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Babygal2020:
Maybe you had a smooth pregnancy!!!!
I have tried my best to apologize to him. Let me just focus on my condition and deliver this baby.

Send him a genuine and apologetic SMS. Take full responsibility and stop using pregnancy as excuses to unleash evil behavior. What you did had nothing to do with pregnancy. You got mad at him and lashed out, the earlier you own up and accept your mistake the better.

State your location sir, so that nairaland kinsmen can follow you beg her or beat you join sef

okeke6969:
The Op said he married an IBO lady. In Igbo tradition no matter poor the family is, I repeat nobody will ask a grand daughter to contribute money for her grandfather burial.
In order hand, if the granddaughter is rich, she can contribute at her own discretion. Chikena
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The Op may be an aka gum set of people and the wife want to use this avenue to play smart on him.

Uche gi di ya

Use ear piece while walking to limit the embarrassmen. Many people talk to themselves and when caught, they pretend as if they were listening to music.
Just don't overdo it. If you see yourself gesticulating randomly, pointing fingers at imaginary figures or laughing so hard about nothing, kindly get your ass to a neuropsychiatric hospital.

Nigerian is too hard sir. No time to even reminisce in peace without appearing mad.

Geez. This is explosive. Be mindful of what you post.

crackhouse:
That bridge is Fed. government bridge and not state. I saw it too when I was travelling. It's very very dangerous especially to those plying that road in the night. Fed govt should do something there.
However it was Nigerians that did that to themselves. How will somebody go to that bridge and steal those irons thereby putting people's life to danger....

As at 22nd December that bridge was alright, no gap or holes or whatever. And the road was quite busy as travellers used that same bridge heavily this yuletide. What time do the robbers have to steal when there is always heavy traffic on both sides It must be the weight of the vehicles that traversed the bridge.

smat101:
Nah this Saturday the scattering for happen o...
She is still a virgin, she told him

Never slap anybody on the face, that's the location of the vital senses. No replacement.

delpee:
The Gregorian calendar which we all use is not the same as the Church calendar. Why it is always attributed to Christians baffles me.

Even Saudi Arabia uses the Gregorian calendar for some official purposes.

1st of January is celebrated the world over since its of general application. The government can choose to desist from making it a work free day to satisfy Prof. and balance the equation. Let's see how that goes.

Meanwhile I don't see him fighting for better schools and bringing up ideas on how to tackle the time bomb of millions of street kids AKA almajiris.

The earlier people understand the embolden the better.
The beginning of the church calendar (advent) often falls on the first Sunday in December.

pocohantas:
Where is Shiloh? Quit the Shiloh threats jare. Is it difficult to get Nigerian horseband?

1. Just (pretend to) be submissive.
2. Be a good cook, be HOMELY and DOMESTICATED.
3. If he is into premarital sex, knack am well. Don't overdo o, lest he wonders how many times you have done a split in the middle.
4. If you have worldly friends, hide them from him.
5. Never speak ill of his family.
6. Follow him to his village and wash his mother's clothes. She'll endorse you.
7. Massage his ego and that of his friends.
8. Be very pro-men, deny feminism with every thing in you. All feminists are unfortunate.
9. Never question any expense he wants to make for his family.
10. Always ask after his family's wellbeing.
11. Tell him how you can forgive a cheating man. You believe in fighting for your home.
12. Always remind him a man is the head of the home.
13. Always try to take some blame for his wrongdoings (e.g) if/when he cheats or slaps you, acknowledge you must have pushed him to do it. Now ask how you can help him be a better horseband.
14. Always consult him for decision making. Men like to be in charge.
15. Don't saddle him with your responsibilities or family responsibilities. But respect him while being very independent.


After marriage, you can decide to change. No campaign after election. Don't worry, he will most likely not divorce you. Women initiate most divorce.

Did I miss anything? If I do all the above, while retaining my innate evil tendencies, you think I will still visit Shiloh?

Legend

The false prophets.

Finally he deactivates his account.

BlueAngel444:
getting a bigger celebration? More like getting a bigger idol lop

More Christlike really

the ancient christians hmmm, who are these "ancient christians" and how did you come about what they did.. Spell it out clearly, which celebration?

You finish with saying celebrating "the mass of Christ is a choice" but you started by saying those who speak or go against it are hypocrites


Now you may not like pentecostal evangelists, heck neither do I but I don't dislike all of them and wouldn't sound so bitter towards even the ones I don't dislike.

