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N4.5 billion? between: I thought this matter has been settled out of court? |
I guess the girl broke his heart ![]() |
Mod, please, do me a little favour of hiding SimonAndal's comment if at all he shows up on this thread. If at all he makes those funny comments on NL, he still has his other sides, he still has an opinion on your topic and i believe his trolls (which are sometimes annoying but funny) shouldn't be a benchmark to beg for his post to be hidden, who knows he might have the perfect answer to your question. So nobody's opinion should be hoarded because you don't like the person. @topic. I think the best way is to change school and stay on a low key (by not showing off and talking much about your former school) |
Logicboy03: So it actually turns out that many people including me like Simonandal.I love the guy's posts, it makes me LMAO. Simonandal remember i'm your biggest fan ooooo. i've quoted you a couple of times on your " but i love your dairy sha. ILLUMATI MAKE THE BOY STOOPID BY INVOLVING HIS SOUL IN OBAMA MICROCHIP. IT IS A PITY FOR SEUN IS SO SEXY TO KILL KIND NAIRALAND IN THE HANDS OF BEAUTIFUL SLIMYEMthis part got me cracking too. ![]() |
Senryu is also a Japanese styled poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryû tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryû are often cynical or darkly humorous and satiric while haiku are serious.. E.g HAPPY HEART the heartbeat drum- soul singing song... ecstatic feeling erupts with smiles visit www.poetrysoup.com to learn more forms of poetry and contest with other great poets all over the world Goodluck! |
Priest: Will u take this man to be your lawful wedded husband, for better for worst.....? ![]() Rita: I does! (smiling) ![]() Husband: WTF! #JustJoking Happy Married life! ![]() |
Awesome! Our religious leaders are life and fun-loving socialist who are only interested in what members have in dia pockets. They shun the truth, quote favourable bible/quran passages that would aid them in achieving their selfish desires. they never criticized the government but would easily advice members to fast and pray while they fraternize with those in power for favour and other material gifts. (though, I skimmed through the article) ![]() |
2 weeks ![]() |
born2fuck: Cleanliness is number one priority, hope the black skin does not affect?I understand why this niggar is upset, I will handle you better.. ![]() Hmmm....handle her better? so you've been inefficient in handling her? I thought you were a pro. |
Someone wanna get laid ![]() |
born2fuck: Do not mix me together,Treating a girl pussy depend on who she is, if she is my girlfriend and she is yellow like paw-paw and shaved down there, that her pussy will spend more time in my mouth and tongue than d!c.k,because na everyday chop chop, but if the lady is black like balloteli or bance, forget sucking.. But if she is chocolate, consideration will be put in place. This is not discriminate,it is law of how she lay her bed from creation, I will lie on itToo much mojo isn't good for your health #JustSaying |
successcertain: Look like say na fufu she carry put for chesttoo many contours!! ![]() |
Oahray: Three options:[quote author=Deadly-poison]what's bad about people looking @ your gurl?[/quote]It's rude looking lustfully at someone's babe and chanting ''fine girl'', ''beyonce'' et al |
Happy Birthday, wishing you many more fruitful/blissful years ahead |
How do i stop people from looking at my babe? yes, she's gorgeous and i can't stand the way people look at her (like they wanna tear her dress) for that, i'm very uncomfortable! ![]() |
Mad Cow: WORST DRESSEDI never knew mirror could be so expensive for this lady... |
Orikinla: [size=18pt]Are they talented?Dude, Have u seen Vector rap his songs in concerts.... man, that guy's voice is undiluted, he sings it the way u hear it on ur speakers unlike Ice Prince who usually mime or spoils his songs on concerns just like M.I.. Point is: Vector raps better on stage performance while Ice Prince sound's cocky, very bad and with a strange voice |
Koonbey1: Thank you very much Bruv,I didn't write it to any particular form,so i guess its free verseFree verse (vers libre) is nice and popular... Its one of my favourites followed by haiku and Senryu (both are short poems) Keep write man! |
ogugua88: [size=13pt]See as this girl just spoil this innocent guy swag... SMH. BTW: Is she having more than two bre.a.st? |
***VOMITS*** ![]() |
I give it to VECTOR (especially after listening to his lyrics in Bamky W's "AFRICAN & PROUD" song, he murdered the song) |
This is a science laboratory joor. I've seen it bottled like this during my secondary school days who are you trying to deceive? ![]() |
I enjoyed reading your poem man. Its Awesome.... If i may ask, What form of poetry is this? |
SimonAndal: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UP ILLUMATI FOR HEALING IT. GIVE EARS TO THE HIGH LESBIAN WITCHSTRESSES FOR TAKING SEXY SEUN! GUN!I trust my guy, him no dey slack for any topic. ![]() Ur obsession for Illuninati dey enter ur head ![]() |
Operation Pull Manchester United down!!! ![]() |
SimonAndal: Why that picture, @OP, of all other pictures you could post? What are you tryna do?Mr. Illuminati, na that one dey pepper you? ![]() |
WTF!!! Police may arrest them during offering time... let them better be watchful.. there are more vacant rooms in the Prison |
Could this be a miracle? |
How can i tattoo my teeth? ![]() |
Will this make me be scared of him? ![]() Another black mumu in history! He looks like one of those possessed by that woman that dances too much in the Series, Tru blood ![]() |
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