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Ok. I’ll check it out at the start of the work week. All the best.

Oluwademilade:
I've sent my application to your mail

Send CV to this email: tohrfactory@gmail.com

Title it “Application for Role of Analyst”. Let me know when you’ve sent and I’ll get back to you.

Cheers

Phemz:
i don’t mind the junior role of analyst,how can I apply?

I have two roles requiring a flexible hybrid of remote and onsite work.

One is for Business Development Manager with a good understanding of content marketing (5-7 years experience) .

The other is for a more junior role of Analyst (2-3 years experience).

It’s in a management consulting outfit located in Mainland Lagos.

Kennedy97:
Thanks
Do you currently have remote openings in your own firm?

He needs an intervention.

Contrary to Nigeria’s 18-35 , a youth according to UNICEF is 10-24. He is no longer a child. Stop babying Him the way Nigerian Leaders are babying people even above 35, which is why we are so stunted in our growth.

You people need to let Him know that He is now responsible for His life and will wash your hands off any responsibility for Him.

However, if He is willing to make a change for the mutual benefit of everyone, especially Mummy, your doors are always open .

Until then, assist Him to move out of the House with immediate effect. And be ready to make your peace with whatever actions He takes and the consequences thereof.

passionguy:
My brother is 24 years old. His entire life has been spent fucking up. The thing is he lies, cheats, gamble and steals. He has succeeded in selling almost everything in the house be it fridge, stab, pressing iron, electronic and manymore
Now he has extended it by going out to steal from neighbors and people.
He as been arrested so many times and been bailed. Now everyone in the family is tired of him mostly my mum she can't eat good food because of him because his becoming worse.
Pls Advice me on what to do.

You are right. However I am talking about the value one can get from the chosen role.

Even before analytics became a thing, the analysts role is a lower level role, especially within the consulting structure. And their value is being eroded by the capacity of AI to perform some of the routine and repetitive tasks they were previously needed to do.

“Analyst” sounds nice to the inexperienced (<3 years) but in a world where analytical skills are becoming a minimum requirement and to those with deep and wide work experience, “analysts” are seen as junior positions performing routine tasks like imputing data into a spreadsheet.

Even a very smart graduate or undergraduate should be able to perform the tasks of an analyst. So how much value do you think an analyst will be able to command in a few years as compared to someone who uses analytics to add value to business decisions ?

Please read up on the roles, responsibilities , remuneration and career prospects of business analysts, then make up your own mind.

Tats:
While it is correct that the world is moving to data analytics due to Big data, AI. etc, BA work does not have a direct comparison with Business Analytics. As long as we continue to build systems or apps, BA work will still be relevant. It is from systems and apps that you get the data which needs to be analysed. Even data analytics projects have BAs.

When will the FCT minister ban open grazing (and related cattle matters) like His Governor colleagues in the South and now the North are doing.??

Oh, I remember now. He was hired for His “holiness” and not His competence.

infoxpress:
Cow causes accident in Abuja, Nigeria’s capital city

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5o40-vpLcU

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTXR_54gy-Q/?utm_medium=copy_link

When will the minister of the Federal Capital Territory ban open grazing and related activities like His Governor colleagues in the South and now North are doing?

infoxpress:
Cow causes accident in Abuja, Nigeria’s capital city

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5o40-vpLcU

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTXR_54gy-Q/?utm_medium=copy_link

How unrealistic and impractical can a citizen, talk less of a party member or Leader be?

He should propose three igbo names from the ruling APC first, then we will know whether He has seriously considered the practicality of His proposal.

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos
 

https://independent.ng/i-will-feel-bad-if-apc-denies-igbos-opportunity-of-producing-president-in-2023-umahi/

Even before COVID , there was remote work.After COVID, remote working has increased significantly. The organization i consulted for in 2020 went remote 2 weeks before the first COVID lockdown.

My Wife’s office with over 300 staff have been working mostly remotely in the last two months.

A long term client of mine just began a hybrid of office and remote working, not so much for COVID but as a strategy for better managing leaner resources.

So, the answer to your question is Yes! Nigerian companies (and multinational companies in Nigeria) have spaces for workers to work remotely.

Cheers.

Kennedy97:
Like the topic implies but specifics on Nigerian companies!