Expect you're a minister and you interact with missionaries and those evangelists you claim to dislike, or you have a reasonable account towards your preference and not the - I like this and dislike this - why, because blah blah blah and blah and no reason from the very obvious BIBLE den don't claim you ain't a less hypocrite than those your calling one.

What are you saying?

The Christmas debate really shows that Jesus followers do not believe that Jesus is the son of God. If these hypocrites continuously and shamelessly ascribe 25th December as a pagan holiday knowing fully well that their God's power supersedes other powers and that their God created the heavens and earth then it left much to be desired.
The hypocrites are arguing that it is better to allow the fragile early Christian converts to continue observing their pagan celebration instead of getting a bigger celebration that will be more christianlike. Jesus birth was celebrated in the Holy Books with expensive gifts.
The ancient Christians rejected their pagan worship and placed a more acceptable celebration in its stead.
These form of systematic desensitisation is currently going on in the hinterlands as the orthodox missionaries has continued to replaced pagan practices with Christian practice.
The selfprofessed and citydwelling Pentecostal evangelists who has never converted non-Christians nor move out of their enclaves to convert people from different religions to Christianity will never know this. Their modus operandi is converting already baptised Christians to fill their churches and teaching them obnoxious doctrines that will make the heads of the ancient Christians to spin.

Celebrating the mass of Christ is a choice.

What a laughable thread!!!!! Like the tower of Babel.

Arguing over inconsequentials. Speaking for their God's and making their God a laughing stock.

Your husband should be the one worrying and being at the forefront of the battle.
You are not doing anything useful except worrying yourself to death. What if your horseband is really into this orange being and is selling those horseshits to you about her being evil.?
He is the Genesis of your mess not the orange being, face him squarely or leave for the sake of your sanity. They want him not you. He erred not you. You are already dealing with spiritual infirmities, unfulfilled sexual orgies, wait till it get to the STDS etc.
To hell with for better for worse. This is a breach of marriage contract.

People with paranoid personality are always on edge waiting for something sinister that will push them over the edge.
What you need is a psych evaluation and a sprinkle of prayer here and there for your sanity. A graduate in my hood just loss his sanity to doom mongers and prophesy harbourers. Be careful

These are the Christian buffers.

Myocardial infarction got him. Stress induced.
All those stressors just for him. Overwhelming.

Godsonkemz:
You never can tell now. Village people act only when you blow or about to blow.

The herd and nollywood mentality of blaming clueless villagers of sins they knew nothing of. Yahoo boys and girls in the cities are the new village people.

We are who we are. If all your village people are wicked that means wickedness is encoded in you guys DNA. That means you carry traits of wickedness too.

murphyibiam15:
Your village is probably filled with wicked people..not all villages are like yours

He is part and parcel of wicked people. Generation of wicked people that keep on running from their shadows

My village people rocks

I wish i live there permanently. They are the realest!!!!!!!!

Denique:
But it's achievable abroad, save for the cost. I know a couple of former class mates who were art students but ended up as nurses in USA. Could you pls tell me how that is done? I also looked up diploma in nursing in Australia and I think I fit in even as a non- sci. Student.
cc: vickyehi

They are telling you now you will not hear. Those classmates of yours are they RN or assistants? There is no way you can study nursing without having organic chemistry, human biology, physics as a pre-requisites in the US.

MichaelUweh:
Madam, if u like adhere to this guy advice; I have a eldest brother's wife who is so arrogant, rude heartless; since she came to our family in 2006 there has been series of problems till date, but when she goes outside, she will complained of the mother, sister and brother's in laws that's causing problems in her marriage and the worst is that my brother is always on her side, which means she has right to insult anybody anyhow and even the husband is not spared. This has caused lots of division in our family since 2006. This woman insult my mother and sometime the husband joined her. She doesn't have regards for anybody, she doesn't contribute a dime to the growth of the family, but she is the chief controller of everything. Through this , I now vowed never to marry a girl out of stupid love but through characters that she will exibit. In your own case , your husband is a wise man , while in my own case , my brother is a big fool. So my sister, I don't know if you are this type of a woman we have in our family , since I don't know you. But my advice to you is make peace with your husband family. Full stop.

