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Cruel things gals do to boys~ she is mad @ u, u took her out, she ate suya, u got drunk. Got bk to the house,she give u bj. Shikena... Go figure

Ewooo She finished eating Suya den gave u a bj Even if na ibo suya dem go still put enuff pepper, so u imagine d result urself

Now we have new proof that Lucky Joe is a blockhead! He thinks the party voted him into power rather than the people, exactly what I predicted before many dull Nigerians went to dash their future to a senior dullard at d polls! Lol FRESH FaRts!

Dis is like the dumbest idea for a cake design I've seen 4 a wedding in my whole life. The couple must be very dull people honestly

When a guy expressing love must always go to some unknown dingy boutique wit his date to buy clothes.

When a guy taking a chick out on a date means taking her to EAT FOOD at a restaurant, is that all a date can be?

When an obviously twenty-something year old fresh faced guy with white chalk and powder in his hair and moustache is used to act the part of a very old man

When the only sign of a very serious sickness is coughing!

Where the sound track for serious suspense is used for something as simple as someone refusing to eat food offered

When cultist are always overzealous and not more than 6-8 in the entire group and always moving together and fighting over one girl with the main character

Naija films R IQ retardants

Here's to u Barcca

YEaAaaaaah ChealseA!!!!!!!

Wat will we do without Chech? Up Blues!

Messi yellow man

U dey bang another woman husband, yet dey do fasting and prayer say ya own go come this year. The wife is praying 4 u, God is not sleeping

I hear there is a dating site for old white ladies with terminal illnesses looking 4 a last opportunity to be loved and pampered b4 their time is up. They often request for young, black and fit which often fits d Naija young hustlers profile. Who wud inherit wats left of their wealth afterwards. These guys could b taking this path as u know Naija no dey carry last.

Anyway we really can't judge, though in most cases its apparent. As someone said it cud be a sacrifice d young guy is making 4 his future generation much like the slaves who decided to continue sucking d white man's arse in USA instead of returning to Africa when the chance was open for them after their freedom. Today their generations enjoy their 2nd class citizenship as Americans don't dey?

Leave the dude jor, he's got something a lot better than those blood sucking INEC (I Never Chop) Naija chicks. Congrats guy

All ur uploaded pictures are taken in different hotel bedrooms when everyone know ur family stays in one room and palour, hmmm what did u go to do there?. . . Girl God is watching u

U store ur supposedly actual girlfriend's name as Kabiru plumber or ur guy's number as customer care on your fone. God knows ur home address!

Kissing wasn't originally part of any Nigerian culture but I assure U KISSING ARSSES especially of the white man and theiving Govt officials is part of the NiGerIaN Nature!

chisunday: The craze for naked materialism and unguarded consumerism has rendered our youn nigerian girls morally bankrupt.bleep their ass if you want to live long beware of young girls they explore and exploit a lot.u know what i mean they can wreck u down,there is nothing like love in their dictionary,they are just after what to gain.

Perfectly said, He who owns an ear let him use it and he who can't read or understand d quote above, let him find a learned interpreter

@pendo u must really believe this ur story is very touchy cos its happened to one woman in a million? I stay in Uk and for your information this is exactly and in many cases even a small deal of the experience at least 3 in every 10 young guys in the Uk have had especially with young ladies they brought from d bush in Naija and trained up here in uk, only to ditch them after all the sacrifice made on them.
Am even sure ur story (if true) must have happened to a guy dating a younger lady rather than vice versa.

I like this post cos its true. Older women are more matured and more considerate and in sync with reality. With them a guy has a backbone rather than an a crybaby as they tend not to be selfish and greedy pests unlike younger girls. I would support a guy dating a babe not more than 5yrs his senior to even get married provided its not for the money.

For those who think guys who are loaded don't marry older ladies these days, I laugh cos many of u are out of sync with reality. Do a proper research and find out cos most younger ladies are just fun materials rather than home makers.

