frog12:
wetin be dis?

he just dey assemble vehicles. na manufacture be dis?

How many have you assembled

Have u even repaired one

Cars are only one of his business

He us into many other things. Is he also assembling other things he produces

Instead of trying to pull him down, catch up with him and do better than him

Even if he only assembles, he is saving forex and employing people. A knocked down version of car which is then assembled in Nigeria creates employment for youths, and saves forex, and makes brand new cars more affordable. And if we export that to neighbouring African countries, will lead to better value in naira, making things cheaper for you to buy.

By pulling innoson down, you are pulling yourself down. You think uou are doing innoson. You are DOING YOURSELF

Justdogood:
See this Op oooooo.


2weeks into a life time journey, you are already writing an epistle.
Na hin be say when una go do 5years anniversary your write up will be bigger than the oxford advanced learners Dictionary of modern English.

Wetin reverend Father no go see for nkechi mouth during communion?

Guy hold your advice. Ring us back next 5yrs or 10yrs make we here as hin dey sound then.
Who no know, no know.
The only institution that gives you certificate before attending it.
Hmmmm

Wisdom.

iamvictorbassey:
I see a lotta peeps saying "All the cash, cars etc will be left behind", like what dafuq was supposed to happen?

Why the heck are Africans like this?

So why then did you go to school? Even opted for Masters after your Degree? Why aiming for a better job? And if you succeed what will you use the money for? On the other hand whatever the hell you choose to use your money for is your damn business.


So we shouldn't aim high because death lurks? You too shouldn't have obtained an education after all death lurks.

Black people ehn? (Face Palm)

You got the wrong end of the sick.

I believe the man you quoted said what he said because the deceased was a politician that contributed to the mess Nigeria is in.

paulolee:

bitter truth and de cnt hide it no matter how hard de try to paint it online.. i be Igbo guy and am talking from experience offline..

What experience?

U mean an igbo person treated badly on the basis of ur tribe?

Or u mean normal human to human issues

Even brothers from same womb sometimes have issues

sherylbakky:
U are not getting it, this is different from bill payment. U can as well need a woman's help.

Do u not know that lesbiams and bisexual women can and do harrass other women

Do u not know that women can and do harrass men

My point is that evil does not reside in one gender. What i said was my way of indirectly calling out the gender bias in the topic. Perhaps i should have been more direct

FlowerGirl040:
Well done Oga banger

Like seriously, I am sorry,I didn't mean to insult you. Your post was just funny,don't insult me pls,I am allergic to insults. was just been funny. Hugs

Hahahah. I know u are teasing me. Moreover, i am not one to insult people here. If i disagree with anyone, i challenge the person logistically, with points.

On a more serious note, i qas not saying that to brag or anything. I also shared i didnt last upto 2 minutes in another situation. And of course the girl was disappointed.

My main aim is to teach the young man that his experience is normal. I dont want him to go damage his liver and kidneys because of trying to last long. Many have died in that process. He can last long if he relaxes, and finds a woman who loves him for him, not for what he can provide in sex or materially

adajoe555:




it's not all about paying bills... what about sexual harassment while seeking for job. . I created a thread on that here.

Do u think men dont get sexually harrased while seeking jobs?

I am not against women. When we want to condemn evil, lets condemn it without attaching gender to it. The thread could have simply read, dont demand something in return before you help someone. Make it gender neutral. Simple

Or have u forgotten that bisexual and lesbian woemn demand sex in return for helpiig fellow women.

