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Nor be your fault sha, nah ”Alhaji Bring” when you jam spoil you. The dude is even doing more than your dad does for you. Must he be the one to originate phone calls?

Guy nice one, if this story is real. I remember in my University days back in UNIBEN (some 20 years ago). I innocently bought a loaf of bread for a course mate after school to take home because she claimed she didn’t have money on her. On another occasion I gave her a little financial assistance. All of a sudden she told a very good friend of mine (also our course mate) that I am “Alhaji Bring” because I help her without meditating over it. I eventually left Naija that semester to go school abroad there after. That incident hardened my heart with girls. I turned out to be a stingy point and kill guy. I will catch a girl, take her to bed without spending more the date bill. After fucking her, off I go for yet another girl. No more calls or text message until about 3 weeks after when I fail to catch a new fish. At one time I felt like reaching out to all them girls I had dealt with to apologize for my cruel style, but it never happened. To be truthful I really enjoyed myself. I canceled them white girls like child’s play (even when they were not that materialistic like our black girl at home). For being called “Alhaji Bring” by a NAIJA girl, mostly innocent girls from a very different geographic location all together had to pay the price.

Stupid one, even if they run on Holy Ghost Divine Islamic Joint Venture Party, they still wouldn’t make 1% of the national votes.

Good write up on the general. Buying a used phone from the street should always be a no, because it is very likely to be a stolen phone. Most used phones are either stolen, or phones already having issues. I must admit that some of them were given up for an upgrade. Too many fake things in Nigeria, not only phones. Nigeria Weather isn’t extreme, so I don’t think that specification should be taken that serious.

We saw your weak response yesterday, and E really fall hand. 17 missiles launched to USA bases but all it did was a minor damages to the roof. It failed to kill even a single mosquito.

Bad guys entered your village, raped 10 women to death. You promised a reprisal attack, but all you did was get in there, cut a button off the dress of the 1st woman you guys meet there and returned home claiming victory. Do you expect people to consider you guys to be tough warriors?
Iran you fall your own hand oh, nah una General along with 9 people for him convoy USA kill with missile. Una own revenge with also missile only damage small roof but E nor even kill one mosquito. Now bad guy don come add more economic sanctions to una again, claiming until una begin behave well nothing go change am.
This life hard oh!!!

teemy:
Quite a rude statement to speak about someone else's wife just because he brought up the subject here.

However, if you yet insist on the 'smelly' place, we all lived close to that place for 9 months and most passed out through there to come out. Live with it.

Don’t get me wrong, not all pussys smell bad. I don’t have an idea of how many women you have had access to their pussy. Personally I have had sex with more than 50 women (no exaggeration) and from over 15 countries. In my university days I had 2 course mates that dated for over a year before the lady allowed my male friend (because they were both my friends) to Bleep her. After sex, he was terrified that the girl wasn’t a Virgin as claimed, so the relationship ended almost there after.

Babacele:
ALL sane folks know that such Op should have been 'accidental' with no traces but hell No, the Orange mane is insane.

They wouldn’t pay shit. They have done the evil they had in mind, now they will chill out. No more attack any time soon except Iran kills more Americans.

One4me:
Ignorance is BLISS!
Did you say "locally made ROCKETS'?
You seem to know more than the American Generals that said Iran fired Guided Missiles from Iran into TWO of their bases?
I am sure you are not even aware that the Pentagon said "they were forwarned that they will be firing Missiles at so-so time and they did at that time?
I am sure you are not aware that Alarms weres ounded and all American troops in those bases headed for their underground bunker, to avoid the incoming missiles?

Now, what l was expecting people to be discussing is WHY did Iran inform their enemy of the time they would be firing the Missiles?
It is because Iran is not really interested in escalating this war, just yet but it wanted the Americans to be aware of their capability that they can fire precisely guided Missles, from Iran, into any target they so decide, something the Americans have been saying they can do or do not have the technology.
Their downing of the American Drone was also to let them know that they have the technology to identify and destroy "Stealth technology" of the Americans.