Do Nigerian companies have spaces for workers to work remotely?

The fight against Yahoo-ism does not seem to be working. It goes beyond arrests . The root causes need to be addressed.

And some
of these young Men have the brains and smarts to be converted to good use, rather than locked up in jail where they will like become worse.

Cc: EFCC

fergie0o1:
EFCC

Definition of “Mansplaining”:

It refers to a Man, explaining (something) to someone, typically a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Newboss:
Go and hustle and stop mansplaining

I thought Lagos state banned media parading of suspects.

fergie0o1:
EFCC

If you don’t want Woman wahala don’t marry or have kids with wahala Women and don’t give your lawfully wedded Wife wahala.

Ikwerelastborn:
https://www.nairaland.com/6733168/annie-idibia-tuface-family-never

Team Babe Mamas Hope You're Learning From 2face And Annie Saga

From the above link one will think babe mamas have got worse problems than family people. I tell people there is no easy way or short cut out of life.you think you as a man having babe mamas will cure your troubles from women,never. 2baba is obviously still screwing those babe mamas via okafors law

Verdict: if you dont want women wahala don't think of having kids, either through marriage or babe mama.just de your dey.

If this is true، then your Father, Brothers, Uncles, GrandFathers, Grand Uncles and all your male relations are useless.

Onyi22:
Marry a womanizer at your own risk
Nigerian guys are Useless, All of them

The world is moving from Business Analysis to Business Analytics due to the infiuence of Big Data, AI & Machine Learning. That would be
more relevant in the coming years.

Better to do an MBA with a specialization as business analysis is a very small part of that.

Avoid picking courses because they sound nice. See if they fit with your innate talent , passion and what the market is demanding.

I wish you all the best

Vipro:
Is Business Analysis proffesional and relevant?
Is it a good career to start with?

So sad but true!

Kennedy00007:
North will pay the highest price in blood for the Mannequin.

I initially thought She was Uhrhobo or Isoko from Delta as in “Warri” but don’t worry, I confirmed Her state of Origin before I made my comment.

I try to speak based on facts and am always ready to take correction if I get my facts wrong.

gentlegiant95:
She's Efik. The name "Tega" is an alias

I didn’t say She was not Efik, I said She was not calabar cos the info I saw said Akwa Ibom State and I know Calabar is in Cross River State .

gentlegiant95:
She's Efik. The name "Tega" is an alias

Same difference. Calabar was used by the initial poster as a group I.e tribe of people not location or city.

gentlegiant95:
"Calabar" is not a tribe, it's a city. She's efik by tribe.

2nd September, 2021

RE: REPENTANT TERRORISTS

Dear DHQ, can we please get
1. Names of the 5890 “repentant terrorists”
2. Their Nationalities
3. Their States of Origin- if Nigerian
4. Levels of involvement in terrorism- e.g Leader, Manager or Foot soldier
5. Relevant l Laws guiding the crimes for which they are repenting
6. Relevant Sanctions for the crimes of which they are repenting.
7. Reasonable explanations to the victims & millions of IDPs as to why/how the so called “repentant terrorists” are being pardoned
8. The method by which DHQ distinguishes between true and fake repentant terrorists who have killed both civilians & Nigerian soldiers.

Yours sincerely,
A very concerned Nigerian

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/over-5890-terrorists-surrendered-dhq/

I don’t watch BBNaija (no time for that) and don’t know much beyond the headlines I read on sites like Nairaland: But I think this also qualifies as the type of highlight Tega was alluding to , the type that She can do since instead of the kind She can’t do as a married Woman.

AbujaAgent:
Like Bobrisky share for Bbn

Well this bbc article says she’s from Akwa Ibom https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-58407313.amp.

Also Calabar is not the only tribe in cross river, in case you don’t know.

However, I am open to conceding on my first point but not my last two. [quote author=Odiriance4all post=105420727][/quote]

You’re ignorant for saying this kind of thing.

First of all Tega is not Calabar, so your comment lacks relevance to the subject matter.

Furthermore, your statement that ALL of them are ‘Ashawos”’ is fallacious and not based on any factual evidence but your very limited and stereo-typed experience.

Finally, how do you account for all the Hausa, Igbos, Yorubas, Edos etc. doing ashawo all over the country and beyond. Italy, Dubai e.t.c except of course you are ignorant about these as well.

