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linksav:
how much do I have to pay for my UK Student visa application? and what are the chances even if I have a full tuition payment? please an urgent reply is needed.

Thank you all

@ the poster

Paying your full tuiton is not a guarantee for being granted a visa. Most of the people that were granted visas and are currently in the UK did not pay even up to half of their fees before being granted. In fact i know many more who were denied visas despite the  full payment fees 
To anyone reading this and wanting to get it right the first time, make sure you get all your documentations and fill your forms right. and except u intend to gamble with your future, NO FAKE DOCUMENTS!

cutiee_xx:
lol, if he looks alright, i will give him the thumbs up , but if he doesn't, no probs lol,, i will just help him change into something divine lol

it's no longer how u look but if u can pull off the CHARMNESS lol!!!!

Unfortunately fine guys dont give a damn about how they look most of the time, except of course the sissy ones. Ive noticed that chicks think the scruffy, roughneck looking fine guys look hotter and sexier, than when comported as i have experienced. so i really dont seek my chick's opinionon how i look for a guy, anything goes, its not just necessary.

Hmmm, u actually crept into my dream last night 
and i finally got a chance to be free with you, 
but as i was about to,,,,,, "u know now" 
RIIIIIIINNNNGGG!!!! my damn alarm wakes me up 
CAN U IMAGINE?! Now i have to wait 
till the next time i see u again, 
Hope soon  

pamper:


there are different class of virgins,there are some that tells you,you have access to everything in their body except that.there are some that tyells you no,and it is NO.there are some that says only the upper part.so it depends on the kind and type you come in contact with.If you come in contact with a good and real sexy one,i mean sexxxxxxxxxxxxy,one you will prefer virgins to non virgins.i rest my case.

LOL! long story, so what kind and type are you? the full access exept that, or the upper part? you dont sound like the "No is No" type anyway

An undergraduate being burdened with the issue of marriage and you expect him to jump at it with a smile, eh?
Most girls slowly chase their guys away by doing this same shit.
Do u realise the fact that  he gets the feeling that you R trying to tie him down at his young age?
why him no go fear
C'mon give him some breathing space, Haba "aunty Ruth abokoku"

And all u girls talking shit, assume your young prommising brother with a lot of prospects was struggling through school and a girl started bugging him that way what would u advise. Tell the truth!
Trash!

Your friend will become a prefect in HELL FIRE

Most Nollywood movies are for a suitable word, "intelligence retardants"
They have made many of our people, especially the girls, dumber than they originally were
Can you immagine some chicks inquiring about something called a life time relocation visa, a concept she got from some dumb naija film!



I must admit though that more yoruba home videos have better thought out plots and make more sense than english ones

young_digi:
dude i was reading everything u wrote until i got to this point, then i realized how dumb and ignorant u are, why de fukk are nigerians cocky for nothing?? what the fukk has naija music accomplished and u people ae runnin your mouth talkin about u make better music than uk artists, u should b slapped bitterly for that rubbish statement, do u listen to music or do u just skim through it? besides Asa, which nigerian artist has anythig reasonable in their lyrical content today? eevryone seems to be more concerned about making joli music and groupies instead of sensible music

when u mention enough naija artists to match up Corinne Bailey Rae, Leonna Lewis, Amy Winehouse, Estelle, James Blunt, then i can come back and read your post, rubbish

C'mon men, this aint about beef. Sure Uk musicians rock, but thats because they got all d resources to get the best products
professional writers, video producers, Voice trainers, choreographers, make up artists, marketters and shit

we gotta give it up 4 our Naija guys, despite the rip off by Kenny and D1 and our complete lack of resources
they still show up n outstanding level of talent, u can immagine the outcome if they were invested upon big time.

To u UK dudes, don't u see how the clubs rock whenever they throw in some hot naija jams, check out Tiger Tiger don't u realise thats Y the club is always full even though u gotta pay. Now most clubs like Espionage and the rest are actually introducing Afro Hip Hop as a necessary brand topull d crowds and dedicating nights to it.

i Dont know what u yankee ones wake up too, but here we be representing Naija live "we 're Nigerians we represent the area we from,we spit tight in our mother toungue!" and we R loving it!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Chei! see wettin Poverty dey cause,

na him make papa OBJ wey tell our papas dem say na dem be leaders of 2morrow, still come dey fight 4 d post of d same tommorow's leaders.

Charly boy wey don old, with folds on his neck, gather big belle and yansh dey still fight for yuppie recognition wit him okada.

Then you say Broda Kenny, D1 and ID should leave d stage, how dem go take chop? naija showbiz is full of old papa dem nobe today, but we cant blame em, Na poverty.