Like one of the American Generals said: The message from iran is in three fold:
1) To the Iraqis and other nations that may wish to collaborate with the Americans against the iranians
2) To their citizens that they are capable to defnd them
3) To the Americans, that they can hit them, if they so decide.

It is a good thing seeing the Iranians taking the "higher moral ground" and l am sure the Allies of America and other nations are taking Note.
But the real winner for Iran is that they have restarted their Nuclear program IN FULL, to develop Nuclear Weapons capability!
That is what America has lost under Trump. Under Obama, the Iranians were still curtailed to some level.
Israel is not smiling right now.
You seem to know more, it wants to be the only country with Nuclear capability so it can continue to harrass the other nations of the Middle East.

You failed to get the irony of why I said a “locally made rockets”. How come the USA used a “HELLFIRE MISSILE” to blow and kill Qassem Soleimani and 9 others in his convoy, while Iran sent at least 13 missiles to attack 2 static bases without harming even a mosquito? USA missile could target a moving convoy and kill 10 people, while Iran missiles attacked 2 bases without causing casualties.
Of course I know the Americans were informed (by the Iraqi, not Iran) before the strike, although that information wasn’t available when the news first popped out.
Iran informed Iraq, not pentagon. Iran is a coward nation that is why they intentionally avoided killing any American even after USA crushed their Supreme General and 9 others in an accurate missile attack. If after speculating they were going enact a “solid revenge” and that was all they could do, then men Iran is a joke. It is just like if Fulani herdsmen attack your farm and rape some 9 women to death and you promise a deadly revenge. You go to their camp, hold a woman and cut off a button from her dress and you claim you are a solid warrior.
I prefer being the one doing harm, than being the one trying to prove I can also do harm. USA will easily crush Iran with suffering any significant casualty.
No doubt Trump isn't steering America in the right direction by taking some erratic decisions he takes rather frequently of recent.

tiwiex:
Your clearly don't understand foreign policy. Go look at that map. Iran doesn't exist in isolation. Saudi Arabi ran to Washington immediately to try and calm the situation but the harm had been done and Iran was gonna respond. If e know affect Saudi, dem for stay their country. The attack was unprovoked. The foreign minister was denied visa for a UN meeting in the US. I don't see how America can win this. Now, there is pressure from many middle east countries to send US home so they are not vulnerable. This is messy. Trump in his wildest dream didn't know what he was doing and didn't expect a retaliation of this scale. He is like a spoilt kid who thinks he can do anything and get away with it. They actually painted this scenario in the event he made the assassination move and he still did. Diplomacy first. Sadly, this was even unprovoked. A push too far indeed.

Your are the one that is failing to understand that USA under president Trump doesn’t give a damn about traditional foreign policies. He does what he likes and often goes with complete impunity. Didn’t North Korea president speculated about a Christmas gift to USA, did it ever get delivered? Wasn't it the same Saudi Arabia than Iran attacked their oil facilities a few months back?
A solid harm was done to Iran, and their much announced solid revenge has been to drop locally made rockets to sites that were not occupied by Americans. USA denying their foreign minister an entry visa to USA, there by preventing him from physically attending the UN meeting is also a rude way of telling them they ain’t nothing but shit.
What will it cost them (USA) to win it, or so far what have they lost (not even a soldier, whereas Iran lost their supreme General). As at now Iraq is the only country on the verge of sending US troop back home (but the consequences seems to be more than they can chew). What dimension has the famous retaliation caused? So far we have only been told the casualties were Iraqis, not Americans.
You are correct, Trump is very erratic in his decisions but since he represents the greatest country in the world (USA) he often does it will complete impunity. Well he (Trump) claimed the dude that was crushed with fire from above was planning multiple terrorist attacks. Trump ordered for the ”Mother of All Bombs” to be dropped in Afghanistan in 2017, what happed thereafter? Nothing whatsoever.

