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PropertiesSOLD!!!Beautiful 1283sq metres, Corner Piece Land 4 Sale In Portharcourt ( pics) by swiftycool(op):
A large corner piece percel of land measuring over 1200sq metres along a tarred road in a developed residential area in Portharcourt central town is up for sale.
# Located about 3 minuites drive from Portharcourt divisional police Hq and just 5 minuites from Rumodumaya junction.
perfect for property developers, hotel, school or personal home.

Holla 4 more details if interested, its highly contested as its the last piece of land left in the area so hurry.
PoliticsRe: Diezani Allison Madueke Skipped Nysc by swiftycool(m): 9:54am On Jun 29, 2011
cheikh:
ola olabiy
@ola olabiy ^^ grin grin grin Gbam!!! It's amazing how gullible some of our people are. Some people are talking of "Rule of Law" etc in Naija shocked shocked grin under lucky Joe?
Exactly, dont mind the ignoramuses. most laws in Naija are often only used as last resort 4 witchunting individuals rather than making the country better, hence the ease of ignoring it if need be
i like that name"lucky joe"lol, ill use it
PoliticsRe: Diezani Allison Madueke Skipped Nysc by swiftycool(m): 12:43pm On Jun 28, 2011
@gohome SHARRAP there! what are u feeling like and what if u served and are as useless to the nation as u are? i also served but i believe people who can contribute 2 dis nation however their profile be should be given a chance. Not everybody in govt is there to chop money like u think, some actually want to really serve. . . but then, u'll need a brain to realise that
a typical mumu's argument is "other nations are doing it" Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Diezani Allison Madueke Skipped Nysc by swiftycool(m): 11:41am On Jun 28, 2011
ola olabiy:
That is the law, okay?
i never said its not d law, but that it is a dumb law made against the advancement of Nigeria. There R thousands of Nigerians technocrats in diaspora respected by US $ UK govt willing 2 solve Naija problems but cant contribute due to lack of useless Nysc cert, while a toilet cleaner with school cert is gladly accepted because d law doesnt apply as he is not a graduate, so how can we get d best
PoliticsRe: Diezani Allison Madueke Skipped Nysc by swiftycool(m): 9:08am On Jun 28, 2011
oh u guys are worried about Dezani abi? Are u intentionally blind to all other ministers, senators, house members etc Have u found out about the Sarakis, Iwela and more? am sure we'll be shocked if we dig deep.
Besides what sense is there accepting a school cert holding hair dresser not even qualified 4 Nysc due to not having a degree as eligible 4 House speaker, while a Havard graduate with wealth of experience is disqualified 4 lack of NYSc. I know y; Naija prefers mediocres, the conmstitution is a JOKE!
PropertiesRe: Nigerians To Own Houses For N1.5m Soon - Developers by swiftycool(m): 6:23am On Jun 25, 2011
ezeagu:
I was looking for Nigerian architecture, not a bad remix of American/Mediterranean/Neo-Roman architecture.
Thank u my learned bro, let the ignorant know that all those are copied architecture, True Nigerian Architecture should take its origin from traditional designs modenised & perculiar to Naija, our Architects today just copy d Whites & basterdise temple columns, creating designs with no concept. anyone can do it
PropertiesRe: Nigerians To Own Houses For N1.5m Soon - Developers by swiftycool(m): 7:01pm On Jun 24, 2011
Ikengawo:
why is everyone being ignorant and scared of plastic?

do you not drink water from a plastic bag? If your mother not selling akara and yam with waterproof?
so u are comfortable to live in a house dat can catch fire or be destroyed by a mistakenly unestinguished match stick, cigerette butt, melted up candle stick etc. remember water wont kill a fire fueled by plastic o!
PropertiesRe: Nigerians To Own Houses For N1.5m Soon - Developers by swiftycool(m): 6:24pm On Jun 24, 2011
fm7070:
Has anyone thought about using clays as blocks?
Or mixture of Limestomes with sand?
We need to think well,
duh! old story, for clay to be able to form properly & last long as bricks or blocks they need to be fired and this makes it more expensive. clay blocks r sold in Oregun Lagos n is more expensive. the cheapest alternative is laterite moulded wit specific machines & tecnology. goggle Bolyn construction & discova
PropertiesRe: Nigerians To Own Houses For N1.5m Soon - Developers by swiftycool(m): 2:23pm On Jun 24, 2011
@all, mind u those buildings shown above by the op or originator are just to mislead u, they in no way represent a prototype of the actual plastic houses in question.
PropertiesRe: Nigerians To Own Houses For N1.5m Soon - Developers by swiftycool(m): 2:17pm On Jun 24, 2011
yeah right! If any technology has been rejected by the educated western world take it down to ignorant dumb & broke Naija which has no building regulations!
imagine plastic houses in a country where 80% depend on candles, lanterns & naked stoves for lighting & cooking, plus the very likely possibility of electric sparks due to millions of fake electronics/electricals gladly accepted in to our boarders, yet we hav a fire service that cant even fight simple fire-wood fires, abegi make una wake up bo
CareerRe: Working For Five Months Without Pay by swiftycool(m): 10:21am On Jun 24, 2011
its so pathetic, ive been there b4 working & even sleeping at work @ my very 1st job for months yet often never paid or paid just a third of my salary, thank God i had a side gig, i left them owing me up to 5months. Sadly i currently have an architect friend working in a big archi firm in VI earning a miserable 60k monthly despite his 2.1 grade and Masters degree+5yrs of experience; yet hasnt been paid 4 d 7th month now.
So sad Naija employers get away with murder. I say leave now & later sue them!
PoliticsRe: New Cabinet: Oby Ezekwesili Opts Out by swiftycool(m): 7:16am On Jun 24, 2011
@musiwa, i am not sure if it is the drugs u have been taking or the drugs u should be taking but i must admit this is kinda getting out of hand!
i mean read all u have been writing, do u even make sense to yourself huh
PropertiesRe: The Real Cost Of Building A Six Bedroom Duplex by swiftycool(m): 5:40pm On Jun 23, 2011
Am Alone:
^^^^
Bros the total square meter of my german floor is around 220m2
And I used 80 bags of cement
it is 3 inch thick.

