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Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Shola Who Foretold The Death Of Queen Elizabeth II Trending On Twitter by twosquare(m): 11:27am On Sep 20, 2022
You are the temple tongue tongue
RZArecta:
the temple is a physical structure and it's about to be rebuilt. They don't even need your one Kobo for this purpose. Something is really about to happen
BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Lost ₦6 Billion In 2021 by twosquare(m): 9:43pm On Sep 16, 2022
Exactly...they don't need it. If they can provide quality service and remove the stress of visiting branches(which to some extent has been done), it will scale.
faithfull18:
Hmmn! In the long term, giving freebies isn't an effective strategy.
BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Lost ₦6 Billion In 2021 by twosquare(m): 9:39pm On Sep 16, 2022
That's not the reason for losses...digital banks are great if managed well. But the fall of any digital banks is to offer much freebies. If you don't know how to give with one hand and collect with two, it will collapse. It can work well here in Nigeria. They need better management and focus.
jackcanfield:
cool digital bank would have difficulties surviving , they might have a good model but sadly what works in other countries don't work in Nigeria because we have mostly crooks as citizens ....because the fact you have an NIN does mean someone can't impersonate your identity, the fact that you have a phone number doesn't mean it is solely attached to you, the fact that you open an account with a digital bank doesn't mean your details won't be use to open another virtual account without your knowledge...so they are many but .. set out to deliberately frustrate the system
Foreign AffairsRe: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by twosquare(m): 11:07am On Sep 09, 2022
Kagd10:
Plan to install Awolowo? Lol. It was the prison that saved Awolowo or else he would have been murdered by the Igbos!

In fact Awolowo wrote letters after the coup to release him but Ironsi, Ojukwu etc didn't and refused until Gowon assumed post and did.

Igbos wanted to colonise the country like the British. Point is the Igbos are no different from the Fulani and British. They've got this innate criminal tendency. At least the British repented and left before she died.
Don't mind that idiat...that's what they say to justify their actions...they lie a lot until it becomes their truth...always lying after destroying everything. Ignore
Foreign AffairsRe: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by twosquare(m): 11:06am On Sep 09, 2022
[s]seun this is not working for large quotes[/s]
ComputersRe: TECNO Unveils Megabook T1 10th Generation Laptop by twosquare(m): 12:16pm On Sep 06, 2022
All right. Thanks for your insight!
LienwaltAbel:
You can use it on almost any laptop without issues. However, Linux has many types (also called distros). There are the ones that are a bit difficult to maintain and handle (Arch, Manjaro etc), and there are the ones that are really friendly to those who have used windows all their lives (Ubuntu, Mint etc).

Having said that, I'll still advise you to get a good laptop with at least 4gb ram (should be fast oh) and a 2ghz processor (preferably an i5 3rd gen and above). As for the distro you'll use, do your research. There are many distros and each have their own problems, though I must warn you to stay away from Ubuntu and any distribution that is called a rolling release (Arch for example) Ubuntu is damn slow, and rolling releases are akin to living on the edge.
ComputersRe: TECNO Unveils Megabook T1 10th Generation Laptop by twosquare(m): 11:40am On Sep 06, 2022
LienwaltAbel:
Then switch to Linux. Choose a nice distro like Mint that has support for loads of drivers and forget about your problems undecided
I've thought about going Linux one of these days. Would you care to suggest a good laptop I can use it on without issues?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Thought Honesty And Hardwork Pays? by twosquare(m): 3:04pm On Sep 05, 2022
Honesty pays and hardwork pays.

The latter when done smartly, will give you abundance.

The first one (honesty) is to keep something valuable within your soul (Acts 6:3). It shows not everyone has it. You are being good not because of men's reward, but for fruit your soul will bear at the end and not to be easily susceptible to the corruptible.

Be good because you want to be good and improve your soul quality. No one will reward God, nor is He waiting for anyone to reward Him, yet He remains good.

Don't turn to the path of the dark side because of the deeds of men. Those who will be see your quality and appreciate it will locate it, and that's what you should be praying for. As the Yorubas do say: Ẹni tó bá mọ iyì wúrà là ń tà fún (We sell gold to those who know its worth).

Chimera30:
Yesterday i quit my job.
I heard stories about how former employees before me, stole from the company. Even the last person i met there stole hundreds of thousands and was sacked 3 weeks after i joined.
I was hardworking , honest, punctual, polite and hands on the best worker.

I was made employee of the month , a month after i joined and guess how much i was given as reward? #250!
Lol
After i requested permission to travel to the East for a close Aunt's burial for a week and 2 days, i was permitted yet Half of my salary for last month was still deducted and that's why i quit.
After the way i served and upheld this company and even worked overtime most times and always get home very late at night.
It is well.. i know God and life has better
plans for me. ASUU strike or not.
BusinessRe: HELP! I Got Charged $10 By Gtb For Receiving Find From Payoneer by twosquare(m): 3:30am On Sep 04, 2022
I believe the issue is from GTB...or supposedly the handler's fee (intermediary bank). Someone is definitely lying.

The sender is Payoneer, and no one is willing to bear responsibility.

