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Nairaland GeneralRe: Wonderful Photoshopped Pictures By Jay-mikee by Tallesty1(m): 3:06pm On Dec 30, 2015
That pen though
RomanceRe: Obstacles That Might Have Kept Some Of Our Guys From Getting Married In 2015 *CT by Tallesty1(m): 3:04pm On Dec 30, 2015
They're either broke or possessed.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Yvonne Jegede Flaunts New Sexy Curves [PICS] by Tallesty1(m): 2:58pm On Dec 30, 2015
Average body.



Nothing special
Jokes EtcRe: Is There Love Between I And This Girl by Tallesty1(m): 2:53pm On Dec 30, 2015
I think you're a high profile boyfriend
CrimeRe: Teens Stripped Unclad In Illah, Delta For Stealing Chairs And Sofa (Pic) by Tallesty1(m): 2:03pm On Dec 30, 2015
What will unclothing them change?
EducationRe: 13 Things You Won't Believe You Didn't Know by Tallesty1(m): 1:49pm On Dec 30, 2015
Nice one op...
PoliticsRe: Now That Crude Is Gradually Becoming Worthless, What Next For Niger Delta? by Tallesty1(m): 1:24pm On Dec 30, 2015
I tell ya.
coolzeal:
This is an educative post.. Questions should be asked and answers should be provided with facts/without sentiment and emotion.
These guys taught me many things today without knowing it.


kayfra, APChangeZombie, MrAnalyst.

I thank Unah.
AgricultureRe: Bush Dog Killed In Our Fish Farm This Morning by Tallesty1(m): 12:04pm On Dec 30, 2015
See 'em pose with it like James bond, unah 4 join NA to flush out Bokoharam nah, make we know say unah sabi...


Being A Bush Animal In Nigeria Is Suicide!
TravelRe: Shocking Photos from A mysterious accident at Ajah this week by Tallesty1(m): 11:59am On Dec 30, 2015
Maybe the driver watched Fast & Furious Before the leaving the house.


Too bad
Car TalkRe: SEE Photos From An Accident In Ajah by Tallesty1(m): 11:58am On Dec 30, 2015
The way accident dey kpai people this days sha.




My God Watch Over Us.
PhonesRe: Gionee Marathon M5 Vs Samsung Galaxy J7 : Two Gladiators by Tallesty1(m): 11:26am On Dec 30, 2015
joek:
Pls guys is Techno camon 8 gud?
Yes bro
PhonesRe: Gionee Marathon M5 Vs Samsung Galaxy J7 : Two Gladiators by Tallesty1(m): 11:24am On Dec 30, 2015
GeniusDavid:
Dude, Gionee still runs on MTK...
Sohuh
FamilyRe: Hello by Tallesty1(m): 9:59am On Dec 30, 2015
ClassicQueen:
Yes i have discussed it with him o its a Yoruba Family and i am from the Southern part of Nigeria she is not Yoruba either my man said i should just pretend whenever i am with her, i should not react, do what she wants, bla bla bla i told him i am not a slave and cannot pretend the best i can do is to distance myself from her he said it is not possible cos we will always have some family things or meetings to do with her once in a while when ever the need arises. angry undecided
Hold your chill until u r fully one of them.

My Opinion.
EducationRe: Maths Teacher On His Way To Class For Double Period Lesson. by Tallesty1(m): 9:49am On Dec 30, 2015
Wearing Christian masquerades is apparently the teacher's talent.
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive by Tallesty1(m): 9:48am On Dec 30, 2015
nacozee:
I think you are woman
What you think is none of my fucking business y'know
FamilyRe: Hello by Tallesty1(m): 9:46am On Dec 30, 2015
Have you discussed this with your man?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Dash Fans N1million On Stage [PICS] by Tallesty1(m): 9:44am On Dec 30, 2015
I think wizboy should change his name to wizman so that wizkid will upgrade to wizboy.
EducationRe: Have You Ever Been Confused On Nairaland? by Tallesty1(m): 9:41am On Dec 30, 2015
Why not follow your friends to the bunk nearest to you?


