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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Oxford Vaccine Trigger Immune Response, UK Orders 100 Million Doses by ucham: 9:51pm On Jul 20, 2020
Hedonisco:
Oyinbo leading the way as usual, while clueless black Africa continues to wallow in the stone age.
Africa is praying for miracle for churches and mosque, Oyibo dey do the real miracle
Education / Re: Law School Result: University Of Ibadan Produces 3 First Class Out Of Total Of 5 by ucham: 4:50pm On Jul 04, 2020
DEROX:
who sabi unn who will leave SW for UNN na you go come we no get business for landlocked uni

And we dey win for your region.

We be landlord for your house, and you don turn tenant grin

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Education / Re: Law School Result: University Of Ibadan Produces 3 First Class Out Of Total Of 5 by ucham: 4:47pm On Jul 04, 2020
luminouz:


See ya life outside. The dude doesnt even know u exist.

Be carrying other people's achievement on your head like gala you hear? Your eye go soon clear
Na ur papa him know say dey exist? grin

This one pain you. Igbos are kings anywhere anytime. Deal with it.

If e pain you, drink sniper.

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Romance / Re: Dating Nigerian-American girls in the United States by ucham: 5:04pm On Jun 28, 2020
ogbonti:


well, I dated two Nigerian girls before I got married in America and had the opportunity to see how they roll - I hear their friends discuss and I see what they put Nigerian guys through - That is not enough to conclude you may say, but having heard the stories of most Nigerian guys first hand (not just what is on the internet, but people you actually know either as close friends, acquaintances, colleagues or church members) who traveled that path and got scre wed in the process, one is tempted to generalize - when the preponderance of the numbers of victims who cry out in regret are significantly more than those who pretend that all is well

An American girl is not swayed by you attending Harvard or having a 6 figure job - or you looking a certain way or what their parents think about you. IF you guys click - and you act right in the relationship (which is not really much) you can have a happy home even if you ride a 2002 Toyota Camry or 2021 Mercedez Benz 4matic =

NOT SO WITH THE NAIJA GIRL - my brother, you have to experience it to know it- Females are not angels but you can tell if an American girl is into you but a naija girl will fake it because you make 6 figures working at Exxon Mobil so what happens when there is downsizing and you now make a quarter of what you use to make? THE LOVE IS OVER AND THE DRAMA STARTS UNTIL SHE FVCKS UP YOUR LIFE - just pray she is not earning more than you - her friends and family will do you shege to your face until you lose your mind -

Just read what the OP said about - you must up your game, so what happens when adversity strikes? think about it

BE GUIDED OOOO - a word is enough for the wise!

You said it all my brother. When the OP said you must up your game, it is clear that anyone married to that kind person is sitting on a gun powder. This one go push person go carry drugs or do Yahoo because you wan meet up.

Who wants to married someone that would kill you with anxiety? Someone who would demand that you get PhD or higher when all you wanna do is sip your glass of beer knowing that life is short.

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Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Celebrates Her 66th Birthday Today by ucham: 10:33am On Jun 13, 2020
Igbo Amaka. She is a 100% Igbo from Ogwashi ụkwụ.
Her husband is a bona-fide Umuahia Man from Abia state.

The children are 100% Igbo. The names the children answer are Names usually answered by igbos from Abia and imo state.
Politics / Re: Ten Niger Deltans Nominated To Visit SE And SW For Fact Finding On Development by ucham: 11:59am On Jun 12, 2020
I support.

They should also take pictures of villages in the south east vs south west.

Na only for Yoruba land I see where people they build one story building with mud grin
And funny enough na the kind building wey full there.

Yoruba people mind don dey beat smiley

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Programming / Re: Programming Learning Challenge June. by ucham: 7:03pm On Jun 04, 2020
SQL and Python

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Car Talk / Re: This U.S Based Nigerian Built The World Fastest Carbureted Front Wheel Cars by ucham: 12:57pm On May 21, 2020
OsuIgboIpob:
Why are Yorubas so blessed with talent?