You need to research GTB's fee if there is any...or open one with Fidelity Bank and see if it is still happening. If it is, then the issue is from the supposedly intermediary bank or handler's fee.

Rather use Payoneer to buy stable coins and sell via p2p on binance if you want the black market rate or keep your currency in dollars pending when you want to sell.
Linzo:
Good evening everyone. I'm having a little concerned with receiving fund from payoneer to my GTB dormicillary account.

Each time I make withdrawal from payoneer to my GTB dormicillary account, I will get alert of $10 less of what I withdrew from payoneer.

Note: this is not payoneer charge, for example last week I withdrew $989 and payoneer charged me $18 for service charge and also send me the receipt. But I receiving alert of $961 instead of $971.

This has been happening every month, I have contacted payoneer, they said I should contact my bank. And went to my branch to complain and still they said I should contact the sender. Well, I wonder who is the sender than me.

Please house, who has had similar experience? Is it normal or someone is taking my money. I have not been able to make withdrawal for my last month earning which is above $1k because of fear of what of this.
FamilyRe: My Colleague's Husband Stresses His Wife Daily by twosquare(m): 10:53am On Sep 02, 2022
Mind your business.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by twosquare(m): 9:44pm On Aug 26, 2022
Is Justwise into currency exchange?
justwise:
I guess the question here is... did plagiarism? Did you copy and paste without summarising and referencing it?
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by twosquare(m): 9:30pm On Aug 26, 2022
Who has got a real UK bank account? I need help.
TravelRe: Why Is No One Talking About This In Nigeria by twosquare(m):
SeriouslySense:
I thought Africans are a mixure of ham and japeth.
Cush (Sheba - Ethiopia) and Mizraim (now Eqypt)...we also have Phut (Libya).
TravelRe: Why Is No One Talking About This In Nigeria by twosquare(m): 2:47pm On Aug 25, 2022
LordIsaac:
I read somewhere that Noah cursed the descendants of Ham grin
Canaan.
FamilyRe: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by twosquare(m): 10:08am On Aug 25, 2022
Chai...that is the price of 3 bedroom flat in Osun here.
xxmoney15:
One bedroom flat
FamilyRe: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by twosquare(m): 2:28pm On Aug 24, 2022
xxmoney15:
Guy u need to start learning skills or getting a better job.

My salary is 76k as a teacher but my living with 2 kids n my wife isn't working yet is a miracle. Just that as a physics teacher I do get private lessons, waec registration business.

Currently I'm learning forex seriously because I want to be in charge of my future. Rent is pH is not cheap, 300k for that matter.

But na God de run am for us
how many bedroom flat?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help Am About To Leave My 100,000 Paying Job To Start A Bakery Business by twosquare(m): 2:09pm On Aug 24, 2022
With the present high diesel cost? Are you for real guy?

Better a bird at hand than two birds in the bush...

bad decision, man.
dennis3888:
Good day everyone please i need your candid advise and opinion

Am about to leave my bank job of seven years with a salary of 100k for a new business note the business has already been set up already

my fears is that am married and you know what that means i have ready responsibilities. so am now having fears that what of it doesn't work (which have been praying about seriously).


probably the fears is just in my head. your opinion please
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Teaching Job Of 20k Salary Or Okada Hustle? by twosquare(m): 4:09pm On Aug 23, 2022
grin grin cheesy
shantti:
There is this restaurant near where am teaching. Teachers who eat there can't afford complete meal, they have to eat tiny swallow without meat or tiny beans without bread or plantain. But if you see the type of food okada people order there, u will start to salivate. Omoh, in one plate, big fried rice, lots of meat, beans, lots of plantain, egg. If they are eating swallow, come see wraps of huge fufu, assorted meat and big soups, omo, those guys feed well, we teachers will just be looking at them and be salivating because we live according to bugdet
FamilyRe: Am I Responsible For The Pregnancy Or It Is A Setup? by twosquare(m): 8:45pm On Aug 19, 2022
Ngozi123:
It's possible. Especially if she's pregnant with twins or multiples.

@OP, she might be telling the truth. There's some early detector pregnancy tests that will show a positive result even 1-2 weeks after conception. You should have her do an ultrasound to get a more accurate result, though.
Not with Nigerian women...if we follow everything Google brings up, we go get heart attack.
FamilyRe: Am I Responsible For The Pregnancy Or It Is A Setup? by twosquare(m): 8:41pm On Aug 19, 2022
JudgeNotHi:
She has a step dad. This is her mom's 3rd marriage not that it means anything or relates to what's at hand.
Haaaa! Not related báwo...op, jara ẹ...wake up...stop being a mumu for crying out loud...the way you sound sef shows why she easily pinned it on you.
FamilyRe: Am I Responsible For The Pregnancy Or It Is A Setup? by twosquare(m): 8:30pm On Aug 19, 2022
JudgeNotHi:
I do not blame the devil, I did this, I slept with her not the devil.
I doubt you're the owner...even ovulation doesn't guarantee...that's why we have many TTC women...

I'm not trying to relieve you, but I will say you should stand your ground and stop being suegbe...

