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adanny01:
This is at best a '92 model but definately not a '93.

I believe its a lot better to keep quiet when you have no idea than pretend to be knowlegible over things u are not. The car manufacturer states on 4 different places on the Car that its a 93 model. I guess u know better about HoNda than themselves right?

Factor:
Does it have A/C and can it fly 4 200k

yes it has ac, but sorry she cant go dat low, as better offers have been recieved 4 it, try coming up its a best bet fuel and maintenance economy comfy and STRONG car. Will save u a lot compared to many others

If interested please call. 08156932101 no flashings pls

Here are more pics

A well used HOnDA Accord '93 for sale in Akoka Lagos formerly at N370k presently reduced to N320k for urgent sale!!
*Auto transmission
*Alloy rims
*all New tyres
*power seats
*sun roof
*previously used and well maintained by a responsible young lady and still in good condition
-Selling due to relocation from present base

Please only serious buyers to respond

Thanks

:PI don't pity u lot, especially the poster! Before the elections we ran various campaigns that it was unwise to vote in a cluless puppet from an untrustworthy party as president. Yet u all let people, even so called men of God decieve you, then u come back here to complain? Go back to previous posts where this was argued and see the prophesies and warnigs about what to expect. You guys chose to mortgage you & your children's lives over sentiments for another 4 years, because a blockhead told u he had no shoes as a child,  imagine d bright future of a 26yr olld graduate turn bleak till he clocks 30 cos of ur dumb mistake!

At this point, I believe it is very irresponsible, stupid and senseless to blame GEJ when u knew right from the start he was a dummy b4 u voted him! THE ONE TO BLAME IS YOU!!!

So shut d 4uck up all u who voted GEJ and live with ur shiit! Let him complete his term  

:PI don't pity u lot, especially the poster! Before the elections we ran various campaigns that it was unwise to vote in a cluless puppet from an untrustworthy party as president. Yet u all let people, even so called men of God decieve you, then u come back here to complain? Go back to previous posts where this was argued and see the prophesies and warnigs about what to expect. You guys chose to mortgage you & your children's lives over sentiments for another 4 years, because a blockhead told u he had no shoes as a child,  imagine d bright future of a 26yr olld graduate turn bleak till he clocks 30 cos of ur dumb mistake!

At this point, I believe it is very irresponsible, stupid and senseless to blame GEJ when u knew right from the start he was a dummy b4 u voted him! THE ONE TO BLAME IS YOU!!!

So shut d 4uck up all u who voted GEJ and live with ur shiit! Let him complete his term  

@Topic; true dat: if d mommah a b!tch, d daughter is bound to be a superb!tch

Ah curses do work ooo! if u doubt it go to any of em lagos ghettoes where some mostly uncultured yoruba women heap heavy curses on their kids for small mistakes made or perhaps for fun of an intended joke and check out years later how em kids turn out. u will b convinced curses really 4uck peoples' lives up.
And b4 u throw in d tribe card let me have u know omo yoruba gidi ni mi o!

Ill say its not cast in stone what women want; they come to the earth as d most confused species. Women want different things at various stages or ages of their lives. Btw 18 & 25 theyre after mony, a gud 4uck & want to b worshiped. Btw 26 and 30 they demand respect & want security, btw 30 & 35 dey sudenly realize d world doesnt revolve around dem & desper8ly crave any attention at all. Btw 36 older dey bcome matured to find out dat life is about real give & take & wish dey cud get even half of wat dey give

Ah! i will be quite grateful and full of ideas. Do u realise such gesture could bring nasty ideas to even an innocent guy besides most guys hate d stress of condom shopping or never remember to get it themselves hence had hitherto been under check. so ill just give me lady a thank u kiss, grow the nasty ideas and put it to gud use lol!

God bless u Demdem its people like u who present proofs and mention names that are the real saviours of this nation, so many of our leaders have been raping our nation and keeping an innocent face, now u guys know who dat two-faced blockhead and his wife really are. They. Never knew dat they were shooting demselves in thei foot when they approved d FOI bill, wait and see many more revelations of their ill gotten wealth fixed into various largescale investments and d shock will be Mega.

Also about d non allocation to d first lady's office, I guess the allocations 4 d popular bags of rice were also voluntary donations from individuals. RUBBISH!