Why is it that anything they touch turns into gold?

OlaBisi grin cool cool

Ọmọ lua bi cool

NB:
Ezerioha is his mother's maiden name...


Mumu read the article, his name is Ndubuisi Ezerioha from Anambra State. Bisi is an abbreviation of Ndubuisi
Car Talk / Re: This U.S Based Nigerian Built The World Fastest Carbureted Front Wheel Cars by ucham: 12:56pm On May 21, 2020
Igbo Amaka. For the blind anfonjas who want to be excited, the name is Ndubuisi Ezerioha. grin
Travel / Re: Pictures From Owerri Bicycle Street Ride (photo) by ucham: 7:48pm On May 18, 2020
grandstar:


You are the one who started it by writing "no brown roofs". Who send you? Who ask you?

Everyone was enjoying this thread until you now used your own hand to ruin it.

We never said, "come and roof our houses". What I said is "don't condemn something and still use it".

It is like a big girl condemning Toyota Hala all the time and laughing at those using the car. Yet, that is what she is driving now. People no go laugh am?

You dey make fun of Yoruba dem. Comot from their brown roof!

I love Igbo people. My step mum is Igbo so I have Igbo half siblings. I love all tribes.

It is wrong to say statements like that. Not everyone is a bigot and you paint yourself as one.

If your mom is Igbo, then you are our blood. We don't play with our people. Come home to the east. Go to aba and Onitsha for business, Awka, and Enugu for real estate, go to Enugu and Umuahia for government work, goto Umuahia for history, goto Abakaliki for state of the art infrastructure and country life environment. Goto Nnewi for indigenous Industrialization.

And to chop life, go to Owerri.

See my guy, if you have money, not too much money, just enough to cover your journey please tour the whole south East this November - January. If you can you can get a property in Enugu, Akwa, Abakaliki or Umuahia.

It does not stop you from having property in your Father's place, where you are from. You don't need to even goto to your mother's village. Just find an Igbo friend who visits home to go along with.

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Crime / Re: South Africa Beach Lovers Protest Lockdown - Police Arrest Them (photos) by ucham: 4:00pm On May 16, 2020
TMKsouth:


Hi Minxie!

For SA we are what we define ourselves - not what others impose on us. We are a Rainbow Nation and are as African as anyone else.

Infact, we led the African narrative through the African Renaissance concept during the Mbeki years and through our current leadership in the AU, G20 and the BRICS.

No other African nation has a louder political voice than SA so don't be rattled by detractors - not that ucham is one. But this SA is not African-enough label has been peddled by Nigeria to gain a permanent UN Security Council seat over us, it's been their strategy.

Typical. grin You consider all your populace African, yet you lazy small statured sloths keep attacking your white Lords. Killing them and collecting their farms.

Your people are known to be remarkably stupid. So it is no wonder you can put on a facade of ease while your cultural heritage is depleted.

Typical Stockholm syndrome. Your oppressors have become your family.

You talk of South Africa as if your presidents since apartheid have done anything. Your country is on a downward spiral. Your white masters are fleeing back to UK, Australia and the Netherlands.

Don't tell me all is well when you still suffer load shedding.

Nigeria has its challenges, yes and we will get over them. But at least having a confused identity and race isn't one of them. In the next 100 years, there be Zero pure black African in South Africa. Way to go sucker! grin cheesy
Crime / Re: South Africa Beach Lovers Protest Lockdown - Police Arrest Them (photos) by ucham: 3:51pm On May 16, 2020
Minxie:
So is it a bad thing for people to attempt to get along? I'm a bit confused with what you're saying...

Also coloured people are not just black and white. I have more malay than I have white or black. I also have more khoisan than I have white or black.

