₦airaland Forum

ssa junior: U said dbang is singin rubish? Grow up broda, rubish gave him somany aword, made him rich,feature a legend like snopdog, run tins wit kanye west, own his own record label, know all ova africa n beyond ve bein were every top celeb ve bein, stop bein baised, broda go n luk i d meanin of ontology it a greek word.

Jokes apart, quit writing this way. It may adversely affect you later in life.

Ileke-IdI:
LOTS of them are in Yoruba and/or by Yorubas

Ewww, who listens to Yoruba-fied music?

We hate anything Yoruba, up Flavour (even though Tiwa, a Yoruba woman) got you the nomination. Igbo kwenu!!

Ileke, you are falling my hand O. Big time.

Ankle chains. And I heard it's a lesbo stuff. Don't know how true.

Girls who wear loads of multi-coloured beads and bracelets. I mean loads of colours. And all plastic.

It just looks trashy and juvenile to me. No vex.

akpu nku: sorry how does that affect the price of a barrel of oil in the market?

Oga Seun i no talk garri oo,

Badt guy.

badmrkt: i told a couple of friends yesterday,that naeto c'z a true definition of wack when it comes to rapping and i was branded HATER.that nigggga ain't no rapper,he would do better mixing concrete at a building site or selling recharge cards in aba.

I used to think that Naeto C was a one hit ("Kini big deal", "You know my P", slightly above-average rapper, till I got his Super C Season album and listened to his flow. He raps intelligently and can even rate better than MI on some tracks, cos he could be fast when he wants to. Its just that that particular album was filled with love songs.

You should listen to some more of Naeto C songs.

As for the "only MC with an MSc" line, I guess that's his unique signature. Afterall, there is only one D'Banj who's sometimes known as Skibanj and nobody complains when he says that at the beginning of almost every track.

djmally: Sky B - wonder if he's alive
sef

LOL. "Ma bebe, ma bebe"

But honestly, I don't know any single one of the artiste which the OP cited. The only familiar name I see there is Shina Rambo. I guess he's not the same as the armed robber-turned-pastor right?

I'll say it again, Davido is crap making noise and re-cycling the same line over and over again. His beats should be used by a better singer or rapper.

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our Garri nation.

Forty-eight hours ago, a great Garri comrade, initiated the Garri
Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous
activism came as a great beacon light of hope to
millions of e-Garri lovers who had been seared in
the flames of withering injustice and comments censorship. It came as a
joyous daybreak to end the long night of
captivity from trigger-happy banning mods.
I say to you today, my Garri friends, that in spite of the
difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still
have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the
Garrious dream.

I have a dream that one day this forum will rise
up and live out the true meaning of its creed:
"A forum for Nigerians and lovers of Nigeria" and by extension, GARRI!

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of
Udi, the sons of former palm-wine tappers and the sons of
Ogbmosho cocoa farmers will be able to sit down
together at a table of brotherhood demolishing basins of eba and stacks of kilishi and suya supplied by their Kano brothers.

I have a dream that one day even the state of
Borno, a desert state, sweltering with the
heat of BokoHaramism and bomb explosions, will be
transformed into an oasis of burabisko, miyan wake and tuwo shinkafa.

I have a dream that my four basins of Garri, will one
day be served to my girlfriend, where they will not be
judged by the color of the eba but by the
swelling of the belle, the content of the ofe Oha and the hours of comatose sleep induced thenceforth.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day the state of
Nairaland, whose Chairman's lips are presently
dripping with the words of interposition and
bannification, will be transformed into a situation
where Ijebu Garri and Asaba Garri will be
able to jollificate with Yellow garri and be swallowed with every feeling of rhapsody and merriment accompanied by steaming dishes of ofe Owerre and jars of Tombo harvested from the palms of Ezinihitte-Mbaise.

I have a dream today.

TinyEmeka
a.k.a WillyWilly Reloaded.

oluchikeh: i really dont know how much ZIB currently paysbut i am with DB and can authoritatively give u the figures for an entry level staff
Gross per annum used to be N2.796m broken down into

Mnthly = N75k
quaterly = N244k
rent advance at the beginnng of the year = N240k

this has now been increased to
monthly 103
quaterly above 300
the rent advance and leave has also been reveiwed, i dont have the exact figures i really dont know

How about second levels?
Monthly?
Quarterly?
Rent advance?
Leave Allwce? Medicals?
Is monthly netpay also paid in the same month that Quarterly is paid?

Thanks.

floriana: @ OP

Listen and listen carefully. Never go near Zenith Bank now, in the future or ever. You will come in as ET and remain so for as long as it takes any other ET to threaten to sue the bank for not adhering to the terms stated in their own offer letter.

LWKMD

Idowuogbo: Emmh... Wots account balance?

Naaaah! No need to bother about such trivial innuendos. Na u go dey hol my chequebook and ATM card na. You no know?

Idowuogbo: Nite of wot? Na boss!! I never reach dia level o! Am upcoming tho! Watch out for Ogbosky da Badosky aka Iya alaje connectionz!! Ye gbe!

