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Death... The inevitable

R. I. P

Maryliola:
The thing is I don’t want to force him to do something that he feels is disgusting. Mentally it’s such a turn off. When you know your husband enjoys every minute of giving head, and craves it just as much as you, that in itself makes it amazing. To me sex is more of a mental thing than physical. The older I get the more sexual I’m becoming and I don’t know if my husband is keeping up.

I am a man.

I know how to talk to him and he will start doing it beyond what you even expect.

I have many married friends who now enjoy it after I encouraged them to do it.

I honestly pity any married lady that is not getting head cos it is like living in bondage.

And if you are a married man reading this and you don't give your wife I'm sorry to tell you that you are missing a lot.

That thing sweet die especially when you eat it and not just suck on it.

Your wife will be your sex slave if you can make her cvm or squi*t hard from just head.

I'm sorry I have to be this lewd cos sex is a vital thing in marriage and if you don't get it right then you may have problems in other areas.

komanderz:
My dear, to start with you've insulted your husband by bringing this to the public with the 10 seconds talk that's absolutely wrong for a woman to say if she really wants to be with her husband, like you said you've never cheated on him and don't have the intention to do such.
You are to protect him and look for a solution privately.
Look for and mature and responsible lady and seek advise... Also your husband should avoid sugar.
Stick to him with time you'll enjoy him.

It is OK under anonymity

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

You can also point him to this thread i created years back.

It is for this reason that i wrote it but i guess maybe it is too erotic to make front page i dont know.

https://www.nairaland.com/3372650/satisfy-spouse-mind-blowing-intimacy-strictly#49695096

Lalasticlala is this thread not ideal for front page? If it is then no wahala

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

Send me a PM.

I will like to have session with both of you. Don't be shy, i wont mention anything about seeing this on nairaland. Just tell him i am a foreign sex therapist you saw his contact online.

Trust me, after the session, he will start giving you orgasmic Mouth job that will make you fall in love with him all over.

AS they say...''A man who can go down on his wife so well can as well not do any other thing'' the other premature thing will be solved.

Most people develop one or more health issues from the age of 65 which has no negative effect on their mental wellness so this is no big deal. Let him be using absorbent pants nah. It is not uncommon for a man of his age.

FILEBE:
Penthouse

Couldn't it be a penthouse that the exterior was just made to look like that?

Exactly. Nothing more to it

Muyiwaipere:
For those that posted RIP they are all mad
Wait how exactly do you expect a man who you no be your father or your family to date you for just two weeks and give you all that

What is wrong with you guy?

You must be one stingy guy. There are clean guys who can do more than that.

Just that a lady must be smart enough to do due diligence on any guy before ever getting too close.

mecussey:
So the girl allow herself to be used or what?

We don't know the actual story yet but cases like this is not uncommon.

As long as we have ladies who are naive to understand thst not all that glitters is gold, this type of story will be a recurring one.

"I can't date broke men gang"

May Her soul Rest in Peace.

Whistle blower at work i guess but then he was only invited and as they wrote.. ALLEGED so he is not guilty yet.

I wish him well

lexy2014:
Who are the "we all..." you are referring to?

Is d above d basis of ur conclusion that osinbajo is Nigerias best vice president since d second republic?

Did u arrive at ur conclusion with just one singular act of osinbajo and without carrying out any comparative analysis of other VPs since d second republic?

Also, What are d duties d president gives osinbajo?

Guy ma yo mi lenu.

Go do your findings. Good day

lexy2014:
U didn't answer d questions I asked:

1. Why didn't he resign if u say they clipped his wings?

2. Why did he remain there continuously pushing d agenda of d same people u say clipped his wings and asking Nigerians to keep faith in d govt while in suffering?

3. What exactly is he influencing in this govt as a Christian?

I feel like laughing in swahili..

If he had resigned he won't even have the chance to contest again.

Politics is not what people think and he is not pushing any agenda for anyone.

lexy2014:
If d constitution didn't give him any duty, how then did u arrive at d conclusion that he is d best VP since 1999 or d second republic?

What are d duties d president gives him?

Another nice question.

We all made this conclusion as a result of his action when Buhari handed over power to him when he was in London.

Infact the dollar rate reduced and he made amazing decisions that impacted positively on the nation so much that the cabals were so scared that they refused to hand over to him again ever since.

lereinter:
I can never vote for anyone that worked for buhari for 8yrs


Such person is a killer

By now you should know that the constitution makes a VP only as powerful as his Oga makes him to be.

