
Am sure this friend is actually u, anyway ill say u show him by actions that u really care about him beyond the normal "friends" level and make him feel completely comfortable around u. If he's not a kid he'll read ur signs and act the man, but if no response 4 sometime just go ahead and let him know how u feel and how serious u mean it, which led u to this akward situation of toasting him. He'll respect u 4 it trust me
RomanceRe: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by swiftycool(m): 11:11am On Jun 01, 2012
I hear they have very long and ernomous "Gbolas" even they carry their things with two hands, and have bend down to take a piss so dey don't scare u with d giant snake grin

Pls Slimy confirm
RomanceRe: What should my friend do? by swiftycool(m): 10:10am On Jun 01, 2012
@ op ere ye from Ghene?
RomanceRe: How Do You Cope With Break Up by swiftycool(m): 10:07am On Jun 01, 2012
Get to a beer parlour and while getting wasted tell your story to other drunkards and u'd be surprised when other drunks narrate what dey've been thru in the hands of women that ur story isn't so bad. U would feel a Lot better and can start over, trust me grin
RomanceRe: Love Contest! Get Me This Phone And I'm Yours! (men Only) by swiftycool(m): 9:59am On Jun 01, 2012
swtchicgurl: I'm a model and i'm hot! tongue grin

It's easy. . . just get me the phone in the picture and you'll be the last man standing!

My picture is also shown. kiss kiss kiss kiss
AShawo 10 kobo! msheewww angry
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Phone Swap...hidden Pleasures... by swiftycool(m): 9:54am On Jun 01, 2012
Many peeps r getting smarter these days, dey keep what u call a secret booty call fone or sim, which they use 4 such atrocities. The good thing about it is dat they r fully in control and can call or check txts wheneva d coast is clear. U can't call dem, rather they'll call u*
RomanceRe: Bad Relationship, Really getting tired Of Dating sha by swiftycool(m): 9:32am On Jun 01, 2012
@poster I really felt for u when I read this stuff, but I must admit this is what so many typical responsible guys who struggled to make it quite early in life went through, sacrificing and spending a fortune on a chick for years only to finally get broken hearted. I've been there myself and am wiser for it. U can still find a good man and with ur experience and expectations it would be much easier to separate the real from chaff now.

Personally I have nothing against your resolve to be a single parent if u can; even many more guys are even adopting this today and are doing quite well with it.
But please be focused on what u truly want and go 4 it.
Cheers
RomanceRe: He Was Driving A Benz, But I Turned Him Down..... by swiftycool(m): 9:05am On Jun 01, 2012
Its ok to feel special with what uve done but seriously as Slimy or what's the name of that one who calls d men in her life weasels said; its really no biggie. I know a couple of Naija girls who have turned down young men with private jets and yatchs. Even my fine 28yr old cousin was turned down severally though politely even with his all his 2008-2011 porshe Suvs and properties by a simple yabatech girl despite his honest intentions for a full year in Naija till he gave up.

Some girls are really well cultured and principled while some just aren't, only those who aren't would see passing an old guy with a benz as a great achievement imo.
RomanceRe: Why Are They Like This? by swiftycool(m): 8:09am On Jun 01, 2012
@op, U should be used to this by now, its the Naija girls' lifestyle even in the uk. Once they notice u R comfortable or loaded they start talking bout their problems and needs even on their first visit to ur pad. Happens 7 out of 10 times for most Naija girls. But guys r wiser now, innit? grin grin

We can spot an INEC (I NEva Chop)chick miles away
RomanceRe: Finding It Difficult To Fall In Luv Again..... by swiftycool(m): 7:12am On Jun 01, 2012
Falling in love again is possible but to make it right it must be a gradual decent. U must not push urself or jump to fall cos u r desperate or d person seems perfect on d outside otherwise u could fall hard without him really planing to catch u! Also falling in love because a cool dude tripped u over or others pushed u to fall by force is also not the best cos u never can tell the motive. And most importantly resisting at all cost to fall because of past occurrences or because of familiarity is a major mistake.

Take a step back and assess yourself, am sure there are a couple of qualities about urself that would be irresistible and make you stand out as a blessing to those around u. Those things are ur strong points and R often what makes ur true friends cherish u. (Not sexual or physical qualities o)

Make many friends (guys and babes) with an open mind and share these natural qualities which make u love urself. Gradually I assure u out of the bunch u would start to discover one guy u are attracted to 4 his qualities, would equally appreciate u more 4 those qualities u have. And gradually let urself go, but be sure u have checked all negative warning signs if any

This is one way, though not a full proof method. Research proves that the best lovers were first innocent close friends who looked beyond faults and imperfections of one another. Your true love may b some1 u know already free ur mind dear.

