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msWelder2437:
Need a toy boy for 4 weeks. I will pay you 300k per week Need a toy boy for 4 weeks. I will pay you 300k per week

Ritualist.

obiekunie01:
gbamsolutely!

she been think say e dey easy out there.


and on top of that, no man wants to be in the bad book of the alafin by being seen chopping wetin oba don chop!

Exactly.

No sane man will dare. Maybe she should relocate.

Oba of Benin, Ooni, Alafin and any first class oba's exes are high risk for any man except such a man is ignorant of the culture.

lalasticlala:
Happy birthday to my daughter.

Now it is confirmed that our very own lala is a cute man cos in most cases, daughters usually look like thier dad especially the first ones.

Many happy returns in Jesus name.

ebukajay184:
MC Morris Plans To Relocate To Nigeria Due To High Cost Of Living In Canada (Photo)

Nigerian comedian, MC Morris, says he plans to relocate to Nigeria due to the high cost of living abroad, IgbereTV reports.

In a post shared on his Instastories, MC Morris listed some of the items he pays ''exorbitant fees'' for. He said this is his last month in Canada as he is on his way back to Nigeria.

https://igberetvnews.com/1404670/mc-morris-plans-relocate-nigeria-due-high-cost-living-canada-photo/

2300$ for monthly rent
400$ for monthly issuance
80$ for wifi monthly
75$ for phone bill
100$ for car park.
Feeding, gas and small family problem not included yet o.
This is my last month in Canada, naija here I come, naija nor difficult like this.

He is indeed a comedian.

Cut your coat according to your material is the best way to survive abroad.

He can spend half of this if he is smart.

NtiObaEneke:
Genetics doesn't work this way. The man may have all the qualities, but in the selection, the child will end up inheriting all the undesirable qualities in their combined gene pool.

Still a smart move. Better than going for the opposite.

I don't need her 1M. I'm more than qualified and I go do am for free but the child will have access to me cos every child deserves to know his or her father.

Smart lady.

Is there a law prohibiting any student from carrying out their freedom of expression? If NO then they should let her be.

CyberBishop:
Got in a. Week

How much please?

And which state office?

superCleanworks:
Do how does wearing a suit and white gown validate your being a Christian?
Please what part of your Christianity or Christian teaching according to God or Jesus says you must do a white man's type of wedding aftet doing the wedding according to your tribe and culture?

Okay let us see how your common sense works. I will transfer N20k to you if you can prove this according to the words of God or Jesus. You have till 12pm today to prove this.

Lol

Semaj77:
I'm just coming from the immigration office and the officer told me it would drop today or tomorrow and has said I'd do express assuring me it would take 3 days to come out. Let's see what happens

How much is express with 32 pages?

grandstar:
I am a Jehovah's Witness and we are admonished to have only one: either the traditional or the white wedding. We are not to do both as it's a waste of money.

What most important is that the marriage is registered. So, even a low key registry wedding is okay. The reason why court is important is that we have to abide by Caesers laws (Read Roman's 13:1-7, Titus 3:1). Once you've done the court wedding you're considered married even if you decide not to do a traditional or white wedding.

Nice one

BigBashiru:
In a vast majority of the cases the men are spilling money on old expired oloshos who are actually used up old hags.... what they are celebrating, I do not know!

I just don't want to shake tables in this aspect.

I have a thread in my head about this but I won't create it cos it will break the Internet.

onthehill:
Actor, RMD Shares Throwback Photo, Wonders How He Was Regarded As A Fine Man And Good Dresser

Veteran Nollywood actor, Richard Mofe-Damijo, wondered how people called him a fine man and good dresser many years ago after he shared this throwback photo on his Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CVky-WjAwjI/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

He is even finer now.

Karnice600:
So what do you call a court wedding?
Can you break kolanuts and read the Bible in a single marriage setup?
Can you Pour out spirit from a bottle of Shnapps to fulfill ancestral rites and call on the Holy Spirit to seal up the marriage as well in a single setup?

Marriage will forever be affected by Divinity or religion. It's not about the white man's tradition here. It's about your religion.
So you can do more than one if your religious beliefs projects a different picture on marriage rites from your traditional setup,I.e meeting all demands required.

There's nothing cool in trashing any of these as rubbish.

I don't know the traditional wedding you are referring to but the one I know, they pray to GOD through Jesus coupled with the authentic prayers from Parents which is far stronger than that of a pastor.

Lalas if you need a validation from a pastor just go get blessings from your pastor

WHITELIGHTER:
Well, lessons learnt...my previous marriage which I spent hell on, only lasted under 2yrs...next is only gonna be small trad and I carry madam enter house...if she ain't down with that, I moooove!!

Eyah. Sorry bro.

Honesty.

TheOldGods:
you have time to be arguing with a woman, who bends down to pee. These people are beneath us. Just read her comment, because it is irrelevant. Only reply your fellow men.

No no biko modify this post.

I respect women and they are not beneath us in any way.

Yes they always view things from the emotional and sentimental point of view but then that is what makes them females.

I just don't condole the abusive ones.

Konor:
Oga rest! That your juju no go work today

You don't need juju to make front-page... Just create sensible threads.

