₦airaland Forum

ue:
d way Nigerians dey take dey collect bride price eehh, especially in d east....
me: papa/mama good day sir/ma
INLAWS: my son how are you sit *offers him garden egg* you can eat as much as you want
me: thank you sir*eats alot of garden egg*
INLAWS: ooh eeem we forgot to tell you, One garden egg cost #1500
me: *FAINTS*

TruthHurts1:
This should be automatic Front Page material. Mods do your work maza maza.

Uzoraustin:
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E make sense die. This's one of the best thread I have come across.

rabbaba:
. It made a lot of sense to me. Pls send it to my mail box if u don't mind. Rabbieze@yahoo.com. Thanks

cedargroove:
My heart bleed over this topic and even bleed more for people nowadays don't know how deep this article mean! Am a victim of such and I still can't understand till now, it's been over two years now. I still love my girl but since the attarck we never see eye to eye physically due to distance btw us and when we try to talk it out we don't see eye to eye on any step forward!

Teempakguy:
okay.

I guess having a fulfilled marriage is physically impossible unless you are a prayerful CHRISTIAN.

Muslims, and atheists, y'all can divorce yourselves now.

shumuel:
Lol, Okay,, i can see you didn't get the joke

anyways



Me wey no too hear yoruba sef know that proverb.

shumuel:
Its Toks thread, Let me book space first, am sure lalasticalala would stumble on the thread in 6 months time.

Ishilove:
Makes perfect sense

RexKex:
lol. . I sense you're a prophet, albeit a fake one.

RexKex:
Hmmmm.…


I would have read all that But on a second thought, Why would I When It is not a 6 credit load Course I'll pass. & I did pass.

dollyjoy:
well said.


tolerance and understanding is paramount in the marriage institution.



the instances you cited can be overlook if tolerance is there.

CaroLyner:
over to them married folks

Smellymouth:
E long oo

adedotman5:
I'm just an interview away from landing a banking job,the last interview is a formality cos the one I've passed is the main interview but I got an issue with my age, I stated on my cv that I'm two years younger than I am. Up till now, I have been using the online print out result for waec in everything I do, but after the last interview, the interviewer said they can't accept it so he told me to go and obtain the original. After much trouble, I obtained the result from my secondary school for 10k and the proprietor said he doesn't give out only waec, since I sat for neco in the school, I must collect both and neco cost 10k also.
Having gotten both, I decided it's better to present the neco result instead of the waec since it's got no age inscribed on it, also I'll be presenting my birth certificate so I just decided the neco is the better option so that my age doesn't contradict. But surprisingly, I was told they need the waec alone and not neco, remember if I present the waec, the age on it is different from the one on the birth certificate and they already have my birth certificate now. Please nairalanders I need your advise on this. Should I present the waec certificate and hope they don't discover, I'm really confused now

Swissheart:
that's funny.. ... I'll try do a moderate 'yanger'.

hotiegold:
My wedding colors will be gold and mauve,,,although my fiance may suggest cream n leaf green

onstelly:
I must join oh, not yet up to 30 but I wanna be here oh

endyfine79:
Thanx dear, I don't think its abt shyness, d thread is for d singles who r up to 30, may be we r jus few.BTW we need more matured men here

Chukzyfcb:
Just like I'v learnt from pastor kingsley okonkwo.
There is very little one can do with beauty, but so much can be done with ATTRACTION. No matter how you look, you need to POSSESS the ABILITY TO ATTRACT( for ur business, or relationship etc)

1) Have a healthy self esteem: people will see you the way you see yourself. Confidence is a very attractiv trait, that's why you can see an Ugly boy with the most beautiful chicks

2) Get a life: there is a glow that comes with being purposeful

3) Mental development: Intelligent people attract people. Read, observe, ask questions, be curious. It'll make you attractive in your daily conversation


4) And lastly Self support service: Eat well, exercise, take care of your body. Dress & smell good. Remmbr you'll be addressed the way you are dressed!

