₦airaland Forum

Highest bidder elder with no principle!

People never learn from past experiences.

Oh my God! What is this?!
This is why I hate those who ask us not to question people’s source of wealth! They are as guilty as these young demons! Because those boys know if they succeeded and got rich, there are bastards out there who will defend them and ask us to mind our business! Shame on you morally deficient Nigerians! See what you created by your ‘ask no questions’ evil posture! They will ask, ‘who holy pass’! Mad Nigerians!
These evil people will say ‘if you won’t ask the source of a person’s POVERTY, why ask for the source of their RICHES’! It is evil people like that who created these monsters!

You tried jare! Good job,

As long as Nigerians still think their salvation will come from PDP, APC or any of these professional politician? They deserve the misrule.
Only a technocrat and revolutionary with zero ‘Nigerian factor’ tendencies can truly save that shithole. Sadly, most Nigerians are just as terrible if not worse than the current crop of leaders.Therefore, they cannot recognize delusional, selfish kleptomaniacs vying for office.

This is so true. Left to these wives, their husbands should hurry up an die!
Most men find sanity in the arms of their side chics, since oyinbo has forced monogamy on us.
Our smart ancestors found solace in the politics of snr and jnr wife. If snr wife is messing up, jnr wife quickly & willingly jumps in to keep the man going. Same goes for when the jnr wife is messing up.
Infact, the more wives for them in the old times, the better. The modern woman has been conditioned to destroy the man regardless of whether he is monogamous or polygamous. As long as the man is not enslaved to her only, he is only useful dead or incapacitated. Men may need to rework their long term evolutionary survival strategy.

1. Get gorontula for your wife. Have her take it religiously. 1kg costs between 3-5k.
2. Buy warming lubricant during sex to aid painless penetration.
3. Have your wife see a psychologist. She was probably raped or circumcised. That can cause sexual PTSD.

If all fails, stop being a begi begi! Find an understanding side chic that is not willing to destroy your marriage.

Unfortunately, you have a brother that gives tough love. The truth is that there is no free meal anywhere! Double your hustle in a legal & decent way & you will be better for it in the future.
Honestly at 23, I believe you should be able to erk a living for yourself.
I suggest you find something to do to earn you a few extra bucks in the evening & weekends when you ain’t going to the tailor shop.
Some things you can do for neighbors & your church / mosque members are:
1. Approach people in who want to wash /iron their clothes for a fee.
2. Find people that you can wash their cars for a fee
3. If you have a flare for teaching, find parents that you can teach their kids for a fee.
4 If you can barb, find people who need home service.
5. Approach neighbors that need someone to clean their compound for a fee.

If you start seeing some money, stat focused! Buy the gas & make sure you save! Never venture into betting, drinking/ smoking or womanizing.
GOOD LUCK!

You married a woman probably suffering from Pistanthrophobia. Unfortunately, those around her are also reinforcing her mental condition.

You may have to pray her prayer points to see if this drastically changes her attitude towards you. If it does, you may just have to talk sense into her head.

Sadly, if you are not careful, she may harm you in the belief that she is trying to protect her kids and herself. If all effort fails to get her off her paranoia fails, I suggest you end the marriage to avoid someone getting hurt or ending their life.

After you give me unreasonable hurdles to cross to win your heart? Then your family makes me pay an arm and a leg for bride price / marriage?!
Thereafter, your family & yourself see me as a convinient go-to ATM machine?
You now want to say you are free to cheat just as much as I can?
You go go do that cheating for your papa house!!! Thunder fire you if you dare cheat on me!

Were lawon people yi sha!
Only the money the US gives your destitute citizens that escaped from Nigeria alone monthly is more than your 50years budget!
Seeing that some Nigerians are defending this bogus claims & praising this sycophantic & delusional minister shows me Nigerians deserve these crop of leaders misruling them!

Skit indeed. Later some fools will say only the SW is known for rituals, like Otokoto & Ezego are Yorubas!
Some Nigerians will even ask you to mind your business & don’t judge!!!
Bad / evil people are all over Nigeria. If Nigerians don’t change their filthy moral compass, that rubbish country will self destruct.

You mean progress BACKWARDS??!

TheRareGem1:
https://punchng.com/buhari-committed-to-nigerias-progress-osinbajo/?

But they are silent about this your claims. Silence is consent!

God bless you for this!

pocohantas:
Smh. What is wrong in him being after her money? Women go after men’s money everyday in the name of financial stability.

Everybody wants the other for something. So make we no dey disguise.

That is how I saw one in an online group begging people to pray for her 38yrs old Canada based sister to see husband this year.

What stops her sister from marrying one hardworking homebased guy and taking him to Canada? At 38 what does she expect a man to want from her? Agbalumo breast or virginity?

If he loves you, is hardworking and sensible, what else? Smh!

Same old rubbish politicians!

