₦airaland Forum

NEPA is Naija's no.1 curse. Cost of production doubles or even triples when u use generators 2 generate yr own electricity. Even as a Nigerian it is wiser to invest in a company operating in Ghana where deres constant electricity to get good returns on investment. so sorry ill pass

Now thats a country that respects d rule of law; tell me wasnt it the same Ibori that was acquitted of all 40 count charges by d Nigerian judicial system. Now u understand y Nigeria 2getha with its legal professionals is constantly an international laughing stock!
i wish he could be sent to serve d term in alagbon or kirikiri where he would meet those whose lives he wrecked by embezellement forcing them to a life of crime

so how much is d maximum loan u can grant in Naira

how dumb? who told them armed robbers only operate at nite? so if people also get waylayed and killed in daylight as was d case few years ago, we should then scrap bus travel alltogether abi. Mumus, instead of focusing on beafing up security they decide to surrender and respect robbers as lords of the highways at nite! if d persons suggesting dis hav no better suggestion they would do better to Shut d 4uk up! hissssss

It is absolutely false that you cannot sign a contract for more than one year as some lady said earlier on. A lease agreement has no stipulation and is agreed by d lesee and lessor. hence a tenant willing to lease a flat 4 even 5 years is not doing anything illegal neither is a landlord who accepts such a proposition. edogirl and eko ile, pls get your facts right. rentage is different from leasing

Good as this law seems, it is important 2 note dat an amicably agreed contract btw landlord & tenant has d power to legally superseed existing tenancy laws; meaning if a tenant is willing to pay even over 2yrs, the landlord cannot stop him. it will all come to survival of d fittest or in this case d richest.
Also since"build to let"4 landlords now has a longer payback period i see a likelihood of price hike, a deviation of landlords to comercial leasing or sales, unless govt starts providing alternatives

methinks 190 deserves it, he practically lives on Nl. . . . i just hope he gets a real job someday

How come there was no "ashy"involved i tot those were d ideal assasins 4 Naija leaders or was d paki biach also a part tym ashy

still available, pls serious callers only,
cheers

The Nigerian government is double mouthed when it comes to issue of diasporans relocating to help develop Nigeria. Take d NYSC issue 4 example, quite a lot of Naijas brilliant  inventors, technocrats & professionals excelling in their feild outside d country have completely rejected the idea of going back to Naija becos they never did NYSC 4 one reason or d other hence relocating might earn them being faced with criminal charges or even being alienated from contributing their quota. So they cant give a 4uk

Well if you say the singers u might be right as almost all of dem depend on auto-tune to cover their 4uked up voices, hence always having to mime at live concerts but then there are d naturals like 2face and whats d name of dat guy who sang the hook 4 ice prince's "o le ku". He is d bomb

erm . . . if the focus of this is about how tasty or enjoyable garlic is rather than its health or direct actual nutritional benefits, may i suggest it be moved to FOOD section. I was actually looking thru dis post 4 a strong reason to eat a very smelly spice and the only reason i got was simply becos its smelly and op likes it.

Na wah o! Trust nairalanders to make a mountain of a mole, like we all dont know what d streetwise deffinition of a "relationship" is in comparison with friendship. Yet many of these aprokos trying to sound intelligent end up sounding like the dullards they really are by trying to give us here the literal deffinition. Pls think outside d box abeg!

Only 61? This is lyk a drop in a mighty ocean of "illegos" in Uk besides am not sure it was worth it tho, as it wudv cost tax payers about £1200 per deportee 4 d emergency deportation, what more these same peeps always seem to find their way back everytime, ask pecham peeps. God only knows how!

Hmmmm very interesting, never knew body/mouth odour was a habit but then maybe u r just dull.   olodo

Op please pardon my asking is yr friend a homo? ive noticed this same trend in homo men, also notice chest & facial hairs on G a y! ladies or ones who regularly use strong male (musk filled) perfumes. but then could be coincidence

Thanks guys, i was just wondering besides DNA is there any other cheaper and easily accessible proven procedures to confirm a childs pertenity even though it might not b 100% as accurate, ill like to profer an option if the DNA route 4 him would be daunting.
pls if u have info. kindly share.

maybe d dream is telling u to stop hanging out with dull girls! Tehehe

Horus:
A zero tolerance anti-corruption project by introducing the death penalty for those convicted of corruption.

meaning u want Lucky Joe to become a widower due to hanging of d first lady, hmmm that may be extreeme.

For me electricity is no. 1 our manufacturing industry as well as thousands of SMEs have been murdered due to govt incompetence in this area

ds700:
190. You are too much. But the lady in question sounds too young, innocent and gentle for your type. For somebody like you should be aiming at Mama Gee, Ms Potato or Omolola1, the list can go on. (abi u dey fear?)

