₦airaland Forum

He is just being real..no effizy and nothing freaky about it.

UrennaNkoli:
Too bad. And when Bishop Oyedepo tells us to slaughter any suspecting book haramer around us, some people will castigate him. Any bearded person that comes close to me, I shall send him back to his maker.

Bearded ke? what if phyno comes near you?

uzuede4:
Abi you no want make dem land? ;DAbi you no want make dem land?

I no want dem..

We have many Jesus but we have just one Jesus Christ.

Collyno82:
Congrats in advance I wish u well. But do not be carried away.

Congrats for wettin?

loveanonymity:
Some people think I am crazy when I tell them I don't mind my husband marrying a widow, divorcee or older unmarried women, but you spoke my reasons. All the single guys saying there will be people that will marry them, I put this question to them: can you marry any of them? A few that will say yes might even be playing lip service. I won't let my man know I don't care about it cos I think guys want ladies to be possesive of them too but honestly I don't care as long as he is capable, just and still shows me love and affection.

Like seriously?

Collyno82:
No be Aproko my man toks2008. Who no like oyinbo woman

You see why I wrote that you be Aproko. .

Yes I like oyinbo women and in fact all women but if what you meant was "who wouldn't like to date a foreign lady" then you are so wrong ..

You can't just date any foreign lady just because she is a foreigner.

I don't know lady39 from Adam but from what I can deduce so far if my 6th sense is correct..I see her as one who loves christ which is a great attribute..and from the pics I saw if what I see is how she is then she is a hottie with nice curves.

As a Cancerian lady she is also a great magician in the kitchen. ... (most ladies born from June 22 to July 21 are usually excellent cooks)

All these attributes endeared me to her persona.. and I wouldn't like her if she is an Athieste or if she is not sexually appealing even if she is an oyinbo.

But surprisingly she is not a full blooded oyinbo but has a firm root in the eastern part of Nigeria.

But on the final note...I will not conclude yet until I do regular call with her to know exactly who I'm relating with. ..Aye le and mewa n sele. . ko MA lo je wipe awon Arabi nii.

fifty:
Mr man,

Carry your news alone. I have the money to spare, it's my own. So bugger off

That moment when you lose your iPhone 7 and you say it's not about the phone but it's the contacts I saved in it that is my worries.

I hate to be the carrier of bad news but this scheme is dead on Arrival.
If you are the one will you provide help at this panic period?
The fact that 90% of investors are looking for ways to retrieve their money is a big red flag

fifty:
What is wrong with you Nigerian mavrodians? Must we bring everything to this biased platform? Haven't we all waited for 30days, so why the sudden rush and worries? Kindly be advise that even the PH requests have not been matched as well. No one who PHed have been matched. Isn't it the PHers that will pay the GHers?

Find attached my ph request for 1million,yet unmatched.

We need to have use wisdom sometimes, if you have a question, direct them to your guiders. Use your head.

I hate to be the carrier of bad news but this scheme is dead on Arrival.

If you are the one will you provide help at this panic period?

The fact that 90% of investors are looking for ways to retrieve their money is a big red flag

AfonjasMustDie:
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Silly people all over the Internet. ...see foolish moniker...na you go die first before any Afonja..were

Bunch of Greedy eeediots. ..

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To think MMM wrote this clearly on their website but the greed in Nigerians is their bane.

Omotayor123:

Baby oku how you dey? quite a while.I guess you should be wrapping up with your degree.

Remain blessed dearie.

FortuneTeller:
I have always found your threads enlightening. It's only your hypocrisy I don't like.

I hope you know the meaning of that word "hypocrisy" cos that is definitely the least adjective to use in describing me...

If there is one "realest" guy you can think of. that will be me..

Collyno82:
Don't you think I would have been the best bet for her

Aproko! how market?

Lady39:
If u wanted my real telephone number, all u had to do was ask.

Lady39:
U were given my name. My number is in the email. Call the number if you'd like. By the way, I've been called worse.

Sister lady39 Maka why? see wettin I dey yarn..people wey read this comments go think say I Don dey yarn with you one on one as friends but dey no go know sey all you write for here nah rehearsal cos me I no see any number for my mail o...

E be like sey your shakara na season film..and me I Don tire to dey watch am..

sammyalways:
met her 4yrs ago and wedding is close. got the shocker of my life shez 4yrs older than what she told me. i am considering backing out as a result. coz if she cn do this to me i wonder whatelse she could be hidding. worse part is its her mum who told me. the girl in question has no idea i know. am so shocked.any help on what to do in regatds this latest discovery?

I'm compelled to advice that you forgive her but the question is..why lie about your age? A man who will love you will do regardless.

If I want to be harsh I will say leave her cos a lady who can be deceitful about her age could probably be hiding other vital info...I hate lies.

FortuneTeller:
I have often wondered this as well. So many men have sidechicks, baby mamas, mistresses, etc. It's like Christians close their eyes and pretend it's not happening. How can a couple celebrate 50 years of marriage, when your husband has been dating women for the past 40 years? Lalasticlala I wonder why this didn't make frontpage. It is a very good topic.

This is indeed a new year...Fortune Teller finding my thread insightful.....interesting!

mekinze:
Ezra 6:19 And the children of the captivity kept the passover upon the fourteenth day of the first month.