A wrap is enough to open yours and clear ur confusiongringringringringrin
PoliticsRe: DSS Playing on Biafrans by Tallesty1(m): 9:38am On Dec 30, 2015
A mod will see this useless post and pass but will ban whoever insults the op...
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive by Tallesty1(m): 9:34am On Dec 30, 2015
Bigmarx:
Bros you are only trying to be westernised and not civilised! Why won't I ask a lady if she is a virgin? Why won't I ask her how many guys she had been with? Why won't I ask her how and when she lost her virginity? Bro you can never be more westernised than the brits and yes they still ask these set of silly questions. You ve got problem with that? Why won't I have a genuine picture of the past life of the lady I want to spend my life with...Bro wake up to reality and ask the questions that ought to be asked.
Cut it bro!

When you touch a lady at the right places, she will tell you all these without waiting for you to ask.
RomanceRe: How Long Should Good Sex Take? by Tallesty1(m): 7:04am On Dec 30, 2015
HateU2:
1. The National Average: According to USA the national average for the time for sex is 7.3 minutes. But this doesn't mean you're off the hook.
2. The Five Minute Rule: The way averages work means a lot of people are c*ming way before their partners. In the time it takes to watch part of a p0rno, lot's of people are busting their nut. The bottom percentile is the five minute group.
This is a sharp generation so don't blame them, besides humping for 5 minutes ain't that easy.
HateU2:
3: 3 Hours: If you're taking longer than 180 minutes to finish up you may have a problem. Get yourself checked out.
3hrs is not even up to my average quicky time, it takes me 2-3 days to get the business done if I am really in the mood.
HateU2:
4: 20-25 minutes: This seems to be like everyone's preferred amount of time to get the dirty deed done. It's enough time for both partners to reach a climax.
5: 15 Minutes: If you're part of the 15 minute crew you might be leaving your partner hanging.
She's an adult already so she should unhang herself. She shouldn't wait for me to do everything for her.
HateU2:
You're obviously trying, but they may need a little more. If you're timing yourself then quit paying attention to the clock and get in the game!


Okay, I saw it and decided to share it with you guys. In short, satisfy that bae so that they won't help you to satisfy her grin grin
It is really difficult to satisfy a bae, especially those that lay down and do nothing.

Some are just agents of confusion that thinks men develop extra hands during sex.

You go 4 left bweast and she will pushing the right.

You turn to the right and she will drag your face for a kiss.

Ok, so it is a kiss she wants? But she's already rubbing your laps with her......

Before you could reach down to help, she already pushing in her left bweast.

Confusion everywhere.
RomanceRe: This Lady Is In Serious Trouble (photo) by Tallesty1(m): 6:46am On Dec 30, 2015
nickkylawve:
She's texting her female folks.... This what happens When a broke nigga got no money he comes up with boring excuses grin
she's on a date with her guy and instead of gisting with him, she's busy chatting with your female folks.


Does it make any sense to you?
RomanceRe: What's The Reason Some Guys Do This? by Tallesty1(m): 5:58am On Dec 30, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Lmao.. Oh, my goodness, this is funny. What I deduce from ur write up, though.. Is that they have selfish and perhaps ulterior motives.

But wait first, Thunder fire you back. Lol
gringringringringrin
RomanceRe: What's The Reason Some Guys Do This? by Tallesty1(m): 9:47pm On Dec 29, 2015
The guy will travel all the way from his state to your state to come and see you right.

Then you will find your favorite joint and take him there.

You both will chop heaven and earth, which I am sure he will be the one to pay.

Thereafter you will see him off and if the distance is too far, you will direct him where he will lodge(because you can't take him home).

And the in the night you will text him trashes bout how you love him and how you miss him already.

The next day he go carry wetin he carry come dey go back to his base.