Maybe you depends solely on your brother for survival.
She controls everything
It is their property, right

eni4real:
Psychopathic comment

. It is a game of the damned and insecured.

Fejimummy:
when I was at ilorin we all saw how it's onisu was cheating unapologetically on her husband saying she wasn't created for one man, now this is a woman selling yam o in front of the compound. Bros that is looking for wife friendly job for his wife should also get portable blood pressure monitor to carry along with him because he may be in for surprises

Wife friendly jobs hahaha. Babyfriendly and husband friendly.

They prefer the wife fvcking an unworthy adversaries like the gateman or houseboy than fucking serious competition ....a confirmed boss with enough money.

Insecurity.

I am all for husband friendly too.... No female worker, secretary, assistant even his office should be an all men affair. I will still end up worrying as you never can tell what may happen in this era of homosexualism.

Gotta carry my bp monitor abeg

Insecurity -----hypertension---- stroke ---/death.
The secluded wife will continue to fvck your brothers, cousins, colleagues and friends on top your grave...

When women kills, they dry even the bones.....

Keep the person as calm as possible. Anxiety increases heart rate and increased heart rate will circulate the venom faster to all part of the body.
Keep the part lower to decrease the circulation of the venom.
Tying of a tourniquet is no longer recommended as the part may lack blood supply and die.

If it is a poisonous snake, get a sharp machete and hack that part off.

GET TO A TEACHING HOSPITAL OR THE BIGGEST HOSPITAL IN YOUR STATE FOR ANTI-VENOM IF YOU GET BITTEN.
PAY WHATEVER YOU ARE TOLD TO...... NO BARGAIN.
WITH ULTRA POISONOUS SNAKES LIKE boomslangs, spitting cobra, puff adder etc, YOU MAY HAVE ONLY MINUTES TO LIVE.

bluefilm:
But why women no get sense at all?

He loves you to a fault and yet he wants to kill you and yet you don't know what to do?

I don't just want to call you stupid.

Not because I don't really want to.

But just because I don't want some trigger happy mods to ban me.

But all the same... you aint wise at all.

Listen to this...

I have a goat.

I love this goat to a fault.

I will kill the goat for this Christmas.

Think about that.

Clown

Kennedyiheme:
its easy, look at the world today, what do you do by yourself, the car you drive or the bus you take to work, was made by a man, the job you have, a man probably employed you... how can you still ask these questions... haven't you feminist realised its a mans world?

This is very weak

Kennedyiheme:
men taking women as slaves is a different issue, i dont support it and will never will, thats why I tell you feminists to channel all this your muscles to the arabs, they are the ones that need all this your sermon, not western men that gives you all the rights... you've only pointed out that men only need women for sex... doesn't it bother you you're only needed for sex?

Can you point out exactly what women need men for that they cannot get by themself.?

Kennedyiheme:
oprah, how many successful women do we have on this earth?... lol most of the female billionaires got thier wealth from thier family or husband.. just take a look at jeff bezos's wife, got rich overnight from a divorce... lol women leaching and feeding off mens sweat from the age of time... lol and you talk about men needing women?.. what exactly do we need you for, we've built this world from the stones and ashes to what you enjoy today... we made you, everything you enjoy in this life is because of a man.. what has your fellow woman done for you?... besides do you know nigeria is the 2nd country just behind south Africa that watches gay porn... if its sex, men now want men for relationships, you've basically are already useless.. now you're trying to drown yourselves.. goodluck, no one would miss you

You are still the one needing younger women as you opined in your earlier post. That has always been the fantasies of men since creation. Make money and you will get any woman you want.
From the ages past, men has always been the one contracting marriages unbehalf of women. They betrothed girls in infancy, scout for virgin brides and take female prisoners to be their wives or bedmates, oftentimes without the consent of the women. If they did not need them why go to such length.
Women are useless, that's the song they sing these days. They hate marriage but won't hesitate to celebrate when babymamas are mentioned. Pray tell, Who are the baby mama's?? Another specie of the male folks??
Hahahaha, the needy specie

Women always survives. Ask the widows. But men, they bury their wives in the bosom of their current girlfriend.

. Stop hurting yourself ma'am as once fvcked can never be unfvcked. Keep your mouth shut or find a Catholic priest at a far away confessional and pour your heart content. It never ends well when a Pandora's box is open.
This is just nature. You needed to have it, nature being a piss of crap it has always been never cared who you have it with.