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What exactly is, "The woman ran with her both legs shouting"? Was she suppose to run with one leg? And what type of grammar is, "ran with her both legs, English or a translation of your vernacular? I couldn't stop laughing.

pity

"I love him and I am going to stand by him", okoooo, next time, give him rope to rope your neck, it is love.

Since she is 20 yrs older, just go to her office one day and say: "mummy, I want milk/to suck breast".

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is still breading, shoot him one more time, pam, pam. Congratulations, you did it, he is gone, now go and celebrate. Mtcheeew. Just because you had unprotected sex, he must marry you, which law says that. Don't you know that certain decisions you make in life have unanticipated consequences. Regardless of what he said or did, you chose to stay with him, have unprotected sex countless times and continued to abort and God knows how many that was. Sad as it is and even if he promised you marriage, and maybe mislead you, the choice to stay that long having sex was yours and pregnancy was in fact forceeable and aborting was your decision. The signs were conspecous that he was not serious to marry you and you ignored them, so, move on and leave vengeance to God. Otherwise, how do you explain dating this long without engagement; sex and abortion are no indices of commitment. You should have walked away long time when he talked the talk without walking the walk, so, threat of killing yourself or both of you I believe is just because you are hurt and badly too; you will get over it and hopefully learn and be a bit wiser. Assuming he comes around because of your threat, what use is it to force someone to marry you against their wish? You fed him too much sex, he simply chopped belle full and tired of your ass and wants to move on and used his mother as excuse to bolt out and no law forbids his action. Men and women do it all the time, it is part of life experience and I hope you learnt a big lesson i.e., legs closed until marriage.

Hear pot calling kettle black - 30 years you sat in that throne wasting Zimbabwean shillings and dollars dying your hair and moustache great, great, great grandpa. Die, please die, all your mates are gone.

creepy

Holier than thou, been a founder of miracle blablabla or by any other name, doesn't make you any less evil. Pastors by any other name, are the biggest problems Nig has apart from politicians. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds; they take advantage and rob the gullible members sexually and financially, speak in stupid tongue/fire, sing praises of rogues who donate stolen money and frankly, mock God. Like politicians, they are simply noise makers and unredeemably annoying.

Also, and more important, have a dream ie, career path otherwise you are doomed and stop dating, instead, consolidate your relationship and take it to the alter if you are not already married. Prolonged dating leads to nowhere.

ARU

And what is confusing you? Bring her home, ask her to pack all her rags and move in, introduce her to your wife as you sister that resurrected from the dead and wants to share her story from the land of the dead with you in the bedroom. Let your wife know she will go back to the dead in few weeks, will come back in nine months to share the joy of a new baby from the dead with all of you. Fish brain.

I told you to get off that weed/drug, stupid boy, too many kids on Nairaland.

ok

antiquated tiny birds that will drop to the ground like hot potatoes in real combat. Sorry boys, these are toys in combat.

A grown man, naked and held tight to a 6 yr old boy in between your legs and you expect the girl to just walk away. For your information, she was not interested in your stupid "mightiness", rather, perplexed, dumfounded and maybe shocked to her wits at the apparent molestation of her baby brother who was profusely trying to wriggle out of your pedophile grips. She is probably spreading that believable story around too. Better go and explain to the parents before the momentum gathers steam. A boy walks into your unclothedness, instead of running for a cloth, wrapper, sheet etc, or asking him to leave, you waited, God knows for how long before the sister walked in on you. What were you thinking? I have one word for you, SSHHAARRRAPP.

Abi de put you on a leash, what are you waiting for? It is obvious you have no marriage and should file for divorce asap and if anybody advises you otherwise, brand them as enemies to your progress. This man is not your friend, not your companion, not your husband and definitely not an agent to your happiness. He is a sadist, a torturer and hell yes, a very bad person. RUN.

