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pekeyim:
All these sponsored report,

The source begged for anonymity,

Newspapers writing trash abi dem be blog?

@ this rate I can publish Buhari was smoking weed and say the source begged for anonymity and vice versa for GEJ.

The truth is that the core North will always support A Muslim, regardless of what He stands for or the so called thing he can deliver.


People that are complaining about GEJ have no idea How we have advanced even with the Boko Haram Menace sponsored to PULL HIM DOWN!

GEJ remains the only credible presidential candidate!

Eeeyah I can obviously sense the weakness in your argument.

My brother can't you see? Even with rigging Buhari wil still win.

See let everybody understands this is not about buhari but a wave of sentimental decision hinged on obvious facts.

Nigerians will not mind voting a goat into power rather than vote in a thief who siphoned 20billion dollars which is a whole year budget in 2009 while my pregnant sister died due to stampede in the bid to get a decent immigration ob •weeping•

Christians neeed teachings on how to settle down in marriage fast.

That is the only way to prevent sexual sins. A matured chrstian adult who remains single for long will likely commit sexual sins.let's get factual and stop hypochrisy.

EroticAngelina:
its high time i bought lots of dollars and keep, so that i can change it when it gets higher!

Forex trading lol

If only naira is trading on the online platform I would bedrkking

Why do people cheat on their partner?

I have sat down to think deep concerning the reason why people cheat on their partners and are always drawn to the act even if they try to avoid it.

It has been said that if you cheat on someone who is ready to do anything for you then you have actually cheated yourself out of true loyalty and many people also cheat because they are busy focusing on what they are missing rather than what they have.

In my opinion i believe people cheat because of the complexity of our desire in the opposite sex.

A lady wants a successful,sexy,cute,caring and GOD fearing guy but because she can't easily find all these in one man,she settles for Dare because he is successful but has deep feelings for John because he is very GOD fearing yet can't seem to forget her ex who is so sexy and will carelessly be caught in the web of indecision and would not mind to have one for keeps,and have flings with another.

A guy wants a lady who can cook very well,sexy,humble and GOD fearing but Titi who is devilishly sexy is so arrogant and can't even cook noodles while Abigail is a magician in the kitchen but not sexually appealing meanwhile Bisi is so sexy as well as extremely good in the kitchen but she is a damn flirt without a dint of fear for GOD.

So you start dating one for the sexiness and run to one to have nice meals thereby trying to have your cake and eat it.

We must understand that no one has it all, it is for us to sit down and ask ourselves what is paramount to us and if it is the sexiness,we should go for that and if it is The fear of GOD we can always settle for a lady that has that rather than jumping from one partner to another for different selfish needs.

If you like, change your spouse a million times,you will always realize that we all have good and bad sides and there will always be a reason to leave that new affair as well as a reason to hold on.

A married man meets a single lady on a social media and gives her a forlorn hope of marital union then she discovers he is marred with children and the best way to show her anger was to kill the man even after the man promised her of compensation

This is why i don't even go near a lady i don't intend marrying because hell has no fury than a woman scorned. Rest in peace to the randy married man.

What a crazy way to end his life...

Na wao

see curves but the problem is that most sweet looking chics like this usually go for highest biders.

If i see a pepper seller with this kain curve walahi i go capture am.I love curvy chics die.

We call it condense ice-cream

A must buy for me everyday in the early 80s WOW!

iresearcher:
PDP e-thugs be like



A: And what's your candidates major achievement in the last 6 years?
P: He brought back our trains.
A: What did he do about education?
P: Our trains are working!
A: About health?
P: Trains from Port Harcourt
A: About security?
P: Haven't you seen the new trains? Even Buhari travelled in them?
A: What about corruption?
P: Look at the trains! You blind bat! You've been bought by APC! silly goat! Train will kill you! ! Blind Fool

Please i would advise any one clamoring for the return of Jonathan to stop abusing pro change loyalists and state at least 3 reasons why they think we should allow PDP to continue rulling this country after stagnating us for 16years. Please get this straight one last time, IT IS NOT ABOUT BUHARI BUT ABOUT CHANGE. IF AFTER 4YEARS WE HAVE THE COURSE TO SACK BUHARI, WE WILL WITHOUT A SECOND GUESSING.PLEASE BE REASONABLE

Yoruba adage says the suffering that befalls a mother should not befall her child and if i gave birth to a girl child 16years ago, i believe that by a rare stroke of faith, she will be a mother at 16 and it is a taboo for her to face the same stagnancy with her child.