That is 2.75 bags of cement was used per square meter!!!!

Brabus said he used 120 bags of cement and his house is just almost
the size of mine. But he's was 4" Thick!!!! So I guess my estimate will be
close to his I guess!!!
Thnx correct man! Pls others wit various experiences can also share
PropertiesRe: Uyo Properties: We Sale, Let, Lease, 08035851522 by swiftycool(m): 4:42pm On Jun 23, 2011
Hi, i got yr mail in reply to a post earlier. thanx, am in the Lagos now and ill be flying into Uyo on Monday next week. I intend 2 give u a call.
Thanx again
PropertiesRe: Roofing A 4 Bedroom Bungalow With Gatehouse (pictures) by swiftycool(m): 4:35pm On Jun 23, 2011
spyder880:
You know, this is a very large bungalow, I took the pains to measure this house today and discovered it was 73 ft lenght and 36 ft width. This house with the gate house will take us 8 days flat to finish. For a smaller roof size, we can do it for less number of days.
Hmmm interesting, and how many people are working on it am sure its the normal 8hour daily work output abi?
PropertiesRe: The Real Cost Of Building A Six Bedroom Duplex by swiftycool(m): 4:24pm On Jun 23, 2011
wow, @Amalone et al, dose R excellent pieces u got there, luvly pics. welldone guys.