Habba! what nonsense are u trying to say the above are tear eyed, agbero, old cargoes? mind yr tongue o

Very sorry to hear yr story Geez, however i have seen cases like these end up well eventually 4 all involved, so be strong. Can i also ask do u think there might have been or may still be some sort of Love between u and dis guy, or were u just sexmates

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@2mch, it could be hard to believe but i asure u all the stories u read 4rm me are real and happening to people i know from a distance, people i relate with directly or people i heard or read about . i only emphasize on the salient details & important basic info to develop a storyline, believe me some situations i have seen are worse than i made them sound

Thanks 4 d replies so far, please can anyone help us with answers to these
1. Is there a place in Nigeria where they do DNA tests or an agency that can help without having to travel out of the country?
2. can we have a realistic cost estimate 4 d process?
3. is it true that the mother's consent is required 4 such a test to be done.
Thanx 4 replies coming

oooooh i thought his visit was 4 wednesday, the day NLC goes on strike, so that Lucky Joe would explain how an extremely rich oil nation claims inability to pay d equavalent of £72 per month to its hardworking workers, an ammount that can be made easily in just 2days by the least paid worker in the Uk

unfortunately this kind of news would never find its way to our cowardly and corrupt mainstream news media front pages, as they've been bought by our blockhead president during electioneering campaign. Fresh Smelly Farts everywhere!!!

op were u not around when u got married or was she forced on u? how come u just discovered she is an agbero. Give her a sample separation period of say 3months if she does it again, she would hav enough time to think and repent. Divorcing her 4 dis right now to me is kinda Cowardly!

presently his wife does not know anything about his thoughts or plans yet. but what if she denies it outrightly, should he still do d test and if its positive can she still be trusted?

All that was over seven years ago. In June this year (last month), I travelled to Naija for business and came across Emeka in Lagos at the local airport where he now works, we got talking and he opened up to me with a very disturbing story. He had met two of our former housemates five months ago who had seen him with his son on different occasions when he travelled to the old city to see his in-laws and they joked that his boy looked like one of our then co-tenant who happened to be the landlady’s semi-literate steward. A few months later he had run into the former landlady herself while on a similar trip with his son and she made a similar thought provoking comment amongst other jokes when she saw the little boy; “this boy is a carbon copy of Ikoedem my house help!” She’d laughed. This got Emeka thinking and he decided to visit the old house where Ikoedem the former co-tenant still lived.

When Emeka got there he saw the old house it still looked a bit as it had been but for the little repainting and few renovations and the memories came back to him of his days years ago in the house when he was jolted back to his senses by a voice; Mekuuus!, he turned around and saw who called him and was shocked by the perfect resemblance of his eight year old son to this person. It was Ikoedem looking more matured now, as he was just about 16 when Emeka had left the house.

The shock took quite some time to wear off his face and enable him re-comport himself, so many questions like those in your own minds right now were running through his mind; could it be that he had disrupted his life and gone through all the trouble for something he was innocent of? His heart boiled with anger not really for ikoedem but for his wife and the child if thing were as he imagined.
Back to our meeting, after Emeka’s narration of this ordeal, he told me he has not betrayed his thoughts to his wife yet but she knows something is amiss. However he also wants to give her the benefit of doubt; perhaps this strong resemblance might just be a coincidence, he trusted and still trusts his wife with all his heart.


Now Nairalanders , I intend to advise him on the step to take but I need your help. Should he question her directly about the issue, which she is likely to deny or should he just go for a DNA test with the boy which though he knows is expensive he claims is worth every penny as it would bring him out of his current disturbed state. And then if the results or the answer goes the wrong way what do you suggest he does? Remember, his dreams were destroyed because of this issue 8 +years ago.
Cheers  


Swiftycool 

Emeka was a co-tenant of mine way back in Nigeria who moved in to the building I rented as a 100 level undergraduate several years ago with his girlfriend. I remember he was a very funny guy, very friendly and nice company too. I also remember the big embarrassment and the trials he went through when his live in girlfriend became pregnant and her dad a naval officer arranged for him to be picked up and locked up in a cell for three weeks after the discovery. He was forced to bring his family to rush the marriage rites and accept her as his wife since it was obvious he was the father of her child.


The girl was in a way abandoned to his care by her family after the wedding to take care of her needs till she had the baby. Being a student, he had to struggle to make ends meet. He deferred his admission while in the second semester of the 3rd year of his five year engineering course. I helped him get a job as a part time okada rider, while he worked in a shop as a barber just to make ends meet. But within a few months he moved out of the house we shared, saying he had gotten somewhere cheaper to afford him save better for his family.


Most times when he came to ask for money from guys, myself inclusive, we were quick to judge him for being careless and having impregnated a girl he wasn’t married to; however what always amazed me was that he always swore that he had only slept with the girl less than 10 times and always timed her cycle and used an airtight condom in all situations; I just think it was destined to happen he always said as he went away baring his cross. The last time I saw Emeka was I think around 2003, two years before my graduation from uni, he cut my hair in the salon he jointly owned by him and two others and insisted I didn’t pay. He looked a wretch and had completely dropped out of Uni to work to enable him pay his wife’s fees and complete her bride price as well as take care of his 11month old son. I really felt pity for him though, I thanked him and left.
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