My response to the post is this

Dear ladies, work hard for your self. Dont expect a man to pay your bills

chinochizzy:
Hi guys since I was born I've never been this embarrassed in my entire life before, there's this girl I've been dating for close to 1yr now I've never had sex with this girl since I started dating her cuz anytime i asked her for sex she will blatantly refuse this have been going on for so long not untill today she finally accepted to have sex with me but to my greatest suprise immediately I climbed her I didn't even last up to 5seconds before I cum! Gosh! She got angry n stood up wore her clothes n told me in my face that even a fowl Last longer than me, honestly I was so embarrassed n mad at myself. Honestly I think I really need help at this moment

Op, i guess you are young or without mych sexual experience

What happened to u is so normal. U were excited. It has happened to me before

Let me share my experience

On Wednesday, i banged one lady (girl 1) for over 30 minutes, just first round. On Saturday, i could not last 2 minutes with another girl (girl 2), first round

Next Tuesday, i banged the previous girl (girl 1) again for more than one hour, first round. She was begging me to finish. She otgasmed about 3 times within the one hour.

It was the same me, lasting long with girl 1, and not up to 2 minutes with girl 2

The only difference was my level of excitement. It was my first time of banging girl 2. I was over excited.

The biggest mistake u will make is to begin taking drugs because of this experience. I bet u nothing is wrong with u. With another girl whom u are not trying to impress, u will last as long as u want

Melodriod:


Before I met her....

How do u know

E get y i dey ask

MrPsalmist:
Damn nigga issorite

Copying Slawormir

Slawormir, come and charge this guy for plagiarism and stealing intellectual property

Slawormir

africandictator:
How can I keep chasing and convincing a self entitled working liability to give me their conditional love. For me it’s a yes or no option for me. I even like it when you tell me no the earlier the better so we do not waste our time. my brethren’s too many fishes are in the ocean for you to make a selection. The highest I give these days is two life lines, if we get along for a bit, and then I call you twice and you don’t return or text me on any of my social media platforms, the only time you would hear back from me is in your dreams!

Thank you sir. I duff my cap. I love the way u love and respect yourself.

My style is, if the interest is not both ways, if you dont chase me as much as i chase you, forget it.

If it is sex, i can always get it anywhere with fwb.

For a relationship, you must be interested in me as much as i am in you, if not, i jakpa. That is because i know my value. And i know any woman who has me is lucky.

Samysearch:
Some dude go for some women so that people Will say these guys are enjoying. If a lady has some traits of a slayqueen, wifing her will be the biggest mistake ever. Look for a decent lady with religious inclination, then u thank me later

What if i tell you i know humble women with religious inclinations who are cheating on their husbands.

And i dont mean i heard stories. I caught them myself. Its more than one woman now, one i caught red handed with the man on top of her

My point is, only God or luck or whatever you believe in can give u a faithful partner

Sparks0200:
So, this will be the most absurd thing you will read today or perhaps this year.
I am married presently; nonetheless, I have decided to come out this way in search of a life partner. I made a mistake some years ago, and in order not to continue in that mistake, waste my time, and resources, it has become necessary that for the sake of my sanity I walk away and restart. The woman I'm looking for is peaceful. I do not care if you’re ugly or beautiful. All I care about is you are ready to set up a peaceful home, and grow and support your husband.
A brief introduction: I am in my mid-thirties, a pharmacist/entrepreneur (doing fine), and a reader. Add to that, modesty prevents me from boasting about my intelligence (So the kids will be safe. Lol ). I have a great sense of humor and very caring. I am not rich, neither am I poor. However, being hardworking I have dreams and plans towards reaching that upper echelon where we all desire. A few years back, I infected with a bout of foolishness, plunged head-on into the murky waters of marriage, and that has proved to be my greatest uppance. My wife, beautiful and sweet as she is, is the devils angel. There is no peace with her. She is the bane of my very existence. I have lost count of the numbers of time I left the house while she was shouting at me. In her weak defence, she’s not the problem. The problem is neither her nor me. The problem is, two strange bedfellows said ‘I do’ for very wrong reasons. It has taken us a few years to notice this incompatibility, and as I don’t want to live the rest of my life with constant headaches, I’m sure she is tired of complaining about every inconsequential thing. Make I no go kill pesin pikin, or run mad. I done tire.
Let’s keep it short. We are getting a divorce, to the Glory of God.
So if you are a good lady, preferably in her thirties and sincerely want to build a happy and healthy home, please send me a mail at sparks0200@gmail.com, and then we can take it from there. No disrespectful materialistic cum slay unserious women, please. Thank you. No druggist nightclub trolls either, I’m sorry. Wherever you are in Nigeria. Preferably a woman who reads, and has that entrepreneur spirit, or at least is ready to build the business together. No sex before marriage. God knows I'm not looking for that. I do not philander; else, I would not be doing this. I do not have the time to do boyfriend and girlfriend. I kept no options, as it is not in my nature to have extramarital affairs. I need a woman to pray, grow and take on this world with. It’s a shot in the dark, perhaps I’ll meet a great woman.
Thank you for reading.

