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Politics › Re: EFCC Re-arraigns Chimaroke Nnamani Over N4.5 Billion Embezzlement by timpaker(m): 12:58am On Mar 08, 2013
N4.5 billion?



between: I thought this matter has been settled out of court?
shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Peter Of Psquare With Girlfriend In 1997 by timpaker(m): 12:47am On Mar 08, 2013
I guess the girl broke his heart cheesy cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Suggest Ways One Can Leave Cultism Without Being Hurt by timpaker(m): 1:05pm On Mar 07, 2013
Mod, please, do me a little favour of hiding SimonAndal's comment if at all he shows up on this thread.


If at all he makes those funny comments on NL, he still has his other sides, he still has an opinion on your topic and i believe his trolls (which are sometimes annoying but funny) shouldn't be a benchmark to beg for his post to be hidden, who knows he might have the perfect answer to your question.

So nobody's opinion should be hoarded because you don't like the person.

@topic.
I think the best way is to change school and stay on a low key (by not showing off and talking much about your former school)

Nairaland General › Re: SimonAndal's Farewell by timpaker(m): 11:56am On Mar 07, 2013
Logicboy03: So it actually turns out that many people including me like Simonandal.


If you are reading this, please dont go!

If you have no choice, I wish you goodluck in whatever you do! smiley
I love the guy's posts, it makes me LMAO.

Simonandal remember i'm your biggest fan ooooo. i've quoted you a couple of times on your "ILUMINATI (i remember u corrected that) SEXY SEUN PANT" shit.

but i love your dairy sha.


ILLUMATI MAKE THE BOY STOOPID BY INVOLVING HIS SOUL IN OBAMA MICROCHIP. IT IS A PITY FOR SEUN IS SO SEXY TO KILL KIND NAIRALAND IN THE HANDS OF BEAUTIFUL SLIMYEM
this part got me cracking too. grin grin grin
Poems For Review › Re: Here,once A Cup Stood-a Poem by timpaker(m): 11:09am On Mar 07, 2013
Senryu is also a Japanese styled poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryû tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryû are often cynical or darkly humorous and satiric while haiku are serious..

E.g

HAPPY HEART

the heartbeat drum-
soul singing song...
ecstatic feeling erupts with smiles



visit www.poetrysoup.com to learn more forms of poetry and contest with other great poets all over the world
Goodluck!
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From Rita Of Koko Mansion's Wedding by timpaker(m): 10:02am On Mar 07, 2013
Priest: Will u take this man to be your lawful wedded husband, for better for worst.....? huh huh

Rita: I does! (smiling) grin grin

Husband: WTF! shocked shocked shocked *faints*






#JustJoking

Happy Married life!
cool cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Men of God Or Gods Of Men? by timpaker(m): 3:48pm On Mar 06, 2013
Awesome!

Our religious leaders are life and fun-loving socialist who are only interested in what members have in dia pockets.
They shun the truth, quote favourable bible/quran passages that would aid them in achieving their selfish desires.
they never criticized the government but would easily advice members to fast and pray while they fraternize with those in power for favour and other material gifts.
(though, I skimmed through the article)
cool cool cool
Events › Re: Ladies Wearing An Engagement Ring Before Marriage: How Long? by timpaker(m): 2:47pm On Mar 06, 2013
2 weeks cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Kinda Like Born2fuck by timpaker(m): 2:26pm On Mar 06, 2013
born2fuck: Cleanliness is number one priority, hope the black skin does not affect?I understand why this niggar is upset, I will handle you better..
grin grin grin grin

Hmmm....handle her better? so you've been inefficient in handling her? I thought you were a pro.
Romance › Re: I Think I'm In Love. by timpaker(m): 12:23pm On Mar 06, 2013
Someone wanna get laid grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Kinda Like Born2fuck by timpaker(m): 12:19pm On Mar 06, 2013
born2fuck: Do not mix me together,Treating a girl pussy depend on who she is, if she is my girlfriend and she is yellow like paw-paw and shaved down there, that her pussy will spend more time in my mouth and tongue than d!c.k,because na everyday chop chop, but if the lady is black like balloteli or bance, forget sucking.. But if she is chocolate, consideration will be put in place. This is not discriminate,it is law of how she lay her bed from creation, I will lie on it
Too much mojo isn't good for your health
#JustSaying
Fashion › Re: Iyanya Vs Desire Album Launch: Best & Worst Dressed From The Blue Carpet by timpaker(m): 12:12pm On Mar 06, 2013
successcertain: Look like say na fufu she carry put for chest undecided blirrrr
too many contours!! grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 12:09pm On Mar 06, 2013
Oahray: Three options:

(1) Disfigure her permanently and rot in jail.
I'll only do it if you guarantee me that i can browse Nairaland over there
(2)Become a muslim, marry her and keep her in Purdah. I can't leave Naija for Purdah nah

(3) Stop disturbing us with super stories. Isn't this suppose to be a paradise?
[quote author=Deadly-poison]what's bad about people looking @ your gurl?[/quote]It's rude looking lustfully at someone's babe and chanting ''fine girl'', ''beyonce'' et al
Romance › Re: It's My Birthday Today by timpaker(m): 11:37am On Mar 06, 2013
Happy Birthday, wishing you many more fruitful/blissful years ahead
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 11:35am On Mar 06, 2013
How do i stop people from looking at my babe?
yes, she's gorgeous and i can't stand the way people look at her (like they wanna tear her dress)

for that, i'm very uncomfortable!
angry angry angry angry
Fashion › Re: Iyanya Vs Desire Album Launch: Best & Worst Dressed From The Blue Carpet by timpaker(m): 11:31am On Mar 06, 2013
Mad Cow: WORST DRESSED

https://www.360nobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/533x800xIMG_3408.jpg.pagespeed.ic.E_vZz68fVS.jpg


MIDLIFE CRISIS!!!



