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most people are guilty of No. 6

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]Write it on Mukina's lap.... [/quote]LMAO...I can't fit laugh!

[quote author=Okija_juju]I wonder who trained these Nama?!!

A whole Auditor general, wife plus children.. 20 Million!!?!

Ordinary Upper Iweka business man sef worth pass 20 million..

Secondly, as them kidnap the full family so, who wan go bank go withdraw the money give them now?!


Na these kind yeye kidnappers I dey like make them shoot kill for where them catch them.. Na them dey spoil market for other hard working Nigerians.. [/quote]Bro, the matter tyya me ooo. who go enter bank go check account balance, borrow cash and make call for them? dem dey expect make FG pay the money be that.

killuminati: HOW HIM GO DIE AT 50 WHEN HIM DEY RUN ABUNDANT LIFE MINISTRY? ABI HIM DEY FAKE HIM DEATH? ANYHOW SHA, I WISH HIM SAFE JOURNEY TO HELL. MAKE HIM PREPARE SPACE DOWN FOR ADEBAYO AND OYEDAPO AND OTRISEJAFOR deM gO sOoN JoIn HIM.

Haba! that's so harsh!!
don't let our Nairaland pastors come with dia bible verse ooo... me i no dey oo

buhak: HOW OLD IS HIM?
RIP

HIM IS NEVER GET AGE TO OLD VERY MUCH... HIM IS OLD 50 TIMES PLUS
THOUGH HIM DIE SMALL AND SOON

browncool: Some idi0ts will blame it on GEJ

Now-a-days, every wrong situation is attributed to the man without shoes (GEJ)..
If Arsenal get trashed by other teams, its certainly GEJ's fault.
Even the recent increase on the the price of garri is GEJ's fault.

Abeg, you guys should free the guy joor!

BTW: The spate of kidnapping is gradually spreading to other parts of the country.. its no longer a South-east affair.

maryjames9: Who else should take the blame? You? You want to credit Gudluck for the so-called improved power and close eyes on security? He is president and i'm sure billions went to security in d budget. As d man of d house,u take blame or credit for sucess or failure

a lot of A$$ shaking in the show..
gosh! i missed it all.

Is that not Denrele's shoe?

ikekings: Not at all.... Its my choice not theirs...

abi oo. Even if i don't know how to woo a girl, i can't resort to marrying a girl recommended by my parents..are they gonna live with me?

Hell No!
Maka why?
Say wetin happen?
Kilode?
Maka gini?

Its old fashioned though, but if the parent has the concent of the child, fine, they can go ahead and get a spouse for their kid

I thought we've bn throught this before...
Tall
Dark
Handsome
and God fearing.


Unfortunately, most women get aged waiting for the aforementioned.

the dreaded garri has bn gaining enough recognision these days...

Naeto-C should beware! If this lady ventures into music then his bragging right on his Msc would be irrelavant

Maybe or Maybe not!

hmmmm... nice investment for his profession

when they can't say 'NO' to sharwamma!
They eat anything on sight.

You guys should please cut the lass some slack!
She did music and all of us here are complaining...
If ya'll don't want her to do music, what do you want her to do, P.ORN(i swear that will get over 40.6 million views)?
She's simply switching lanes (acting can be boring at times)!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Like I care[/quote]Haba!!! she's just a young, rude girl hustling for her daily bread nah.. cut her some slack.

make una free this girl nah.. una wan drive her to commit suicide?

This is F.cuking true.

yawa don gas!!!...

that means if your boss does not like your face or your character..you are doomed to a static position till God knows when.

Is like na Music dey reign now?
oya where my phone, gotta call Don Jazzy or Slowsick for a beat...lyrics no be my problem...i heard Davido and Tonto Dike are good song writers.
Ring! Ring!!

gbogboti: Guessing u work wit DSTV

Nah..just diplomatic thingz...

I swear i could stand on those a$$ curves and never fall!!!

I've traveled to:
UK (was invited for a graduation party in Exeter )
South Africa (My Employer's Headquarters )
Ghana (Facebook thingz )
Brazil (flexing thingz, got arrested though, for arguing with a policeman wey no dey understand engrish )
India (University thingz)
Kenya (conference , got robbed)
Ethiopia (Training )
and Benin Republic (car thingz)

I'm tempted to download but would wanna get people's opinion first...don't wanna have headache listening to noise like that of ''S.excelency" by Wande Coal.

born2fuck: Don't you just get tired of your partner sometimes, and just
want to explore more excitement in your life?! "Same old,
same old!" But be careful! Do not cheat with someone who
he/she might know, a co-worker's or a classmate('s friend).



6.If you met your new lover on a website, you better look on your left side of the screen, click on the first star you see, it'll come up as favorites, click on your history and delete the link from the dating website everytime you visit it.

I just learnt a new trick...Thanks dude.