You are a fuel attendant at a filling station yet you tell that babe u r an oil worker. . . . .hmmm God is watching u

You r a parking attendant in a hotel and snap in front of a ferrari uploaded on ur FB saying "my new baby"
. . . . God is watching u

U R a clerk in d office yet u print ur own business card for chicks and friends claiming to be d Admin officer, God is watching u

Construction workers! They come into virgin territory far from their homes and transform such jungles or village settings into cities. Usually they win the heart of many people in the locality because of how they transform their lives and R seen as stars. Its still not clear to me why many ladies find construction guys sexy they usually end up banging all chicks in d area by d end of each project they came for.

There's a certain saying originally written by Ralph Waldo Emerson but modified to say "If a man can write a better book, preach a better sermon, or make a better mousetrap than his neighbour, though he builds his house in the woods the world will make a beaten path to his door".

I came across this intro in an Invitation card/handbill when I visited Liverpool after graduating from my MSc. It was a call to outstanding graduates in specific arts and science courses especially those such as theatre arts, music, dance, literature, architecture, art, sports, building technology, surveying, engineering, law etc. to understanding the spiritual aspects of their professions and enable them stand atop and dominate the world in their field of specialisation. They were invited to join the freemasons from where they were to become enlightened in the secrets of the world and be part of the illuminated few who would control/dominate the world and set d laws and pace of things with money, power and influence.

One of the things in the IV/handbill dat struck me was the boldened fact that No man excels on his own but with a spiritual power behind them. I never took it serious until after a few years and more insights. I can now tell u d illuminati is verry real and passively influences almost all aspects of ur life, creating newly acceptable culture, controlling ur lifestyle, thinking, attitude to things and so on in the modern world unknown to u to d glory of d goat head god whos actually . . . .

This is real and is desperately forcing itself into third world nations hitherto having established cultures unfortunately it is largely succeeding

iykay4455: This is why www.naijapals.com is a better site than nairaland.

No its not, its a Verrry dry site

At ur present state telling ur hubby to rent another house 4 d woman is a Big mistake u would make. You are very angry and bitter right now and its most likely u will torment your hubby for what he's done while at home alone with u. However, ur attitude would surely chase him out to the rented apartment with his new wife who has accepted his faults. U might end up getting shunned by those two and ending up alone as they grow a stronger bond, making u look like the true enemy. I suggest u let her stay with her family 4 a good while till u r prepared to let her in ur home. But remember one sure way to lose this whole game is by not forgiving ur hubby, use the time of her absence to renew ur love and strengthen ur bond b4 she comes in.

Because most of them can't take charge of things due to their natural weak nature, hence depend on or tend to focus on divine intervention like fate, favour, grace, destiny and all that, while men reach out and take charge not letting stuff control them.

For example most guys will hustle to make their money, while many women sit their lazy arses down and just hope and pray a man who's made good money finds and falls in luv with them so they can live on him.

Another example, a girl sees a guy she's madly in love with but just hopes and prays he comes to notice and steps up to her cos she can't do that, while a guy trippin 4 a chick just walks up to her and lays it straight out.

Now because of these stuff that tradition has placed out of their control, they therefore depend on a higher unseen power to work those things out 4 them supernaturally.

Ahahaha I love this thread, perfectly true, I remember how some commissioners' wives in Lagos usually take their police escorts to sunday market around Ogba Lagos to help them carry bags of rice and beans on their heads, and the mumus oblige; Soooo funny especially with their well starched and ironed uniforms.

Not to talk of the way the cops assigned to foreign staff by my former company always offer to help wash expatriate and senior officers' cars for N500. Funny thing is they just take off their shoes, berret, fold their trousers and go fetch water to start washing. It made me laugh a lot then

Pls house! What can i do to do away with my Mouth Odour problem 4life, dis has so much caused me severe embarassment by folks. Each time i try to talk, they always cover their nose from my mouth smells..
Even my gf is fedup with and doesnt knw wht to do because she loves me so much.

chei! So u have a girlfriend, do u kiss? Was her nose like blocked or something when u met and till now? Tell the truth and let d devil b ashamed o!

