₦airaland Forum

@ Poster
Agbaya!

j-girl:
What would you do if your daughter was in this situation? Would you want her to lose it to a guy 11 years older when she's still underage.

Why d hell should i bother about who pops my daughters cerry, _{if ill have any}? was your dad interested in who poped yours?
See me see question o LOL!

ST3V3:
Ladies! seen Craig David letely?        If i was a girl, i'd prefer a body like his.

Nah, Craig David looked a lot cuter when he was slim clean shaven innocent looking (like me) and fair, now that he's pumped up his body with steroids, and has spiky beard strands all over his face, hes lost that darling cute boy look. And has player tendencies. You'll soon hear the rumours

c_blow:
@swiftycool,
KL is short for Kuala Lumpur and it is in Malaysia, a lovely place to be, and a choice spot for tourism,

Gee thanks 4 d enlightenment, the last time i heard of Kwalalumpor was in a film "the king and I"
never knew it was in Malasia, funny i actually have family there.

These days its quite difficult to be plain friends with girls, Each time a guy shows some care and support
4 a chick or tries to cheer her up by sending cute sms or spending valuable time with them
they develop the wrong idea and start thinking on a romantic level, from personal experience
A guy does not always want a relationship with u, He might just want to be a true friend but ur feelings make it all become complicated
Honey girl hes not into u on lovers level, but could be thebest friend u have dreamt of

achitext:
Hi,
The Question is not, Should i dump her?. You should know what the future holds. How can you marry a girl that is older than you. If i were you, the moment i heard it, i will stop the relationship immediatly.
As it implies, how are you sure that you can coup up with her as your elder. just think twice before making any decision.
thanks
cj.

Word men! this seems to be a realistic post from a 3 dimensional thinker, i suspect u r an Architect
How many of u guys out there would agree to get married to a girl who is to say the least 3 years older than u and believe u will always b in control?
How many of those lying girls can accept to tie the knot with a younger guy in Naija, when u know old age will catch up
with u sooner than him and he'll still be looking 10yrs younger and attractive to younger chicks making u feel like an old cargo.
As africans for a man to head a home he has tobe ahead, in every situation, immagine him relating to ur friends all older and seemingly wiser than him
one day when he tries to make a point, they'll callhim small boy. GOD FORBID!

@ topic
look at him in the eyes and say in a romantic whisper
Bros! u chop shit? or your tooth paste finish for house?
then smile and say, im kidding, then say later, I LIED
He'll get the message i swear!
what did u expect?, u knew im not nice

Hmmmm, KL, such a beautiful place, with places to shop, things to see and all shit,
Now for one dumb question,
What the F*#k and where in the world is KL?!!!!
KILIMANJARO?
Most o' the people on naira land haven't the slightest idea if its a village in Bangladesh!

Generally i realise Black guys are more romantic and attentive to white chicks than black ones
Most of my guys dating white chicks tolerate a lot of shit and really treat em like ladies with respect and all
They are mostly dedicated to pleasing the chicks in bed and other ways rather than themselves, thats why these girls die hard 4 them
u can immagine! All these things they take 4 granted with the African queens,
u might see it as inferiority complex and slavery mentality, methinks its real romance, they bring out the romeo in u!

Bros no offence o, but i guess u need to know some real stuff
i guess u've been watching too many white romance movies, some of us have been wit white chicks
and must say, they aint all that !, but if its really your top fantasy without alterior motives (green card)
maybe we can help out! me sha i still prefer those ebony African queens anytime --- God's gift to mankind

@kueshin
its a pity we have jut a bulk of immature chicks on nairaland who cant be real. There are some who are truly interested have lied about their ages so it makes it difficult for them to admit they r down.
I really admire your taste in the choice of a working chick, which shows responsibility and independence, those school girls take a longer time to groom and mostly dont know what they want, they mostly fit in just as "girlfriend materials".cos they aint ready to learn.
Just keep searching not necessarily on Nairaland, you'll soon find your true queen and she will be worth all the stress and wait.
Good luck and cheers

About the Nigerian flag, its so funny that Nigeria is the main country with a symbol of agriculture on its flag today,giving the image of an agricultural giant.

Aint that Laughable? i mean our agricultural sector became a pigmy dwarf ever since we found oil. I guess if they were to redesign the flag today, it will have an oil symbol too. still sooo laughable, u know why?

Do we realise that most private departmental stores in the Uk like sainsbury, asda, somerfeild etc make almost twice our earnings from almighty oil on just their agricultural sector.
yet Naija farmers are still bribing, crying and begging to be given fertilizer diverted by those in power for selfish ends. nah wah o.

