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KINGinVAHALA2:
[b]Reading what the Op said just reminded me of what happened yesterday when i went to visit my former boss in his office, which also house a cyber cafe.

A pretty and shapely endowed lady came to scan and send mail, and what transpired turned the office into a comedy show.

Lady: Goodafternoon x3, please i want to scan and send a mail

Attendant: Ok, what are you scanning and how many?

Lady: "Na" paper and "Na" 3

Attendant: Ok, your fee is #400. #300 for scanning and time #100

Lady: Ok. But make i call first to know either the email na "@com.yahoo" or na ".yahoo" and i also need to buy time. I wan check my "Spacebook".

Attendant: You want to check your "spacebook" and also wanna call to know if the email you re sending the scanned documents to is "@com" or ".yahoo"?

Lady: Yes!

Attendant: *Sigh deeply* Its well. Ok, just make the call.

I was just looking and listening to the both of them laughing out my ass.[/b]

charix:
Hmm. A dearth of good topics nowadays it's only immature ones hitting frontpage. The quality of this forum has been dropping of recent, seems it's only during election periods this forum hits peak patronage.

Immorttal:
i thought you are minister of women affairs

DONSMITH123:
“I am not a womaniser, it was her non-challant altitude that led me into the arm of another woman,’’ Taiwo said.[/b]

http://dailypost.ng/2016/03/11/i-apply-love-charm-on-my-manhood-to-win-my-wife-back-man-tells-court/

neoapocalypse:
*sigh* If the institution you went to is a called a school then I'll glad dissociate myself from it and will have to agree with you that I didn't go through school.

Quick lesson in maths - when probability equals one then it is a certainty.

The silliest of comments was the thread you put up.

Just go back to being your usual backward thinking African man and please don't quote me again.

Immorttal:
hello toks2008. I will like to send you an article to modify. Can you give me your mail.Thanks.

rudebouy:
So wot do ppl like us who like both curves and brains? Wot do we do when we meet an intelligent chic with no curves?

neoapocalypse:
A few days ago toks2008 , or whatever , opened a thread about why unmarried Nigerian ladies should accept that their [b]Nigerian man will cheat on them [/b]if they desire to get married , and for the better part of that thread it was the same Nigerian guys who spoke against him and his ideas so what are you on about

brownsug:
Babe some guys will be so offended because u just burst their bubbles,some will pm u o,they will still do

banmee:
You and Toks2008 should hook up. You both think alike.

Jadekitana:
Toks2008 I just feel these lengthy explanations ain't necessary! U attracted to my level of IQ right? Fine I get what you trying to say but mind you there was never anywhere I indicated you were tripping. I haven't even thought about such, this is a faceless forum, we haven't met, you don't know me so I really don't know why u emphasising on the "oh i'm not tripping,its her IQ, if she ain't interested in friendship I walk out". Mind you before joining this forum I made up my mind not to associate with ANYBODY offline! And I haven't changed that. I broke that rule and gave you a private call. You must understand that this friendship u talking about is gonna be at my own pace and if u ain't patient enough.....well too bad, I don't rush things. I'm quite disappointed with the way u'v been going on and on here, I really don't understand where this is coming from. Anyway i'm a very private person, we have brought this issue to the public enough, I would call at night to thrash things maturedly.

wrongnumber:
Na wa o,Bros toks and aunty jadekitana go be powerful pair o.grammer jam grammer and brain jam brain and wait o.two of them sef fine well well.I dey watch una for 5d

donbenedict:
I neva said u should jump into an affair with her. A date isn't an affair. It's where two people meet in person to have a mutual discussion. Since u say u are thrilled by her creativity, I see no crime in u two gettn to be friends offline...

donbenedict:
alright. She is here, why not ask for a date.

donbenedict:
u havnt seen her before in reality, hav u?

Jadekitana:
Cutehector or whatever you call yourself, I noticed u always first to rush into my threads,is that a sign of boredom or joblessness? Now let's make things clear, I don't like you, your opinion is as useless as the p in psychology! Don't come here derailing my thread, I can be very friendly and the same time a thorn in your flesh! I don't mention you, I never do so i'd suggest u stop following me back to back like a Hot he-goat who smells c.unts! I believe i'm clear.

donbenedict:
I swear. I wonder why lalasticlala moved this to d front page. Phew

enoch273:
Okay just read through, although girls are still the worst, the degree they ve in these gold digging is out of this world..

Well I checked you out and damn! You are beautiful, I hope you don't mind if we become friends? Here is my digit: 08179538301......

Vikky014:
dts cool. i'm an extrovert but mumsy is trying so hard to turn me to an introvert bt it wont work

HughWilliams:
Hello Seun, Can you as a matter of urgency have the Christianity for Christians Section in the Religious Section of Nairaland? This is to reduce the number of Non-Christians posting offensive and insulting comments and articles on the Christian faith and Bible.. It should follow the format of the Muslim section in which the poster must accept that "I am a Christian and I believe in the Lord Jesus Christ as my Lord and Personal Saviour as the only way to salvation by the virtue of his crucifixion and death on the Cross of Calvary"

Thank you. Expecting your prompt and favourable action.

Seun:
Can you link to 5 to 10 of those topics which belittle women and their choices and made the home page at lightning speed?

Vikky014:
Kai they r always lonely

Vikky014:
heiyah. i do pity introverted guys. my brother is one

Vikky014:
Really u must be an introvert

Jadekitana:
I sense pride

DBriteLitehouse:
Oga Toks,you noh get ebeke at all.This piece make brain dye.

Jadekitana:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jadekitana:
I called you but you wanted more that's too fast! One step at a time.

Jadekitana:
You sure of that? well i'm not happy with you

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

Chukzyfcb:
It is situation like this that makes me doubt True-love really exist. Its Only when certain conditions are met that you'll see the Opposite sex claiming to be in Love. You didnt love me as a barber, how then do you want guys to be loyal when they find wealth. As a guy,
- Have a Legit job (any job or work)
- Drive a Good car
- Stay in a nice apartment or house
And you'll see women from all walks of live claiming love. THat word "Love" to me is too complex to Understand! For now, it only exists when certain conditions are met!