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EmmaFitBody:
Mr. Man just because you are poor does not mean everyone is poor! I lift weights regularly and I eat 5 boiled eggs each night after training. Go and get a job then you know that N250 for 5 eggs per day is nothing.

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You go soon die...5 eggs..continue make you kill yourself.

Babyforever:
Is she complaining ?

I will leave you with this..i don't care how rich you or your parents her...

Except the egg is extra small which may warrant frying or 2 or 3max...any lady who fries 4eggs at a go to eat either lacks proper training,or she is a glutton and a danger to herself cos 4eggs at a go is very dangerous to one's health...

I rest my case.

Babyforever:
Poor man spotted

The girl is not even mindful of her health..4eggs..cholesterol kill her

pocohantas:
How many indomie noodles pack do you eat?

See question...

Divay22:
Everything na wife material
You didn't consider the eggs might be small, more reason she took four.

As I wrote...there is always a little dialogue before any action except there is an underlying reason.

Anyways i don't know if they were small or big but logically it is very absurd to fry 4eggs at a go whether in your boyfriend's house or yours ..

naijaguy123456:
Poverty is a disease, I banish and reject it in my entire generation. If a woman you love and plan to marry can't fry 4 eggs in your house then you're not man enough. Go get better job or remain single. How much does 4 eggs cost out of a crate ?

You are writing out of sequence....leaave the barbaric slapping side and face it...

Have you ever in your life fried 4eggs at a go to eat? Let's be reasonable and stop juxtaposing it to money matters.

newdawn2017:
Dis is inherent poverty speaking here. she may want 2 do egg sauce 4 boiled yam or plantains.

Call it whatever you like sis...i did not read the story but I'm sure there must have been a dialogue before any slapping(not that I support) but if the lady has a good reason for frying 10eggs why not.

Thank GOD you also agree indirectly that it will be utter stupidity for her to fry 4eggs just to eat...lets be reasonable and leave poverty talks. Even if you buy a crate for N10 it still does not make sense.

pocohantas:
LOL, I like Naija men because they're the easiest to deceive.
Just act a certain way and boom! You're wife material .

Efin ni iwa...

malificent:


Since eggs have started causing problems we'll start going with ours.. Case closed.

I don't support the guy slapping a lady for any reason but the girl sef no get chill...frying 4eggs for herself is a strong sign that she is not a wife material...

dollytino4real:
see different strokes 4 different folkes! who fork her? abeg goats are better of than some men.

That is illiteracy combined with foolishness and garnished with insanity.

ikorodureporta:
Town Surveyor Which one go come be 'Online Surveyor' ??

Trolls...

prospero5:
i guess you mean couture at the bolded

I did not write it...it was copy and paste as the source suggested....nevertheless maybe culture is right cos cloths are sown to project the dress culture of a group or nationality.

To Package yourself is not a crime...Not when other people are blowing big grammar in the name of their occupations, you'll be starring at them!

I've made it easy for you, scroll down and find out where you fall in.

Memorize and in-fact cram it well. When next you re with people and they hear your job, they'll be wondering what foreign university you graduated from!

The list below:

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive Officer (GNMEO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

Tailor: Culture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) ....!!!


Don't be ashamed of the work you are doing. Just package yourself���

Source: Wattsup viral joke.

Make we laugh small.

Toks2008:
No I think I read a different bio somewhere...he should be 36 today.

I wonder why he neva marry with all these sweet nairaland ladies.

kenonze you are a fine lady...will you accept to be my brother's wife?

Konquest:
^^^^^^
Seun was born in 1985... so is 33 years in 2018
He was 20 when he started Nland in 2005!

No I think I read a different bio somewhere...he should be 36 today.

I wonder why he neva marry with all these sweet nairaland ladies.

Happy birthday to my cute and stubborn younger brother from another parent.

czarina:
Walahi the only reason I opened this thread was to see Macron. That guy is everything!

Eyaah...pele.

419 prophecy...

Imagine me saying it will rain tomorrow but if the weather forecast says otherwise then let's get ready for sunshine.

Dreams do come true.

Why cant he just walk away..nah by force..there are billions of ladies out there.

Unrated900:
My wife’s shape is far better than her. Though she is adorable to the right man, but my own Swthrt who is just 25 is nicer

Wait till she is 43 and has made two babies before you compare...you think it is easy for a lady to still look sweet at over 40.

Pretty face and jus ok body considering she is after 40 and has dropped 2 boys...I love her acting though.

Pipedreams:
The prophet said 15th of July

I was waiting for someone to post this trash so I could sound the person

mytime24:
.........Gone wrong

Definitely

Izabel:
These white people never learn

Lol sis you got it all wrong...

That granny knows the guy is marrying her for greener pasture but she will give anything to have a fresh shagging for a month let alone 2 or 5years....if the guy dumps her after I guess she will relish on the great times for the rest of her life.

Girl wey marry man for money,guy wey marry granny for green card and a lady wey marry guy cos he is cute are all guilty of same crime...MARRYING FOR A REASON.

I don't know but I strongly believe that Croatia has a date with destiny to lift the Cup but let's see how it goes.

cococandy:
according to the killers, they killed her because they found out she she was a Virgin and they wanted to use her for rituals

So fvcking stupid

This world is insane.

The biggest mistake of Fayose was bringing his deputy as the flag bearer which did not go well with the very intelligent ekiti people who are known for their first class sturbborness.

It was too glaring that Fayose wanted a continum of power by proxy and this will never be welcomed by the Ekiti people.

madridguy:
6. Election not won by online poll.