I just wish the duo can just do us a favour and act like Russel Simons, P Diddys and Master Ps and let the young ones do d dirty work, while they Run the backstage.

Yeah, yeah, so he's got a baby, and u guys r 3 weeks old, and now the question is "should i keep fu*king him", right??

Well i didnt hear u say he asked u to marry him, so whats the deal, do u need the kid's permission
2 fu*k his/ her daddy, c'mon gimmie a freakin break yall!

Get your guy and get it going on, then call us up if he pops the question, then we can take you serious and offer some advice!
For now, you really dont need it.

@ poster,
i really feel 4 these your inlaws, but virgin as they might be if they really want to get married at those ages, it might not be wise to be too choosy, especially on the tribal and religious denomination angle, i mean whats in it 4 a man who fulfils all your criteria, only 2 get married to a wife who will reach menopause in a few years?

Butfor a fact, there might be some who want 2 love them as they are but dont fit the specs. let them take a chance on other tribes and denominations, perhaps these criteria were their stumbling blocks for all these years.
cheers

I dream that this our generation can think of what they can do for the country
and provide a better foundation for upcomming generations
the previous ones have messed things up enough, and made life so hard
But we have to pick up the pices despite all odds and stand again!
Its time 4 us to arise and take charge, i see Nigeria stepping out of poverty
joblessness, hunger, deprivation, curruption and taking its place amongst the
greatest using our own natural and multitalented human resources
Young guys and ladies on Nairaland, deprived and impoverished this is our Call
so help us God AMEN

Vicjustice:
Oh, i see, It's true that many people in Nigeria are not aware of any such thing as "B&B", only at such would someone get offended of an advice that suggests a B&B solution.
B&B (or Bed And Breakfast) could be referred to a simple lodging accommodation that provides nothing more than a sleeping comfort, shower and a light meal breakfast.

My Brother, Please explain it properly to them, in pidgin english if need be

Nigerians have to step up with their mentality of giving
JW peeps have a whole load of contrary doctrines which i completely reject
But the Awake magazine (NOT WATCH TOWER) is a perfect research tool, for useful data,
knowledge and information, which i recomend.
I actually got loads of materials from it whilst doing my final project in Nigeria

For the fact that these people spend time, money and energy trying to get these stuff
to u in your homes, do have the decency to give something back. It costs them a lot you know
In the UK people are paid up to £9 (that N2295) per hour to do things like that
Have a heart and give for what u gain from, whilst maintaining ur stands on belief

Thats what makes the world go round!

ammamat:
@ babasin am not a chip babe okay , for the fact that am looking for where to stay dose not means that am chip okay, and more over I can get myself a place to stay like hotel or guest house but i need a place where by I can interact with peopel and make them friends okay IS NOT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE MONEY TO TAKE CARE OF MYSLF. Know how you response to some post okay if u don't have what to say better stay off. please I respected every person in this forum

Honey girl whats eating u! the guy only offered to help, nothing in his statement referred to you as cheap, except of course if u have no idea of what a "Bed and breakfast" is. and besides who says you cannot interact with people around whist staying at a bed and breakfast? Though ive been in your shoes before, i advise u its important u know how bad lagos is these days whilst thinking of staying amongst people u know not!

Id suggest u retrace your steps and appologise, not giving a bad impression to your would have been helpers

rosecare:
EH WHAT AHEAD IS GOING ON HERE!!!! TROUSER NON TROUSER
WEARING TROUSER DOES NOT MATTERS ANYTHING FOR MY OWN WAY AND A FEMALE I DUE WEAR TROUSER IT IS MORE SECURE THAN WEARING SKIRT
DEAR, I DID NOT SEE ANY THING THERE O O O O O

trousers or skirt
both are good any one you wish to wear is your choice




carry go !!!!!!!!

Damn! honey girl, i suppose u can repeat all that in english. But if what you expressed out there is english to u, then i suggest the Naija Government should start closing down some schools

D-reloaded:
so because one ho did you wrong, that means all women like assholes?

Sorry bout how u might take this but Yeah, most of em are!
AND MIND U, IT WAS NOT JUST ONE HO!

D-reloaded:
Grow up then come back later.

i guess thats why most ya keep going for your dads mates, last time i checked i was old enough, possibly not for cargoes like u though 

Bros dont mind dem jare, if u are a muslim  like many on this thread, its aiight
go on and Bleep up d girls youth
After all it was the life style of the randy yet holy Prophet
who took a 12 year old child as wife. Abi i lie?
somebody swear he didnt lash her! f*#kin PERVERT!
And they now  say R kelly is sick, start from Moh,,,,,,, whatevah!
SICK! SICK! SIIICCCKKK!!!