ENOUGH OF CLUELESSNESS,ENOUGH OF A PHD HOLDER THAT CAN NOT MAKE A CHANGE.

eliment:
If the tweets here are anything to go by GEJ its game over. otuoke straight start making preparation

The handwriting is clear,if the real results of feb election is not tampered with,Buhari will occupy aso rock come may 29

orobs93:
I don't believe dis don jazzy is just too matured for dis

I know that age is not maturity but judging from jazzy's age, he is still a young man and if you listen to dbanj ressent songs you will agree that he is fond of using spiteful words.

sleekp1:

Corruption
noun
1.the act of corrupting or state of being corrupt.
2.moral perversion; depravity.
3.perversion of integrity.
4.corrupt or dishonest proceedings.
5.bribery.
6.debasement or alteration, as of language or a text.
7.a debased form of a word.

Stealing
noun
1.the act of a person who steals.
2.Usually, stealings. something that is stolen.
adjective
3.given to or characterized by theft.

Bet you didn't know corruption is not the synonym of stealing.

I will pretend i never saw this.

This is why we can never move forward in this country. Even a kindergarten knows that stealing is a by product of corruption hence can not be dissociated from each other.

Ok please i will need you to explain once again another blunder of your comedian in chief

[size=18pt]President Jonathan.."most corruption is just ‘common stealing’?[/size]

http://africacheck.org/reports/is-president-jonathan-right-to-claim-most-corruption-is-just-common-stealing/

[size=30pt]Ph.D. President Jonathan says: ”What many Nigerians refer to as corruption is actually stealing. Stealing is not the same thing as corruption.” -


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Even a tout will never say this

See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/nigerian-politicians-thieves-corrupt/#sthash.fsdUhSis.dpuf

[size=50pt]Even if Buhari has a tissue paper as certificate, i will still vote for him.

This is not about sentiments. Jonathan with all his Phd has failed,lets try a drop out.

Good leadership is not about academic qualifications but its simply about having a sincere heart.[/size]

PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN, A VICTIM OF AVOIDABLE MEDIOCRITY.

Your excellency,i salute you sir on your courage to lead the most populous black nation on earth and i must state the fact here that you are indeed favored by GOD and i really thank GOD for your life because on November 20, 1957, when a peasant farmer named Jonathan and his wife gave birth to a baby boy at their humble homestead in Otuoke, they never imagined that the boy would become famous beyond the rural confines of Ogbia kingdom. Not for once did it occur to them that this boy would one day become the first Deputy Governor of Bayelsa State rising, by dint of hard work and the intervention of fate, to become Governor of same sate and within few years rise to become the vice president and subsequently the president of the most populous black nation in the world,a position many have died in the bid to occupy but was handed over to you on a platter of diamonds.

Sir,before i continue,i would like you to check my records at INEC and you will find out that four years ago,i voted for you with such a great passion and even mobilized many people to do same in and outside my family but today,i weep not because i regret casting my vote for you but because many people who i influenced to vote for you now look at me in such a way that usually makes me wonder why i had to involve them in making same mistake.

I must also state that i am not a pro Buhari and i have absolutely nothing against you as a person and that is why i will never make the mistake of cursing you because as a thorough breed Yoruba man,i am trained never to talk down on people especially the elderly.

Nevertheless,i want to state emphatically that in my humble opinion as well as that of many Nigerians,YOU HAVE FAILED US and you have allowed yourself to become a victim of avoidable mediocrity because for 6years you have made mockery of that exalted seat especially in the area of corruption and insecurity which have characterized your administration.

In a country where graduates die like chickens in the bid to get a job after going through the stress of acquiring a degree,where millions live below 1usd per day,where the masses suffer because of gross incompetence of the people at the elms of affairs,where million of lives have been lost to insurgency,i will start by asking you just two questions out of countless ones that may need urgent answers through any of your spokes men and maybe a logical answer to these questions might just make me and millions of Nigerians risk that mistake once more by voting for you come February 14th.