Odiriance4all:
Calabar girls na ashawo be all of them work , I have one in my place of work wey coworkers dey nack steady even though she's married

Foolish Woman, so She equates highlights with sexual immorality and breaking marriage vows?

I thought She will have sense as a Warri girl. Shame.

jmobile:
https://news.brag.life/bbnaija-2021-youre-lucky-im-married-if-i-was-single-ill-do-more-for-highlights-tega-bragged/?swcfpc=1

A very unhealthy practice indeed. And most unhealthy when they start having kids.

9gerian:
Years ago, I heard a story from a lady about how at the hairdresser’s some ladies talked about their friend that was used to bullying her husband. One day, after repeated entreaties, the man got tired and gave her some resounding slaps with the threat to apply more beatings. The lady described how she was shocked to her marrow, and surprisingly began loving her husband more . She confessed to her friends how she then dutifully loved and respected her husband as a result of the pushback.

Sadly, some ladies are like that. There’s something inside of them that sees gentlemen as weak, and instead crave some violence. No amount of appeal or begging can cure such women. But there is also the danger of the man becoming a monster after getting provoked to such outburst of violence.

A very unhealthy practice for any couple

Until many years after, “when God touches Her heart” …
Why are we so quick to disturb God for things He has already put in our hands.

It is the Husband that needs to reach and touch His wives Heart.

He should pray to God for Wisdom.

JovialJune:
Lmao

Endure brother, marriage is for better for worse, pray and fast for 40days and 40nights, then watch WAR ROOM, one day, when God touches her, she will change and see you as a man.

She is the only one that can answer that question. But I think She wants something from you that She thought would come
When you guys get married and she is not getting it.

Vabama:
So am one of those Guys that preach against domestic Violence ....

I Got married of Recent and Guess what , we dated for 3 Years before marriage.

After putting a ring on her finger ... her behavior change ...

From Bad to Worse ...

Like this girl will wake up at Night , and Give me a dirty slap .... If You Ask her what's the problem , she will look at you and work away.

She will wake up by 2am and start playing music , if you ask her wetin .... She will ask me 'CAN'T I PLAY MUSIC BECAUSE I MARRY YOU'

If You mention divorce .... she go vow say if you try am , You Go die !!!

Okay i sat her down and ask her what is the matter.

Below is what she told me !!!



So am asking , is it that she wants me to beat her or what
Should i run away from Home
Marriage no dey easy at all.

Yeah. When we angle for such decisions we need to think off alternative solutions not just complaints or knee jerk reactions. Otherwise, we may find ourselves in a worse of situation.

chiedu7:
We will import our cows if need be, we just dont want terrorists in our midst

If the head is sick , the body will be sick. Nigeria is sick because of the sick heads at the top.

Meanwhile, Katsina state , which happens to be Mbuhari’s state, is ranked second highest for out-of-school children in Nigeria, so don’t be surprised that there was no one in the entire government house that could correct the errors in that letter. Not even the Chief Press Secretary. SMH

dre11:
‘Nigiria’, ‘security challanges’, ‘jericcans’ — Katsina executive order riddled with errors



https://www.thecable.ng/extra-nigiria-security-challanges-jericcans-katsina-executive-order-riddled-with-errors

Trump supporter spotted! He will never be impeached like your former President.

Fahdiga:
Sleepy Joe has played into the hands of Taliban. The earlier he is impeached the better for the world

Do you eat cow meat?

chiedu7:
We dont want cows in the South

Let the North keep its cows & terrorism please

As an employer, I refer to my employees as colleagues and working “with” not “for” me. This is a healthier attitude to have towards working relations as everyone ought to be bringing something to the table.

I prefer to work FOR people who see me as working WITH them.

Mkpotu:
A serious argument ensued in my office after we conducted an interview for new entrants into our firm, while some of the people interviewed said they will 'work for us', one or two persons said they will 'work with us'.

One of the interview team members rather saw the use of the word, "work with us" as form of pride and that such people should not be employed in the firm, while the others are of the view that they do not see something wrong in the use of the word 'work with'. Different people gave different interpretation to the words.

House, I just want to hear your opinion on this, as that will serve to stop the lingering employment crisis generated in my firm since after the interview yesterday.