Zandra1:
Hahahahaha . No Problemo y'all. Am going to mail the food to u guys.

Please text me meat, i prefer breaded chicken, extra crispy 
my number is , dont worry, ill send it

ifyalways:
arent i lucky? ;damn am so lucky.
my guy washes my undies without me asking.
he opens and holds doors for me. _{car inclusive}
he buys my undies for me.
takes me out and do place the order.
feeds me .
ooooooooooooooooooooooh its so endless.

as for those ones wey dey come claim here,i can't do it ,i can't do it ,na them be the original mugus.them dey wash plates _{down below inclusive},na them dey wash pants pass.hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Ive washed panties, cooked, slaved and all shit for girls in my past, and i just ended up being the undervalued Bobo nice and love shacked guy you can always come back to after you finish fuckin up outside. and guess what i ended up a boring wussie nice guy.

Now that i demand king treatment and dont care, i seem to have gotten my love and respect back from many more chicks.
For real its like most girls prefer a Bad ass, over bearing, uncarig guy to a wussie, in the end. and u all  know it
So for me Never again!

Picture Dis!
A fully dressed chick in a micro-mini skirt, sits opposite u
crossing and uncrossing her legs (like sharon stone) till u notice the fact that she aint wearing
no undies under    , amazed u look at her face and she just winks and smiles invitingly @ u   

Now, Except u be Elton john, ur john thomas go take over, for the momment 
i mean , i know ive got a witness in here somewhere!

Every guy has some bad boy in em, y'know, but the truth is that
the real bad boys are those that can perfectly act up and treat u like a queen
whilst fuckin all your friends behind your back 

Do u know that a large percentage of your presumed bad boyz
have a nice guy reputation with some folks. If only looks could tell
Im a good boy sha word!, Believe that!

Whats all the stress about? after all, a certain exhulted prophet once confisicated his young
aides 12 year old chick AND MARRIED HER!.
And since he was sooooo holy, i,d say it aint wrong to emulate that shit!
or what u think peeps?
Bros ride on jare You R more responsible than dat prophet,
support your moves with the lifestyle of the Hallowed Prophet.

Na wah o, the fact that we are talkin about ugly peeps doesnt mean only uglies can contribute now,
Apart from Toyinrayo, isnt there any other at least "try fine small" chick out there?
As u chicks say if u feel beautiful inside feel proud to upload your pic on your profile
I'm tired of listening to ugly girls point of view 

zignor:
@poster . .yes, it is a crime
for your info, avoid any short, ugly,and fat babe if you're handsome . . . but if you're not handsome, go for them

Say what? Zignor!
aint u aware of the fact that, wowoo jam wowoo results in ATUTUPOYOYO
Please ugly peeps support the campaign of less uglier reproductions into the world
Abi una no realise say ugliness attracts poverty. Hahahahaha 
if u are an ugly guy, try making some good money, it comes with beautiful girls
for ugly babes, go 4 a make over and trap that cute guy while hes drunk, you might be lucky to get his seed
I know this is valid advice 4 many nairalanders so ugly to stick up their pix  ,  bite me

how long ago was ur break up?

Would you have thought differently of him if he had given u d money u asked for without stress?

dablessed:
What exactly do you whisper in his ear?

Come fe nacking rude bouy!

sylvex:
swiftycool
why not say say you're dying to know the poster gender and what gave you the guts to call em' gay?

Aiiight, im "dying" to know this posters gender, and if it wont be produced, ill gladly accept the fact that "it" is a homosexual and for a better word "gay"
_{if u are not happy report me to Seun chikenna!} im sick n tired of peeps with multiple personalities on Nairaland!
and im not sorry  bout my audacity

just what im saying, i don't have to be interested
Or are u saying he knows who first banged u based on your good judgement?!!!!
Amazing 

Im singleand loving it! though ive got possible prospects
Mehn its gonna be kin o' hard giving up freedom o,or whacha think, guys i mean

Hey konfused dot com,

Journey with me into the minds of the tarriot readings
I knows why u aint attracted to this Dude, krystal balls tell me he is an[b] UGLY MUTHA, shut your mouth![/b]
but ugly guys value u more, are caring, nicer and mostly rich, check out seal,Taribo West, Sir Wilka
But then again is the case of their products, atutupoyoyos aint a funny matter o!!
The guy would be good to u, just let things grow and u'll love him, relationships are better when not based on sex

sylvex:
hmmm, guys, you'll never cease to amaze nairalanders with your min boggling questions

as for me, i like them tall with nice biceps and incredible torso

Well dat depends on wether u are male or female, as ur profile hides the fact. i mean we really dont need a gays point of view here, or do we