My brother, almost every man faces the same predicament. You are not alone. It is not a reason to be suicidal. Please have protected sex always, if you cannot do STD test before sex. There are featherlite condoms that can help you. One STD and you life will feel too shitty to bear.
The ONLY challenge I have is when you said even minors may not be safe with you.

Trust me, prayer helps and deliberate efforts to avoid sexual contents. Get a hobby to take your energy and mind off sex. Motorcycling, bicycling, chess, martial art, etc can help. Since you are shy to talk romantically with a girl, this hobbies may even give you access to a girl that is bold enough to approach you. It will also help you to develop your social skills with the opposite sex.
There are also dating apps that you can cautiously explore to get a romantic relationship going.

Sex drive is very difficult to overcome and ALL men (even clerics) battle it. We just have different levels of control.

Just make sure he doesn’t make his usual bad luck call to them o!

What a senseless contradiction!
You want OPEN GRAZING with no toilets along your stupid, dysfunctional & archaic grazing routes, yet you are pledging to stop OPEN DEFECATION?!
Will ranches with proper toilets not show better commitment to this pledge?!

LordviccoDaGuru:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1505368203179611&id=100011193364134&sfnsn=scwspwa

What kind of mad talk is this?
For a morsel of bread, will Dokpesi attempt to sell the South? Does he think the Tinubu type of lie-machine will work now??

NationalD:
https://nationaldailyng.com/technical-committee-sells-atiku-one-term-presidency-explains-how-it-favours-igbo/

This is the treatment ALL woman-wrappers deserve!

Singing gospel is NOT by force. If you know you don’t have the decency that is required of those that have decided to use their talent for religious work, PLEASE SING SECULAR SONGS.
I am not religious, but hypocrites like this singer makes it so easy for people like us to avoid pentecostalism & their warped kind of Christianity.
Some idiots will say , ‘do not judge’ , until the whole of Christianity goes to ashes!

Good luck to you on your super power on smells. If you don’t believe me, that is your prerogative. I understand your distrust of Nigerians. I don’t trust any Nigerian either.
But I posted fact and not fiction.

BLoomfrancs:
I smell lies.

I believe you bro but I smell lies all the same

Don’t worry about them. They are all A students. My first is already in medical school.
It is you that should work on yourself and manners.

Newton85:
I pity those kids, arugbo ojo. Nairaland Methuselah.

Child! I already have kids. They are probably your age mates and doing great, unlike you.
Omo Ale!

Newton85:
Just don't breed, please. No child deserves to inherit your inferior and watered-down genes. And again, make sure you don't kill your parents or spouse for being for giving you "bad luck". Utter swine!

You don't either. I have 2 iphones that crashed over the the last 7years. I even took them to the US and Apple said it could not be fixed.

BLoomfrancs:
Lol. You clearly know nothing about what you are saying. So, you can't repair a damaged phone or what. I already said if you are a heavy user you are better off with the ones with big storage capacities like 512gb or 1tb.

Having a memory card is bad cos someone can easily just pick out your memory card and have access to your private infos.

Don't worry about my kids. It is your sterile self that you should be worried about. Don't forget to ask your mum for who your real dad is... Bastard.
Alainironu, Omo ale jati jati.

Newton85:
You're a monumental gullible, primitive nitwit for believing that a call from someone could give a sports team "badluck." Please don't breed, no baby deserves to inherit your inane stupidity.

Iphone memory is unreliable as far as I am concerned.
Once an Iphone damages, you are left at the mercy of your Icloud memory which you MUST pay for monthly if you want any significant backup.
On Samsung, all you have to do is swap the memory card as long as you bought an original card and are using reliable antivirus.

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You better go for the Iphone. Nigerians create a fetish around some products. Iphone have excellent value retention and resale value. Although, I prefer the functionality and memory expansion possibilities of Samsungs, Iphones are always better value for money, especially if you want to gift it or sell it after months or years of use.

CodedWealth:
I am torn in between the both,

In terms of battery, durability and quality (if u know what I mean...

Now your advice should be more from experience, because most of this what will see advertised online isn't mostly reality

Bastards like you have no answer to questions. The genious (Newton) you stupidly named after yourself decided to answer 'stupid' questions. That was how he dispensed knowledge to humanity.
It is mad maggots like you who think some questions deserve no answers. Geniuses know ALL questions deserve an answer, and only silence (not insult) is the next best response if you don't have the answers.
Omo ale jati jati.

Newton85:
One needs evidence to "refute" a dumb and superstitious claim that a call from someone gave a football team "badluck"? You're just another utterly credulous halfwit.

The guy only asked you a simple question and provide evidence to refute his claim for Pete's sake.
Instead of giving him answers and putting him and Reno to shame, you reort to insults.
Do you write an insult to the examiner for an exam questions you cannot answer in school?

Newton85:
Go to bed, low IQ IPOB cretin.

I am tired of this audio opening of Dangote refinery!
Open if you will open and stop disturbing us with this rubbish that you keep postponing!