OP,

I dont want to be pessimistic. But i need to tell you this

Are you not about repeating your mistakes

You said you got married to a strange bed fellow. U are about doing the same again.

Going online, stating your intentions, and saying anywhere in Nigeria, seems to me to mean u will repeat your mistake

You can only get what u are looking for by being friends with someone first, someone close to you. In that way, you get to know the person, and see if your values are similar.

During that period of friendship, there should be no target of marriage. You are just friends. If after knowing each other very well, two of you are willing, you can then take it to the next level

The problem is that most Nigerian girls at the age range you mentioned are desperate to get married, and will play along to get the ring

So i suggest you say clearly to the person you have no plans to get married again. In that way, ordinary friendship will develop, and u get to know each other well

SmellingAnus:


10. One thing I noticed about the church is that if you leave the church and you begin to lie about the church or say negative things about the church, you may likely suffer harsh consequences.

Op, thank you for saying the truth about number 10, and for including it.

However, how much did this number 10 influence what u said above.

What are the service charges per year in the compound. How much are these service charges

julie89:


The price is for per flat, we quarantine you of a safe investments.. Two bedroom flat on that axis is betweenough 1.8-2.5 million naira only

For more details, contact;09011819900/08036932789

You mean annual rent is 1.8 to 2.5 million for a 2 bed flat in the area?

StPete:

My brother, i need to know naa.

If na for the flat, then more information needs to be provided about management company and maintenance of common areas. How much is paid per year for that. And so on.

If for the whole house, then it is either distress sale or too good to be true. So i will jakpa

I want to invest in property. But i am a cautious investor who is risk averse

Is the price per flat. Or for the whole house

rowland545:
I had sex with this girl like 3 weeks ago and she was suppose to have seen the period on the 21st of this month but til now nothing. And mind u while we had sex I did not nut inside I did wedrawal method.

But I'm still scared and we've done 2 pregamcy test using test strip and all is showing one line which is negative. But up til now no menses. I'm really scared pls someone should help me explain this....

I'm in no mood for bashing so its either u say something meaniful or u fvck off thank u

When you shall have overcome this crises, stop depending on withdrawal method bro. Precum can impregnate someone.

If you insist on using withdrawal, then never use it on her fertile days.

Goodluck and God bless

Vyzz:
Money definitely attracts a woman....


Anyone that says otherwise is a lier.... But love and respect I think keeps them.....

Well I would choose to have the money and attract alot of women which I know that the will cheat on me than to use live and respect and still b cheated on

I do not know how old you are. I wish God will keep us all alive. I will like to hear your opinion when u are 65 years old

lefulefu:
biko anyone can sit in the front.
its only bush women who fight each other and argue who should sit in the front of the car and who shouldnt sit in the front car
a lady that is exposed shouldnt be behaving like that

Your point is valid bro

If all people involved are mature and respectful, that will not be an issue at all.

They will even be fighting over who will reapect the other.

This is a no issue

ikoroduarea:
Hi all,

I will really appreciate if moderator can help push this to front page.