Osinbajo is the most active VP Nigeria ever Produced..

cmikel:
It all a setup to Nigerians ....



At the end he will step down for one man, its all political calculation and bruhaha by apc cacus

The youths can make him be the candidate for APC and ultimately the occupier of Aso Rock come 2023.

It is not difficult

It starts with propagating #2023-Osinbajo/Zulum

With these two,PDP should not bother wasting their money and time.

But If Tinubu dares, that will be the end of APC

bareal:
A man that suddenly didn't believe in restructuring of the nation? How on earth will he get to your promised land?

LOL! I can see you got it all wrong. He is 100% in support BUT NOT REGIONAL RESTRUCTURING which is what many are yearning for but what we truly need is economic restructuring which h is 200% in support of.

With economic restructuring, we don't need regional restructuring. Economic restructuring also means resource control where each state will manage their resources.

MrHeff:
Because they have learnt that the kind of men they want with all the qualities they desire are also desired by other women who will do anything to have him.

The men too realize their value and know she can be replaced. Laslas, compromise comes in.

Another good point.

Lawlab249:
But really, is that cheating? I mean, a man succumbs to his innate traits, goes out to mate with another woman and the word you choose to describe that is "cheating". That's all shades of wrong.

Men, just as a Co.ck (not the X-rated Co.ck), Dogs and other big cats, in fact, all male animals are polygamous in nature (I'm sure you have come across this line a billion times). But where is the lie? You may keep living in self denial of this natural phenomena, but Men were not created to stick to one partner. Monogamy is unnatural, it is against the order of nature.

Are you wiser than King Solomon that had a truckload of shawties? Or are you holier than David that had his fair share of skins? Particularly as a black man, it is "unafrican" to say the least. My Granpa and those before him had a harem of them bannies, each to her own hut, and man! Did he sire plenty heirs? You can bet your left hairy balls that he sure did. Otherwise, were would he get the manpower required to thill those jaw dropping expanse of land? Even if you combine the theoretical aspect of electoral malpractice in PDP, Trump just might have won the election without the GDP of Kenya amounting to anything to an average Mai Suya in Kafanchan.

Damn! What am I even tryna say here? This joint hits different.

Drags my kpoli in peace.

My broda you make sense die.

Anytime I hear "He cheated on me" I just shake my head and pity the foolishness of that lady.

My own is that the man should kuku go polygamous rather than sleeping around indiscriminately.

ifex370:
I will vote for him with every fiber in me

If Tinubu get sense let him just present this man and maintain his status as a king maker.

Kholiwe:
A loving, caring and understandable husband is a simp? Nigerians will never stop disgracing themselves with their foolish mentality.

Ok now i give up on you.

You don't even understand what the words Simp or Simpleton mean. At least check dictionary before replying. You know what? Please stop quoting me.

Enjoy your week.

Mercychen:
Lol..
Abroad is not for this guy. Abeg just be coming back home.

Imagine gate-crashing a wedding ceremony just to have a taste of our own very jollof. He must have missed it so badly. I can't imagine not eating my favorite food just because I'm trapped in another man's land.

Me, I'll gate-crash any party for Afang soup if i find myself in a foreign land. I don't joke with my swallows.

This guy is just looking fresher and finer everyday. Evidence of leaving a decent and non-promiscuous life.

The embolden is so true.

I dont know if there is something mysterious about it but people who don't sleep about usually look younger and fresher than their age

SlyfoxxjReturns:
Marriage is not all about status. You meet someone who you have a genuine connection and love for you will disregard all that status BS. They had a blissful marriage that lasted many years beyond what is typical in Hollywood until recently. That show you what they had was something real. Those “super exclusive females” you talk about might have wrecked him faster because they would have been with him just for the money and status not love. Such marriages crash fast.

There is nothing real about an OPEN MARRIAGE. IT IS HIGHEST FORM OF FAKE MARRIAGE.

Kholiwe:
More nonsense. Where they in an open marriage or not? Answer or shut up

I will never let someone like you stop me from believing there are still sensible women out there.

What exactly is your point?

Who is arguing with the fcat that they are in an open marriage or not?

My point has always been that Will is a simpleton in this situation so what is there to argue about?

You are just too uncouth and mannerlessly attacking everyone like a rabied dog. Be guided biko.

