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Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Cries Over Late Colleagues (PHOTOS) by timpaker(m): 4:00pm On Mar 05, 2013
OMG! shocked I'm crying too embarassed cry cry cry cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Real Madrid - UCL (1 - 2) On 5th March 2013 by timpaker(m): 2:32pm On Mar 05, 2013
Real Madrid will play Arsenal at the finalgrin grin grin grin

Source: T. B. Joshua
Fashion › Re: Genevieve Nnaji's New Hair Style: Hit or Miss? by timpaker(m): 12:29pm On Mar 04, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]She is an Owerri Girl abi?! [/quote]Nope, she's from Mbaise
Politics › Re: Fashola Visits Ladipo Market (Pictures) by timpaker(m): 12:14pm On Mar 04, 2013
All these tribalist claiming and siding with Lagos State gov't are not even from Lagos.

Just because you are a yoruba living in Lagos state does not make you a lagosian, u dig?
See them abandoning their state of origin (Ogun, Osun, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti and kwara etc just to claim Lagos state and would always accuse the Northerner or Easterner for any woos in the State as if they aren't a problem also.

@topic. I commend Fashola for this bold step, you can't do business in an unhealthy environment and possibly cause sewage blockage and environmental hazards and expect the gov't to shake hands with you.

Haba! some people should be human for once!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona - El Clasico (2 - 1) On 2nd March 2013 by timpaker(m): 4:27pm On Mar 02, 2013
Abeg, anyone with online streaming link?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona - El Clasico (2 - 1) On 2nd March 2013 by timpaker(m): 4:22pm On Mar 02, 2013
omodapson: Na ban.g I wrote, slam is what I see. Haba!
Na today u begin see am? don't tell me u are a learner huh huh huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona - El Clasico (2 - 1) On 2nd March 2013 by timpaker(m): 4:20pm On Mar 02, 2013
Why this people go allow Messi score na?
Politics › Re: Pictures Of President Jonathan In Coted’ivoire by timpaker(m): 12:32pm On Mar 02, 2013
can Jonathan ride like this in Nigeria? especially in cities like Abuja, Lagos and Yenegoa (Maiduguri exempted)?


But i love the way he was received though, like a hero grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From Star Music Launch by timpaker(m): 3:33pm On Mar 01, 2013
Jheez!!! see free beer, shocked shocked shocked where is Abass when you need him? huh huh huh

Cuz in this kind of party, if you no 'high', na serious offense
Music/Radio › Re: Tonto Dike - “Jeje” by timpaker(m): 3:26pm On Mar 01, 2013
#Team Tonto* huh huh huh huh
Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Shares Pictures From A Movie Set by timpaker(m): 3:39pm On Feb 27, 2013
SimonAndal: FOR IOTA IS WRITTEN, THE DAUGHTER OF ILLUMATI AND SERPANT SHALL CROWN ON HER HEAD WITH GOLDEN LACE AND TYRE OF LOVE IN FIRE. SHE WILL DESTROY EARTH WITH SOUL HUMAN FOR OBAMA SOUL MICROCHIP IS INSIDE HER WOMB. AND ALL MAN SHALL BE IN LUST WITH EACH ANOTHER AND HERSELF FOR HOMOSEXUAL AND BISEXUAL ONLY LESBIANS IS GOOD TO HIM. AND IN ICY FIRE OF BURNING LAMP TO ACT FOR ETERNITY! BEWARE LIKE SERPANT OF GOD!
you again?

Are you always high on holy water?
Christianity Etc › Re: Destination Of Sin By Pastor Adeboye by timpaker(m): 1:04pm On Feb 27, 2013
alex406: Who is forcing religion on you? Among all the topics on the front page,this is the only one that is tearing your life apart. Deliverance is what you need.
and you need to STFU!!! I've seen how the word "Religion" you on (not as if you practice it to the fullest, you think by identifying with it makes you a better person)huh huh huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Destination Of Sin By Pastor Adeboye by timpaker(m): 11:12am On Feb 27, 2013
alex406: The world has turn to hell where people no longer want to read or hear anything about God who is our creator but prefer hearing and reading about famous people that are sin themselves,thereby learning act of sin from them. You can imagine illuminati thingy,yet people enjoy there acts.
Na by force to believe in God? Dude, you can't force religion on anyone abeg. angry angry angry

And are you the one to tell us what to listen or read? shocked shocked shocked
Its a pity you don't understand the term 'Religion'. huh huh huh
If i recall correctly, your bible tells you that "Salvation is a sole thing", so keep your belief to youself and don't try to force it on anyone. you dig?
cool cool cool
Nairaland General › Re: Which Is Ur Favourite And Least Favourite Day Of The Week And Why? by timpaker(m): 10:45am On Feb 27, 2013
like Garfield i hate mondays even though its the fastest day of the week, huh huh huh embarassed

but Fridays is thursday and friday is da bomb! in fact my weekend starts from thursday cool cool cool cool
Celebrities › Re: Bobby Brown Gets 55-day Jail Term For Drunken Driving by timpaker(m): 10:35am On Feb 27, 2013
In Ice Prince's voice: "Bobby brown is my guy...he drinks like an aboki yet he's my guy" cool cool cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Anita Oyakhilome! by timpaker(m): 3:34pm On Feb 26, 2013
SimonAndal: ILLUMATI WOMAN MISS. LIKE OBAMA SOUL MICROCHIP. IN THE LAST DAYS SHE WILL EARTH SOUL LIFE WITH 666 AND BEAST MARK. BEAUTIFUL SEXY THING LIKE THIS IN FIRE OF LOVE ORE. BEWARE LIKE SERPANT OF GOD.
Dude, like seriously, you need to get laid.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From Omotola's Surprise Birthday Bash by timpaker(m): 2:19pm On Feb 26, 2013
They can't even kiss properly (if it was to be in a movie, I'm sure she'd do it properly just to earn her pay) #JustSaying cool cool