Where is Baba Ejima to be talking about Lalasticlala

Kissmyassbiach:
You claim it’s because white weddings are not a part of the religion when really you’re just broke, and I’m the one to be mute? Don’t start arguments you cannot defend. Have a wonderful day.

Kilagbe kileju? Does it not even bother you that you are reasoning this way?

Where is the argument? The write up is as clear as crystal. White wedding is a waste of time AND MONEY regardless whether the guy is broke or not.

So the best thing any reasonable lady who is not a liability or leech should do is let go of the option and focus on the traditional wedding and if she must have the white wedding, she simply takes care of the financial implications.

It is total witchcraft to reason otherwise.

Kissmyassbiach:
Is it common sense y’all lack? If you call yourself a Christian, you have to do white weddings. What does that have to do with traditions?

And here we go..

Who made this rule? Show me one place in the Scriptures that spoke about white wedding.

Just look at th audacity of your post lol!

PlayMaker14:
May God continue to bless Sir Reno Omokri for me....


He made me realize that “White Wedding” is the European traditional marriage and made me see how we Africans lavish so much money for European Traditional Marriage. (White Wedding)

I have written about this many years back and the thread graced the front page but I just want to reiterate with this thread.

White wedding ko, blue wedding ni...

To think that some Pastors preach that until you do a white wedding also known as "Church wedding".. You are not considered married...

I call this foolishness that has no basis in our tradition as Africans or even in the Scriptures.

I will advise any man to focus on the traditional wedding and go ahead to register the wedding if they want but if the lady insists on having a white wedding, let her take care of the entire financial demands except you have enough money to throw away.

May we be emancipated from mental slavery

Righteousness2:
It is Expected !

If your Eyes are opened you will see that the Proponents of the evil " Build Back Better" aka the Globalist with their "Great Reset" agenda are bent on ruling the World through a Single Worldwide system of Government!
They need to Crash down a whole lot to launch in their Program.

Personally! I am through with this World! They can have the World and all the Evils and Manipulations! I am bound for Heaven!

Will you jut shush? Must you apply your sermon to every thread even those that has no correlation?

Vlibray:
what crash ?
una go dey post shit
bitcoin soared to an ath of 67k last week ---nothing goes up in a straight line >bitcoin has to correct then repump

Serious rubbish and nonsensical post. Ignorant people posting shits.


The crash is just about to begin after a retest of res level 65k

Bitcoin is most likely crashing once again to test the lowest low of 22k


Watch the video I posted last two weeks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMtoe6JFQM8

kaymart:
All Osibanjo does is just a talk.
He's so regarded and so conformable at this relegated position of talk talk talk.
He need to change his game

Hopefully when he becomes the president.

The constitution as it is relegates a VP to be as important as the president makes him to be and this is why many ignorant people keep wailing about him not doing enough because the truth is... As a VP he can do nada except what his principal asks of him.

We could see his independence when Buhari handed over affairs to him during the time he was in UK recieving treatment and that made BUHARI STOP HANDING OVER TO HIM.

2braithe:
Na why hin con use small prick rape our eyes.

Don't ever judge a dck size in its flaccid state.

Any reasonable person should know this.

cephas10:
Tinubu needs to understand that the North wants Osibanjo, they are the ones emboldening him to forge on as against his boss Tinubu. The south western elites wants Tinubu, but the North and most other parts of Nigeria would prefer Osibanjo. The North and most of us knows that Tinubu is very corrupt and we know that asides power for power sake, Tinubu has nothing else to offer Nigeria in terms of quality, dynamic leadership. Tinubu will just go there and empower himself and his cronies, then when he wants to leave, he will install one of his puppet so he would continue to have control over the affairs of Nigeria. Tinubu should go and rest, we know him too well. if Tinubu is wise, he will know that when a goat begin to challenge a lion, the goat must be either mad or he has something stronger than the lion behind him, and if he Tinubu does not back, his doom is imminent.

Who told you the south Western elites want Tinubu?

AlexBells:
Lol, is history repeating itself, well those who haven't read history won't understand lol, God please grant us the grace to see 2023, it is interesting time ahead.

Is Osinbajo going to betray his master, is the master going to stay cool about it, would they fight fair, the North knows how to dangle power in the eyes of desperado, Osinbajo most likely clinching APC ticket,

Tinubu moving with his goons, then what becomes the fate of APC, well Osinbajo stands better chance at the primary, North VP interest would root for him as a Christian as opposed to Muslim/Christian Ticket,

It is always better to be a Christian Muslim ticket or A Muslim Christian ticket and not a Muslim Muslim or Christian Christian.

Except Tinubu finds a Christian northerner.

placeofallure:
@Toks2008, valid advice.

I don't know how a lady will be good looking and well behaved and no man will be willing to marry her. I have a friend in this category, she's even older than me, in her early 40s but she's not on Nairaland. I wish she could see this honestly.

My sister some ladies are just unlucky. This has nothing to do with village people, behaviour or whatever. Will this set of ladies kill themselves or enter menopause because husband no show habba!

Even many of those wey marry sef dey leave their marriage so what is the big deal about ''I MUST MARRY BEFORE I BORN'' mentality?