@afrika or whateva u r called, ill boldly say i am confident that i would have managed things a lot better in a crisis as has happened in my uni days! In times like these, people turn to their leaders 4 reasurance dat all is under control. Think, what would Obama do? Remember George Bush's power speech after 911. A leader should rush to d scene and maybe help with d rescue; show real concern, give a reasuring power speech not give silly excuses. With Gej Nigerians feel completely on their own! Rubbish

To add 2 my earlier post, 4 ur info. d intro. ought 2 b d last point where u can change ur mind b4 d real joining 2getha. Some people discova dark secrets of d new family during d intro. Info about generational problems like family disunity, albinism, vitiligo, epilepsy, madness, bareness, imbercility, poverty, jazz etc can be brought to surface so u know what u r doing b4 u go ahead. wearing same cloth means u already made your mind up. wearing a same atire wit any other person afta dis shows u r a FOOL!

Many ladies actually spoil their chances of getting married in future by dressing in same atires with an ordnary bf later 2 dump dem!
An introduction might even be d ocassion to end a relationship? D purpose of Yoruba introduction is 2 discova d people u r marrying into. ive seen an intro. dat resulted in d discovery dat d couple were actually related as in step cousins. Also its respectful & humble to approach a family as an individual. D same cloth shows u r forcing urself in without their consent yet.

Aderupoko2:
Please,lets stop yabing our president.The Mumu we know is better than one we dont know.

D president is a BLOCKHEAD! we all knew this b4 hand yet brainless sods like u voted 4 him. we had choices of men who can act rather than talk yet u chose a live MUMU! how annoying

i understand why iya witch is confident of these assertions about the powers of darkness. This is simply becos as someone earlier said tho light has come to overcome darkness yet darkness cannot comprehend it. Iya witch; know this now there is a greater power, all powers in all d heavens, d earth & under d earth belong to a certain one, who after defeating d powers of darkness made an open show of them and thru this sat US his own kids in high places far above u principalities, powers & spiritual wickedness

S.Africa is in the right in my opinion. Gej is a useless blockhead houseboy for his reaction! The AU had a pact to always protect their leaders n nations in times of political problems, Gadaffi had always done this only 4 cowardly leaders lyk Gej to turn their back wen he needed dem most. Nato empowering rebels against a democratic govt is irespinsible & totally wrong! mark my words dis would soon become a trend to oust African leaders hated by d west by empowering their people 2 fight dem. Rememba biafra!

Whew! voted at last, I think he is actually very attractive cos he looks different and most peeps who voted other babies might even dash him their remaining stars.
Weldone on your eFforts, gudluck on ur results and happy birthday to uuuuu.

Actually contrary to your post I presently only date girls with their own rides who fuel it themselves from their hard earned money from a real job. They r really quite responsible and matured

Oh my goodness! So we actually had to open a new thread with a boldened heading to educate d bulk of half baked brains who couldn't just get d joke! Na wah o, upon all our efforts to douse d tension in the original spoof thread. It goes to show y many Nigerians are unemployable graduates, they don't take time to read, assimilate and analyse in context b4 opening smelly mouths to respond, Blockheads all a dem   

There's this joke dat goes like dis God made every individual from all other countries unique and different
But when it came to China the stuff was like 4uck it! Copy, paste, . . Copy, paste lol

LWKMD I kinda love the way dis joke took many peeps off balance, I am  trying to imagine d igbo exclamation she would have screamed maybe like Ewo !
And to NLders who find it offensive haba, where's your sense of humour no wonder many nigerians die b4 their time due to over-seriosness  sotay madam theblessed begin blow mumu grammar  

i dont get it, d modern world sees a large turn out of educated graduates from Naija as one of our nation's major ASSETS, yet our honorable education minister refers to them as LIABILITIES. Is she really educated? what a dumbass

try these: We have albino/ vitiligo blood in our family,
My pastor says we r not meant 4 eachother.
i sometimes have epilepsy attacks.
i cant help cheating on u.
I hear they work like a drug

As far as am cocerned until dat Waziri lady decides to open d case they are hiding of our theiving first lady- paitience jo; her money laundering case and how she became a big stakeholder in oil business. i will keep seeing her as a useless bigheaded humpty dumpty puppet of lucky joe!

Face d "theif catching job"u r paid 2 do rather than transfer your responsibility to relegious bodies. . . dummy

yawns, farts and smiles sheepishly

For ScRaTcHinG their balls. . . satisfied

squinted eyed little men with small feet who love kicking d shite* out of eachother all day . . . every day

@post i choose googles, the ganja farm lady. she is real, funny, friendly, plus she has a very soft bum
kinda miss R

davidayo:
Its a pity this is happening. This gul in question Christiana was my childhood friend from pri school to secondary. we lived in same neighbouhood b4 i left. i know the mum is a devil. cos i remember when i go to her house she always tring to be careful. May God sooth her pains.

chei! so u were also shinning her CoNgO! omo meeeen