₦airaland Forum

Nice one. That's a knockout!

TimiRume:
Why this post? Because Chioma fine pass? e pain u ba?

Anyway, hope you are using a native African device not a westernised phone to type. Use your African language too, monkey!

In 2020 you are crying over young females showing off their curves and flaunting their sexuality? You are very late oh! Or are you not tired by your several years of crying?
When you go about the street today and see countless girls looking voluptuous like this, does it hurt you so bad?

Amotekun777:
African monkeys trying to be westernized by force... Foolish pple!

I think it's somewhat classless to rope in Geneveive for comparison with his wife in terms of appearance.
It's disrespectful to Geneveive. He should know better.
A lot of all these famous society folks are just shallow.

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Don't mind the empty and clueless leaders we have in this country. I felt deeply disgusted when i read a lack of allocation as the reason the zoo has collapsed. It's always government run organizations in this country that suffer mismanagement. I wonder why successive Rivers State administrations couldn't call for private investors to take the facility and make it functional. Useless people.

MadamExcellency:
And the Staff and their retirees are still receiving wages.

This wouldn't happen with private sector businesses.

Government should be disencouraged from being employer of labour.

Oh Okay! Things have really changed then. I served 2009 in Rivers State, and there was only two ways to eat then: 1) Buy food at Mammy market
2) Cook your own food

kayrichy:
Really? Things have really changed in Nigeria.I served in 2014 in yipkata ,Kwara state.I can authoritatively tell you we had cooks .i still watched the video of my activities in the kitchen lately. I am sure those who served during this period will affirm to that.

Which kind of camp you dey wey dem give una cook? In my time everyone can eat at mammy market. When did Nigeria NYSC start providing cooks?

kayrichy:
You are an OTONDO
A male cook was even caught in the kitchen smashing a Corp member.I became a security man to my army friends who also smashed corp members in bush in the night...Don’t ask me how I got to know...I was a platoon president and was fully involved in the doings on the camp ground.

This @zoputa has the thinking capacity of a toddler. How can you use your individual experience in a single camp out of all the camps in the country to draw conclusions on the extent of sexual activities across all NYSC camps?
Active sexual activities between young men and women is almost as assured as the rising sun in the morning. It's not only restricted to the camps, even outside when they are not secluded from society, they still come together to copulate, then you're telling me there's no heavy indulgence in the camps? You're not serious.

Thank you for this reply.

SeriouslySense:
And Nigerians are sane ko

y66

Maybe you have a history of enduring unpredictable and living in suspicion of women in your family or the ones you've been with in a relationship, but women are really not as treacherous as you have generalised - you hear?

fuckingAyaya:
All u saying Osaze needs to check is mental health don't know anything thing,the guy has Apologize to Mr p but all he said about the betting stuff( Zoom) was so true.and as for what he said concerning Kanu's wife all I will say is that "fear women" dey re unpredictable.

What is it with some of the OP's in this Nairaland sef?
Why highlight the so called "beautiful blue eyes" when it isn't natural?
So she wears blue contacts to her occasion and it's a story?

Is the writer joking or what? How can you call someone whose head war torn apart from the top in that manner as gun shot victim?
Except his head was hacked open after falling from the gun shot.
This is just blood curdling insanity.

Passionate kiss "kii" you there. Mtcheew!

Dailyhappenings:
Baba don broke na...wetin you expect....see Kiddwaya bodyguard abeg and how he kiss Erica for Sierra Leone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy_g0MD1MSc

When your mates were reading novels, and journals and taking English classes seriously as young children, what were you occupied with Borrowing films from video club? Or playing draughts with the elders?

rattlesnake:
i dont understand the hea or tail of the mattae

Osaze's post is all over the place; I hope he's of sound mind.
He sounds psychotic really.

There's a chatter that's been going on the past year that Wizkid is a very active drug user - Cocaine to be specific.
That tweet shocked me probably as much as Reekado, and it almost completely validated the cocaine suspicion as true for me.
Wizkid is a druggie, and i think that's why he's been looking so gaunt for sometime.

Today's youth have their life at stake because of mobile sports betting. Any bettor that uses their brain would never tell anyone about a huge win at least not until the money is far utilized. I know it's almost impossible to hide winnings from friends nowadays as they share their pick selections or coupon numbers before the games, but that can be countered by keeping only a small group of friends, and making a pact within themselves not to tell their business outside the group. Almost impossible to do anyway.

You are critically challenged grammatically. Smh!

Jones4190:
spear not a witch to leave

Don't mind all these fraudsters that abound amongst our youth today. Mtcheew.

doggedfighter:
The guys up there .

Didn't know they have an academy in Nigeria

I would have considered falling mumu for your hustling scheme and drop even if na small 1k or 2k, but for your childish arrogance of putting in underscore symbols between each number, I will pass.

Dasuy24:
Dear brothers and sisters , if you can see this post right now . I am on my knees crying please do not ignore, .i know things are hard but I beg you in the name of God, please from the little you have, please help with no matter how much. I am married, a father of two and I am very down at this moment. Things haven't been going smoothly for me this time from my menial jobs due to owings. We have been hungry for days now , the kids has been drinking garri and is now affecting their health. I need to buy food and kerosene. . Please help me. Please help us. We are starving. I beg any kind hearted brothers and sisters on this forum Any amount please. I pray God bless anyone that gives me anything. Please. 3_1_3_5_8_38_6_09 first bank

Where do guys like you come from with this una type of kindergarten reasoning?

