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Politics › Re: The Conviction And Death Sentence Of Rev. King Affirmed by timpaker(m): 2:17pm On Feb 01, 2013
Never knew this man is still alive, will they kill him before i do so myself. angry angry angry
Politics › Re: Fashola: Jonathan Lacks The Knowledge To Tackle Nigeria’s Problems by timpaker(m): 1:51pm On Feb 01, 2013
Explaining that their push for political alignment was not only to seize power but to use it to better the lives of the people, he likened Jonathan’s government to an unskilled auto mechanic who consistently failed to correctly service a vehicle, causing it to continuously break down, a fallout that would necessitate the owner to try another technician.

“You buy a car and it breaks down and you go to a mechanic and he fixes it in the morning, and it breaks down again in the afternoon. You go back in the evening, he fixes it but it doesn’t take you home. You go and call him again; he tosses it up and says you should come back by 6am the next day.
this got me craking grin grin grin

I think we need to try another "mechanic" come 2015
Food › Re: Picture Of Pu**y Water by timpaker(m): 4:28pm On Jan 31, 2013
I feel like puking.....Yuck!!!
Celebrities › Re: Photos: This Is How These Rappers Look Like When They Were Young! by timpaker(m): 4:26pm On Jan 31, 2013
LoooooooooooolZ @ Jay-z and Lil Wayne grin grin grin grin

they look funny grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Meet The Poorest President In The World by timpaker(m): 4:24pm On Jan 31, 2013
I feel like believing this story ....but....


WTF!!!
huh huh huh
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Are Kelvin Okafor's Portraits Fake? by timpaker(m): 4:20pm On Jan 31, 2013
Too many haterz in this world.

what u can't do, others can do it better.

You either improve on yourself or you applaud the person for having such a rare talent


In Young6ix voice "...account balance dey rise like my enemy BP"
Foreign Affairs › Re: Canned Fresh Air For Sale In China By Multimillionaire by timpaker(m): 4:00pm On Jan 31, 2013
I think I'm dreaming, and why didn't exist during the 18th century? at least the air then would be fresher huh huh huh
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 10 Famous Ghost Pictures And Their Story by timpaker(m): 3:58pm On Jan 31, 2013
Wow! I don't know if I'm to be afraid or intrigued. huh huh huh
nice story
Music/Radio › Re: Tonto Dikeh- Itz Ova (Video) by timpaker(m): 2:26pm On Jan 31, 2013
Help! I've lost my ability to see and hear... I guess tonto dike video did something to me embarassed embarassed embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy To Launch Mavin Clothing Line by timpaker(m): 4:21pm On Jan 30, 2013
Make this guy check well ooo. not all artist have made it big in the clothing line biz in naija, ask Ini Edo, Rugged man et al. Btw: who is Don Jazzy's adviser? huh huh

#JustSaying
Celebrities › Re: Karen Igho Before And After Her Rise To Stardom by timpaker(m): 4:02pm On Jan 30, 2013
which one be the before and which one be after? to me they all look the same, just the camera quality
Fashion › Re: Oluchi & Agbani Darego Shine In New Photoshoot by timpaker(m): 3:52pm On Jan 30, 2013
In as much as i consider them beautiful, i still think my chick is more prettier.
they are both stunning
cool cool
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Defends D'banj On Twitter by timpaker(m): 3:49pm On Jan 30, 2013
okay, so what next?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike To Release Video Of Itz Ova On 31st January 2013 by timpaker(m): 3:42pm On Jan 30, 2013
I pray i don't lose my sight after seeing the video. and hopefully i can format my brain just in case the video troubles me embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: What Do You Like Doing On A First Date? by timpaker(m): 3:23pm On Jan 22, 2013
I love giving her Alomo or Smirnoff till she know off.... grin grin grin

or I use my Juju

#JustForBackup cool cool cool
Phones › Re: Phonearena Awards 2012: Best Phone In 2012. by timpaker(m): 2:19pm On Jan 22, 2013
Samsung Galaxy S3 should have topped them all. embarassed embarassed
I'm yet to see a phone that is better than it (probably the Google Nexus 4) cool cool

