₦airaland Forum

@ +osisi
I just read the real papers today
So na true say your brothers don dey Fvck up for that side?
Na wah o!

Becos u no gree give me "pomo"

Crazy kid i tot u were a guy, Are u now a babe
Or are u transexual?
Or is this a joke? or are u confused or,,,,,,,,, whateva
As per all u party freaks Seun is not d partying type,
Omosoga welcome to Nairaland at least i know
we've got a contributor through a party invite, but shey u sabi book 4 school sha o
How i wish u could take church dis serious
Bite Me     

Enters room   
Wettin them still dey do here?!!! 
Wind of change my balls 
Bulky Bull Shit
Gets out of Room, to look 4 real stories

Larry O:
PRAYER , God please don't let my hubby be as perversed as this one o!

This is a real adultrer

You see, thats Y you girls should look 4 guys like me

ayeesha:
@ swiftycool

you better not use that line

^{* you dnt want to know what i did to him after he said that to me*}

Hmmmm!Sistah what did u do to him   
Im getting chickenfied here o   

omosoga:
swiftycool,i don't want make this personal but you're seriously displaying your ignorance ,on the internet for that matter,let me educate u a little bit,u don't av to thank me I'm just doing my civic duty as a good Nigerian
1.a 5k party in Lagos will not keep away the hordes,thats a cheapskate party and we're not that poor(I'm scared to ask what kind of parties u go to in the u.k)
2.the 133,000 Nairaland users don't all stay in Nigeria much less Lagos
3.a top of the line social center (as u call it),lets say P1 (thats planet one)for instance goes for about a million naira per night so i don't know how far your 5k will go
Seriously,this can't be about money nairaland is a huge forum(133000 is not easy now) so i bliv there'll be companies willing to sponsor the event.All we''ll av to do is distribute invitations based on interest,location,contributions(ie peeps whose posts sound like they av something upstairs),u can then say people should pay an amount to attend,5k 10k 20k,whatever seems fair
swiftycool u don't av to take it personal ok?

_{Im not Sorry}

ayeesha:
you are just too good for me

you deserve a better man

^**

Cool, i think i will use that one for my next EX TEHeHehe 
BITE ME 

omosoga:

swiftycool,i'v read thousands of crappy posts on this forum,they were mostly amusin but urs i found particularly annoyin,Good God u sounded like an ignorant white man whose only idea of nigeria is what he's read in the prejudiced european press,why,with such upstandin citizens like yourself who needs niger delta boys or yahoo boys to wreck our image.
lagos has a very vibrant and SAFE nitelife,any unilag boy will tell u that,and its relatively safe as long as u kno where to go and u kno the rules about bein careful,if anythin its most probably safer to club in lagos than in london

now beta people,2 put this party together all it'll take is proper logistics(location,invitations etc)and its mostly up 2 seun but if he needs help i kno nairaland users wont hesitate,i kno i wont

LMAOL
Na wah o ! i must have really pricked a nerve there oH. sorry Bros i know its been long u were invited legally for aparty. Ma baaad
Now as a unilag guy, if u've ever been a club guy or know any, or even gone 4 any club party u will be aware that less numbers and big props make a swell party. How are u gonna seprate the worthy over 133000 Nairalanders and put them in one venue where u can control crowd, security, and gate crashing?
I suggest the best way is each person interested contribute nothing less than N5k each, then get a top of- the-line social centre, contact the police 4 security, pay 4 a solid Deejay and probably give a dress code otherwise get ready to be crashed by a million people who will claim to be Nairalanders how do u check?
Try using ur head b4 u reply ok?

President Bush is a DUMB Bleep!
Bite mee

@ Poster
Sweetheart I kno that feeling,i think, i said THINK o! You may be suffering from a lack of good SCREWING
But then u can get it anywhere fashi d bossman, u are only getting emotionally dependent on him cos u come in contact everyday and on those red alert days when he's the only male around.Find a neutral Dude and dont build d crush any further, it will only complicate future relations when the bobo nice comes.

na2day?:
that one na story book love.

Habba Ha my guy? wettin be your stress? Why are u taking all dis stuff so personal ?
E be like say one chick don break ur heart, show u shege, come mek u cry taya.
Ok Ok do u wnt to talk about it? lets hear u out
Dats y we're hia

na2day?:
na wa ooo, and a girl once told me to go for a girl that loves me more than i do because if i love her more she will show me oba. u are giving the diret opposite advice. na where una dey dig up all the dirty advice from?

That advice was for a chick, for a guy its viceversa. Knowledge is power and the one who knows controls the stuff. Of course if i were to advice u as a guy, i'd say fall 4 a chick who luvs u more. It depends on who wants the secret.
Generally if the other loves u more, they'll never hurt u, man or woman geddit?

@ Poster
Sorry , im not sure we are on the same page. i followed your link and fell into a completely different story are u sure u didn't make this shit up yourself. Im no Igbo guy, But im well aware that igbo youths or whatever are not that myopic. In fact they are the major importers of female trousers and they'll do anything to improve acceptabiliy of their market wares like d real natural business men they R.

@ others

Im a detrabalised Nigerian xtian, but ill say to all you speaking trash about shit u dont know especially this +osisi chick u are still blinded by Biafra and negative religious doctrines. Why dont u try getting real information and reading about d stuff u dont know about people? It could help u become better than an empty Barrel, For ur in4matn Sharia supports the wearing of trousers by women. it is some of our own ignorant christianity doctrines and sects that doesn't.

Now thats more like it
Let the Party come up North
If you dont want a crashed party, Take it away from the Harsh Crowdy
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80% of chicks especially due to economic and social reasons Go into a life time
Relationship with LEGS WIDE OPEN and EYES WIDE SHUT 1
I guess the situation on this thread is what u get from not being wise

Many women actually come into a committed guy's life knowing he has a shaky relationship he was trying to work out. They come trying to replace the former babe with their new tricks, not realising what they had both gone thru together in the past.