When you get out of this, learn not to keep unnecessary relationships...keep us updated
PhonesRe: My Stolen Phone Has Been Located In Cotonou by twosquare(m): 1:50pm On Aug 18, 2022
Leave a lock message with your international phone number. Don't just lock it. That was how I recovered my stolen Xiaomi redmi note 5 phone after a year it was stolen.
Orenike:
My stolen redmi note 9s has been located in cotonou thanks to my xiaomi account which tracked the phone...I also was able to lock the phone so the phone is basically useless..

However, I don't know if it's possible to get my phone cry because na this phone I dey take learn online skills before it was stolen cry...

FYI, the phone was stolen at Tafawa balewa Square, Lagos, Nigeria.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by twosquare(m): 7:06pm On Aug 03, 2022
The Chosen (season 1 & 2).

FoodRe: Mother And Her Three Children Die After Eating Amala In Kogi (Photos) by twosquare(m): 9:41pm On Aug 01, 2022
elubo isu or elubo ogede?
PoliticsRe: Sponsor Asari Dokubo And Die Before 2023 by twosquare(m): 2:53pm On Jul 31, 2022
grin grin
PlayerMeji:
You get power naim Boko Haram dey threaten you and your people everyday

See hin head grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why A Christian Should Not Settle For Sexual Lust by twosquare(m): 12:08pm On Jul 31, 2022
Are you serious? I've not noticed it, maybe because I'm busy with work and Linkedin is sometimes boring...only look for jobs posted, not really interested in all the motivational jobs talk here and there mixed with lies.... cheesy cheesy
Angy55:
They are gradually crawling into Linked too.
Christianity EtcRe: Why A Christian Should Not Settle For Sexual Lust by twosquare(m): 12:00pm On Jul 31, 2022
It is intentional and calculated...an onslaught from the kingdom of darkness...it is easy to do without those three coz I don't visit them except Twitter when I want to complain to customer care....but for Facebook, you now see them in Reels, and no way to shut the Reels off.

We just have to be intentional about waka pass.
obonujoker:
Wow... thank you Sir.

Infact the proliferation of sexual innuendos and nudity is something a Christian should be prayerful.against. You can open any app or visit any website these days without your eyes seeing the unseeable....

Instagram these days has become Tiktok. I was thinking as I did not download Tiktok, it would be better, not knowing these girls are on Instagram and twitter. I begin to wonder what these ladies want, is it money or just ??

Only God, prayer and the word can help us these days.
PoliticsRe: What If ABUJA Falls? by twosquare(m): 11:49pm On Jul 29, 2022
ArewaQuitessenc:
If Abuja ever falls (God forbid) the FCT will be moved to either Lagos, Enugu and Calabar...Lagos for it's commercial strength and access to the Atlantic Ocean to build a strong naval supply base, Enugu for its serenity, vast and lush greenery with it's formidable hills will make for a good administrative base , and Calabar for its overall quality infrastructure.
And the terrorists will relocate there too. It's that simple.
PoliticsRe: This Guy On Nairaland Perfectly Predicted The Abuja Attack 3days Ago ~evidence by twosquare(m): 2:35pm On Jul 29, 2022
You don't even need a prophet to tell you that. The reason is that many people are dumb...after watching BBN and other entertainment stuff that dull their brains and eat shawarma, nothing dey their head again...others are religious illusionist who thinks God will come down from heaven to solve their problems despite giving them brain...prayer without work is dead...superdead in fact.

That apart, anyone with a keen sight would first check the map of Nigeria and check the states with hotspot activity of these terrorists....you will know abuja is surrounded...what next? your guess is as good as mine...not talking.
PoliticsRe: Senate To Invite Emefiele Over Naira Devaluation by twosquare(m): 6:12pm On Jul 27, 2022
It will be better if you accept his explanation because you don't seem to get it even though I know the angle you are coming from...but it's still what it is...the earners of dollars have the upperhand and are far better. The professor is stuck at his 500k allowance, but a freelancer earning $1000/month is getting 700k now, whereas during the time of Jonathan of N210/$...it is just 210k.


Bizibi:
goods and services tripples Everytime the naira declines....the only advantage is for those who can purchase products with dollars online.

Look at the prices of goods and services in Nigeria anytime there is a decline in naira.take your time and check it.
PoliticsRe: Senate To Invite Emefiele Over Naira Devaluation by twosquare(m): 6:02pm On Jul 27, 2022
Funny you...he doesn't need to delete anything...it is no news...Ghana did it...but ask them today...they are seeking bailouts from IMF/World Bank as their economy has gone under...It won't save anything...It is like a farmer who is lying that he has planted 1000 tubers of yam even though he planted a hundred....when he has eaten the 100, he will also eat the 900 lies too.
DroppingLiquid:
Please delete this comment because they might actually copy this. These guys don't know anything, they usually do trial and error, they can just copy a post on Twitter or Nairaland and implement to see what happens. I've seen this before
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Leaked Security Memo Warns Of Nation Wide Bandit Attacks by twosquare(m): 8:34pm On Jul 26, 2022
It is laughable, that guy doesn;t know what he is talking about.
backtovillage:
Lol

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