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HaneefahAde:
Wetin consign me, what happened to saying 'NO' to pre-marital sex. Both master key or padlock rubbish should go and rest..

Anyway, we all have the right to live our lives as we wish. A man whor.e will also come here to bash all women when he is no better than the various women he is sleeping with.

Exactly the point i was expecting at least one female to state but rather than state this,they would prefer to rant and curse.

Must a lady open her legs for a guy she is dating?

At least if you say its over you do it with your head held up and even the guy will not have the guts to look down on you.

But because most of these ladies these days are so loosed,weak sexually and totally slutty, they will hurriedly open up their legs before thinking with their head.

Loving a lady is one thing and valuing her sexually is another thing and many ladies if placed on the scale of sexual decency as regards the number of guys that have climbed them i guess some will no longer have marital value.

So this piece like every other writeups of mine is a clarion call to ladies to live a sexually decent life so that they can have value in the eyes of their hubbies as well as outsiders.

In the world of our parents,it is a taboo for a man to marry a disvirgined lady but because the present world is rotten,we longer consider this.

But by my standard,asides from rape victims,any lady that have gone down with more than 3 guys before her hubby can be likened to a terribly used lady...quote me anywhere.

Jadekitana:
Ok if you say so, good night.

Too bad some things that should be discussed in private are openly done simply because you are being unnecessarily secretive yet very non-secretive judging from your threads. Strange.


Odaro o

Sharoniah:
That is not my real face ooooo

lobatan.

Sharoniah:
good for you,still thinking of the day i'll meet a nairaland guy or girl

Pretty face i like oya talk your own.

Jadekitana:
Oh not again are we gonna do this now?i just can't keep explaining myself on and on, someday you will understand my kind of person. I'm actually very tired,just got back from a hangout! Don't give me the impression you nag, i'm trying to plead with a friend here and you had to mention him so he could see your update! Not nice at all. If you don't mind I have a number to call

Nag bawo?

Just dropping a word of advice and its your choice to take it and avoid complications for yourself. And im really laughing out so loudly right now...so you can beg? Interesting.

And finally i must say that i dont think that day will ever come for me to understand you...not with the firewalls you have built around your self.

Jade kpa chara a yangi and good night.

cherryice:
honestly bbe I dont knw y such threads wld mk fp. So imagine a visitor who hasnt come on nl before comes for d first time n sees such thrash makin headlines..
threads like ds shd be autodeleted immediately after bn created. .like wth?

Well i dont blame lalasticlala who i see as teh most active nland mod for bringing this on because sometimes variety is the spice but what i dont understand is when they ignore some other insightful threads.

This is not about my threads cos more than enough have graced teh front page but is there an end to having good stuffs? The romance section has very very educative threads from many people but most times, if it is not breast flaunting,curces parade and some funny stuffs,i guess it will be difficult to have it on frontpage.

But in all honestly we must give it to lalasticlala because its not really easy coping with many threads with his name mentioned necause sometimes i guess he would have finished putting some thread son fpage before realizing its not really worth it.

Emeka524:
Hello Alero
I know you will be shocked I called you by your name,that is because I finally decided to come out.I could have ignored this your update and send you a direct message but I didn't want to bruise your ego after this long update by not saying a word,i had to create an account to reply.I'm trying to teach you something and I hope you learn from your mistakes.You are a nice person no doubt but you really need to come down from your very high horse.I was insulted this morning to be honest with you,when I approached you I wasn't coming to woo you at all,your facial expression got my attention.I was just being friendly no strings attached,but something made me lost interest despite your looks.Your ATTITUDE and PRIDE.
You asked if I was a regular member and I told you with all sincerity i'm a guest and then you called me a liar and kept repeating it.You don't call a stranger you just met a liar no matter what,it was rude.A lady may be very pretty and intelligent but attitude matters a whole lot.Where I come from we cherish humility and respect.Calling me a blatant liar was a huge turn off.Noticed how I withdrew immediately I asked for your number and you turned me down?I felt bad though but shook it off immediately.You are very friendly and funny but my dear you need to work on your ego,i'm being sincere with you.I can decide to pretend and flow along but that is not my person.Sorry if I sound too blunt and rigid compared to the jovial guy you met this morning,this is the real me when i'm not happy with a lady's attitude.You may not be expecting this kind of reply but i'm a very principled guy.I apologise for saying too much,i'm still very angry how you fooled me but for friendship sake I decided to reach out seeing how happy you actually felt even though you turned me down in a not so friendly manner,i hope you don't repeat it.This whole awareness would not have been created if you had typed your number on my phone.If I see you I will flog you and don't even think of bribing me with lunch,i'm still not happy with you.I sent my digits to your email,expecting your call ma'am.