Iphone 5 is occupying a wrong spot - it should have been the third or forth angry angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda Is Getting BIG! Photos by timpaker(m): 11:15am On Jan 22, 2013
swtcharissa: sry,but can ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ post ur sisters pics let's see if her breast still has alignment...or if ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ r a lady let's see urs..
What's wrong with my opinion...... Post yours and not quote mine without having any meaningful thing to say. cool cool

pitipom: Excuse me! You are just showing off ur very high level of
Inferiority complex! Have u ever spoken with a lady as hot as she is?
How much more date!Are your girlfriend's breast firmer than hers?
Pls grow up!
Nairalanders and there stu.pi.dity! I'm sure u are a lady with a sagged bre.a$t. Quit whining over my post which is my own opinion and go get urself laid joor. wetin concern me and you self? huh huh huh
Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda Is Getting BIG! Photos by timpaker(m): 3:35pm On Jan 21, 2013
kulyie: e pele o,am sure your girlfriends breast is cossy like ,kim kardashian like or nicki minaj like.smh.mshewwww
e dey pain u say ur babe own be like groundnut or flat like my palm? #TakeHeart
Nairaland General › Re: Interesting Facts You Would Like To Know by timpaker(m): 3:27pm On Jan 21, 2013
That a lady can survive in school without cash and yet ride the best car and wear the best clothes huh huh huh
Nairaland General › Re: 3-year-old Boy Who Plays With Alligators by timpaker(m): 3:24pm On Jan 21, 2013
I just hope the Alligator is well fed. huh huh
Romance › Re: Where Did You First Meet Your Spouse? by timpaker(m): 3:23pm On Jan 21, 2013
I met her in jail cool cool cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 3:17pm On Jan 21, 2013
dont8: I can't belief you missed the 1000th page angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 3:14pm On Jan 21, 2013
joeydozzy: WTF? ha I missed page 1000 angry angry

SEXKILLZ SEXKILLZ angry angry

*breaks bottle* you go black today angry
No mind em... I wonder what they've been saying that got em to 1000 page..
#ReadingFromPageOne
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 3:05pm On Jan 21, 2013
WTF!!! i missed the 1000th post huh huh huh

mtcheeeew
Family › Re: Buried Baby Dug Out Alive In Lagos by timpaker(m): 3:03pm On Jan 21, 2013
berem: It is called a Miracle! Not driving from Ore to Lagos without fuel in your car. undecided undecided undecided
And you call this, miracle? STORY!!! huh huh huh
Family › Re: What Is Your Greatest Regret In Life? by timpaker(m): 2:58pm On Jan 21, 2013
That i encouraged my heartthrob travel abroad for her Msc... She came back married to a Peruvian undecided undecided undecided

If only i had allowed her study in Naija. embarassed embarassed
Family › Re: What Is Your Greatest Regret In Life? by timpaker(m): 2:46pm On Jan 21, 2013
that i joined nairaland...would have preferred bn a guest grin grin grin grin

#JustKidding.

Greatest regret............... NONE!
Family › Re: Buried Baby Dug Out Alive In Lagos by timpaker(m): 2:44pm On Jan 21, 2013
Tomorrow you see the same woman walking from one church to the other looking for fruit of the womb. smh
Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda Is Getting BIG! Photos by timpaker(m): 2:41pm On Jan 21, 2013
Sagged brea$t!! huh huh huh

I just lost my appetite. smh
Nairaland General › Re: 3-year-old Boy Who Plays With Alligators by timpaker(m): 2:39pm On Jan 21, 2013
What a tasty meal for the alligator... I guess the alligator is saving the meal till its 5 years old - by then it will more juicy and tasty grin grin grin

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