Firstly, insults are welcome. I reside in Europe. Two of my friends they are biological brothers, they've been sucking me. I have been sending them money regularly for years, yes years, but I now realised that these people are not ready to work or learn any skill. Even their own biological brother in abroad reported them to me and doesn't take them serious anymore except their mum. Infarct, i used to send money to their mum too. But they just keep asking me for money everytime. Imagine I just sent you money when you said you are sick, two days after you sent me voice record asking me for money to rent a shop. Then the younger one who's chat bellow asking me for 100k for three of them as if I am picking money on the floor here. To some people in Nigeria who always think all nigerians in diaspora think we always think you're begging for money whenever you say hi just to hear from us, it is not the case. How about this too?

I am really tired. My wife who always agree I should help them have started complaining too. These two friends suddenly changed because I used to send them money even before they ask. It's like every week one problem must happen to them that require money. They will just send account number and the deadline time. They keep coming, coming, coming back again after giving. I have paid hundreds of thousands of naira for visa processing for one of them maybe at least they will stop asking me for money and one will be able to help his brother, but the visa was unsuccessful.

Few days ago one of them ask me to give him my sister's number that he just want to greet her since it's been years he saw her last. Behold, the next day my sister called to ask when did I hear from my friend last and did he mention about financial problem to me, I told my sister that he called me two days ago and asked of her number which I gave him. My sister said he requested for money to support his house rent and she sent him some money. I was shocked. Can you imagine guys? My friend. I am not saying it's a crime for him to ask my sister money but why lie to me that you just want to greet her when you asked me for her number? Whereas I just sent him money too not even up to a week.

See another demand again, see my reply, see his reply.

I know one or the two of them will start gossiping me around that I am proud, but they won't tell them about the good I have done for them, I have been doing. They won't. Some friends are not worth it anymore. I am very upset now that it's affecting me mentally and with my wife. Even my children were asking me last night "dad are you alright, you're not happy".

You know what again, one of them sent messages to my wife asking for mobile phone. I saw it but my wife didn't know that I saw it not until I responded to him myself and told my wife to never bother. My wife later sent the phone to him. Since then he's been using that opportunity to demand from her. Though he eventually stopped it but continue asking me only.

I have sent so much money but they just never stop asking. And I am not the time that take pictures and flaunt them on social media. I live my life on low-key.

I need your honest opinion.

Insults are welcome I promise I won't react to any insult.

I wanted to block them on my social media especially on WhatsApp but I had a rethink so they won't feel like I am proud because I am in abroad.

OP, welcome to the club

The amount of money have given for charity will build me.... Well, let me not talk about it

U just need to stop giving them. Simple

In fact, begin to beg them too. Or just ignore them

Stevyne:
Use Google abeg

Bros me. Hahahah. Easy now

I have now received 2 recommendations. I will be talking with one of them today. He is about 60 years old. He is an experienced barrister, not a charge and bail.

Stevyne:
How much you go pay me make I help you link am.

Hahahaha. Bros. E never reach like that. I can as well use google. But i want by recommendation of someone who knows the person personally, and knows they have had the required experiences.

Of course, i am hoping people will be honest here.

Pls guys i need this as soon as possible.

A tenant is making my life miserable and threatening me. I need to evict the person.

Lalasticala. Mynd44

I need a barrister who is experienced in properties and evictions.

Can anyone recommend one to me who is in Owerri.

Any lawyer in the house in Owerri pls

Hmmmm

PROUDIGBO:
I thought the Archbishop of Onitshas' name was Valerian?

Auxiliary bishop is like an assistant bishop. Big dioceses sometimes have Auxiliary bishops. Sometimes also when a bishop is getting elderly, an Auxiliary bishop is given to him

Tinyemeka:


I thought IT/Finance jobs are also in demand in the UK.

They rarely trust foreigners, especially blacks, for finance jobs. I dont know much about finance jobs though. I spoke about what i know

Regarding IT jobs, i also dont know much about that too.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

All these long long stories self

Although i read everything
But as a real niggarrr i will say forgiveness is what is necessary here
Just forgive her

You didnt add ISALRIGHT (abi na isoright) in this post. Lol. Y naa Slawomir.