Between, she's looking good as usual, same with Genny
Music/Radio › Re: Davido – Gobe (Video) by timpaker(m): 2:10pm On Feb 26, 2013
hawtpeck: pls who is davido abeg
He is a descendant of Goliath who has a head shaped like the Macmillan logo cool cool cool
NYSC › Re: He Is Getting Frustrated At His PPA - What Can He Do? by timpaker(m): 11:50am On Feb 26, 2013
BRB...
Education › Re: Protest Over Water At Nasarawa University by timpaker(m): 12:09pm On Feb 25, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Them no fit arrest crowd jor!!! Plus if them arrest any student, make the students raid the police station scatter the place, bring out the guys without bail!!


Why Student Union no get mind again sef?!!


When I was your age, I single handedly led a protest to Aso Rock. I killed 4 Nigerian Special Forces commando unit soldiers that day!! After we finished that riot, Babangida stepped down that afternoon and handed over to Shonekan!!
[/quote]LOLZ. @ my age. dude, you've got no idea.
Education › Re: Protest Over Water At Nasarawa University by timpaker(m): 12:01pm On Feb 25, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Does the VC live on campus?! If yes, you and the other students should go to his house, vandalise his borehole and overhead tank, then kidnap his wife!! angry [/quote]Are you now a militant?

And will you bail any of the students when they get arrested trying to do your bidding huh huh
Celebrities › Re: Denrele's Emotional Tribute To Goldie by timpaker(m): 11:57am On Feb 25, 2013
do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there, I do not sleep, Do not stand at my grave and cry…I am not there, I did not die!
I'm very touched by that line. Very poetic! RIP Goldie. cry cry
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Goldie Harvey In Her Coffin by timpaker(m): 11:44am On Feb 25, 2013
Rest in God's vineyard, Goldie!

You are at peace now, farewell!

cry cry cry cry
Events › Re: Mass Wedding Ceremony In South Korea (Pic) by timpaker(m): 1:23pm On Feb 18, 2013
I hope they wont mistake another person's wife when they eventually say "you may kiss the bride". just saying cuz they all look alike to me. Just saying cuz someone might go home with another man's wife is care is not taking.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan's Resurrection Thanksgiving Party (Pictures) by timpaker(m): 12:58pm On Feb 18, 2013
I have a feeling that the Gov. of Delta state is the father of that young boy, the resemblance is just too glaring
Entertainment › Re: I Am Happy She Died – A Fan Reacts To Goldie’s Death by timpaker(m): 5:05pm On Feb 15, 2013
is that lady on her period? What an attention seeking ho!

See her fake bre.a.st! Monster!!!
Poems For Review › Re: Poems That Tell A Story... by timpaker(m): 3:27pm On Feb 15, 2013
[b]
THE COMA

She’s trance-trapped in her own body
With sealed lip yelling for help
Wondering how she got to the dark side
She felt so boring in there

Her spirit has been un-snugged to an unknown;
There she lay ‘deadless’, yes ‘deadless’!
Like a log of wood in the mercies of its creator.
Suddenly, she saw sparks of light with her eyes wild shut.

She hoped that what she thought she saw must have been a goof
Or perhaps flashes from blizzards reverie imaginations
Probably as a result of an overdosed procaine-
Well, she prayed it remained a thought.

But what if it wasn’t, what if she was walked through the light?
And she gave up without any brutal effort from her mired state?
But the reflection of what would be of her; her fat bank account; and husband
Or her kins and kindred spirits made her subconsciousness flutter with a silent sound

Then, maddening sensation hits her numbness
Feeling the frozen fresh breeze caressing her skin, she mused -
Yes! She thought the claws of heaven had caught her (she wished).
Or could it be a morgue or perhaps she, readied to be autopsied?

She thought of how her tanned skin would be mutilated-
A forgotten feast for some hungry maggots to devour…
It dawned on her, that she must break mute and squirt an SOS sound
A breath, a hiss, or a moan, anything...!

Again, she yells, but it was squingy.
She felt like succumbing to the deafness of her mute noise
And with open arms, she’d welcome her ensnared delirium, a panic from a dream-
But she still can’t feel herself nor anything…

She’s trance-trapped in her own body
With sealed lip yelling for help
Wondering how she got to the dark side
It just felt so boring in there

PS: the light walked through her.[/b]
Celebrities › Re: Prezzo's Sorrowful Poem For Goldie. by timpaker(m): 12:48pm On Feb 15, 2013
nice but sorrowful piece. Rest in God's vineyard Goldie. Peace!
Celebrities › Re: Goldie Is Dead! by timpaker(m): 11:54pm On Feb 14, 2013
despite all the links and sources to authenticate her demise...some part of me still finds it very hard to believe this news.. I'll just sleep and wake up to hear the oposite..like it is a rumour or a dream. This i have prayed to God this night. Amen
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From Omotola's Surprise Birthday Party In Atlanta by timpaker(m): 4:40pm On Feb 12, 2013
Nice photos. But when is the lagos/naija branch birthday party for family and friends?

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