Boydehot:
this would I been a blessing in disguise.
what a waste of treasure, the kill would have been a millionaire if he caught the bird alive.

Limiting your scope of knowledge by probably rarely watching anything outside of American movies and Scifi, Nigerian home video and other local content, has you and @COdeGenesis talking like preteens. "Talking about being paid millions for a bird" One that isn't endangered for that matter. "Talking about the captor becoming world famous?" Are you guys serious!

Guys abeg start seeing useful content like Science documentaries, World history documentaries, Business/financial news, tech news and world news. It will help you both.

Eriokanmi:
I'm telling you. It would have made the world's news headlines. The catcher would have been duly rewarded and popular globally. The embassy in Nigeria would have so much appreciated his kindness and our government too would have quickly congratulated him through femi adesina . That's fame lost forever

Ignorance is bliss!
Several species of birds are migratory by nature, and divide their time across continents within a year. Winter is imminent across Europe so it's unsurprising to see several unusual bird species at this time of the year in Nigeria and other parts of Africa because a lot of birds are fleeing Europe for a warmer climate in Africa.

illicit:
How can a bird fly from Finland to Nigeria



The bird is a native of Delta abeg.... na oyinbo wan steal am go Finland, come put ring for him leg but the bird japa....


Why him fellow Delta people come kill am na another story....

If you still have the video can you help me with how i can get it?

RenaissanceGuy:
I purchased his web development video tutorial several years ago and it was superb. He is now into so many money making ventures. Happy for him.

why the story dey pain you like dat?

oluwaseunamos33:
story for d gods

That's Drake.

Madibah:
see bwess !!!

but who is that guy touching her yansh na
I dey feel jealous on another person property

If that is how you refer to your mother and all other females in your family, i think i can speak for every other persons and females the world over by saying they are not willing to call women "Vaginal people".

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ..

The niggarrrr below me.....don't say women
Just say vaginal people

Why do you refer to him as Pastor?Pastor where? Are you new in Nigeria? He's a comedian...

Lordswazz:
There is something fundamentally wrong with the black man's relationship with money. PDFM - Public Display of Financial Muscle (be it actual wealth or make-believe, blacks love it).

It gives us so much ego trip, sotay even Pastor sef no fit help but succumb to the yearnings of the melanin pigment.

You claim to be an ibeno native, but don't know the fish cut in pieces that you posted is a Barracuda?
Are you serious?

NkanAkpanika:
That particular island is something magical.. @ilaumoh r posted one turtle yesterday.. Great vibe..
Meanwhile I bought one big fish for as little as 5k in that same island when we went on a safari trip on the island..

I am surprised at your daily attempts to sound funny. I genuinely struggle to understand how your state of mind is. Crassness, mixed with crudity, with a heavy dose of misogyny topped up with sexism.
What is it with your outlook on females? Were you serially bullied, shunned and mocked by girls while growing up?
I'm curious to know what's the root cause of your daily bizarre anti-female rants.

slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright..
Another real niggarr is born
The joy i derives whenever I hear a male child is born...
Male kids that would definitely turn into real niggarrrrs
Smoking weed, banging pussy, drinking beer, making some dope money and seeking for little knowledge

I wasn't lucky....i was born into females...five girls only one niggarrrr...
So am damnnn happy whenever a niggarrrr is born

Expand the scope of information you consume via internet, books, TV etc across almost all fields of human endeavor and you will almost always understand every news you read in Nairaland or elsewhere.
For instance i would have been limited in comprehending this story, but a couple years back my typical browsing of internet/youtube across different topics made me stumble across Abattoir operation in the Western world. After watching the way they operate their slaughterhouses over there, i was shocked at how advanced and superior their method is, i felt ashamed fór Naija.
I even began dreaming that if i had the means i would establish a modern slaughterhouse here to bring that excellent service to Nigerians.

zeusdgrt:
Some news wen dey naija I nor dey understand am atall.

Anyone that asks to be enlightened on how Trump is a loser isn't worth discussing with.

EmekaA125:
How is Trump a loser

The past years i've been very surprised to see how practicing Northern muslims have dropped their robe of cultural conservativism, let their hair down and started showing off public displays of flirting, love, fun, expression of sexuality and even outright profanity in some instances without a care in the world.� And they are spearheaded by the opulent amongst them.
Go to the timeline of any of these random FB girls on nowadays that post sultry pics showing off their bodies, you will see a significant number of Northern muslim guys posting stuff like "baby you too sweet", "baby check your dm", "baby you're killing me".

It leaves me scratching my head. I can imagine if an ordinary humble citizen in the North posts such pic grabbing his wife's breast in such manner, he will still be arrested by the religious police over there. But the same religious police will not say a word if it's the high and mighty?

It's stuff like this that exposes the bondage of many people that love to be controlled and oppressed under any religion of any form. Smh