Goodluck
RomanceRe: I'm Broken Wat Do I Do, Its Few Months To My Engagement by swiftycool(m): 3:29am On Jun 01, 2012
Pls answer this, were u close to his folks? If u are just find a way of asking them what the revelation truly was. In many cases I must admit guys have used this as the final tactic to get away from a girl they are tired of especially if they feel guilty of wasting her time and can't find any other valid reason to break up with her.

Am not totally saying this is your case but just probe it, if am right, leave the crafty baggar, he's not worth u!
RomanceRe: Two Weeks Of Malice She Jumps In With Another Guy by swiftycool(m): 11:20am On May 31, 2012
Did u say u both love each other, or do just think she actually loves u as much as u do her? Women unlike men are often more selfish in relationship issues and could snap off the entire history u have both had over a little incident.

She knows u will always b there begging, hence her demand 4 3months perhaps to do all she wants with this copper guy. But I asure u based on experience even if she comes back after this whole mess she would never be seen by u in the same light. If she can't come back to u now, I'd say 4get her. There are many more deserving and more caring ladies out there.

Goodluck
RomanceRe: When The Wife was More Educated And Richer Than Him! by swiftycool(op): 8:21am On May 31, 2012
deoyel25: Girls are the same. Its better you put the marriage on hold till you are financially buoyant enough. Else, you put yourself into problems like this.
Sounds like you've had some really bad experience, wanna talk bout it?
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Thinks Mark Zuckerberg's Wedding Was Cheap by swiftycool(m): 12:31pm On May 27, 2012
Erm. . . . . . Am just wondering if any right thinking person really looks up to that dull Linda Ibeji lady or whatever she is called, she rarely sounds intelligent and besides what do u expect from a money chasing agony aunt nobody really wants to marry? Am just pissed that she proves the facts that keep giving igbo ladies a bad name
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy - I'm Gay & Head Of The Illuminati In Nigeria by swiftycool(m): 12:12pm On May 27, 2012
Trust Charly boy 4 cheap publicity, its not his first time tho. This freak is just trying to keep himself relevant in the current Naija gists since his talent has been exhausted. He's NOT gay neither is he illuminated, he's just desperate 4 d limelight. Pity sad
HealthRe: Advantages Of Being A Skinny Girl / Skinny Girls Club by swiftycool(m): 12:01pm On May 27, 2012
Abegii! Which kind skinny girl be dat? Skinny girls dat hav nothing cushy 4 u to play with on their bodies? Besides their kitties are always too slack and deep and when u straff them and turn them around, u keep hearing clicks on their joints like they are about to break. Most annoying is when u rest ur head on their bossoms only to feel like u resting on an iron cage. I used to do skinnys b4 bt NEVER again after finding the hidden pleasures of em chicks with meat! Oh lala -not d overweight orobo types sha o
EducationRe: GEJ Orders Expulsion Of Unqualified UNIABUJA Students by swiftycool(m): 3:03pm On May 25, 2012
Good move from a blockhead! And ill suggest while he's at it he should probe the certificates of all those unqualified, disgraceful half baked graduates in his cabinet and around him starting from the popular disgraceful semi-quaterbaked graduate wife of his - Patience tongue

Imagine a PHD holder married to a foremost unqualified graduate bushmeat yet is looking out to find unqualified undergraduates. I laff in broken english
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by swiftycool(m): 6:45am On May 20, 2012
YaaYyy, beefers come and taste from Chelsea beaf! Haters start committing suicide. Congrats to all Blue blooded fans, the cup has come home!!! grin cheesy grin
EducationRe: Produce Good Graduates: Jonathan Tell Professors by swiftycool(m): 7:08pm On May 19, 2012
I think GeJ should direct this instruction to UNIPORT professors where his blockhead wife graduated from. Imagine a fresh generation of Patience(s) in Nigeria produced by that Uni?!! DIsaster!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Will Smith Slaps A Male Reporter For Trying To Kiss Him by swiftycool(m): 6:34pm On May 19, 2012
Na only slap? Will Smith 4uk up sef, if na me, I for head boot the guy for lips make e swell come fat like Dauda own! Nonsense faggort!
FoodRe: GEJ Now Eats Abakaliki/Ofada Rice & Cassava Bread - Min. Maku by swiftycool(m): 6:06pm On May 19, 2012
I smell Dangote & co. at work again pulling lucky Joe's puppet strings again 4 their benefits. Soon flour importation would be banned so they can double d price of Dangote flour while the new Dangote Cassava mill can start working at full blast producing now essential cassaflour for affordable leather-bread for the majority of poor Nigerians who are like animals in their sight. Anyway ill just advise u become a shareholder with Dannyboy asap wink
CareerRe: Are Female Bankers Truly Executive Prostitute? by swiftycool(m): 5:38pm On May 19, 2012
JoyceAgim: Are female bankers truly EXECUTIVE PROSTITUTES as they call them?
YES grin
CareerRe: Work Experience Or Further Study. by swiftycool(m): 5:29pm On May 19, 2012
Never undermine the importance of work experience. My personal experience has proved that its important to develop soft skills and professional background in ur career after first degree b4 furthering on your education.

