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karl max: I say amen to your prayers.and I hope ure man enough to say amen to mine. May ur own life be ruled the way nigeria was ruled before GEJ came to power.may ur life be stolen from you the way oil theives stole our crude oil before asari and co started guarding the pipelines.may all ur hard work be stolen the way nigeria's wealth has been stolen by those who used the subsidy scheme to loot nigeria.and if alams is not the only governor to steal money from his state during OBJ administration may you not get pardon or forgiveness till the end of ur miserable life.may ur life be also run the way ur opposition has been ruling the states they control.if u don't say amen to these prayer u are a coward!!!!

My guy you too much abeg no tear my belle with laff even Belzeebub the chief of demons no fit answer Amen to that beautiful prayers

slimghost: Say Amen to Karl Max's prayer nah? clown

My guy the OP don gentle, they (anti-Jonathan) always want us to believe they know it all, as if to rule Nigeria na moin-moin! OP if you no say you be man say a BIG AMEN to that wonderful prayer

You've done it again like you always do '' you are one of a kind on this esteemed forum! Ki Oluwa ninu aanu re maa gbe owo yi lo si o ke!

chronique: I'd rather starve,have no clothes and shoes and be jobless than have my woman warm another man's bed to give me food to eat/a job. It's not worth it. My woman is my pride and I can't share her. Let the lady move on with her life. She already made the mistake and the harm has been done. It's only a man who doesn't love you that will hear this and not get mad.

One sentence for you bro, "Life is comedy to those who 'think it' but tragedy to those who 'feel it'!

b03liberty: zamfar,nasarawa,yobe, before lag,calabar,abuja,enugu and co

Are they (Zamfara, Nasarawa, Yobe) your best cities

Ruqaya: what is this what is this

But you know it is the 'whole truth about women'!

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]yes exactly, not only Hindus are Aryans. there are some Scythians , some Parthians , some Afro-Asiatics, etc.

No problem. you are welcome. i like to learn about different Cultures and traditions. [/quote]It seems you are lettered in historical facts and cultures of different races of the world! I will like you to share your knowledge on the traditions of the 'Vikings' their origin (many believed they originated from Denmark while another school of thoughts believed they came from Norway)! I will like you to expatiate on the subject, thanks!

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]They pray five times a day and the clothe they put on in the morning will more than likely stay on the body till they get ready to enter bed. The man pees a number of times in a day and in between prayers with that same clothe on.

When a man pees the stream splatters on contact. In an erect position the splatter is soaked into the legs of his trousers or clothings around his calf and feet. This stain is an impurity and must not be carried into a place of prayer. To prevent splatter the man squats to pee. In this position the stream soaks into ground instead of bouncing off.

I have observed that while the man is attempting to prevent splatter and stain, his squat position notwithstanding brings his clothings into contact with the ground and possibly far worse impurities anyway.[/quote]Thanks for your thorough analysis! However, your last paragraph is one of my reasons for this thread! I have been standing erect for donkey years as a male and I can't remember soiling my clothe in this natural process designed for us males, I have come to realise that this world is indeed a strange place! Females can squat to pee not males END OF STORY!

againstGEJ: I think it is a religious issue. It is termed unclean if your pee touches your body. Thats why they clean their d.i.-c.k.s with water before praying, i.e. during the ablution process.

That's good to know, I thought its just the tradition of the Hausas to engage in such habits, because many Muslims (who are not Hausas) don't do that elsewhere!

againstGEJ: because they have very short d/i/c/ks

Wrong bro, I think Abokis pride themselves in having the longest phallus of all tribes in Nigeria! I am only curious why they love squating anytime they want to piss!

To everything in life there must be a reason! From talking, eating, working down to sleeping there are reasons we (humans) respond to these stimuli! However, I have been so curious why Mallams squat anytime they want to urinate, it looks barbaric to me because such a position is maintained by ladies! I have also seen some Yorubas (especially the Muslim Tapas doing just that), I just wondered, what could be the reason behind this strange action since the male humans are expected to stand erect to piss!

They've (the Northerners) held us down for donkey years, yet they couldn't do the needful - liberate their poor people! They do know how to incite their nomads to kill innocent Southerners, may the Good God of Heaven continue to visit their iniquities upon them for the innocent blood they shed! God bless Goodluck Jonathan, the New Nigerian Army and the good people of Nigeria!

after reading OP's thread......

anonimi: So how did you know? The man informed you or you have a link to some source you can post for others to verify?
Why do you like passing on your conjectures and imagination as KNOWLEDGE

Not once, not twice but several times on this forum!

That is the exact reason why I quit discussing with him! So full of himself forgetting that no one is perfect!

Sexkillz welcome onboard, I am of the opinion that your time here will rid this section of the spirits of hatred that had robbed it of his pride! I am totally in support of your view that duplication of monikers warrant outright ban, I wonder why people will create another moniker when under a ban! Once again, welcome!

confusion247: [/s]
Literature gabage, stay away from it for your own good. I was surprised you didn't mention the names of those northerners who promised to make Nigeria ungovernable for Jonathan. Jonathan is clueless from your own demented and brain biased rating but you didn't tell us what we gained or achieved from 38 years of northern disastrous rule that ruined Nigeria and produced 10 million alamajiris.
Stay away from kunu because it have damaged your brain and make you think and reason like a goat.

My guy you wan kill me with laff here especially at the kunu aspect just ignore him next time, the boy is still growing!

Desinuola: His posts get hidden?

Prove it!

Go to his (Ikenna) posts page and see things for yourself!