Is this the guy for real or a funny guy just making up stories?

Jadekitana:
You don't know who is who, when I asked if he was a member he smiled, paused and said No! That lie gave him out already. If he had said oh i'm....... i'd simply have said oh i'm jadekitana the naughty thick head case close. He lied, so I became careful with my contact as well.

But you dont see it as being careless to write this thread and calling him out when you blatantly refused to give him your number earlier in the day?

Omoge see,i like you and i have said it many times but i must be sincere with you,i fear you just might have Antisocial Personality Disorders (ASPD).

I remember calling you out when i first saw your thread and because of my extreme sapiosexual nature, i extended a harmless hand of friendship. I gave you a watsup number but you just called and that was it and till date we have not spoken since then and even the number you called with was not saved by me.

My advice is that you mellow down and open up a bit,some guys are not just game with this hide and seek.No one is an island and it makes no logical sense to hide in a shell while trying to pretend you are friendly.

I have lots of great female friends on nairaland and infact my best female friends are nairalanders and NEWS FLASH:I have never asked any of them out neither have they ever belittled themselves in anyway. These are matured professionals with dignity and respect.

If someone like me asks for your number or to be your friend please don't act up because i will so much apologize for ever reaching out and forget you ever existed.It is not about pride but some guys are just too serious minded to be jerks.

No hard feelings at all but just being frank and its is unfortunately apparent that this is the only medium i can pass this message to you so just try and understand and adjust.

I have learned a long time ago that the greatest investment i can ever have is in people and this is why im a sucker for making friends and when i make friends,i try my best not to lose any of them.

Welmme:
...

lol

Schola14:
I dont tink op has something reasonable to say

This is not about having diverse opinion.

Any lady who sees the writeup as unreasonable should check herself.

I really wish more viewers can see this and would like lalasticlala to put it on front page for more comments.

A lady must be extremely careful not to jump into affairs just for her to opt out after the guy has really had her to his satisfaction.

A lady must understand that when a guy spends money to marry her,the guy is doing so because he finds her special so they should help their selves to be indeed special and not one dustbin.

Emmalez:
https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2016/mar/18/Omosexy-tori_ng.JPG
Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde shared this picture in remembrance of her wedding anniversary

Nigerian Actress, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde has taken to her social media page to share sweet and adorable throwback photo.


Multiple award winning Nollywood actress, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde has taken to Instagram to celebrate her 20-years wedding anniversary. The well-endowed and sexy actress shared a cute picture of when she was still very young with her husband.

She titled it: ''20 years ago he said to me pack for I week babes we going somewhere tomorrow.It became my honeymoon to Côte d'Ivoire, my first time on a private jet and he flew the plane! Yesterday, he said to me pack for 10 days babes we going somewhere!He's still flying as I await ... anticipating like a kid again ... Where could it be this time? #exited #countdowntomarch23rd #20yearsmarriageanniversary''

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDGTzy4m0Jy/?taken-by=realomosexy&hl=en

https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Omotola-Jalade-Ekeindes-Children-August-2013-BellaNaija-023.jpg
https://cdn1.jaguda.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wpid-ekeinde-august-2013-bellanaija.jpg

Point of correction.

She is not well endowed but pretty and bootilicious.

Only ladies with conspicous upper and lower regions are tagged well endowed like mercy johnson,toolz,jegede,blac chyna and many more.

No hard feelings but just setting facts right.