My advice? Never believe you are any guys comforter when u were the reason he broke up his former relationship and Its better to go for a guy who loves you neutrally more than u love him. But i assure u he is not likely to be the cutest or richest choice u will have. But at least u will be happy 4ever.

Wherever she is @, maybe on this thread or not
Whether she likes it or not my date is MUCHBABE
"The Violent taketh it by 4rce"   

Im NOT NICE!!! saying all of em others are nice is Fallacious
SwiftycooL Has neva been NICE rememeba that!

Ive spoken to some on phone but we've never met face 2 face

Plaese Any Nairalanders in Scotland or the Uk in general give me a shout im tired of hanging out with em chinkos, indians, Briticos and yankees around hia they all keep giving dry gists I need happening Nairalanders wey fit speak Broken especially in Aberdeen. Please HOLLA!

I will expect to find RUST

@ tkb417
Dream on Dreamers, Lagos Party my ugly neighbours arse! Are u going to give IVs?
I wonder how u can make over a 100000 IVs and distribute.
I predict if the party is in Naija (LAG), it will be the heaviest crashed party on earth with all em area boys and Agberos chicks n guys flexing freely with their rass dancesteps like cripples. LMFAO ReallyLOUD!!!
I can immagine already, the stealing of handsets, breaking of bottles,harrasing of couples, rapping of chicks,& a comlete Flop. Oh no! u got to wake up!! this aint even going to be a dream , it'll be a NIGHTMARE

But all yah Nairalanders in , London, Wales, Scotland, England,Crdiff, Ireland and all around. We can make this happen control our numbers and have the Uk Nairalanders party! London is just a train ride away from all units. We sure know how to get together like at the recent Carnival in london. And u know your secutity will be granted.

But unfortunately TkB147  and his peeps NOTHING FOR YOUUUUU!!! 

I rememba when i was the Sanitary prefect in my school, Whenever i came to inspect the toilet during assembly hours after my boys had cleaned it up just before inspection. Id meet one particular rass, disgusting, annoying, frustrating over-school- aged constantly repeating bully of a senior taking a shit. immagine! When i was inspecting the place in preparation 4 The Staff inspection!!!

He did not drop it in the shit hole, but always intentionally on the floor and all around! can u immagine?!!

One fateful day, I had a plan. I came to realise that when the idiot came around he took off his shorts and undies and spread them on the door post to show it was occupied, whilst fucking the place up.

So i just took em shorts from the post that day and sent it to the scarvengers bin as a lost & found item.

I came around during the inspection to meet the idiot crying like a baby for his shorts, hiding his naked big black ass towards the wall, & covering his "water pistol with both hands" to the eyes of all staff and some student prefect who were also inspectors, see laff.
He was punished dearly for the mess he'd been making and was directed to wash the toilet till the end of the term under my strict supervision. TeHeHe

As per his unclothedness, i had to send a junior student to bring him a tiny sized pair of shorts which he had to manage. God! did he look stupid in em shorts because he was really fat. He looked like Yokko Zuna, big body in hot pants, the disgrace was too much that the guy actually left the school after that term because he became an object of ridicule!   
im not sorry   

nimath:
@poster,
LUV YA,

Habba bros!, wich one b di love own inside now?, abeg no come confuse the sista oh
The old "i love u" wey them tell am still dey affect am, you still wan come join ya own.
Take ya time o  _{just kidding}
Honey girl if u r not strong, i repeat dont go, we exes have our ways o. i know what he can do. Cheers

So we got Ex-mays in dah house too, thats cool o
I rememba the Days of Tai sholarin when he'll go with us on morning drill in the hammatan half naked
The day i and some of the final year boys went  to girls hostel dressed in white with powdered faces as ghosts to scare the living day light out of them, after turning off the power from the switch board. We actually touched some of them, ol boi see shout! it was fun. they gave the ghost a name i think it was Baba Gideon or something.
I remember me and a few guys stealing sodium solids from the chemistry labs to throw in buckets of water causing blinding explosions and commotion in the Hostel and we were never found out.
i also remember pissing into baba Aiyedun the wicked chief warden's room through the window and joining some guys to lock up another warden in his Toilet with a mighty padlock which had no keys! He was there for 2 days. Cant forget those days when we went for Self reliance bush camping, my friends & i desperately started searching for snakes and bush rats to eat when we ran out of food!
I also remember the secret kissings after school hours, hahaha!
Any Ex may here involved in YOh! video show by 5:30am at girls hostels, that made the authority suspect cultism? it was no cult it was innocent us peepin at the girls bathing.How we settled the guards to cover us up when "jumping fence" and entering town or Ghana Quaters. Men it was awesome back in them days. Such youthful exuberance.
Ex-may 95 set B2 Down

hahahahaha Wind of change abi and very recently newly sworn in Law makers
are already stealing millions in the name of Building renovations
I guess u'll say the exposure is also a wind of change too abi
What u dont know is that she was exposed because she didnt "see" the "Big boys"
That shit has been happening almost every day(stealing public funds) but u must settle all the big boys or they give a dog a bad name and execute it.
This is Naija, and there aint no wind of change Sista! its only a charade.

My pastor said he will disfellowship me

If u are really strong enough and are completely satisfied with the new guy, accept the invitation but if u are not , do it over the fone.
Cos if u meet him with an unprepared heart i promise the mighty walls u have built  may crumble 4 him within a week and whatever he might have done wont matter aymore. Some of we guys have a gift to get whatever we want from a woman especially an ex who knows your strengths and weakness.