PointB: While I have (re)stated my objection to high-handiness of the new MOD aka Ikenna, I think it is disrespectful for Mukina2 (or any other MOD for that matter) to unban forumers banned by Ikenna (a fellow MOD) without consulting him or explaining rationale for such action. It is even worse if in undoing Ikenna's action, protection of another ethnic group is the overriding motivation for the action.

Put succinctly, if Ikenna's allegation (against Mukina2) here is true, Seun should either call Mukinat2 to order, or relieve Ikenna of the MOD responsibility. Ikenna should throw in the towel if this allegation is not redressed.

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It amounts to bigotry to hide this post!!

What pissed me off is the way his posts get hidden, even as a Mod? Haba, they (fellow Mods and SuperMods) should give him some respects because his presence here has put all the bigots, haters, tribalists on their toes which is needful! Ikenna, please don't quit, stay put!

Na now the 'seasonal film' start, this is what I have been waiting for I say, 'kill them all' Eni duro

[quote author=me_for_you]Only 2000 troops? Why not 200,000 with only one mandate - to wipe out borno, yobe and chad from face of the earth. Those bstard terrorists killed a very good and dear friend of mine in damaturu. And I can't wait to join the army. And go on a 1-man journey to obliterate the pig eating, stick chewing terrorists[/quote]My guy I share your pain jare, but I must confess you are one funny dude with what you got up here *tomakint still laughing*

Okija juju: https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30038434.jpg

Kai this Okija_Juju toooooooo funnnnnyyyyy die

'Merriment Tax' kai, Tinubu and Fashola na real partners in crime, despite what they are maximally fleecing Lagos from the illegal Lekki Toll Gates 'Eko ti n baje ooo'

All hail Hitler, the King of the Germans! Hitler was originally from Austria. To every great men and women, there are myths attached

There is no PEACE says my GOD to the WICKED!

Raymondenyi: He is a true heroe and a freedom fighter I respect n cherish him any day I remember him, a man dat left his university degree in chemistry halfway n took up arms to liberate his people from d exploitation of d wicked govt. Selflessly is really a man!
I hail ur courage major Adaka, n ur legacy shall never b washed away in oblivion! We shall keep it going, always remember we Niger deltans Love and respect you n shall forever will,my heart is heavy wt tears as I write
RIP sire
Ur compatroit Ray

Indeed, Nigeria is a funny country where heroes die unsung and the villains are wildly celebrated!

I thought some clowns in the house said; 'Jonathan got no ba.lls'! To the Mallams I say; 'bring it on'

This is why I keep saying excess puffing of cocaine is not good for the brain! Now see wetin Asiwaju dey yearn now

Brothers at daggers drawn with each other! Professor Tam David West should respect his old age, that 'pocket money' aspect is not expected of him! Asari should learn to control his temper and be courteous when talking especially to his elders. However, I still respect his guts as a freedom fighter for his people!

There must be a chromosome called 'bravery' embedded in the genes of the Ijaws! I can't imagine how a young Major Isaac Boro could hold the whole Nigerian federation to ransome for 12 good days despite having very few 'soldiers' to himself just to liberate his people! Now that's what I called 'Mark of Bravery'! Rest in Peace Isaac Boro

Residents of Bayelsa State on Thursday trooped out to celebrate the Isaac Adaka Boro day to mark the 45th anniversary of his demise on the 16th of May, 1968.

Isaac Boro, to the Ijaws and most people from the Niger Delta, was a freedom fighter that fought for their emancipation. Every achievement so far recorded in the region is seen as a fallout of his struggle whilst he was alive.

As part of the activities marking this year’s celebration, the governor of Bayelsa State, Mr Seriake Dickson, laid the foundation stone for the Isaac Boro Memorial Institute, which will also include a mausoleum in Boro town.

The governor also unveiled a plaque in his memory in the town and laid a wreath at his grave side in Kaiama Local Government Area of the state.

There was also a parade by legionnaires and inspection of the guard by the governor to celebrate the memorial.

Joining Mr. Dickson to lay wreath at his graveside were the son of late Boro and other Ijaw leaders.

The celebration continues as famed America human rights fighter, Reverend Jesse Jackson has arrived in the oil-rich state, where he will deliver a lecture on Friday.

Isaac Adaka Boro the Activist

Isaac Boro was a celebrated Niger Delta activist and one of the pioneers of minority rights activism in Nigeria. He led an armed protest against the exploitation of oil and gas resources in the Niger Delta areas demanding that the people of the area deserved a fairer share of proceeds of the oil wealth.

He formed the Niger Delta Volunteer Force, an armed militia and declared the Niger Delta Republic on February 23, 1966 and battled the forces of the federal government of Nigeria for 12 days.

He was finally routed and jailed with his compatriots for treason. Former Head of State, General Yakubu Gowon granted him amnesty on the eve of the Nigerian civil war in May 1967. He then enlisted and was commissioned as a Major in the Nigerian Army, where he fought for the federal government.

He was killed in active service in 1968 at Ogu (near Okrika) in Rivers State

The remains of late Boro was exhumed from the Ikoyi cemetery, Lagos in April 2013, where he was buried 45 years ago.

It is also reported that the bones of the late Boro have been sent to the United Kingdom for DNA test.

His corpse is expected to be interred in Heroes Park in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.

http://www.channelstv.com/home/2013/05/16/bayela-to-build-mausoleum-for-isaac-boro/

The topic does not tally with the body of the thread! The British are still at their warped game plan of ceding Nigeria's biggest population to the North, the claim on this thread is a pointer to their subtle statistics; 42 million Northerners impoverished then they would come up later with a total population of over 80 million to the North and expect the rest of us to share the remaining 80 million