Jadekitana:
Wow did lalasticlala just comment on my thread? I need to go to church and give thanks to God

I sabi bring am out of his shell.

E don go do meeting with Seun and association of nairaland ladies to hang my threads but na lie..their plan no go work.

Jadekitana:
Wow are you for real? This is so meee, I looooooovvveeee youuuuuuuu mwah mwah a thousand kisses.

Abeg park very well for up up..your shakara no get part 2 and me sef sabi that game.

Lalasticlala i site you.
We dey fight abi? continue but just know that i no dey dash you my sister again.

Jadekitana:
I can't even type that for fear of the unknown. It's November 9th

Wow

You are deeply secretive as well as emotional. The words mystery' and 'suspense' are perfect definitions of who you are.


You are very independent, successful and very ambitious and you almost always complete whatever goals you plan to reach.

Very helpful and loyal friend. If your friends are in some trouble, you can help
them with your resources and resourcefulness.

You are also clever enough to solve your friends' problems if needs be.

You are extremely passionate,possesive nd loyal in yout relationship and once committed you will do anything to protect and nurture it.

You are very ambitious and also a hardworking person. Nothing can stop you from achieving what you want in your life.

A great trait i must say but despite all these i guess my sapiosexual personality is the endereing factor towards you at the moment nevertheless i no send you cos your shakara no get season 2.

I dont believe in astrology neither do i indulge in fortune telling or star gazing but when it comes to the sstudy of human personailty in relation to their birth period,i say kudos to the researchers.

You are a scorpio lady and with this alone,i dont need to court you for long before knowing you.

Jadekitana:
How can somebody be sonoflucifer? that person needs a total baptism, he went too far.

Put that name on nairaland search bar and you will be amazed.


By the way,wats your birth day? asides the year..just month and day?

I suspect either feb-march born or Aug-sept

Pisces,leo or virgo.

Jadekitana:
I reject that in Jesus name how can this be coming from you toks2008?

lol..i was just finding a ryhme to sonofmark...just teasing.

But in case you dont know,there is a moniker called sonoflucifer and that was exactly who i was referring to.

Jadekitana:
Can you imagine? Every disappointment is indeed a blessing. While I was seriously sad about my Boss sending me on a yeye official errand I never knew I was gonna meet a very intelligent nairalander

I got to the firm and was told to wait at the reception that their Almighty boss was in a meeting with someone. I was there for over an hour and was getting really impatient when this tall handsome guy walked in. Think he came to Audit the firm cos the receptionist called him Auditor. He went to drop his bag and came back to gist with the ladies,he was very jovial.

After sometime he turned to my direction and was like "that frown isn't good at all" put a smile on your face,its too early in the day to be frowning like that. I didn't know when I shouted i'v been waiting here,i'm tired already. The next thing I heard was "Endtime tiredness" I was trying to recollect were I'v read that phrase then I remembered twas Nairaland. I became interested in the fellow instantly! No need beating around,i asked if he was a nairaland member,he said he's a guest but I didn't believe him. I suspect he's Thesonofmark though he had beards, full beards.

We gisted about the forum,romanceland especially! He said he doesn't visit romanceland, he only checks career,autos,celebrity and pet because of his dogs. The guy was neat,cute,jovial very very intelligent as we talked about auditing which I plan on getting a professional qualification in. I didn't release my contact because I suspect he's a popular guy here but doesn't wanna disclose that.

If you know you the Auditor I met this morning @ prince Amadi's firm in Oniru, I know you would see this either as a guest or member I don't care, you better be sincere so we can be friends. I still need to learn a lot about auditing from you and a lot of other things pm me! We can still meet at BLD on admiralty way, lunch is on me!

No worry,you go soon meet son of lucifer.

cherrymum:
Why do u keep trying so hard to rub it I that I'm a single mum. That part of my life doesn't hurt one bit, trust me. It's a path I chose with all my senses intact and I will do it again and again and again so kiss my ass on that. I would consider love with a real pig than you. You are a low life animal. U disgust every piece of me. I'm very sure u were cursed by your parents, no mother will pray for a disappointment like u. because I'm not living by ur rules of staying with a man to enjoy the name MRS means I should feel bad because that suck-away u call a mouth is running. Taaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh tufiakwa, I'd rather end up a lesbian than choose to be with a sonofabitch like u.