Im really confused by the point that you are making. it's almost like you're trying to say that South Africans are not "pure" or "African" enough because we mix with other races in our country... Leave us be please, it doesn't bother us that we get along or attempt to get along. As long as we get along in our own country (and not run to others because we can't seem to find it in ourselves to try to get along), I don't see why you would have a problem with it.

Tell that to years of apartheid and domination by your white Lords.

I deduce that you are a colored. Going by your history of segregation and insulation from the rest of the populace in South Africa, you've understandably suffered a lot of trauma. It is no wonder your flats and settlements are riddled with violent gangs with a penchant for rape and other abominables.

Khoisans are Africans. No thanks to you, you have almost outbreed them. You have endangered and almost destroyed their cultural heritage.

The land belongs to the blacks, and what your white masters have created is revulsing. I can understand that you are a victim of circumstance, but don't open your mouth to Say you are African. You may be in the text of the word, but not in the true essence of it.

The land you call south Africa is black. Khoisans are black too with their distinct unique features.

The people I pity are the black, small statured, laid back slobs deluding themselves that they still own the land.

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Crime / Re: South Africa Beach Lovers Protest Lockdown - Police Arrest Them (photos) by ucham: 11:28pm On May 15, 2020
What a funny world. The white man really did destroy South Africa. First they depleted the black population, next they bred a race they call colored in an attempt to outbreed the black owners. This paradox is bewildering. So basically, let me get this straight, a biracial person in South Africa who identifies as black in the North America and Europe the home of your colonial Lords and conquerors is called colored in South Africa? Now, isn't that some fvcked up shit.

The white man really did you guys bad. No racial homogeny, different language, different demographics, different cultures.

Without a hint of ridicule, it would be an aberration to call South Africa a black country, or a truly African country. Heck! Even they named it a rainbow nation. The more black people marry whites and colored in South Africa, the more they outbreed themselves into this melting pot of racial confusion.

I know the white devil did the continent as a whole evil, and for that we remain indignant. But at least here, and by here I mean the rest of Africa, we know where we come from, we know what we look like, we aren't on a mission towards racial suicide. I guess there's a silver lining behind it all after all.

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Business / Re: Abakaliki Mall, Ebonyi Taking Shape (Pictures) by ucham: 7:42pm On May 06, 2020
georgeiyke009:
It is a white elephant project.

Entrepreneurs create jobs not students.

Igbo businesses will not move. The town does not have the population to support buying and selling businesses.

Skilled labor generated is meaningless without industries to work in. But without industries , what skilled labor will the vocational schools be teaching?

You cannot teach for non existent industries.

Umahi is a failure. Just like all past and current sitting state governors. No difference.


My brother I get your concerns. But as you know Rome was not built in a day. This is the first time Ebonyi state is having a governor that has really worked since its creation in 1996.

No governor in the whole of Nigeria since democracy has accomplished half of what Umahi has accomplished with his state's minimal allocation from the FG.

You need to see the face of ebonyi. There are quality roads everywhere. Ultra modern road networks and fly overs. Meanwhile onye ikpeazụ is struggling to build one for 5 years in Abia state.

Ebonyi are building an airport. Wow. If we see good make we talk am o. I know Umahi has his flaws, but he's the best thing in Igboland since Peter Obi and Sullivan Chime.

Umahi is an Engineer. Let him fix the infrastructure like he has done. The next governor should probably be an economist or sociologist. Ebonyi will get there.

I never imagined in my life that I will in my life time see an Ebonyi state like this.

Once again, I get your point, but let's be patient we are on the right track. My prayer is for Abia state to have its revolutionist.

Ala Igbo ga adị mma.

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Business / Re: Abakaliki Mall, Ebonyi Taking Shape (Pictures) by ucham: 7:34pm On May 05, 2020
Benevento:
Another white elephant project.


My question is; with 78% poverty index in Ebonyi....... Who are/is gonna patronise this mall?

No its not a white Elephant project. Many Igbo businesses will move there, and some of our igbos from different parts will definitely be moving to live in Abakiliki.