Which one come be Iya Alaje again again?! Abeg abeg abeg. Badosky simple. Lef am like dat. Ok na upcoming u be abi? I wan be ya manager. Whatcha say? Mmmh?

Idowuogbo: Na bomb joor! Her azz is da bomb! Jerosi...

LOL. You dis ID card sef. "Nite of a hundred laffs" go fit you O. U don think am? Abi how u see am?

ode remo: u are damn right.
point of correction tho, its stanbic,ibtc, not skye bank she work for.

K. Noted. Thanks for the correction.

sambos994: http://allafrica.com/stories/201208310545.html

Since when?

Wishy-washy!

I looked and looked and never saw a single sentence in the story, where the minister was quoted as making that statement about SA. All posters who have made comments should show me the line where the minister said that please.

Learn to read in between lines and discern propaganda.

Charles.nerd:
.Umuleri/Aguleri have seen inter-tribal war which lasted for so many years and was characterised by the use of sophisticated weapons and charms of unimaginable proportions. They are very skilled in the art of Guerilla warfare and could be heartless.

Yup. Some of them actually are heartless when it comes to retribution. Have had cause to relate with some of them personally.

But honestly, I was surprised when I saw this (... don't even know what to call it; uprising?) coming from Kogi state all of a sudden. Where had they been all the while Orient Pet was developing the fields and preparing for extraction and refining? I never for once, heard Kogi being mentioned in the scheme of things. Truly. All I was aware of then, was that the oil fields were located in Aguleri. Or was it the appearance of GEJ on the scene that spurred them into suddenly laying claims?

Since the Chairman of the board Orient Pet has acknowledged that some of the oil would be coming from lands located in Kogi state and given the strength of his character and past antecedents, I believe the issue would not escalate to the level of resolving it with guns and machetes. If the principal parties involved reason amicably.

slightlyMad: are u a baby? or are u allergic to beer or brandy?

I do Heineken and Isi ewu fridays or whenever the thing worries me. It's just not as frequent as those first 3 I listed. The Chi drinks are every night unfailingly. I use am stock my fridge.

O soldier: Animal, dont you see that the driver is resisting arrest. fool

Lie. What I see is the LASTMA thug strangling the driver with the seatbelt and the driver gesticulating as if to say: "see what this man is doing to me".

If that thug falls off the bus and another car runs over him, the crooks in uniform'll promptly arrest the poor bus driver and falsely accuse him of murder. That case of the female Skye banker is still fresh in our minds.
If not for video evidences provided by bystanders, the lady would have also been falsely charged. I recall the outright lies they'd posted on their site. And no redress was accorded the lady.

Well I just know that more LASTMA thugs will continue to die on the streets of Lagos. It's plain Karma. Those who live by violence.

And I don't feel for them one bit.

1) Indomie and eggs
2) Hollandia yogurt
3) Chi Exotic
4) Petrol

In that specific order.

y2kaustin: I almost mistaken d man for an "ibo man",umm smugglin,caught a man,u knw.Just tinkin sha

Eyaaa. No wonder you're still a stark illiterate at this age. Sorry O.

I don't know O, but power supply has been interrupted for very long periods since he left. Four times! Are these mad people being sarcastic and feeling all-powerful or what?

It's just too bad.

I had this impression that the bestman should usually be the groom's best friend who is still single. And in all the wedding preparations I had to partake in, I also know that the best man always bought his own suit.

I don't know where this issue of N11,000 refund is coming from.

Wedding suit for 11k?

I hate snakes!!

Not like I'm in support of reckless driving O. I understand driver's situation. It's not a good feeling, being in a loaded bullion van and getting caught in traffic. And almost everyone believes you are carrying tons of money. Not a good thing at all.

Okija_juju: Is it just me or are all the Criminals mentioned in that article all Yorubas?!!

I think the Mods missed that and let this on to the frontpage..

Guy honestly I also thought as well O. Had to even go back and re-check the mod who allowed this one.

puskin: Can someone please remind me how much is Naija budget?........that a Korean coy is going to pay an American coy $1.05 billion.

Don't make me abuse you O.

A single Nigerian by published and common knowledge has a net-worth 12 times that value.

The last budget was above N4Trn. Go figure.

Blessed Sacrament Parish, Ind Layout, Enugu. I used to drive 25 mins to that church because of the highly charismatic Fr. Christian Obodo. Then when I eventually moved to the area, he got transferred to Germany for 10 yrs. Got me really let down. I still attend the parish.

Whenever I'm at Umuahia, it's St Fimbarr's Parish.

bunmioguns: Gospel Faith Mission International (GOFAMINT)

Umuahia?

Sick thread full of sick, envious clowns. A man can not stoop low to wrestle with babies harassing his feet.

This is a faceless forum. We all know what actually happens in real life.

ambrosini593: The billboard seems beautiful. But what I don't understand are the various profession in it. What's your view about it?

What's massive about the poster?

sambos994: Those two countries that you mentioned just made me believe that you are the stup.idest person alive.

LOL. No mind the guy. And he said it with all measures of confidence o! "I know for a fact...", "I am also aware that...".

People sef.