For our wailing brothers and sister, how far with your online results

They will be here disturbing cyber space with hateful words bit that is where it ends...E-warriors.

They kept her hostage,raped her,robbed so why kill her on top of it all?

madjune:
I agree to disagree.

Cases abound that could justify your view but we have exceptions.
What can you say about our Omotola and her man who've been together for years?

There is always an exception to the rule so my postulation can not apply to all beautiful ladies but it holds true for most not all.

Feranchek:
Naturally determining the sex of your babies – Francis Ewherido

Let me commence with a solemn declaration. I believe, without any doubt, that all humankind is created equal and in the image and likeness of God. No person is superior to the other by virtue of family background, race, ethnicity or gender.

So today’s article has nothing to do with the superiority of the male child over the female child. There is no such thing, or maybe it exists in the imagination of some people due to prehistoric and archaic prejudices. We need both sexes to perpetuate humanity, so both are equally important.

Put these male chauvinists making noise about the supremacy of the male child in an island without women for one year and they will run mad. I am only writing today’s article because God has given us the freedom of choice and if anybody has challenges exercising that freedom positively and you are in a position to help, please do just that.



Last week’s article, “Nigeria’s exponential Population” did generate much reaction on my social media pages. But one of the reasons given by a respondent for the exploding population did catch my attention. He said some couples give birth to more children than they originally planned or can cater for because they are looking for the “almighty” male child. This does not make sense to me, but a man has the right to make legal choices that make him happy. I have written considerably on this subject and will not duel on it wholesome today, but I will concentrate on naturally determining the sex of your baby.

Naturally preselecting the sex of your baby is no rocket science; it is the simple biology we all learnt in secondary school. Maybe, we just take it a little further. So it is painful to see couples unfulfilled, sad or breed like rabbits because they are looking for either a son or daughter, son most of the time. Today, I am giving an abridged version of steps (previously addressed in my column) that you need to take to naturally preselect the sex of your baby with stunning accuracy.

First, we must remember or know that the male sperms carry either X or Y chromosomes, while the female eggs carry only the X chromosomes. The egg carrying the X chromosome and the sperm carrying Y chromosome produce a male child, while the egg carrying the X chromosome and the sperm carrying X chromosome produce a female child. So a man determines the sex of a baby. You can now see that many husbands are just blaming their wives for results that they are wholly responsible for.

The sperm carrying the Y chromosome swims faster, but has a shorter lifespan while the sperm carrying the X chromosome is slower, but has a longer lifespan. If you want a male child, intercourse should take place just before or during ovulation. The faster sperms carrying the Y chromosome would get to the egg and fertilise it before the sperms with X chromosome make their slow and steady journey there. And only one sperm can fertilise an egg. If, however, intercourse takes three days (sometimes two days) or more before ovulation, the result will likely be a girl. This is because all the faster sperms carrying the Y chromosomes with short lifespan would have died leaving the egg for the slower sperms carrying the X chromosomes with longer lifespan to fertilise.

The critical elements here are ovulation, which occurs when an egg or ovum is released from the ovary and usually lasts for about 12 to 24 hours, and timing of intercourse. Ovulation normally occurs between the 12th to 14th day of a woman’s 28-day cycle, but like most human phenomena, there are no absolute certainties and it varies from one woman to another. Even within the same woman, there are variations. Many women find this unpredictability challenging. Such women can engage in charting, that is daily recording of changes in the mucus discharge from the vagina that is related to ovulation, to enhance predictability.

Please note that how long the sperm lives in the body of your wife after intercourse is determined by a number of factors. One, the vaginal environment is very important. If it is alkaline, the sperm carrying the Y chromosome can survive up to three day, while the sperm carrying the X chromosome can survive for five or six days. But if the vaginal environment is acidic, it is less habitable for the X and Y sperms and they die much earlier. That is why knowing the day of ovulation is very essential to pre-selection of the sex of your baby, because if you do, the vaginal environment, friendly or hostile, becomes inconsequential.

The other important factor is the health of the husband’s sperms. Studies have shown that the sperms of men decline both in quality and quantity from age 40. It is earlier for smokers. Lifestyle and the type of food you eat also influence the quantity and quality of sperms and ability to impregnate your wife. In fact, the egg does not accept every sperm that comes its way. It is very selective and attracted more to healthy sperms. This can be a challenge for men with weak sperms or low sperm count when they want to impregnate their wives, according to research findings.

You also need some discipline and cooperation between spouses if you want to naturally pre-select the sex of your babies. For a start, pre-selection is easier when the woman is practising natural family planning as against the use of artificial contraceptives, because artificial contraceptives disrupt the cycle of women, stopping ovulation or making ovulation more unpredictable, and you do need some level of predictability in the ovulation cycle to naturally preselect the sex of your babies

In addition, the couple needs to stay off intercourse for at least five days before ovulation. This is to ensure that residue semen in the woman’s body does not interfere with her vaginal discharge and create confusion. There are a number of natural ways women know they are ovulating: the thick slimy vaginal discharge which is like phlegm (catarrh, as some refer to it), some women feel a sharp pain on the side or lower abdomen when the egg is released, heightened sense of smell, breast soreness or tenderness, increased sexual urge and change in body temperature..
Just in case you are wondering why I write categorically on the efficacy of this method, I used it to preselect the sex of all my children, boys and girls accurately, so I know it is effective

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/07/naturally-determining-the-sex-of-your-babies/

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