1.As the commander in chief of all the armed forces in Nigeria, can you tell us in clear terms why you have not been able to curb the insurgence of Boko haram to the bearest minimum despite the intelligence we have and the resources available to the government.

2. Why is it still difficult till this moment why Nigerians still do not know what happened to the missing $20billion crude oil money which is over N3.2thrillion which is equivalent of the 2009 national budget gone just like that.

Mr president,do you have an idea what can be done with this money? do you know that this money alone can transform the economy of this country and bring a new lease of livelihood to million of Nigerians in just one year?

Mr president,we love you so much but loathe your governance and we will not hesitate to try another hand whether he is old,uneducated,forgetful,sick and so on,we will not hesitate this time around to experiment once again just the same way we gave you the chance.

Of what use is it if we have an educated president who can not give us succor but will have the guts to inflict pains and hardship on us so lackadaisically?, and i will never forget how you woke up on the 1st of January 2012 to increase pump price by over 100% and i can only wonder what sought of human will do that.Of what use is it when we have a Phd holder who can not administer proper governance for 6years and of what use is it if we have a young man who have surrounded himself with charlatans and have intentionally made himself a victim of avoidable mediocrity?

Yes we know Buhari is an old man,yes we know he is an illiterate as claimed by some people,yes we know he may have ill-health and yes we know he is so forgetful that he can not remember his phone number but nevertheless,i believe that logically speaking,an old man with a presumed ill-health will do what he can to leave a good legacy knowing he has little time left on earth.

We are not saying Buhari is the messiah neither are we saying that he has the magic stick but for just two years that he was the head of state,Nigerians can attest to his doggedness in fighting corruption and if in 6years of your leadership, we have only seen same corruption been legalized with indicted individuals refusing to resign and acting with unequal impunity,people with criminal records been chosen by you as appointees,the best we can do is to try another hand.

If after 4years Buhari does not give us a good reason to retain him, we will vote him out.

For 16years we have tried the PDP government and a girl child born 16years ago by stroke of rare fate would have given birth to another and it is unfair for a mother and child to suffer same wicked fate.

We are tired of mediocrity,we are tired of excuses,we are tired of lackadaisical governance. WE NEED A CHANGE.

Those days of rigging are gone, we are wiser now,its time for us all to use the power we have which is our voting power to create the change we need.

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THIS MAN NAH CLOWN[/size]

one4GOD:
You have just gotten what you are looking for. Not only do i know how to prepare 50% but can do much more. Though i am not calabar but i schooled and lived there all my life.

chai!!

No need to go through long process of nairaland mail, just add Olatokunbo Olabode Korede as facebook friend and we can meet.

I am so tired of this efo riro ewedu food.

one4GOD:
You have just gotten what you are looking for. Not only do i know how to prepare 50% but can do much more. Though i am not calabar but i schooled and lived there all my life.

chai!!

Can we meet?

Frankiss44:
Am telling you... You need to see the both of them on their wedding day, the show of love was just like scenes you see in Hollywood. How the dude turned into a monster is beyond me...

He has been arrested already and will surely face the wrath of the law. But nothing can bring back the dead.

Ladies please walk away without warning once you notice signs of violence in your relationship. She threatened to walk into the police station and report him, and that fetched her more beating and he locked her up for months without access to her phones. He barely gave her food and she didn't take her bath for a long time.

It is a pathetic story

GUARD YOUR MARRIAGE

When i look at the way marriages crash and the sad stories of bizarre happenings in marriages i tend to think deep and wonder.

There are some marital conflicts that look so ordinary and usually explainable yet could be as a result of spell from people within or outside the family especially marriages of African descend.

Trust me, i have heard of strange things leading to marital break-up.

-Marriages destroyed because of argument over N20 toothpaste.

-Man beats his wife to death over very flimsy issue

-A lady after 5years of marriage suddenly starts saying she will walk away at a certain age to start all over without any logical reason after spending 11years with a man and eventually left.

-A man suddenly leaves a wife and children and starts a life with a new lady without any logical reason.

-A man or woman who have been so decent and GODly suddenly starts misbehaving.