Guys pls does anyone have a guide to specific required quantities of materials needed 4 a german floor per square meter? ill appreciate if u give how many bags of cement per sq m, so i calculate d rest myself. Or just let me know how many finished yrs, d thickness u achieved and yr floor area size, so i can develop an estimate table. pls all contributors R greatly appreciated.
Thanx
PropertiesRe: Roofing A 4 Bedroom Bungalow With Gatehouse (pictures) by swiftycool(m): 3:28pm On Jun 23, 2011
spyder880:
I assure you guys that more pictures will be pasted here this evening. We are roofing the gate house now and just brought in 300 pcs of purlings to start the rafter works, I have more carpenters on site now, just pulled one guy to join them this morning.
Wow u guys R doing a gud & fast job here, kudos Spider & thanx 4 d roof plan. Pls how many guys did u need 2 complete d main house frame & in how many days altogetha
RomanceRe: 11 Of The Most Disgusting Things Guys Do In The Club by swiftycool(m): 6:03pm On Jun 21, 2011
Awwww nanidee, i think i see your pain, why dont u just ask around, u could get introduced to some underground g a y clubs that could suit u. All u talked about are "normal" stuff to regular chicks in heterosexual clubs. just try a lesbo club, u might discover your real self. goodluck
RomanceRe: Would You Date/marry A Single Mother/father? by swiftycool(m): 5:24pm On Jun 21, 2011
I wont mind really, in fact i kinda see them single moms as special and strong, am only put off often by the desperation most of them exhibit when they see any guy is interested in them, like they dont think they are worth much.
PoliticsRe: Fbi Agents Arrive Abuja, Comb Police Headquarters by swiftycool(m): 5:02pm On Jun 21, 2011
Chei! na wah o, why we no kuku just beg Obama and Cameron to re-colonize us now since our parastatal are a joke. imagine! not 1 Cctv camera at police Hq, whereas useless semi-literate local govt. counsellors have about 10 in each of their homes.
PropertiesRe: Roofing A 4 Bedroom Bungalow With Gatehouse (pictures) by swiftycool(m): 12:57pm On Jun 20, 2011
spyder880:
The total sq mtr should be around 512 and I think I should seek the permission of my client to know if he wants his roof plan to be displayed here.
Well from what i see, it seems its gonna be a simple Hipped roof since we dont see any gable walls going up. i wish there were drawings to explin better to those who want to understand and estimate their own costs.
PropertiesRe: Roofing A 4 Bedroom Bungalow With Gatehouse (pictures) by swiftycool(m): 8:38am On Jun 19, 2011
Comming up beautifully i suppose, but pls can u perhaps upload drawings or sketches of d roof design u are trying to achive so that we can easily follow yr progress. Also if u will pls let us know the area in sq metres that u are trying 2 roof to enable us estimate similar works.
Keep up d good work and goodluck
PropertiesRe: Building A Student Hostel : Profitability And Challenges by swiftycool(m): 7:27am On Jun 19, 2011
From experience, female student hostels are a safer investment due to usual university cult crises with guys, many ladies who opt to stay in such hostels as i have observed usually have rich Aristos to foot their bills. A major challenge however is locating a land for development near campus as this is hot cake, however a development located quite a distance with dedicated perhaps hourly bus service which could be contracted to a transporter might be a good idea
PropertiesRe: Property For Sale At Ewet Housing Estate,uyo. by swiftycool(m): 6:58am On Jun 19, 2011
hi Ibomism, am looking to buy about 1 to 2plots of land asap in a not too expensive part of uyo, do u have or can you help me with any links? Also is it very easy to get vibrated block manufacturers in the city? pls if u can help, send mail to kooshng@yahoo.com.
thanx
CelebritiesRe: Hugh Hefner's Playmate Fiancee Calls Off Wedding by swiftycool(m): 3:55pm On Jun 16, 2011
Guess she will make more fame this way as d lady who dumped Hef, besides am sure she realised d prenup payout after a divorce wasnt worth sucking on those his wrinkled dried up smelly old balls. yekh. . .pukes!
PropertiesRe: Is It Financially Wise To Have Your Own Home? by swiftycool(m): 2:18pm On Jun 16, 2011
From experience if done wisely its a better option. Ive often advised my clients to invest in building semi-detached 2 bedrm to 3bdrm as against a straight detached 4-6bdrm house. Now as an architect i handle d design & make it in such a way each flat has complete or @least 80% independence. I discovered Dat only d basic essentials need provided while fancy finishings & othrs can b done gradually. Trust me if u get a gud agent ud get people to rent part at a gud price even as semi-finished & live in d other
FamilyRe: Mother Donates Womb To Daughter! by swiftycool(m): 6:21pm On Jun 15, 2011
Awww how sweet, yet when we ask who a guy should save on a sinking ship between his mom and wife, many will shout wifey but only yr mom would stand wit u till d end after u catch AIDS or become permanently handicaped. The wifey is immediately on to d next one. Love u moms, u r d bestestss!
FamilyRe: Mother Donates Womb To Daughter! by swiftycool(m): 6:19pm On Jun 15, 2011
Awww how sweet, yet when we ask who a guy should save on a sinking ship between his mom and wife, many will shout wifey but only yr mom would stand wit u till d end after u catch AIDS or become permanently handicaped. The wifey is immediately on to d next one. Love u moms
RomanceRe: Why Do Bachelors Avoids Financially Comfortable Spinsters.? by swiftycool(m): 7:44pm On Jun 13, 2011
when a respectable lady banker reduces to the level of chasing low level OMATTA guys yet still gets played & dumped? I guess its cos she doesnt kno her worth. I believe any lady should attract a like class and level in a mate except if she has a complex that makes her less attractive to her kind. From experience, to most classy guys, a lady who has been labelled the toast of illiterate traders is already devalued and would b less attractive to d guys of her own class or higher status, Especially in Naija
RomanceRe: Pls Help I Need Your Advices by swiftycool(m): 2:47pm On Jun 13, 2011
Dyt:
Bt seriously y do ladies jst say d things dey do 4 men
its normal one stands by one in terms of trouble
can we nt 4 once jst erase d tyms we stood by dem?
Cmon ladies
I wish i could give u a kiss 4 yr post, i mean! Many more guys hav done much more 4 ladies and dey still go out to fuk up, it hurts true, bt we let it go & accept that the better man got the trophy.
@poster shebi uve cursed him wat more do u want now?
RomanceRe: My Friend by swiftycool(m): 2:31pm On Jun 13, 2011
toyemz:
@poster
tell her to get a rabbit V
at least when she's had enough
she can stop
What on Earth is a RABBIT V huh
do u have one, does it make give u enough? whateva it is
RomanceRe: Does Pure Friendship Exist Between A Man And A Woman? by swiftycool(m): 2:04pm On Jun 13, 2011
Its absolutely possible! My flat mate at uni for 2 years during my masters programme was a hot female and we were like siblings, even slept together in the palour and each others rooms under the same duvet when it was freezing. And nothing ever happened! mind u am hot too o, lol! she even used to walk around d house & gist wit me in just her towel and i was never moved. Ironically i was a bad player with other girls, not even as hot as her. Now u shid b proud of me. lol

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