Firstly it helps you focus on your specific area of interest based on d experience u have had on the field in such area, making it clear what area ur masters should be in.

Secondly I discovered most of my colleagues who came for a masters just after first degree in the UK ended up finding it difficult to get jobs, firstly because they were seen as inexperienced unlike their UK counterparts who had been involved in well structured internship programmes with good companies while studying and secondly because their MSc made them seem over qualified especially as their would be bosses were barely first degree holders.

In Nigeria OND and HND guys are getting jobs faster as they are easier to negotiate salaries with than the big-headed yet mostly inexperienced BSc holders not to talk of the inexperienced MSc holder.

Hence many companies like mine in Naija who don't want to pay highly educated ignoramuses rather bring in semi experienced OND & HND holders with 1yr IT training and later train them through various professional courses, enabling them grow to the point of handling responsibilities even MSc guys would die 4.
So work experience FIRST is a Yes Yes!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Aide Demanded N5m For Access To President by swiftycool(m): 3:45pm On May 19, 2012
oyb: what is beafs going fee cheesy cheesy cheesy
Beaf is just an arse sucking tout, who's closest link to power is probably that he lives in the same area with the cousin of the friend to an assistant of the PA to the PA of one of the insignificant aides of GEJ's pool of blockhead security guards, so I won't bother on that if I were u grin
NYSCRe: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by swiftycool(m): 3:20pm On May 18, 2012
This is to ex GEj supporters now lamenting; There's no use crying over spilled milk, u were warned on various threads against the evil and curses that would come upon u for the next 4 years if u made the mistake of voting a blockhead fisherman 4 president. So I suggest u take some humble pie and keep managing. Besides where R d men of God who pushed many to make this choice? I suggest they come out to gather people for another round of prayers for this supposed anointed one to help him start working right.
PoliticsRe: Kano State Seeks Husbands For 1,000 Widows & Divorcees by swiftycool(m): 11:21am On May 05, 2012
Tehehehe I love Naija tins,
first it was second hand cars, then second hand clothes, second hand electronics now second hand wives. . . . and dey r cheaper too grin

And Check out, every member of the board took a new wife as a show of charity grin . . . Am sure dey got the best deals at discounted rates too lol

Hey guys let's head off to kano and pick up some @ss . . . Its all 4 charity
TV/MoviesRe: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by swiftycool(m): 6:32pm On May 03, 2012
When d roles of mother and son played by a particular set of actors in one film could reversed as Father and daughter played by same set of actors in another film
TV/MoviesRe: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by swiftycool(m): 6:27pm On May 03, 2012
When every native doctor is always a wide eyed poverty stricken old man usually painted like a clown every time he's shown, date and time irrespective; I mean do the real ones really paint like that every day of their lives?
FamilyRe: Am I Supposed To Pay For My Wedding? by swiftycool(m): 3:52pm On May 03, 2012
Op, don't borrow or give ur fiance d money ok? And let him take his time till he has more than enough saved for all these stuff maybe in about another three years when u will then be desperate.
Then maybe you can join the thousand of sensible ladies gone ahead of u in this manner and are still biting fingers & sulking becos their fiance went ahead and married a more understanding lady in a low key gig while they were hoarding their personal cash.
U better use ur sense and fashi all these culture bullshitt!
FamilyRe: What Age Is Overdue For A Man To Marry? by swiftycool(m): 2:43pm On May 03, 2012
blacklion: Given the current economic situation in Nigeria, an average Igbo young man who completes education or business apprenticeship in his early-mid-twenties, will take about 5-6 years just to find his feet in life. He then needs another 5 years or so to mature psychologically for marriage i.e. sow his wild oats thoroughly grin
I love that boldened part: as in thoroughly grin , the best part yet before surrendering to prison grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I've Been Told That He Is A DOG!!!!! by swiftycool(m): 8:04pm On Apr 29, 2012
You is american right? Americans and their crazy Jerry Springer storyline lifestyles, I sometimes wonder if there are any responsible black men in dat country or women with at least a spec of self worth. Here's the truth bout this Nigga, d same way he smooth talked em three baby momas way back while he was a player, is the same way he's trying to get into u. Please don't be dumb find a dude who deserves u, that's if u know ur worth though.

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