Also don't forget that Ebonyi has a federal university from which many of her children are graduating and creating jobs. Plus the vocational schools will generate skilled labor.

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Health / Re: Kano: 3 People Die Of Coronavirus Disease by ucham: 11:36am On May 02, 2020
Ade3131:


Bros don vex finish... Na so you hate aboki reach!

Oya no vex. Nbok
No be vex matter bros. Goto Abuja, all the top government offices are filled with illiterate abokis. It is no wonder the Civil service has died. Since they use federal character and nepotism to allocate everything to themselves, let us see now whether their alamajiri which they use to win elections and kill southerners will save them.

Staying in Kano hospitals as a southerner is like fighting Boko Haram. Person wey get ear make e hear.

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Health / Re: Kano: 3 People Die Of Coronavirus Disease by ucham: 11:23am On May 02, 2020
All the doctors from the south who work in Kano should resign. Let them use their qouta system and federal character alamajiri doctors to treat themselves.

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: Why Government Must End The Lockdown by ucham: 10:46am On Apr 23, 2020
Cc: Lalasticlala

This is the kind of thread we need on the front page o. No be only Aunty Kemi own.

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Family / Re: She Ran And Left Me With Our 1-Year-Old Child by ucham: 3:21pm On Apr 21, 2020
Aboki quota system lecturer. See your English. No wonder Nigeria is stagnated.

As for you and your baby mama all I have to say is go reap what you've sown.
Travel / Re: Work Ongoing At Anambra Airport, Umueri (Video) by ucham: 3:06pm On Apr 21, 2020
Britishcoins:
I am Igbo but Anambra does not deserve airport because the lack good urban planning plus too much criminals
You are a fool.
You can never be Igbo.

Go and stop the work since you hate progress.
Soon we'll have one in every eastern state. If you want you can kill yourself

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Religion / Re: Atheists Let's Discuss God. by ucham: 12:12am On Apr 21, 2020
Gggg102:



you can't speak outside your religion.
it's dishonest.



"It's still dishonesty. You cannot honestly speak about what you have no experience of.
Once again thanks for your time. I need a REAL advocate and not a make believe one."- your words.
You debate very reasonably. Any open minded person sees that. I have read all the points you made, and they are very articulate, respectful, rational, and they make sense.

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Religion / Re: Atheists Let's Discuss God. by ucham: 12:08am On Apr 21, 2020
The OP of this post is intellectually dishonest. Using loaded language and sleight of hand tactics in phrasing his phony questions. He is not looking for a healthy debate, he wants his childish gotcha! moment. His antics reeks of the cunning of the biblical serpent.

How can you talk about a Monotheistic God and refuse to mention the specific one? The Onus lies on the OP to prove to us that his God is true while Buddha, Allah, Shinto and other deities are false.

YHWH says the only way to salvation is through Yeshua (Jesus), Allah says without publicly accepting Mohammed as God's prophet and means for salvation, you cannot be saved. Buddha has his own requirements for spirituality and enlightenment.

So which God is the right one? Which God are we talking about?

Both God's cannot both be true.

Engaging in a debate with the OP is meaningless. I am not an atheist, but even I am filled with disgust for the way he argues like a child looking for dashboard points.
Health / Re: Having HIV Is Not A Death Sentence by ucham: 9:15am On Apr 18, 2020
ceaser:


Getting married does not guarantee a 100% safety. If one of the partner gets infected thru the various ways available (wrongly or innocently), the other partner is at risk.

What would you say about Health Care Workers who got infected from patients in the line of diligently discharging their duties? D'you want 'em to blame God?
Your partner will not get infected if they sterilize their clippers or hair braiding tools.
97% of people who contract hiv get it from sex and blood transfusions.

By the way, hiv is not the only deadly disease. There's a plethora of STDs killing and destroying people today.