P.S:- I'm a single mum and I rock!!!
Fool at 40, can u boast of a child this cute. Oloshious fellow!

wow cute boy.

Let me advice you for the sake of your son.

Maintain proper decorum,curse less and you will be happier.

There is more to life than your endless unwarranted sarcasm and vulgarity.

You have no reason under the sun to just barge into this thread and pronto you started cursing me about dieing...gosh are you human or one irrational homo erectus?

please please just negodu and be civil.

Im deeply sorry for tauting you with your single motherhood but i just felt there must be a reason for your continual sardistic and melanchonic disposition and the only reason i could hinge your sociopathic actions on is frustration of facing harsh conditions as a single mum but all the same i apologize for bringing that up.

Nevertheless i want to beg you...PLEAse and please,ignore my threads if you cant cope with my standview rather than follow me on my threads just to start cursing me.

I enjoy writing these stuffs and i have the right to my opinion so please just ignore any thread created by me.

Good night.

cherrymum:
This is why you will die a lonely, sad, sick, deluded piece of lawma.

Do i need any more confirmation?

You barged into a thread you have an option to ignore and the next thing is to start throwing shades over what really?

Cherrymum i say to your face.You have serious mntal dsorder and you need help fast.

Just read your comments again and you will see that all is definitely not well with you.

I will nev er respond to your comments again cos you are definitely not worth it.

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU.

cherrymum:
Ooooh trust me, he knows better than to allow ur poo take the space of more fp worthy topics. Toks go find better work. Go and forge certificate and work somewhere pls.

wan ti gbori wole o.

Awon ta n wi ti de. Ekabo ma se daa da le de?

Abeg help me find work as i need one badly.Oponu ato le.rather than behave well cos who knows..i just might employ her.

Apparently your case seems hopeless but i had adviced you earlier not to lose faith.The fact that you are a single mum and jobless does not mean all hope is gone.

Just maintain proper decorum and you just might be lucky to have one man pity you and make you an extra wife cos you dont have wat it takes to be the only woman in a mans life.

You are a sorry case.

Strahovski1:
This toks2008 is fvcking misogynistic chauvinist!

Chai!

I am enjoying this.

As for you aureen i would like to know you so that i can pay you whatever im owing you because twice you have created threads specifically for me.

For the records..all those things i write are not an expression of my personality but they are simple realities of life and as a no holds bar pragmatic freelance writer,it is very expedient that i write things the way they are and not as i perceive or want them to be.

I hope you get this.

Oliviaarims:
Okay...U need not have bothered with all the explanations, though. What I wrote earlier about the mod not liking ur writeup today was on a lighter note.

I had been waiting for the right time to express those so you gave me the chance.

aureen:
What If God Blesses Toks2008 With Only Female Children.

If GOD opens your eyes to know the type of guy i am,you will fast and pray to be mine.

So Yes i will even beg my daughter to marry a man like myself.

Oliviaarims:
Maybe lalasticalala isn't very happy with ur thread today,so he wants it to remain here... lol

Not really

I pride myself as a good writer and 95% of my write ups are insightful hence front page worthy and it has nothing to do being a front page.freak and that is why i usuallyu crave his indulgence 3 times maximum and i let go afterwards.

One fact remains that good writers like me are on nairaland and their articles should be appreciated because these romance write ups makes nairaland lively especially the romance section.

98% of nairaland frontage materials are usually reported elsewhere before it hits the front page but it is only romance topics that seem to be 98% original.

Oliviaarims:
I'm not making any excuses for the OP... I've got absolutely no reason to do that. As a matter of fact,I find most of his threads quite infuriating. But perhaps,this was just how I chose to interpret it in order to put my own msg across.

And yea,we aren't talking about guys and girls here...just about the girls. But this is not to be taken to mean that guys are free to run wild and explore as they wish, just because the discourse isn't centred on them.