I can continue to highlight very absurd happenings in marriages and this has made me conclude that we need to guard our marriages with diligence.

When some crazy things start happening,its not the time to start nagging because that will even make matters worse but it is the time to go on your kneels and call on the creator of that institution to make amends.

We need to pray relentlessly against the devil's hand in our marriage because marriage is not physical but very spiritual and we must treat it as such making sure we always allow the spirit of GOD to take control.

I'm sorry to write this on a social media but please permit me to because i can't imagine how a man will beat his wife to death and latter blame it on the devil.

If you are a man and have been doing this please i beg you in GOD's name.go and show your skills outside and the next bus-stop to your house will be just fine as you are sure to see at least one of the agberos who will be more than willing to engage you.

But if you refuse to stop this barbaric act then THUNDER FIRE YOU AND THAT YOUR HAND WILL GO LIMP WHEN NEXT YOU TRY IT IN JESUS NAME!

mumu men fighting and beating up ladies who are known to be weaker vessels.

And for the ladies please i beg you,know when to just keep mum and i always say to men that beating up your wife is part of marital infidelity.

If your boyfriend beats you then he will kill you if you get married to him. If your hubby does it the first time just assume its a mistake and forgive but if he does it the second time abeg leave him to your parents house and also report him to the police.

If he comes begging with undertaken with the police that he will never raise his hand against you again then give him another chance but please RESPECT YOUR HUSBAND AND DON'T EVER EVER CURSE HIM.

I will say REST IN PEACE TO THIS LOVELY LADY who was beaten to death by the man who promised to love her for ever.

Who is that guy in the extreme left? looks so much like me.

If anybody thinks campaigning in 36 states is a childs play then such person should think again.

Just got back from a rally and i can imagine how stressful it can be,

Which kain temptation be this early sunday morning?


[size=20pt]PLEASE IF YOU ARE A CALABARIAN OR AN AKWA IBOMITE LADY WHO CAN COOK JUST HALF OF THE DIFFERENT DELICACIES DISPLAYED ON THIS THREAD AND YOU ARE READY TO SETTLE DOWN PLEASE LETS MEET.

CHAI! [/size]

Its pure ignorance.

Only a lady with a low cut or no hair should cover her head but ladies with long hair needs no covering because the long hair of a woman is a natural covering for her head.


1 Corinthians 11 vs 13-15

"13Judge in yourselves: is it proper that a woman pray unto God uncovered? 14Does not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? 15But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.

Its pure ignorance.

Only a lady with a low cut or no hair should cover her head but ladies with long hair needs no covering because the long hair of a woman is a natural covering for her head.


1 Corinthians 11 vs 13-15

"13Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered? 14Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? 15But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.

Doublyu:
This might sound untrue or Fictional but it is so True. My name is Kelvin. I stay in Port Harcourt. On a faithful thursday evenin, I went to SPAR (the new PH Mall) to buy somethings. I was in d the company of my then secondary school classmate who is now a doctor. After we did our shopping and we went to pay, I saw dis pwetty lady. She was d cashier. After I paid I gve ha compliments and she blushed soo hard I could evn see ha make ups falling off her face. So I gve ha my card and She promised to call. Later dat evenin she did call.. I askd ha to cme and visit me. And She did. Looking @ dis lady in my room I felt I shld start Ravaging her! After a while, we strted kissing and in a less dan a minute she was unclad. Then I noticed a ring on her hand. I tot it was all dese fancy ladies ring. So I asked, and she was so plain to say she was married. I tot she ws kidn until she brought out her daughters pix from ha bag and showed me to proove it. I lost the urge immediately. I wondered why a married woman would want to cheat on her husband. I asked ha to leave and ofcourse she did.
Note: I would stil have done wateva but I don't sleep with married women! Hell NO!!!
Please guys, I hope I did the right thing..*winks*...

I really don't know the type of spirit that operates in many women today and marital institution have been mocked so well.

Imagine giving herself to you just like that.Chai

I will never forget the day i stumbled across a chat between a guy and my ex stating that she called my ex because he was Hot wild and wet that he wants her to make him cum and i began to wonder the type of dirty act this can be when the guy is so aware that she is a married lady.