Kholiwe:
Trash. Will Smith and Jada an an open marriage.

https://www.revolt.tv/2021/9/30/22701758/will-smith-jada-pinkett-smith-open-marriage

At least you are now reasonable enough to read the build up.

So which area was i wrong? Which man will accept a woman with this mind-set? “Jada never believed in conventional marriage''

So i will advise you go back to those you accused of typing nonsense and apologize.

Kholiwe:
Stop typing nonsense. They were broken up. She didn’t cheat. And they mentioned they had a time in their marriage when Will kicked her to the curb. They said this in a Table talk episode about a year or two before the rumours. This is when she started that relationship. Will has admitted he had relationships during that time too. The problem was Jada had a relationship with a person who was vulnerable. The suicide and the relationship is not why he he had suicide thoughts. He came from an abusive background and he couldn’t help his mother and felt shame.

Since everybody is typing nonsense and rubbish. I better leave you alone. Just go back and read the build up so you will know you are the clueless one.

Cheers.

ThierryJay:
Toks so you sef dey acknowledge the GOAT even as a chelsea fan that you are (I assume).

Oil plenty for your head bro

Which Chelsea?

Anywhere Messi goes I follow.

Kholiwe:
Another senseless post. There was no mention of Jada in the article and Will made no comment as to whether or not she was the reason why he contemplated suicide. Stop spreading fake shittttt.

Leave the present article or talks of suicide and let's talk about the recent past talking about her entanglement with a certain dude.

The lady too dey catch cruise with will Smith abeg. Let's call a spade with it is.

lolu2019:
Honestly, d real life Will Smith is fake.not the one in movies that I always got my inspiration from. What happened to "just the two of us". he should let her go.he should come to Africa and feel real African women.not those bitches under drugs.

Walahi!

These foreign ladies have no clue of the raw African beauty.

The same way I pity guys here who kill themselves over all these cosmetic body ladies or so called high class ladies.

Go to Ghana, South Africa, even in some states in Nigeria and see drop dead gordeous curvaceous ladies with super hot bodies ready to be with you without hassles... Just pay a little bride price to their parents and carry go.

Very submissive and sweet.. And guess what, even if you want 2 you can easily get them and enjoy mind blowing sinless 3some and look young all. Your life.

As a guy pray to GOD to bless you with money... Every other thing is settled.

All these oyinbo love dey tire me. Imagine a whole sweet boy will Smith.

ChiefSosa:
Will smith is a fvcking moron_that deserves no pity, and I say this with all love.
Someone like Jada should be thanking God everyday that Will smith even knows she exists. This is WILL SMITH we are talking about; one of the best black actors of our lifetime. Someone that attained godlike positions, especially during his 'Men in Black' days. The reason people talk about Jada is cause of will. I'm seriously baffled that someone like Will smith will be going through this, especially in the hands of Jada. Someone like will smith should be hanging around super exclusive females. Jada is really making will smith look like a complete fool. Jada really belongs to the streets.
The only way I'll believe Will smith is taking all her nonsense is if he didn't sign a Prenup and he's afraid Jada will take all he's money and assets.

Lol. That's not love bro, that's pure and undiluted stupidity. Jada is someone that use to sell drugs and hang around guys like 2PAC. Will picked her up, helped her get her life together and even married her. Rather than being eternally grateful and behaving herself, she still went ahead to have sexual relationships that lasted for months with a guy that is old enough to be her son. Imagine! This is Will smith she's treating like this o.

The thing weak me o

But then you know these oyinbos can love anyhow.

Sometimes the person we love may not be good for us. Letting go may be very very difficult but sometimes it is the best we can do to avoid unnecessary heart aches.

Very fine man like will Smith deserves better but as I wrote, love is complicated. He too love the woman.

The real GOAT

A player that will never dive.

A player that will not wait for opportunistic goal but will work his way from mid field to the net.

A player that hardly falls no matter how hard he is tackled.

Indeed you are the Greatest Of All Time.

The god of football

Incognito403:

Who wants a by-product of a diabolic relationship?

Gbam!

samwillyco1:
Are you sure that the OBA is the only one servicing the Engine because I don't think that the Man can satisfy her, she is too young to be injected with old blood

Lol!

You don't know Jack.

Any lady an Oba marries can not sleep with another man except the man is playing with his life.

Don't get me wrong.. Some men try it but the consequence is usually severe.