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Private jet? well, i love the interior decoration of the hall.
Stylish indeed!!!

I see what you did here...... You clearly avoided mentioning Ray Jay's name. (the guy people said to have brought her to stardom after that sweet movie they made together)

S3X!!!

What a "gangsterinzed" way to honour the dead

I want to be able to be anybody i wanna be.

I want to be able to speak all languages

I want to be able to swim and build under the water for days without air (yeap. sharks of flight please come swim me far away for the world above have gone astray)

I want to be invincible.

In fact, I want to be Superman!

FELA

on the street

Winniez: Is that photoshop?

Nope, its photomarket

Mehn, this thing is not easy ooo. I wonder how i'll get how after work today.. thinking of entering a taxi (but scared of one chance). The whole Wuse seems so empty and free though.

It look tasty to me. don't mind trying it though.

[quote author=wise_many2k]In 2009, 1 cold monday morning, i had a presentation to make for at my office to a client and my MD was to attend the presentation as well. ! chic dat i've been trying to nail for months but won't pick my call suddenly called, apologizing for not keeping in touch and after the call, she sent me an erotic text msg! Omooo, my joystick cldn't control itself again!!! even with the whole gospel music dat i sang in my mind, d big guy refused to chill. Everyone waited for me....and my MD had to come drag me to d conference room but as soon as i stood up, d guy just stared at me and told me to go get some ice and heal myself...to make matters worse, the female secretary wore a short gown...so everyone tot i was aroused by her.... kai. i just felt like going 6ft dat day....[/quote]Eyah!!!! i share ur pain bro. compare it with mine... who go tell who sorry now?

timpaker: This one is another one...this happened when i was in the Financial sector.. I was asked to retire all cash advance issued for a particular month... the stuff were very much that i had to work late... later that evening i got bored and decided to crank my self up...

so i went to the ICT unit to see my friends who were having a fun time discussing and watching Moj.o/Po.r.n, i decided to have a look from a friend's laptop while he went out to buy me a bottle of soda...

I was watching mojo with an earpiece not knowing a security camera (one of my boss) was watching me, a lady was sent to call me immediately... I swear my Dicck was at attention. i couldn't stand up cuz of shame... alas, I damned the consequence and followed the lady behind while trying hard to hide the erec..tion. i tried putting hand into my pocket to hide the rod while holding my file (for query), at the door step i was met with a guy who offered a handshake..... damn!!!

that lady stopped talking to since that day

This one is another one...this happened when i was in the Financial sector.. I was asked to retire all cash advance issued for a particular month... the stuff were very much that i had to work late... later that evening i got bored and decided to crank my self up...

so i went to the ICT unit to see my friends who were having a fun time discussing and watching Moj.o/Po.r.n, i decided to have a look from a friend's laptop while he went out to buy me a bottle of soda...

I was watching mojo with an earpiece not knowing a security camera (one of my boss) was watching me, a lady was sent to call me immediately... I swear my Dicck was at attention. i couldn't stand up cuz of shame... alas, I damned the consequence and followed the lady behind while trying hard to hide the erec..tion. i tried putting hand into my pocket to hide the rod while holding my file (for query), at the door step i was met with a guy who offered a handshake..... damn!!!

that lady stopped talking to since that day

The day i was asked to represent my organization in a Chess game in Nairobi (after they saw in my Cv that i love playing chess for a hobby), That day i decided to fall ill just to miss my flight, when i came to report my illness to the office.

I saw a chessboard on my table - then my boss said i should warm up with one dude (from the Canadian Embassy). i come dey shake like persin wey wan have s3x the first time... I swear i don't even know which one is queen, knight, king or dia daughter. I just love the game....what happen next is a story for another day.

which kind question be this?

Okay< you want me to tell her I once sha.gged her younger sister on Valentines day and proposed to her the next day huh?

ignis: How often does NEPA give you electicity?

very often.

CAMEROONPRIDE: no African foods are u kidding me? may sango strike no pity for oyinbo wannabe

na her choice na... or will you pay the bills? abeg free her joor.

CAMEROONPRIDE: thunder fire her , she won't celbrate her 31st

did u take Ota Pia Pia dis afternoon, what sort of curse is dis? Be guided!!!

she no fine again (and please don't ask me to post a picture of my girlfriend or else.....)
truly, the other lady made me realize that one girl's ni.p.ple is another girl's brea$.t

her chest be like my own.

WTF do i need it for? Abi NEPA wire no pass my house?

am talkin: Heard d explosion when we were welcoming the NYSC state coordinator representative at Ajeromi Ifelodun LG
we thought d building was falling
fear don catch my fellow coper finish

we don hear say u be Otondo..all the address is irrelevant.


@topic... just confirmed the news on Channels TV

what is this guy saying abeg? he sounded confused and irrelevant just like OBJ

mine is my username here on NL

so what will i gain afterwards?

wetin be this again? Asari change citizenship? will he forfeit his oil bunkering bizness in naija? and will he stop collecting those allowances from the FG? if so, the farewell brother.

new secret discovered - best way to hit the frontpage - create a topic that has something or anything to do with Tonto Dike or any so-called celeb(attached pix would give an additional edge) and woolaah frontpage it appears. please note that the former is a jackpot.
thanks.

Oops! before i forget, Op. nice pix by the way

It looks more like the Sony Ericson Xperia

oya make i go cut myself too cuz i want Justin to stop smoking weed. Mtcheew!!!

him no dey change pose? mtchhheeeew!!!

the phone is damn long.. 6.1 inches?

I'll need a phone bag to carry it around

all i can say to this news is "lol"