I had always knew you have some sense tucked up in that your brain.

I am not asking any lady to stay in an abusive affair and i made that very very clear neither did i advice any lady to stick to a guy who does not want her but the truth is just what it is.

A man can never ever be placed on the same level of sexual chastity with a lady and im sorry if this is hard to decipher so my point is that ladies should think very well before getting into any affair.Thats all.

By the way is lalasticlala still a mod on nairaland? Its not just about my threads butI dont like it when thoughtful threads lie fallow. I will be glad for more viewers to contribute to this.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]i've realized that women and men cannot and never be on the same pedestal sexually; therefore, championing for their support will do me no good than worsen what is already on ground.

Whether we like it or not, the society does not look at a philanderer the same way it looks at a multiple dick fùcking woman.

I'm inclined to go with oga toks2008 on this one.

Take it or leave it![/color]

My broda this theory have been in existence for thousands of years and there is nothing anyone can do about it and anyone who tries to debunk this fact should just be ignored.

ronald4lif:
You're not making sense bruv, no need to get emotional when faced with an antithesis opinion. Please quote me when you're ready to be receptive for intellectual jostling. For now, it's bye from me. Cheers.

my point exactly.

You are not communicating but just using unecessary big big grammer.

You started by attacking me calling me misso wettin sef,writing that im this and that and the need to seek refuge in christ..soro niyen?

Please dont even bother quoting me.

kinglekan:

Oga Toks ordinary intellectual argument your bp don dey rise above sea level? Oga gidi gan ooo .

Why on God's green earth would ronald4lif want to impress you? Are you Obama? Or Cameron? .

He dropped his opinion like every rational person would on a thread created on a public forum and you decided to be insulting. Now the heat is up and you are now a cry baby?

Then you finally had to end your tittle-tattle above with pure conjecture asking to be quoted you in heaven....Oga Toks you better start cracking jokes..

No offienseeee.

Insult ke

never..i dont do that..just stating facts witot any form of vulgarity.

ronald4lif:
Lame retort. Feeling gelded that a male can address issues rationally and without sounding condescending to the female gender?

Pal, platoons like yourself are the reason why Nigeria may never make headway in it clamour for a better and progressive society. It is said that any people or society that thinks less of women, that feels a man is superior and sidelined women in the grand scheme of things, will remain stagnant and progress will elude them. You should be used as a case study in teaching youngsters on machismo and it dangers to the world.

You feel so much important of yourself and your male ego is frightening. It has bludgeoned your psyche into a torpid state that you now falsely assume that by having a rod tangling in-between your legs gives you the edge and imperium to dictate over others and their way of life.

I don't know your domicile but I think you need to travel some more for a bid exposure and a total synchronising of your celebrum towards women. You need a brain overhauling to discard your misogynistic leanings. Geez!

Guy or lady please cut the chase.Im not down with your historical,rethorical and ecclesiastical mambo jumbo.

To start with please tell me exactly what is your issue with this write up?

But for the fact that you just want to practise your collections of grammertical terms which ofcourse does not impress me,i see no reason why you should be making a fuss about this.

I dont care what you believe or whether you are from earth or mars..my candid advice to you..stop reasoning like a jerk..YES its your opinion but where men talk,boys like you should learn.

Men and women can never ever be on the same level as far as sexuali chastity is concerned...Quote me in heaven.

mrnuur:
And the Oloshos were summoned

I pity any man married to any of the ladies in attendance.
No decent lady will attend such party.

Itsmenyou:
Awww! Truth hurts, don't it?

Don't be pained son. And if you can't help it, take a chill pill. And Yes, I am quoting you.

Next time you want to spit proverbs, do it in English, so gbo? The audience would like to know what you mean. At least you spewed the trash you wrote up there in it.

He who dispenses trash advice should be ready in equal measure to receive, and wholeheartedly embrace it. Kunta Kinte. 1806

Now i believe that common sense is very uncommon.

Dude please just try your best to communicate cos you are still not making sense.