orunmila144:
THIS IS THE END OF THE USA. ALL YOU NIGERIANS IN USA RIP TO YOU IN ADVANCE. THIS IS BIBLICAL. USA IS DONE. RUSSIA AND NORTH KOOREA AND CHINA WILL SOON JOIN IRAN TO FIRE MISSILES INTO USA. THEY ARE ALL TRAINING TOGETHER AS WE SPEAK, RUSSIA AND IRAN AND CHINA THAT IS

DON’T GET FOOLED, NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN. RUSSIA, NORTH KOREA & CHINA ARE NOT INTERESTED IN ANY WAR. WHY WILL THEY WASTE THEIR RESOURCES AND ENERGY FIGHTING A WAR FOR IRAN. IRAN WILL UNDERSTAND MORE THAN NEVER THE FULL MEANING OF “OYO”. IRAN NAH MUMU NATION, THEIR SUPREME GENERAL WAS KILLED UNDER BROAD DAY LIGHT WITH COMPLETE IMPUNITY AND THE WORST THEY HAVE DONE IS TO THROW KNOCK OUT THAT LEFT NO US CASUALTIES. IT ONLY LEFT IRAQI CASUALTIES.

Childish attack, no US casualties recorded but there are Iraqui casualties. Like sey nah knock out Iran go drop after Trump killed they supreme General. Why do they call it ”HARD REVENGE” when they only killed the wrong target? They wasted innocent Iraqui lives.

Aboki nah the same every where. Senseless people wasting 40 additional lives in the name of mourning one man. Something very similar is very likely to have happen in Northern Nigeria in such a circumstance. Can you imagine if a terrorist had struck while they were all out there making noise? I have very clever Northern friends that I can consider to be my brothers, but on the general a sizable number of Aboki people are senseless. Islamic extremism will never be helpful.

NSCIA is making sense this time around. Buying another person’s (that doesn’t care about you) problem is a stupid thing to do. Has any body in Iran ever protested after a Boko Haram attack in Nigeria? Have they even shared sympathy when Nigerians are killed by terrorist or by any other means? Those Middle East guys are dead racist. They might even be angry that you blacks (they see as monkeys) are trying to identify with them.

Sunnycliff:
Muslims will just be the undoing of this nation.

A battle in far away middle East na him dem come de carry for head, burn American flag....

Madness in practice.

juman:
Trump might one day kill a Nigerian general like that.

And unfortunately nothing whatsoever will happen if he does it.

The lady coming along with a friend. I will just call off the date or restrain myself from spending to their taste. I can limit drastically what can be ordered, or I will recommend OYO spending (order and pay your bill all alone).

Beautify woman, but very stupid declaration. Since when did Buhari begin to perform miracle? He succeeded in turning Nigeria Into the world capital of poverty, now he is coming up with such a trash talk.

Mateen1000:
Pls Put "Graphics Pics"
This is so terrible and scary
May their soul rest in peace

You must be visually impaired, because “Graphic Pictures” is boldly written in bracket. You also have issues with use of english language, why “Graphics Pics”? Do you think an “s” is needed in the word graphic in this contest?

Mumu, he made zero impact in their game that ended 0-0 even though he only entered in 2do half. Where as CR7 dropped a Hat-trick today.

Too easy madam, you nor try at all to bring this here.

While a gift should always be appreciated, I recommend you do a little observation to know what the beneficiary will appreciate most. Of course there are gifts I will never use if given to me. I’m a man of class, so I have a standard to be meet. I remember when I was much younger an Aunt of mine gave me a £50 Timberland long sleeve polo shirt bought from house of Fraser in London as a Christmas gift. She left the receipt with me just in case I needed to change it due to the size or color. I went back to the shop to scoop the £50 and drop the polo, but I was told it was bought with a voucher, so getting the money back wasn’t possible. I just changed it for some other stuffs worth £50 and happily went back home. Before I give my wife a gift, I find out what she will like to get so I don’t waste my money on a stuff that might not be her choice.

Lovelies1:
Check my profile picture on how 50k salary can help you get a land

Most youth with vigour strength do check my profile picture and see how to start somewhere today

Low life 419er.