@ poster
A Girl that lies about her age for as long as two years is likely to have lied about a thousand other things more to you to gain your trust. Listen, she only opened up because she was caught. If she was able to actually conceal this fact perfectly from her closest one, then she is capable of worse things.

she may have a lot of other skeletons, just get a hold of another and she will start crying that she also meant to tell you that too. A friend of mine got to know after 4 years that a child his girl had, had been introduced as her baby brother even by the mum!

He only got know from a slip out by family members a week to wedding preparations, HOW CRUEL! funny he had 4given her for previously over lying about her age, like in this case.

Any woman that cant open up their true self in the first 6 months of a relationship is dangerous. Let people love u 4 who u are not who u want them to believe u are. 2years is too long a time to keep such secret. verdict -SHE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, just wait and see

HaHahaha are you seeing bad english school peoples[b][/b] are speaking?!!! i am laughing die here o!
you people did not know that i am eating the food of pepper? Did you want it to run and kill my head
and before i am thinking that i am the one that cant fit speak correct english,
For where una dey, i be english guru

Despite the fact that a lot of Nigerians out there are destroying the image of our beloved country through this internet fraud, there are some foreigners who have faith in us. How i wish these Yahoo boys can listen to Radjish in the next video and try to make his image of us more accepted by others

My people ifu are not worried about your immage, here is someone from outside who is


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQK5h22_Y5A

@ Ufobabe
Are u saying u have never been in love with any of those guys?
So what was the basis of the apparent relationships?
MONEY i Guess 

Oh my God! what have all of you been did since
that you have not learn good english the time that you are going to school?
This is disgrace!!!,
Better be doing prayer that your teacher did not saw this thread oh!

OH i didn't saw this thread in time, i would have came and teach you proper englishes

Here is an update of more activities from the EFCC and interpole security
The informants for these arrests are some happening Yahoo boys turned over
and working undercover as well as OLUWOLE experts

This is very recent,  Check mye link   



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fqzVFmZF_E

@ Hob Globin
Got your post, still waiting for your IM o. Rememba our mid-day tea one of these days
i'll contact u whenva i come over to london, Aberdeen is getting colder now o, i hear london aint too cold
Anyhow sha.
Keep cool

@ Yimiton
I think i like u, U r a real woman
its very hard to find a honest woman who admits their true gossiping nature
All we see are wannabes who like secrets and darkness and wanna blame others as faultier than them
One thing people fail to realise is that talkative gossiping women are most likeable and safer to be with.

Actually a non gossiping woman is more capable of deadliest of crimes like MURDER, find out about serial killing, evil deceptive women then u will understand what i mean.

u be correct chick jare be urself!

@ Poster
yeah, yeah Men are so bad, full of shit bleeped up and so on,
But i promise you will find a man someday that will make
this your thread and your personality look so LAME! because he'll be better than
what your retarded immaginations expected  . And he'll never be yours!!!
so Go date a Love Machine.

dellynash:
my guy should first of all be older than me, taller than me, must be handsome , gentle, some one who stucks in his shirt . He must be very good in bed too and above all must love and adores me like a princess .

MILLS and BOON Fanntasies right?!!! Dream on, u go find taya 

Information is getting out fast through undercover guys of the EFCC
in your local Cafe now. The guy next to u might just be the one
to nail your ass here's another for u


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISMgGdaGOJM

@ Topic I Won’t Resign - Etteh

On top her papa property? Na wah o

liftedone:
A guy in uniform.

Wow so even those verry unintelligent, twenty naira collecting, trigger happy, Skinny looking, seemingly uneducated men in black of the Nigerian police are tempting to u girls, uuugh this is appaling, una no get taste at all oh. _{i think am gonna puke}

Nah we aint admitting it either
i understand that girlz get jelouse or feel inferior when guys are in such groups
and because they aren't allowed into the fold get pissed off and call it gossiping
its not, and u dont need to know what its about, after all a lot of guys hate to hear "Girls talk"
Y u guys wanna hear ours?!!!!!

@ Iyikrion
Do u believe ammenities today are as good what they left almost 50years ago in strategic areas?
All the Glory of lagos today shown in Home Videos which are gradually diminishing were the works of or influenced by these colonial guys.

Today South Africa is exceling in all sectors, because of their influence in achieving a truely civilized society it was painful at first but they now know it was worth it
yet we the giants are becoming more of a shadow of ourselves after so long period of self governance.
Admit it , ,,,,,,, them Whitees Did GOOD!!

jkpretty:
When u see men put their heads together, its not football, its not business either---

You don't want to know, they discuss d stupidest things.

We are not Sorry