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fleshb:
in lyf u cnt get all my dear

Without an aorta of doubt or pride,im all and even much more.

KingCheezyPuff:
Make it a combination of 2 3 & 4 An I'd be on him like he was Sunday dinner!

And wat if you see 1 2 3 4,i guess you will devour him.

ShutdownBrown24:
Ladies, which one of these men is your type?
We have Mr. Educated, Mr Swag, Mr handsome, Mr Businessman...
Which of them do you dream of getting married to?

That means im a total package cos im all in one.

biz2get:
Why do I disagree with your No. 1 Point?

I believe your own experiences is the best teacher...

You didnt come here to live another persons life. So why live in his/her experiences?

Bcus he failed trying to pass path A now means she will fail if she passes Path A also?

THats totally Wrong.. orless you have a better reason, this is just my opinion.

lol! you got it twisted.

When you learn from people's experience, you tend to do things better even if you thread the same path they went through,you will most likely succeed where they failed.

That is the point.

1.Experience they say is the best teacher in life but life itself has taught me that it is better to learn from the experience of others rather than to learn from your very own experience.Trust me,it is better this way.

2.Learn to listen to what people have to say whether they are older or younger,whether they appear sane or insane because no matter how stupid they may sound,you just might get something worthwhile from what they have to say.

3.Try your best to respect people you come across and be kind to as many people as you can because you never can tell if that inconsequential tout you treated well today may be the one to save you from serious trouble tomorrow.

Please add yours and lets learn more.

you nailed it.

domopps:
Hmmmmm.... Like Timaya baby I concur !





Lalasticlala any contrary Opinion?

Cheeeers

I wonder how funny titles make front page these days when we have very educative ones like


https://www.nairaland.com/2999855/8-avoidable-excuses-people-use#43926936(8 avoidable excuses people use as reasons for divorce)
https://www.nairaland.com/2988098/6-ways-parents-complicate-matrimonial(6 Ways Parents Complicate The Matrimonial Future Of Their Children)

Seun does not know how lucky he is to have intelligent freelance writers with top notch creativity but of what use is it when people write good stuffs and the mods relegate them to the background while gracing the front page of the most respected online social interactive forum with junks that add little or nothing to people's lives.

Ironically lalasticlala who i so much believe in his sense of judgment has somewhat being compromised by a superior authority or self bias..

This is not just about my threads because i have had countless threads of mine on fpage but a fact Seun should consider discussing with the mods. We have many responsible viewers and underage guests viewing nairaland and educative stuffs should make front page more than comical contents and celebrity unclad body flaunting topics. Nairaland should set a pace and try to be unique in integrity and quality contents

My candid opinion.

daretodiffer:
Yes

Sorry dearie.

daretodiffer:
Quick questions

if you were still married now and your wife is a C. She happens to have one or two kids.

Are you aware that it is highly likely her cup size would increase?


Are you also aware that the possibility that her breast would sag is high?

What will happen to the relationship?

No shaking.

daretodiffer:
......and he couldn't find black girls

E dey pain u?

DARKRYDER:
I Choose BOTH Of The Pictures [color=#990000][/color]...NOTT Every Girl Is Perfect Looking

Guy pick one.

Delphi:
In as much as this may seem unique in its way, yet it was a serious risk venture. Payloaders, back-hoes and (infact) all hydraulic-powered machineries are not meant to carry load over a long time/distance. (It can fail at any time via burst hoses). Their operation is usually regimented and continual (not continuous). Whosoever approved of this, did not indulge in any risk analysis before the performance. Thank God no happenstance that would have led to injury/death occured as a result of that action.

1000 Ways to die.

gist4kidsblog:
Flavour knows what the ladies want and he doesn't disappoint ..He just shared this ...


https://www.instagram.com/p/BDQCG9BQhyo/

I love his songs but he is a sexually irresponsible dude. And someone should tell him to stop posing half unclad and be a responsible father.

ronaldbecky:
..chase,while unclad in ur room..u cant remember hw many..hmmmm
lies of d century

LOL!

I understand you jare, every very hard to believe but ironically its true.

There are guys who are just too disciplined to mingle in sexual recklessness and i am glad to be one but Nevertheless not by my power but by the spirit of GOD.

octopusfreaky:
really

Take it to the bank.

As long as you are sweet looking and not the type with after birth pregnancy,you are good and i care less.