NA LIE, JUST FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION AND WISHFUL THINKING. YEYE. DON BELIEVE U. So she stood outside until you finished work abi 8 hrs waiting besides your reketi fourth hand car you drove for another 5 yrs, because you be God or you think we just browse and can't read in between the lines and lies, anuofia. See your mouth, female Isreali boss, why not Lebanese or Afghanistan. Aru emego, tofiakwa

Looks like a cute monkey

Instead of an officer from the humane society, fire fighters come with water to flush down an animal on a tree branch. Nigeria, forward never, backwards ever, pathetic.

Hey bros, you are lucky, come and try that here in USA; you will be shredded so badly that vultures will find nothing to feast on, and your poor soul would wish you left quietly back to mother land, that's right.

Will the real shady please stand up, please stand up! Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the valedictory of stupidity.

Recircled tori

So are u ladies praying for karma to descend on men want to tell me that u were wonderful partners and the men simply took off to marry someone else? As I keep saying, there are 3 sides to a story, your side, his side and the truth which is in the middle. So before u invoke karma, search inwards, whom did u offend and got ur karma revenge from that make this men treat you this way. Leaving you means that he found a better person no be so? Before u point one accusing finger look closely how the rest four are pointing towards you. On the other hand, it could be a blessing in disguise for you, so, pick up the pieces and move on.

Where are the police when you need them, a rapist is in the house.

It sounds as though you are beginning to believe their mediocre labeling on you. It may be had to be in such toxic workplace that creates Paranoiac tendency, I suggest you hold your head high, work harder and prove them wrong and believe in yourself.

How stupid! I wonder why some of you Nigerian men actually act like you are very retarded and live in a cave. You shamelessly narrated animalistic propensity as if all you think of is sex and not used to courtesy hence you mistake civility and professional decorum as invitation to Bleep. Maybe the US embassy should include another precursor for a visa, a brain scan to ensure you people are actually humans not just a little tamed monkeys and apes. You spend time and lots of money to obtain visa and risk 20 hrs in the air and all you could think of is cheap sex. And I bet, you are married and still deranged with primitive sexual tendencies. When do you people have time for productivity and decency or are you so cursed and morally bankrupt that your thin skull is subsumed with nothing other than scamming, scheming, corruption, rape, stupidity, intellectual depravity, juju, rituals, kidnapping, robbing, ethnicity, unreligious worships/clashes, stupendous ignoramus and the rest despicable vices. Why are you so cursed for crying out aloud. Maybe the radiation from the scorching African heat has truly roasted your brain turning them into dark, ugly and empty hollows. Its a pity.

what a whimp.

Laughing in Swahili: Am puzzled that you are puzzled. How is this simple elementary arithmetic difficult for you to solve, that married or in a serious relationship equals no vacancy. Lord have mercy. The man is either married and lives with his wifie or in a relationship joined together by needle and thread, simple, simple, simple. Even if you have fish brain, the answer is crystal clear, move on, he is not available, it was a fling period, not like your own period since it is not flowing, I mean period like end of story (qed).

Am laughing in Swahili; my dear, leave this one chance alone. Either he is married and probably lives with his family or has a very serious relationship. You were a fling simple. He doesn't have time to come and visit you and doesn't want you to visit, what else is puzzling in this simple arithmetic for you to understand. Do you have just fish brain or what? Lord have mercy. Frankly, am puzzled that you are puzzled.

what is the meaning of this? Baby and teething at 24, God forbid bad thing. Get off the freaking couch and hustle, cry me a river. For your information, rent is due in 2 weeks anuofia. Keep playing draft and watch the train speed pass you, soon na only you go waka come -no wife, no pikin (grand pikin), just you alone.

She meant what she said, she is managing you until she completely achieves her objective and she will be bolt away at that opportune time. For now, it is convenient for her to manage you that is, give you punany for the huge return she is getting, a win/win situation for her. A fool at forty is a fool for ever, don't let a parasite manage you, it hurts when at the end, you say to yourself, I wish I wasn't take to the cleaners. While I agree you too said some hurtful things, but her statement is not just insult, it is her state of mind. Its one thing to haul insults but managing is deeper than "shotup, you're a fool, your mama and papa are idiots, blablabla, shine your eyes.