Thunder fire you.
HealthRe: Pics:see What Was Found In A Pespi Bottled Drink by Tallesty1(m): 9:36pm On Dec 29, 2015
Laygos:
I thought that is part of d ingredient...Lolz
Wetin concern me with carbonated drinks.

#teamfreshpalmwin#
I am missing it badly
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Scholars Tell Us Who And What All This Represent by Tallesty1(m): 9:32pm On Dec 29, 2015
2 be like Samson and Delilah
RomanceRe: Is This Possible?? by Tallesty1(m): 9:30pm On Dec 29, 2015
Cutehector:
Am just sad
I am crycrycrycrycrycrycrycry already
RomanceRe: What Is The Motive Behind This Kiss? (photo) by Tallesty1(m): 8:56pm On Dec 29, 2015
AfricanApple:
that's no excuse to kiss your daughter or even your son fully on the lips. its outrightly unethical especially when its the father to a daughter. when others see you doing that, they wouldn't have problems doing it too

whatever you are going to teach your child, it should start from infant plus you can also tell me that playing with the child's private parts pleases them?
Lips are not private parts pls!


Just tell me in plain words why should anyone be bothered by such a simple exchange of affectionhuh

I know a man whose wife died when their last kid was just 3, his own mother is late too. His ma-inlaw came to take the child but her refused, he also refused when his sister wanted to take her.

He raised her up in a way that many mothers could not, he bathed and dressed her until she was able to take care of herself.

Supposing people from this WTF generation saw him doing that they would start talking trash.

If a man cannot kiss his little princess, his own blood on the lips then who would?

Back then in school, I lived close to a family from ebonyi state that get unclad anyhow. Sometimes I would go over to chat with me friend and meet him butt naked watching movies with his parents and sisters, sometimes the sisters would be on "tights" on pants depending on their age.

I have never seen anything that creepy but it is their way of live and it is not affecting anybody.

I stopped visiting him because it's embarrassing and I don't feel comfortable at all around 'em.

The reason you think something is wrong with this picture is because you're personally not comfortable with it but believe me, so far it’s not done in a harassment or some sort of perverted way, then there’s nothing wrong with it.

Women sha! Mother kisses daughter on her lips.

"Well,.... She is her mother and they are both female".

She kisses her son on the lips.

"well,.... She's her mother and she carried him 4 9 month"

But when a father kisses his daughter on lips.

"dam gross, that man should be arrested, he's a pedophile"

Then he kisses his son on his lips.

"OMG!!!!! This man is gay"

O gini di?
RomanceRe: She Is Acting Weird. by Tallesty1(m): 6:24pm On Dec 29, 2015
Estharfabian:
undecidedVery Thirsty thread...
oh! She has a headache, what does this mean? should I give her Paracetamol? Oh! lawwwwwd!angry


OP, I think You already know the answer To Your Question...Like You've seen the signs she's giving n You're still asking us? How old Are You? 9?undecided


I Guess U Just wanna read it from the gullible Nairaland Folks Who'd actually waste seconds of their lives trying to reply A Thread that doesn't need Comments Buh should be left dead, Buried n comment-Less..!!!!!!!

Says the first to commentgringringringringrin
RomanceRe: 3 Reasons Why Some Guys & Ladies Never End Up With Their First Love. by Tallesty1(m): 6:17pm On Dec 29, 2015
Age nko? A broke 18-22yrs old student who's dating that's a 17-20yrs old girl has little chance of marrying her
Jokes EtcRe: When You Forget Your Weed In Your Friend's Car by Tallesty1(m): 6:13pm On Dec 29, 2015
Khd95:
That must b Kwaale weedgrin
No way!



Definitely ETTE weedgringringringringrin
PoliticsRe: Alao-akala Says PDP Will Soon Die A Natural Death by Tallesty1(m): 6:11pm On Dec 29, 2015
His face be like he's mourning it already

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