If u don't mind I can direct u to a friend's pastor, dey say he can cure even hunch back! so bad breadth should b a small deal. am serious o

I've always wondered why the fat people in Nigeria are often straight away classified by most Nigerians as probably rich or priviledged. This has resulted in many Nigerians desperately trying to gain weight to flow with d popular "I better pass my neighbour" lifestyle.

However, Contrary to the thinking or asumptions of Nigerians, I came to observe in other advanced countries especially the UK and USA, that the fattest community mostly consist of poverty stricken ghetto living hood rats mostly living on Govt. benefits,food stamps or dependent on cheap macdonald burger n fries or reduced to clear, nearly expired foods from tesco, asda or wallmart.

The rich in these countries however are slim or desperately trying to stay within a light weight category, investing time and crazy monies in gyms and various slimming products. I mean check it out, the richest people in the world, Bill Gates, the Queen and entire royal family, the late Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, even the president of Usa and pm of Uk are all slim and opra has been desperately fighting an open battle against gaining weight.

Therefore I ask my fellow Nigerians what really is it that makes being fat fashionable? A fat or overweight person we know is clearly unfit for many tasks, is largely unhealthy and often has a shorter lifespan due to heart related problems.

Or could there be some other unknown reasons why many Nigerians desperately want to become fat? Ill like to read peoples views on this. . . .

Yomieluv: This might look like a scene from Nollywood film,but its actually happenin to me now..there is this girl of mine that we are into active relationship,havin unprotected sex.,and later she got pregnant for me,and all attempt to get rid of it proved impossible,as in we tried removing it thrice,and it kind of still there(i mean the pregnancy).we've used all method,drugs,injection,and even D&C,it didnt all worked.and the pregnancy is now visible to everyone,even the parents are now aware,and all fingers are pointin to me as the owner..last week,she called me,and told me that i'm not responsible for it,that she was raped at O.A.U. By a student when she went for postume,i was surprised that she kept such from me till this moment,considerin my effort on terminanting it,and all i've spent..naturally,my attitude changed toward her,and now she goes about telling people that i pregnanted her,and ran away..pls note that she didnt mention my name to her parents that i'm responsible earlier,but she's threating to do so now.i'm confused on what to do..advice please..no insults.

Bros check out on the boldened and make up ur mind about the statements or clear it up 4 better comprehension?

If ukraine is ur ultimate dream, then I think its better u just go and die

Its their tradition na! They just living on past glory is all.

eka baby: It started like a joke n today we are set 4 d altar,we met @ NYSC camp n d regular slogan "if corper marry corper dem go born beta".do not look down on a guy 2day just because u feel he is not up 2ur standards,u can make any man or woman b 2ur standards..we all want a guy dat we kiss us n our legs will pop 2d back,4getn u can make d leg pop.it is beta 2b wit a man u can talk 2 n dat can b able 2listen 2u..

Congrats Ekaette, wish u guys the best. Hope u both have steady jobs with a sensible income though, there's no limit to what u can achieve!

A player is every womans dream cos he's romantic, sexy, cool and all that, now imagine that guy who has d charm to drive chicks crazy in hundreds deciding to change and settle for only you! Mind u men are like wine, d older they are the better they get. A player has learnt over time how to treat a woman good. This is a jackpot for any lady he finally picks. So chicks get ur heads out of ur arses and grab that reformed player if u desire real unmatchable romantic bliss

There's this one about if u have hicups, draw in a deep breadth and hold it in while mouthing the words of d poem black blacK black sheep 5 to 6 times quite fast before releasing your breadth. After this the hicup completely vanishes. U don't believe? Try it and get back to us