LWKMDT! Chai...guy walahi you dey craze...O.M.G.my Belle Don burst with laughter..were ni guy yi o

And some guys will drool over this...too big for my liking ....#teammoderatebooty

Chai! see the numbers of viewers...so Nigerians are this gullible. ..

Mark my word...This present MMM Pay Plan is not sustainable so enjoy while it lasts because it will certainly crash..call me names but I will remind you latter.

I'm an e-commerce consultant and I know a sustainable e business from a flimsy one.

FortuneTeller:
My dear Toks, we have Yoruba demons here in the US. Many are pastors and doctors fresh off the boat from Nigeria, collecting as many women as their pockets allow. Thank God I did not fall into the hands of one who tried to get me.

Madam fortune there are yoruba igbo hausa American London Canadian male and female demons and there are Angels too...pray you don't fall into wrong hands and do your due diligence before allowing your emotions to rule you.

FortuneTeller:
Yoruba men are very cunning, conniving and romantic. They will lay down their life, fly to the moon and back, and fight another man just to be with you. However he may be doing the same for ten other women. You will be so convinced that he loves you and you alone, that when you find out he has another woman, you will feel like shattered glass flowing down the river. I cannot say if Toks2008 is one, but at his age, he may have settled down a bit.

Also Koboko is frequently used to refer to the male organ if someone is speaking about intimate matters.

When you meet an educated and cultured Yorba guy I believe you will have a rethink...of course at my age it will be a terrible thing to start playing about..I should be thinking of becoming a grand dad...though I'm still young sha

Lady39:
I was just quoting the Word. Did u get the number yet?

lol! sure I know..just kidding...I will check.

Lady39:
Wow..
"No weapon formed against me shall prosper: and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, and their righteousness is of me, saith the Lord." Isaiah 54:17

"For we wrestle not against flesh & blood, But against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places"
Ephesians 6:12

Kilagbe kileju?

FortuneTeller:
Sometimes things are misunderstood when you only type with your hands.

Exactly my point. And forget Google talk...if you really want to be my friend why go anonymous? ...

Btw how's your hubby? xnd I still need to communicate with yoh in private cos you scare me. ...Lady39 still don't believe I have no clue of who you are...

Lady39:
Ok..."make you no come put sans for my garri," I don't understand what that means. Are u gonna refuse to translate that like u did "Yoruba Demon"?
Yes, I am quite bothered by the method in which u chose to do things Mr. Akorede. I am trying so hard to be patient & exercise self-control here...I have been very quiet...but there's a "time to be silent and a "time to speak.
U and I both know the truth.....

No be only yoruba demon you go see...

Make you no try go learn how to nack beta pidgin make u dey dia dey form porch.

queencalipso:
Hey dear!! I didn't get personal, I only stated an obvious observation. But if you feel offended, my appologies. I meant no offence.

Fair enough

Now back to the matter. it is true that there is every likelihood that people could lie just to tarnish the person's image and anyone doing due diligence should know this but that is the beauty of it all because there is always an aorta of truth in most lies and that will keep you on guard.

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Lady39:
I knew there was a reason I couldn't sleep...it's about 2:08 A.M. here where I am...(in my "secretive" dwelling place), ..where no one can find me....LOL!!!
Sir Toks, I humbly and seriously ask u this question:
Do u REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want to go there?
Cause I really don't want to...u know that would be a huge problem..BUT if u want to go there, then I have no other choice than to grant your request..
If u wanted my real telephone number, all u had to do was ask. I would have GLADLY egiven it to u....U do know that would have been an international telephone call
I told u I'm not on ANY social media platform other than Nairaland...& I don't use any apps. That leaves my real telephone number.
Please...let's not go there.
I get that u are telling FortuneTeller to resume her search of possible clients for u....U have to let the women know u are still "single & ready to mingle"..lol.
But please don't resort to calling me a "robot" using fake pics. If I wanted to use fake pics, I surely wouldn't come to Nairaland to do it.What do I have to gain from that especially since I didn't join the site to get a man. By the way..did u destroy the 4 pics that I sent u since u believe they're fake? Lol...I am glad that u have an abundance of sophisticated & well-groomed ladies to chat with. May it continue...& the ladies make u happy!
U know what? U are a hilarious man...I refuse to allow u to get me angry. It's too bad u couldn't actually get to know me as a friend...
Now let me get back to sleep....i'm tired.
Have a wonderful day!

This is not intended to get you pissed. ..but just to set the tables straight make you no come put sand for my garri.

queencalipso:
Going to meet people will only open room for gossips and lies, some people may feed you lies out of jealousy and contempt for the person and even family members are not exempted in this. Now how will you know if you are being told the truth about the person when you don't know a thing about him/ her? Is it right to judge the person on the basis of what you are being told, right or wrong?

In my opinion, due-deligence can also be done in courtship by your self, you need no external body and if you must listen to people, at least give him/her a benefit of doubt.


And toks, stop forcing you opinion down people's throat, I notice you do that a lot. To each their own.

Aww! how I wish you did not end your intelligent comment with unfounded sarcasm about me forcing MY OPINION gown people's throat because on the contrary...they are the ones getting so personal and sarcastic just as you just did.

Sometimes I wonder why people can't just state their opinion in a civilized manner without getting personal.