They are usually calmer and more romantic.

I love sweet looking never married single mums and not the ones that have lost shape.

Bisjosh:
Add Toks2008

Title says category,you asked OP to add my name.

Is Toks2008 a category? SMH

Btw why do you think i should be added?

Im not heart broken cos no lady has ever left me except the one that got confused and trying to find her way back.

I am not perfect neither do i claim to oversabi.

Im not famous and still on my way to being a multimilionair.

And finally i love freelance writing which is a passion and has no conotations with my personal life.

Nevertheless most guys belong to one or more of those categories so what the Op is implying is that ladies should remain single for life.

mencade5:
Please bear with me. The thread is a bit long. This thread is about me and not my friend. (lol)

i honestly need mature advise from the married and matured folks here.

I am in a very serious relationship with this lady. This is our 12th months together and i plan to propose to her in few months time.

I observe that she has hot temper. Each time we had little misunderstanding she flare up and wouldnt calm down for us to resolve and settle it amicably.

Being a gentleman i believe there are no perfect relationships. Quarrels and disagreements must pop up no matter what.

Yesterday we quarreled due to certain issue we had agreed on. I must confess i caused it but i was quick to realise it and apologise but she wouldnt listen. She made an attempt to call a friend of hers to report the issue. I stopped her. She again wanted to call her pastor too i blocked her hands and was surprise why she is inviting third parties to our matter. She was even voicing it out for people to hear us quarreling and i was calming her down to lower her voice.

This lady is the type every man needs. Religious, good cook, prayerful and she gives me advise on so many occasion.

Her parents are late and she was abandoned by her brothers and sisters due to change of religion. I dont know maybe this affected her attitude.

I myself i have my own wrong sides yet i am ready to accept her wrong and hope she do the same to me. But she wouldnt.

I have talked to her about her anger and made her understand that it is not good for us. Yet yesterdays event surprised me.

Please sorry about the long post. I just need advise or advises about how to handle this issue with my woman.

To add she is 23 and i am 29 years.

Both of you are still young tho so i believe with time she just might overgrow it but nevertheless she must stop the act of calling a third party so often and you should also try to avoid heated arguements.

cheers

DemiGoddess:
I went through her thread and I just couldnt believe it.Most female posters were sounding crazy.So as ladies our selling point is now a CAR and a HOUSE??.What happened to women being supporters? or you just marry to leech on your victim(husband)?.Later you come and ask us why you cant marry and what annoyed me the most was that most of her female posters offloading shiitload of craps were our nairaland wannabe feminist champions and that had my blood boiling.You want gender equality but you wont marry a man who doesnt have a car and house when you aint even a salary earner or employed,thats disgusting.I wonder how parents would feel when they know how most of their daughters think.Get it straight Demi_Goddess is not asking anybody to marry a wretched and broke man just asking y'all ladies to be realistic.Men wont kill themselves because of women.Marriage is a journey,some fly,sail,drive or just f_ing trek!

Please can you just let me meet your parents?

I want to thank them for procreating an embodiment of intelligence.

kowema:
Is he the same Project Fame Judge that use to make me laugh with his comments?, Nawa o, This death o get respect o

The irony of life is that thiis was the same guy that helped O.J.B when he had kidney issues but today he is gone.

I can imagine how sad this will be for ojb.

REST IN PEACE DUDE...I just hope you have accepted christ as lord and saviour because that is the greatest insurance for our soul.

nuelzy:
her legs aint sexy....to me




dont know if its cos she is a mum of 4

Many people mix up these 5

1.Pretty
3.sexy
3.Endowed
4.Curvy
5.Beautiful

They all have different meanings but no time to explain.

mineANDurs:
Carry go Peter. U hv always bn my favourite even b4 d whole drama started.
I will still stand by U all the way.

Am i the only one who thinks this guy will surpass his brother in fame if this split is for real?

People love him more and i have heard many people call Paul a snub and even some weeks back at the South African Visa processing center i saw Paul and i was like oh no wonder they call him a snub and even the guys present said same that Peter is different.

Psquare have been my number one music artistes in Nigeria for many years and i hope they still drop music together while they also do their solo thing..i believe it will be better that way.

xreal:
Nice one.
I have learnt something new today.


But nobody in his/her right senses will immerse a car in flood in the name of 'driving through'.

Not when you have no choice and you also see cars in front of you passing through it and those behind screaming on you to move on.