I will simply advice responsible guys to maintain a status quo, there are many unmarried sweet looking chics around and must never allow yourself to be in bed with any married lady not even the ones that foolishly claim they are separated.

Separation is not divorce and you are either married or divorced, no in-between

soultender:
I'm grateful for your reply,considering the fact that I want to go into it newly,the second option appeal more to me.
When and how do I go about the registeration process?
Thanks.

I will be sincere with you all.

It saddens my heart that Many Nigerian youths want to make money but forex trading in my opinion is only for people with huge equity because if you think you can start this business with 100usd,200usd or even 500usd then you had better have the patience of a saint because just one trade error and the whole money is gone no matter how good you think you are.

Having made this point, i would like you to know Soultender that your profit expectation is dependent on the risk used and though i am experimenting a 15% daily risk at the moment which gave about 50% last month, i will not suggest more than 10% maximum risk a day even if its high,it seems to be the logical risk to use for small equities below usd3k

So if you are thinking of investing anything less than usd1k then don't expect more than an average of 20/30% profit monthly but with compounding interest can be over 4k in 12months.

But if you want to start with small equity like 500usd then i don't know how you will reconcile the fact that you will be expected to earn about 20/30% of that and also pay N6500 from that and pay your bills from there too.

So the bottom-line is that whether you want to use the system for manual or 100% automation, starting with not less than usd1k will make sense so that when you make like 30% of that in a month it will make sense to you.

People want to pay their bills trading fx and only bigger equity can help you achieve that.

So if you are ready soul tender you can call me.

Thanks

benuejosh:
bros live story, how is what you just copied and paste beneficial to a man who earns #20,000 as monthly salary, with a family of 5.

I get fascinated when i see threads like this and trust me, all the listed opportunities are worthwhile BUT THE BIG PROBLEM WILL ALWAYS BOIL DOWN TO START OFF CAPITAL

Anyways, anyone who is simply interested in generating good funds to start a business can take advantage of this global financial empowerment program and in seven months you are guaranteed to make over N400,000 which you can use to start any business of your choice.

https://www.nairaland.com/1964618/earn-up-25137-zero-start

derecho:
The good heart is what many question.Buhari can't be trusted bros

That is prejudice. Just let's see nd by the way this is democrasy o

soultender:
Pls how can I get started with it?
Dont ignore this request pls

Before i answer you i want to state her emphatically that if anyone uses this system as instructed and after one month is not happy with it,i will return the subscription fee in full with an added inconvenience fee.

There are two ways to use the system which are

1.Manually with auto entry: With just your traders password needed, i will attach the system to your account and all you do is check your account every 30mins and if a position opens, just add to the position with a stipulated lot size and if you make profit for the day,stop trading but if you make a loss in the first position try with the second position and this means the maximum position you will take in a day manually is two and take your profits or losses as they come.

For this method all i will do is put your account on VPS(An environment that allows trades to go on your platform even if you close your computer and you don't even have to be connected to the internet).

You only pay a monthly subscription of N6,500(about usd35) for accounts from 1usd to usd2999 and the N6,500 includes the VPS fee for a month and the subscription. Any account of usd3,000 and above will be subject to a payment of 30% commission on profits.

2.100% automated trading: You don't have to lift a finger, just go about your life and do other profitable stuffs while you trade profitably.

Same subscription as explained above.

You will have the choice to pick any of 3 risk levels,5% daily risk exposure which can give average of 10% profit a month/
10% daily risk which can give average of 20% a month
15% daily risk which can give average of 30% a month.


I also give great commission to people who refer friends to use this system and you will get N1,000 each and every month on any one who subscribed to this system through for accounts below 3,000usd and you will get 15% monthly commission on profits made on any account above usd3k referred by you.

Lets make money together in a steady and realistic way.

For more info you can e-mail: forexrefuge@yahoo.com or call 09098760399

Remember:If you subscribe and after one month you are not satisfied with the performance, i will refund your money or come here to call me a scam.

Not everyone can trade manually and even me with all my knowledge can not due to indiscipline so lets be wise and stop losing money. If you have tried manual trading so many times and failed then using a good trading method is the best way to go either as comparison to your personal trade decision or as 100% trade module.Forex trading is not about pride or ego,its about making a success out of it which ever route we take. No one knows it all