₦airaland Forum

Fake news from the pulpit?! God forbid!

Because if they do, Russia will have the long awaited excuse to use a nuclear bomb on Ukraine.

Putin should f*ck off! If the heaven falls, it won’t leave his racist ass out! A bastard like him should stop threatening the stability the world has enjoyed since WW2!
I am tired of this Trump sponsoring *sshole!

PDP’s confusion baffles me. So, while the matter was ongoing on court, what were you doing not finding their replacements?

If na your blood sister, will you be seeking this kind of stupid advise So you cannot cure her madness with a well deserved slap?!
You need to also form the habit of deliberately exposing her subtle advances in public. Women like discreet flirting, but when you expose them, they withdraw.
I also think you are codedly lusting after her. Kill the thought. If you have a girlfriend, discuss her matter with your girlfriend. Women know how to discourage other women from trespassing. Encourage your girlfriend to come visit regularly.
I suspect you don’t have a girlfriend, so go get one & stop lusting after your cousin!

Watch as Malami will hastily gazette & implement this judgement o!��

This Hope na Fulani slave o!

Sadly, he married one of the Jezebels. That woman is bent on destroying him.
When his business finally fails , her true colors will show. She will certainly make him feel worthless.
You better stamp your feet down as a man. If she changes for the better, fine. If she still decides to make her husband’s life MISERABLE, he better kick her out for better training in her father’s house.

Sick Nigerians! He worked hard at stealing your money in cash. He truly deserves to be praised & allowed a well deserved rest!

Best response!

Descottes:
Tell him how you feel.

Awon werey gbogbo! Instead of using the money to fight Boko haram!

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Government of LIES!

You should resign Buhari!
You are FAILURE personified!

This inglorious AGF again?! He has his name stamped on every disgraceful action of this government.
Just because of his selfish political ambitions, he wants to waste government resources on needless litigation?!

Tinubu needs the money to fund his greedy campaign.
He knows Nigerians are senseless when it comes to money politics. Like Esau, Nigerians will quickly sell their birthright for a pot of porridge.

Selfish bastards, with an army of foolish and gullible followers!

So? PDP was a terrible opposition that abandoned Nigerians when they needed PDP the most during the last 7years of Buhari’s disaster. Now the Nigerians survived the disaster called APC, lazy & entitled PDP is expecting Nigerians to drop power in a subservient manner in PDP’s laps?
Sadly, Nigerians are too politically stupid to call the bluff of PDP or APC!

Awon agba jegudu jera. Elders that have eaten dodo & cannot say ododo!

treesun:
https://punchng.com/nurtw-elders-give-national-body-seven-days-to-withdraw-mc-oluomos-suspension/

I tell those who want to relocate without having papers. PLEASE LEARN A SKILL FIRST!!!
Motorcycling, hair styling, Barbing, tailoring, Plumbing, and any handwork will make your life so much easier while you sort your papers out.
Even as a student you can do side jobs off the record that won’t affect your extended work visa after your studies.

You are one of the few Nigerians I respect. You made a mistake, took responsibility and hopefully learnt from your mistakes.
God will bring better opportunities your way for your honesty.

That is your cup of tea!
Keep breeding body ordor OK? Sebi election season is around the corner?
Nigerians keep falling for these conmen. Enemies by day, bosom friends by night.

Excellent April fools Day gift for foolish Nigerians!

Nigerians can be so incompetent!

The truth is that if the juvenile psychopath had a Yoruba name, some serially tribalistic & hateful people would’ve screamed, ‘Yoruba skull miners are at it again!’

Hammyaladin:
Please lets not be tribal a out the situation @ hand! Please!

Patch patch, fire brigade government!
Who is the petroleum minister? Buhari!
Government of zero consequence to failure and incompetence.
Na even their arrogance in failure that is more annoying!

Election season, election drama!

Is it not Nigerians? I am not suprised. Sadly, there is a kid in those woman wrapper’s neighborhood or village who had to drop out of school because of just 10k.
Most Nigerians are just pure evil!

Football age for the so called jagaban. If this man is 70, then my mum must be a virgin!

Summary: Election is coming, it is time for both scammers to hoodwink foolish Nigerians!

Will you employ a zazu / portable looking individual as nanny for your kids or security guard in your house?
Looks matter dumbo! For most people, after they get past what they physically see on you, then they can begin to access your abilities.

This Saraki guy is an ever scheming, dubious MF. He always thinks he is smarter than everyone else in the room.
But I know he understands Nigerians and their stupidity so well.