The best bet is to go slowly to minimize the water damage.

deltaboiy01:
l was just wondering is it possible for a penis to grow after puberty.I mean im 19 now ,and going to be 20 in a few months, i have seen this mentioned somehwere before, but not sure is it possible for me to add at least a little but more length or girth maybe. or maybe you guys heard of cases when guys joysticks were still growing in their early 20'? maybe there is some thing i can take, or some kind of excersises that i can do to maybe help this process, not like penis enlargement pills cuz i know those really dont work. let me just say im about 3" hard right now, and let me tell you its killing me. sometimes when i think about this, i think maybe i should kill myself and end this now, im not really suicidal or mentally ill, im perfectly sane i just feel like i dont really have anything to live for, i mean no matter how successfull i might be in life or how much i will achieve, i will always have a small penis, and will never be able to really satisfy a girl, crap is just fu..ck up and i dont know what to do. if there is really nothing i can do about my penis maybe i will just shoot myself, am in my final year now and i dont know if all these years of study really worth it. right now im hoping to find something that will help me with my size. anyway i think i wrote too much, really looking forward to see what you people think.

Ok lets start from here.

When you measure yout JT you start measuring from the base.

Always have the place cleanly shaved and you will like the view better and it will be easier to measure it from the base.

Please do the measurement again when erect and you just might realize you are longer than you think.

Asides this,you are still young and you should really start worrying when you get to age 25 and you still measure the same.

Lastly you must understand that bigger is better is somewat a thing of the mind...if a lady can enjoy being fngered with one or two fingers that are just about 2inches then a 4inch jt will satisfy a lady expecially when God in his infinite wisdom has placed the pleasure zone of a woman just 3 inches from the vaginal opening.

Be happy and learn the act of MouthAction as many ladies enjoy this better than the fang bang in and out act and with lots of MouthAction in the right places and good sex positions,you will have no issue satisfying your wife but for now focus on building your self.

Hope this helps.

nma24:
Ehen! No wonder you like dishing out epistles that reeks of an heartbroken dude. Don't worry, you will find true Love soon , Just believe.

lol..you ladies wont kill me...heart broken ke? i have never been jilted by any lady in my life and even my current ex sef still dey use style disturb me.

Heart broken indeed.

Oliviaarims:
Lol...can we substitute"pragmatic" for "sly?"

lol
No im not.BTW i just decide to check your DP and i must say you look dapper.

Oliviaarims:
And u're supposed to be a "Saint."

Oliv you still need to understand some things.
A pragmatic person will always say facts which does not portray his nature.

Oliviaarims:
Don't use ur experience with what happened between u and ur gf as a yardstick to judge every other person. If u think she decided to be wayward,that's ur business.

For how long did u want to date her anyway? Two decades? And u want her to keep hanging in there? She leaves for her own good and u call her wayward. Just imagine!

Ok let me clear the air.

When i wrote somewhere that i was technically married this was what happebed.

I met a wonderful angel in 2002 and we dated for 6yrs then afterwards we had an elaborate intro and engagement even bigger than some wedding ceremonies.

We both agreed to hang the wedding proper because her mum was away in the states but 5yrs into the technical wedding as i call it,she changed totally for no reason till date except for what i can call curiousity to explore since i was her first ever man to even break that thing.

In yoruba culture sometimes when you do a good introduction and engagement,both of you can stay together before doing the main thing.

So i could say i was never married because i have never paid a b price on any lady and i could also say i was partially or technically married because i experienced that union for good 5years.

Why im writing this is to clear the air so that people will understand that when i write some things about marriage,im not imagining things.

Oliviaarims:
And u're the same person who keeps preaching that the personality of the poster should not be judged. Here u are shading the character of the girls who commented!

My sister na dem fiind wahala o by coming for my head as usual

Yewandequeen:
chai u ehn drop this matter na haba

I hear you.
Your curves tho

LuveU2:

We are too busy trying to make pocket packs rather than sixpacls since money is the de facto in choosing a man to love.

torqque7:
Die single?rotfl these girls don't seem to understand that if a man is single its because he chooses to be..its not the same with women,we can choose whenever and whoever we fancy so their opinion doesn't really matter or change the facts and truth..just ignore them na frustration the do them..

It only shows how shallow minded some ladies can be.Abeg make i commot go chop one white soup wey one igbo babe don prepare down for me.

Die single indeed.