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just passing by... will be back with my comment. Please beer bear with me. Thanks.

[quote author=sun_temi]waiting for "G Note XXII"[/quote]I have the China version, will u buy?

are u that bored?

vision?

this is awesome! nice job Ribadu hope something won"t come up like u bn compromised and stuff? Just saying cuz Faruoq Farooq Facrook (damn the spelling) has taught us a very big lesson. "never trust a politician!"

lagerwhenindoubt: The most important ones they won't pass e.g
1: No making-up in traffic (Women take note)
2: No wearing low-waist jeans with no panties or dirty panties (thongs only - women take note)
3: No hitching a ride for free from CMS to Maryland and suddenly turning on your helper claiming he did not pay for your services (women take note)
4: No ordering of expensive food items over N1,000 on the first date (women take note)
5: No asking for Blackberry Phone on the second date (women take note)
6: No asking for School fees on the third date (women take note)
7: No asking for money to open a supermarket on the fourth date (women take note)
8: No pinning of unwanted pregnancy on an innocent man (women take note)
9: No wearing of sexy wears into an office to market rubbish products (women take note)
10: No accepting to buy lunch for free for a runs babe (MEN take note)

Guy, you are on your own. O.Y.O!

simply give her a very good R.K.O or a S.T.F.U (attidudinal adjustment) move that you've mastered from WWE====> please don't try it at home o.. outside would be nice

Na which kind nonsense Chelsea dey play today na?

What a silly mistake! Btw: Chelsea how market?

dabrake: Chelsea vs pdp

Nah, its ACN vs PDP

afam4eva: I actually mentioned New York because it's a big city. I love big cities and bean infested places eg Hawaii, Miami, Brazil, Australia etc.

its your choice sha

afam4eva: But it's highly populated with poor people right? #nooffence

Nah..Mumbai isn't that populated, though, they've got lots of ghettos and shanties as neighbours living close by. only few middle class people can comfortably live in Mumbai, others live in neighbouring slums and work in Mumbai.

afam4eva: I've not had any reason to want to visit India cos i don't find it appealing. I've always wanted to visit Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

try living in Mumbai or Pujab, I swear that place is like heaven.

...and if them com Naija dem go dey form ''Big Men'', see the kind house wey dem dey live?

afam4eva: I hope this hurricane doesn't destroy New York totally because i must visit that city before i die.

wait until you visit India, Venuzuela and Brazil, i swear you'll never return home and you'll skip New York for no reason! my next target na Mexico...


But wait oooo...Hope nothing will happen to my shares in the New York Stock Exchange?

OkwaIfugo: this game was really amazing.
if you hate arsenal kindly hug the nearest transformer near you.

or better still, let them hug the hurricane sandy

Eyah!!!
So the "baddest boy" too dey get heartbreak? take heart dude. i know how u feel.

Is that a movie scene? I'mma grab my copy fast!
**opens google** types: download free former big brother stars barbs and Zainab lesbian movie****

***loading......*****
***redirected back to Nairaland****
#frownsface
Crap!!!

So Tonto Dikeh has been cheating on me since. Babe why na? Remember I bought u ur first ride

chukwudi44: Ability to convince people to pay tithes

When someone who is having malaria symptoms claim to have a vision.

Rooneyboy: see this one ;

Guy na better stroke get u if u continue following this shi..tty team.

Guy, na for better for worst ooo. That's the spirit. We don't prostitute from club to another like u and ur kinds do. Cheers! (Come my area make I buy u beer jare)

Now I can go to bed with my heart pumping at the normal rate......High Blood Pressure don almost kill me!

Hope Arsenal is not using jazz? This is far from the team I know. Up Gunnerz!!!!!!

[quote author=Ogidi-Olu]Tim, is the s3 rily worth d hype? Aw long av u been using it? Hope it hasnt developed any fault cos i want to get either an s3 or a galaxy note 10.1 tab. I just wanna have a taste of android.[/quote]. Yes o, the phone is worth every hype it's got. My Nokia E7 just isn't smart anymore despite its qwerty keypad. I feel the galaxy s3 has what it takes in a smartphone, and lastly, I don try, have been a Nokia fanboy for 8years, it's time to have a feel of other product, SAMSUNG and ANDRIOD!

The phone (Nokia E7) is still available for sale at the stated price. Thanks. (I know I'm gonna miss it like an ex-girlfriend)

If this is the outcome of there private jet meeting with P-square then I'm impressed, and if its part of there philanthropic and noble gesture then I'm more than impressed.

Big ups to the duo!

hope his life isn't boring like before?

Tips for him: let him feature Kim Kardashian or Tonto Dike..
I just hope he wouldn't scam someone #justsaying

- and tomorrow they would want you to sacrifice yourself for the country... this is how they abandon people who work tirelessly for Government... Patriotism indeed!

So the life of the governor is more precious than the people he swore to protect?

Finally, I'm letting off my well pimped Nokia E7 smartphone for a partly sum of N45, 000(together with all the games and apps)to any interested buyer...
Reason: I can't use two smartphones together (Samsung Galaxy S3 and E7), one gotta go!

Interested buyer should contact me thru timpaker@hotmail.com

Jheez! why aren't there no Halloween in Naija?
I just love the incredible hulk's costume and the Diccky guy (though, the poster's own get as e be me, i no find am funny)

R.I.P goatee!

Chei! this thing fit affect me ooo
Op. why na?