I never knew mirror could be so expensive for this lady...

Music/Radio › Re: Vector Vs Ice-Prince: Who's More Talented? by timpaker(m): 11:27am On Mar 06, 2013
Orikinla: [size=18pt]Are they talented?
There are thousands of more talented youths who can rap better than them.
The fact is; let them perform unplugged and then you would be disappointed.
Have you seen our hip hop acts at live shows?
They are a fraud without a DJ.
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Dude, Have u seen Vector rap his songs in concerts.... man, that guy's voice is undiluted, he sings it the way u hear it on ur speakers unlike Ice Prince who usually mime or spoils his songs on concerns just like M.I..

Point is: Vector raps better on stage performance while Ice Prince sound's cocky, very bad and with a strange voice
Poems For Review › Re: Here,once A Cup Stood-a Poem by timpaker(m): 11:21am On Mar 06, 2013
Koonbey1: Thank you very much Bruv,I didn't write it to any particular form,so i guess its free verse
Free verse (vers libre) is nice and popular...
Its one of my favourites followed by haiku and Senryu (both are short poems)

Keep write man!
Fashion › Re: Iyanya Vs Desire Album Launch: Best & Worst Dressed From The Blue Carpet by timpaker(m): 10:19am On Mar 06, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt] shocked shocked shocked[/size]

https://www.360nobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/533x800xIMG_5272.jpg.pagespeed.ic.1U1Mwunsa7.jpg
See as this girl just spoil this innocent guy swag... SMH.

BTW: Is she having more than two bre.a.st?
Fashion › Re: Iyanya Vs Desire Album Launch: Best & Worst Dressed From The Blue Carpet by timpaker(m): 10:16am On Mar 06, 2013
***VOMITS*** embarassed embarassed embarassed
Music/Radio › Re: Vector Vs Ice-Prince: Who's More Talented? by timpaker(m): 10:12am On Mar 06, 2013
I give it to VECTOR (especially after listening to his lyrics in Bamky W's "AFRICAN & PROUD" song, he murdered the song)
Food › Re: Snake Wine: A Different Kind Of Beverage (with Pictures) by timpaker(m): 4:48pm On Mar 05, 2013
This is a science laboratory joor.

I've seen it bottled like this during my secondary school days angry angry who are you trying to deceive? undecided
Poems For Review › Re: Here,once A Cup Stood-a Poem by timpaker(m): 4:42pm On Mar 05, 2013
I enjoyed reading your poem man.
Its Awesome....

If i may ask, What form of poetry is this?





Family › Re: 8-Month-Old Deaf Baby's Reaction To Hearing For The First Time! by timpaker(m): 4:33pm On Mar 05, 2013
SimonAndal: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UP ILLUMATI FOR HEALING IT. GIVE EARS TO THE HIGH LESBIAN WITCHSTRESSES FOR TAKING SEXY SEUN! GUN!
I trust my guy, him no dey slack for any topic. cool cool grin grin grin

Ur obsession for Illuninati dey enter ur head cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Real Madrid - UCL (1 - 2) On 5th March 2013 by timpaker(m): 4:25pm On Mar 05, 2013
Operation Pull Manchester United down!!! cool cool cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Gay Church Resume Operations In Lagos by timpaker(m): 4:16pm On Mar 05, 2013
SimonAndal: Why that picture, @OP, of all other pictures you could post? What are you tryna do?
_
If you're in want of gay kiss images, just say the word and I'll get you the sexiest images you can ever dream of.
Mr. Illuminati, na that one dey pepper you? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Gay Church Resume Operations In Lagos by timpaker(m): 4:12pm On Mar 05, 2013
WTF!!! Police may arrest them during offering time... let them better be watchful.. there are more vacant rooms in the Prison
Family › Re: 8-Month-Old Deaf Baby's Reaction To Hearing For The First Time! by timpaker(m): 4:11pm On Mar 05, 2013
Could this be a miracle?
Celebrities › Re: Artist Alkaline Tattoos His Eye-ball by timpaker(m): 4:10pm On Mar 05, 2013
How can i tattoo my teeth? undecided undecided
Celebrities › Re: Artist Alkaline Tattoos His Eye-ball by timpaker(m): 4:02pm On Mar 05, 2013
Will this make me be scared of him? huh huh

Another black mumu in history!

He looks like one of those possessed by that woman that dances too much in the Series, Tru blood
angry angry angry

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