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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 11:12am On Jan 21, 2013
Wetin dey haapeen here? and why is the page so long? huh huh huh

Is this the derailers paradise?

Please how can i navigate to Bachelor's paradise? sad sad sad
Politics › Re: Heads May Roll After Jonathan’s Police College Visit by timpaker(m): 11:00am On Jan 21, 2013
The president should ask his IG what he used the budgetary allocation for.
This is a National embarrassment!
Celebrities › Re: Shakira Debuts Baby Bump With Piqué by timpaker(m): 3:41pm On Jan 18, 2013
Still tryin to find that her hip that doesn't lie. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: What Would Make You Beat Your Girlfriend? by timpaker(m): 3:33pm On Jan 18, 2013
Idowuogbo: old skool! its all about jordans now joor! tongue
No vex,I was born in 1845>>>most of my kinds are gone - just me remaining
Science/Technology › Re: Human-like Behaviors In Animals by timpaker(m): 3:24pm On Jan 18, 2013
Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of The Woman With The World's Largest Hips by timpaker(m): 3:07pm On Jan 18, 2013
[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]https://doobious.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/doobious-fat-vegetarian.jpg[/quote]You just killed me embarassed embarassed Murderer!!! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of The Woman With The World's Largest Hips by timpaker(m): 2:56pm On Jan 18, 2013
**Imagining the closed door session with her***

***Pukes***

Yuck! I need a new mind.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Airforce Deploys 2 Supersonic Aircrafts To Mali by timpaker(m): 2:52pm On Jan 18, 2013
An applaud to the Nigerian Armed Forces, but why wait till The French started bombarding the rebels before a resolution was taken to intervene?

I still applaud the ECOWAS/ECOMOG though. cool cool cool
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland's Journey To 1 Million Members by timpaker(m): 2:36pm On Jan 18, 2013
Congrats


But may Bawolomo and Perx RIP cry
Nairaland General › Re: How Did You Know About Or Join Nairaland? by timpaker(m): 2:26pm On Jan 18, 2013
olu4life: Same here dude. Was here for all those freebies then. Never registerd until 2006 when i was becoming addictive to the joke section. Mehn...the joke section was so on point back then with the likes of iice,sam etc. For over 3 years now,i rarely visit that section,so boring and old. NL don grow o compared to the wapsites back then
Same here too. I got hooked to nairaland in 2006 after a friend informed me that here is where he gets his MTN browsing cheats.

After getting tired of bn a guest i got registered sometime in December, 2007 (with a moniker i can't seem to remember the password).
Romance › Re: What Would Make You Beat Your Girlfriend? by timpaker(m): 12:29pm On Jan 18, 2013
If she step on my NIKE sneakers. cool cool cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 12:17pm On Jan 18, 2013
Sijo01: Lucky aba.....wish it will extend to south.
nah! we don't need such... we've got beaches..

let go surfing joor cool cool cool

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 11:28am On Jan 18, 2013
Today, Nairaland made record by hitting the 1,000,000 member. shocked shocked

lets break ours too by hitting the first 1,000 page on nairaland... cool cool

what do ya'll think? grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Ibinabo Fiberesima's Birthday Party by timpaker(m): 11:12am On Jan 18, 2013
how come i didn't see Tonto Dikeh and KAren Igho? huh huh
Travel › Re: Topic closed. by timpaker(m): 3:42pm On Jan 16, 2013
If i believe this story then i can believe anything else. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Pay Back Time;he Wants To Post Her Nude Pics In Her Street For Cheating On Him" by timpaker(m): 3:35pm On Jan 16, 2013
The guy should quit acting like a loser (that he is) and move on... Btw: I find such threats "Childish"
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 2:38pm On Jan 16, 2013
Idowuogbo: u aite? huh huh huh huh
Yes i am, and you?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 1:42pm On Jan 16, 2013
those pix up dia aint kisses but wicked bites on the lip.... tongue

they need to be sued for making irritating for me...Yuck! angry angry

Btw: when will i have my first kiss na? huh huh
Celebrities › Re: LKT's Manager, Emibrian Is Dead by timpaker(m): 1:31pm On Jan 16, 2013
May his gentle soul RIP cry cry cry
Romance › Re: Message For The Ladies by timpaker(m): 12:39pm On Jan 16, 2013
binger: Truth is i don't like wearing rings. In fact,i hate wearing rings...i don't know if my idiosyncrasy towards that would change before i get married. I pray my future wife understands.
#Speechless lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

#WTF! huh huh huh
Romance › Re: When A Guy Says He Needs A Break,wat Exactly Does He Mean By That by timpaker(m): 12:35pm On Jan 16, 2013
MizEmerald: My boyfriend just told me we need a break and am just confused about his request,is it finally over or we will get back after d holiday
He's going to play outside... He'd soon be back. cool
Romance › Re: Can You Elope With Your Lover At The Expense Of Your Career by timpaker(m): 12:33pm On Jan 16, 2013
If it was 1872, yes i would. But 2013? Forget it! angry
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 5 Guys Take Same Picture For 30years. by timpaker(m): 11:26am On Jan 16, 2013
Hmmmm... If it were in Nigeria, by now that place they are sitting would have bn demolished by one government or the bench used as firewood by a suya seller nearby.


very nice though. cool cool cool
Politics › Re: Okey Ndibe Declared Enemy Of State During Yar'Adua Administration by timpaker(m): 10:58am On Jan 16, 2013
I too have been detained on several occasion at the airport, does that make me an enemy of the state too? huh huh huh huh
Romance › Re: Are Guys Scared Of Dating Or Marrying Working-Class Ladies? by timpaker(m): 4:30pm On Jan 15, 2013
olumaxi: Kindly link me wit a beautiful workin clas lady..08034799251
I smell desperation here...
Dude, I share ur pain, i really do.

I know u really wanna get laid badly...

Just hold on a bit.....let me make a call for ya


can u do that for me? cool
Romance › Re: Are Guys Scared Of Dating Or Marrying Working-Class Ladies? by timpaker(m): 4:25pm On Jan 15, 2013
I aint scared... I've dated a couple of em before I ran out of maintenance fee
Health › Re: Ways You Make Yourself Look Older Than You Are by timpaker(m): 4:09pm On Jan 15, 2013
Okay. I don hear... can i leave the thread now? embarassed embarassed embarassed
Health › Re: Ways You Make Yourself Look Older Than You Are by timpaker(m): 3:54pm On Jan 15, 2013
I don hear.. thanks for the tips
Family › Re: What Do You Say When Someone Sneezes Around You: "Bless You"?? by timpaker(m): 3:53pm On Jan 15, 2013
I'd hold my breath and say a big prayer to God not to let me contract disease from the virus erupting from dia mouth
Celebrities › Re: Photos From I ROCK @J_Parties’ Brunch Party In Lagos by timpaker(m): 3:41pm On Jan 15, 2013
Has Akon relocated to Nigeria/Lagos? huh huh huh

I wanted to see Akon but not like this na... everybody just dey see am anyhow... lipsrsealed
Family › Re: What Can You Never Forgive Your Parent For? by timpaker(m): 3:37pm On Jan 15, 2013
***Unzipping trouser - Pissing on the thread***
***Op - clean it up***


who's gonna shake hands with me? cool

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