At 25, it’s not like you are too young for that. What seem to be an issue is the 50K a month salary. I don’t know where you live, because that will determine a lot the cost of living. You might be lucky to find a young lady of your status ready to hustle with you to build a wealthy family in the future.

HEART BREAKING BUT A POLITE WAY OF CALLING OFF A RELATIONSHIP. SHE WAS POLITELY SINCERE. IT IS NOT NICE TO KEEP FAKING IN A RELATIONSHIP FOREVER. MAY BE THE TIMING OF THE BREAK UP IS POOR, BUT THE EARLIER THE BETTER THOUGH. MAYBE SHE FEELS SHE IS JUST PUTTING UP WITH YOUR STEADY SEX DEMAND WITHOUT REALLY GETTING SUFICIENTE BENEFITS. SHE MIGHT HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS WITH WEALTHY GUYS THAT ENCOURAGE HER TO ABANDON THE CURRENT SHIP FOR A PRIVATE YATCH. SHE MIGHT BE A CIRCUMCISED WOMAN (LADY WITH MUTILATED GENITAL), WHILE YOU SPECIALIZE IN KILLER SEX BUT AT THE SAME TIME A POOR MAN. LIKE IT IS SAID IF YOU NOR CHOP FOOD BECAUSE OF THE EBA, DO IT BECAUSE OF THE SOUP. IN YOUR CASE, MAY BE EBA (FINANCIAL COMFORT) NOR GOOD, SOUP (EXCESSIVE SEX DRIVE) TOO NOR GEL.
I CAN’T RULE OUT THE POSSIBILITY OF HER ALREADY REPLACING YOU (WITH A WEALTH GUY) BEFORE SENDING THE MESSAGE.

LET’S ALWAYS SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, BUT MADAM YOUR STORY DOESN’T ADD UP AT ALL. JUST AFTER TAKING A FAMILY PICTURE , THE NEXT THING WAS A SLAP? WAS IT MEANT TO SERVE AS A FLASH FOR THE CAMERA? WE WILL NEED TO HEAR FROM HIM BEFORE PASSING JUDGMENT. THE BEATING HAS NO JUSTIFICATION WHATSOEVER, BUT HIS SIDE OF THE STORY IS PARAMOUNT.

These beasts seem to be learning from Indians. What a pathetic case.

Is she fine or do you consider her attractive enough to call your attention sexually? Politely ask her what is her motive of demanding so much money from you as though she is your girlfriend. Depending on her response, then you can insinuate what she is up to. If you don’t find her attractive, tell her it is all over and no more money. If you find her attractive, then tell her you admire her but not her approach because her husband is your friend. Let her know giving her money is not your responsibility and so will not be continued.

In as much as I don’t like jungle justice, if the robbers injured anybody in the process of stealing then he deserve to be killed because he would have easily killed somebody while trying to steal.

Stupid uncle, you stabbed your nephew to death just because he had a misunderstanding with your girlfriend? Not that he even raped her or any thing close to that (even if he raped her, killing him would have still a stupid thing to do). You deserve to rot in jail. That girlfriend of yours is already licking & sucking another dick. While a nephew will always be a nephew, a girlfriend could become an ex- at any time.

jclassiq:
Nawao. So its really this easy to meet girls and take them to bed almost immediately? I respect you o, bros.

Hahaha it depends on one’s look, vibes, luck, financial comfort and that kind of girl in question. For a low life street girl it will be as easy as ABC. For a liberal girl, it might not be that difficult. I have had that luck a few times. I nor dey NAIJA oh, so culture here is different.

Just one of those things. You were caught, but if you are a comfortable dude and she really likes you she will forgive you. She already knows her replacement is at standby. I have never been caught red handed, but walking with a girl hand to hand at night in my Uni days.
She will only become more cautious as per how long she can leave you home alone. She will kinda blame herself for being away for too long. She understands men will always cheat, but that you only got it wrong.
Apologize and beg for forgiveness, I don’t see her resisting too much. She only left for self respect and to recover from the shock.