The best thing is to get married and remain faithful.
Health / Re: Having HIV Is Not A Death Sentence by ucham: 7:05am On Apr 18, 2020
To all of you having protected and unprotected sex with anyone other than your wife or husband, you are playing Russian Roulette with your life.

Something must kill a man no mean say make you use your hand kee yourself.
Health / Re: Having HIV Is Not A Death Sentence by ucham: 7:02am On Apr 18, 2020
PureGoldh:
If you are still Single...Abstinence is the best option
This is what I keep saying. Abstain or get married.
Romance / Re: My Mother Rejected Her. But I Impregnated Her And Aborted It by ucham: 11:24pm On Apr 16, 2020
This is the price you pay for fornication. We now live in a world where virgins are mocked, shamed and humiliated for maintaining their dignity.

It may sound harsh, but I have no sympathy for any one who willingly consents to fornication or adultery. You enjoyed the few minutes gratification , now face the music of your life time.

Since bad has become good, una go hear am.

What prevented you from marrying early since you know you can't control your own libido.

Go and lie on the bed you made.
Romance / Re: Men's Virginity by ucham: 11:30am On Apr 16, 2020
lefulefu:
Rozz be honest with urself..can u marry a virgin boy? cheesy
i know most ladies here will say no they prefer a man that is experienced cheesy
so how can a virgin boy be experienced.
a virgin boy that dont know where the vagina is located cheesy
What a naive and ignorant thing to say. Sometimes when I read comments like these, it makes me wonder how some people think.

Our forefathers and their wives were virgins. Who taught them to have sex and produce children? Is it you? Or you think the depravity in today's world mean you were better at sex than they were? Our forefathers were farmers and had the stamina of a 10,000 km long distance runner. Or you think this our generation with potbellied men everywhere who are so lazy to exercise are better? I laugh. It's no wonder more men are dying from all sorts of concoctions in the name of aphrodisiacs.
People should learn to use their brains when they type.

When people get married as virgins with mates whom they love, they have a lifetime to learn and do all they want about sex.
The so called experienced guys today got experienced because they are having sex. Married couples will have experience when they start having sex too.

By the way, you are not wiser than God who warns against premarital sex. In all religions premarital sex is sinful. I don't care if you are not religious, even natural laws forbid it as you can see with the proliferation of STD's

When our mothers gave birth to us, we did not need experience or Google map to locate their breast. Neither did we need a manual to learn how to suck from it.

Stop using this experience line as an excuse for promiscuity.

A virgin man deserves a virgin woman

A promiscuous man deserves a promiscuous woman.

Each gender should learn self control and delayed gratification.

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Religion / Re: Paul And Becky Enenche Celebrate 26th Wedding Anniversary by ucham: 10:55am On Apr 16, 2020
Franking:


Gba nde oshi ahu nkiti.
Eziokwu my man. grin grin

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Health / Re: How I Found Out I Was HIV Positive!!! by ucham: 10:53am On Apr 16, 2020
Veryfoolishboy:
The best thing is to stick to a partner and avoid sharing sharp objects.


Heck! A man should be able to afford a 5k clipper, instead of sharing a barbing saloon clipper.

Stop saying stick to a partner. All the people wey don stick to their girlfriend like the Op, we don see how e be for them.

Remain a virgin until you and your fiancé have ran all medical test and are legally married. But una no go hear.

By the way getting hiv through clipper is next to impossible. The virus cannot survive more than 3 seconds outside a host. And again clippers that are sterilized with heat destroy the virus.

Many mumu men sleep around with condom or sleep raw with their unmarried girlfriend and go to the saloon with their own clipper. I dey laugh una.

Go and get married to a clean mate and have sex.
Politics / Re: Katsina, Highest Recipient Of Conditional Cash Transfer by ucham: 10:11am On Apr 16, 2020
Posterity will judge afonja and the our oyel south south people for supporting this bastard instead of a referendum to divide this shithole

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