#bible says : a beautiful woman without good judgment is like having a ring in the pigs snout

uzolexis:
It's obvious you won't to be stuck in the Stone Age and there is nothing more I can say to help,so pls enjoy the 10th century.

heryourdayji:
I am in this relationship, and I and my boyfriend have had quite a rocky relationship. We often quarrel and argue and just recently, I found out that he had joined a dating website. This surprised me as I don’t know why he would do that while we were together. I confronted him and he apologized, claiming that he only did it because we were having a lot of problems and thought that we were done at the time. I was extremely hurt and angry so I broke up with him and told him that i never wanted to see him again.


The day after that, I was hanging out with one of my male friends, we got into a serious talk and ended up having sex.

I had sex with my friend, hoping it was going to make me feel better but i ended up feeling a lot worse after. I have never done things like this, but when I decided to sleep with my friend I don’t think that my boyfriend and I would ever get back together.



After a few days, he called me (my ex) we were talking and we got all emotional and we decided to give things another go. I love him so much and really want to be with him but I was sad because it took me having sex with my friend to realize how much I wanted my boyfriend back. Having sex with my friend also made me realize how easily mistakes are made so i am willing to forgive my boyfriend for joining the dating site.


We are back together now but I have not told him that I slept with someone else during our short break up and I really don’t want to tell him because i am afraid he will not forgive me and that I will lose him forever this time. I feel like I am being dishonest, which I so hate the feeling but I definitely hate the thought of having to tell him more. So my question is, if you sleep with someone else during a short break up do you need to tell your partner that u slept with someone else? Or is it none of their business when you have broken up?


Please I need good advice from mature romanceland esp guys

SSpeter:
I have not been feeling too well lately, I visited a clinic. I took some drugs but it didn't alleviate the pain so the doctor referred me to a friend of his at the teaching hospital. I got info that the place is often crowded to I decided to leave home early so that I could still utilise the latter part of the day. When I arrived, they were people already waiting for the doc. We queued while sitting on a bench. I was the last person on the bench although we sat comfortably, that means the bench could still accommodate one more person with a degree of discomfort. Minutes later, A beautiful lady....really pretty....walks towards me and was about to use her buttocks to shove me inwards without uttering a word. Immediately I expanded my legs and gave her a slight push....Just as I looked the other way.....People on the bench didn't even blink someone sitting on the bench even hissed.......when she stood and couldn't find where to sit she walked away embarrassed .....later a guy came and was like....good morning can I join you? I was like sure...I dragged my buttocks a bit and we all squeezed ourselves while sitting on the bench. She came back and was walking aimlessly starring icily at me. I just fix my Ipod, blast music.
..........................I know some other ladies do these act too but no matter how pretty or beautiful you are if you lack courtesy, you are a pile of trash waiting for lawma!

ugotuf:
All sexual sins DAMN! (sex out of wedlock). You don't believe this because you are blind in the 3rd eye.

uzolexis:
Your assertions are very wrong my friend. Yes I wrote the embolded and I didn't write anything indecent. I know i sounded a bit rude and i'm sorry about that but I was really irritated by your post,stop tying women's achievement to marriage, it's not helping our society. I work with an international research organisation and i'm presently working on a gender based project so I know what i'm saying, you really need to let go of this mentality but if you choose to stick with it pls stop spreading it by writing stuff like this.I am not living my life to please a man so I wont pattern my style of living according to what men desire.
Sorry to bust your bubble but very many responsible and enlightened guys fancy me. Stop judging pple by your own standards.

Bsc:
Let them also get pregnant the same day.

MzNelly:
No sweetheart, if you're going to come at me with your misogynistic and pompous lines, it would be in your best interest to stay in your lane.

The vile & anger towards beautiful ladies is silly...
What is your problem?

How many of them dumped you?

You always sound bitter and generalize beautiful women as sex objects.

Why? You can talk to me

cutebobo:
Can someone interpret the picture to me?

MzNelly:
Lmao... This man...

Just say no beautiful woman has ever given you a second glance that's why you're here ranting.

Beautiful women have good manners, great character and are hardworking too, so stop talking shït 'cause of your own insecurities.