₦airaland Forum

Skylod:
Why does it looks like am being referred to. Lol

I'm not sure
But one thing I'm sure of is that he isn't a Nairalander...Lol

Lepa,orobo

Is it supposed to be a compliment??well I feel sometimes they spell out as insults

Contekbbc:
I know you're an alpha male with balls hiding his identity under a female moniker becaus of his inferiority complex.

Be yourself guy lol

why will a guy use a female moniker because of Inferiority complex? Cos females are better or what?
You sound absurd biko .
Wahaleaux
Lol ....this one say I get balls,God forbid.

Contekbbc:
Shake your head well,guy.
Even if you shake it from now till next year it still won't change the fact that you're a guy with balls
Smh too

abeg go and sit down why will I go through the stress of hiding my identification? I no blame you Nigerian girls have made you believe we all have fish brain. Go through my diary to ascertain if I'm a female or male, gosh! Why am I even trying to prove myself to you?
See as you just dey sure ontop something wey no dey right.
Mtcheew
Say j get balls...lol, noo you for kuku call me hermaphrodite.
See as you open mouth dey talk waaaaa!

GooodHardDick:
STFU!

IF u no know wetin Grace mean, go study your Bible.

Do you think God is man, or you think his ways are your ways? This is pure example of Grace and unmerited favour. Pray for God's grace to locate you too, instead of waiting for luck to come your way which will never come.

that one no warrant you to tell me ' STFU. Don't you ever say such to me again.

Contekbbc:
I know you're an alpha male with balls hiding his identity under a female moniker becaus of his inferiority complex.

Be yourself guy lol

smh...

Nyascobar1414:
lmaooo....

Ion do lekpa though!

problem ti e ni ye.

Nyascobar1414:
I'll make you simp 4 me...
Deal?

This one thinks all girls are wired same way.
So you think I will be calling you every now and then, or seeking for your attention? Abegi shift. I don't like stress

Contekbbc:
It concerns me cos you're my sweet gurl now.

WINKS

abegi shift fess...
Redpiller don dey call girl wey he never meet before sweet girl. A ni pe Una no dey learn.

dazzlingd:
All these men marrying women with one mental disorder or the order.
Before u marry a woman, be certain of her mental health. Many sick ladies are out there

mental disorder onto say she no post picture for birthday. All these Nigerian men sef and their absurd way of thinking

Nyascobar1414:
Lol....
How about you simping for the redpiller?

simp for a redpiller? Once a redpiller gets into a relationship he can't be a redpiller again. He becomes a simp, so we can't be two simps in a relationship. Moreover, the simping and redpiller term is attributed to the male .

Contekbbc:
I can never be a SIMple man for you.

Know this and know peace.

I simpd for Dordora and she bleeped up, I just broke up with her.
So, I've learnt My lesson and I'll never simp for anyone again including you.
I'm now an alpha male

that one no concern me na
I'm wondering why you're giving me this information.

Kriss216:
My source of joy and inspiration shouldn't be your business, Lois.

Why should my source of joy comes from human when I have God who is the author and finisher of my faith?

Lmaooooooooo
With the hatred you put out, you still reverence God? I really need tutoring on how this Christianity works.

AudioMonkey:
Alright, first error cleared. Now I get what you meant on that.
Second error remains, 'no' comes before 'know', not the way you arranged them.

Once you're ready to own up, I thank you for correcting me and you also thank me back for correcting you. Deal.

nope the English form of that is ' know not' as in... I know not the way he went, not ' I not know the way he went' pidgin go be ' I know no.....lmao...just accept already kwanu na

Kriss216:
See this one

Shift fess

AudioMonkey:
Gosh, I never knew I would be making the same silly mistake I see many Nairaland kids make here everytime. Although on my part, it was a typo error, not like many who don't know 'am' separately from 'I'm'.
I'm going to correct it immediately.

I wanted to say thank you but I'll thank you later because while correcting a single error, you ended up making more typo errors @ bolded. I think that makes us even.

na you dey confuse yourself.
You wrote 'I'm I the only one...' and I'm pointing it out to you that what you wrote in translation is ' I am I the only one...' so how am I the one with errors?

And what's with know no? Cos na pidgin I write give you.
Just say thank you oga.

Chiefbutcher007:
Kriss216 I have a lady for you.

abeg abeg
Pass him to the next waiting lady...

I don't want to ever get fat, I love my slimness, c'mon call me lepa I go answer. Please I don't want to have all these tummy and cellulite.

I tire for this question.
I can't relate.
I never meet anybody, but I'm sure he is wherever he is forming redpiller, dude! Be ready to simp for me

AudioMonkey:
I need an answer.
I'm I the only one who see this kid everyday?

gosh!!!
What you just wrote is ' I am I the only one....'
You know no when to use I'm and am??

nkemoma:
Trouble face... Zazuh is richer than your professor

to what end?

GooodHardDick:
This guy Grace strong no be small.

He keeps making money wherever he goes!!

like the grace of God?!
Like the grace of God is upon a guy that smokes, drinks and fornicate?
Dude he just got lucky....

nkemoma:
When you realize say Dr. Zeh dn make money pass most Medical doctors, you go know say school na scam...

stop promoting sh.it
So make everybody come drop out ABI?

Wtf is SOULMATE?

That sh.it doesn't exist

fikayormi:
200 credit ? Op Na broke boy

your mentality sef!
So how much credit equates richness??
10k??
Na where your own stop another person own dey start....be calming down

Palema007:
It is the set of ladies that date you lots that I cringe for.

swears

Kkzy90:
Keep swallowing the Redpill bro,its very nutritious.
Keeps the ladies at bay,but there should be a particular woman that has a special place in your heart that once in a while you vomit like 2 pills after proper observation.
You gerrity,if you don't gerrit you forgerrabourit.

if you're vomiting some, then you don't deserve to be called Alpha, simply put you are confused

KiNg0G:
https://www.nairaland.com/7105598/girlfriend-ignored-me-party-she#112427323

lalasticlala
Seun

sometimes we need to listen to other side of the stories, I acted rash which I admit and this might be the end of our relationship, i don't care they are several options available. but still she knew I deserve an explanation, but she couldn't reach me because I blocked her on whatsapp and call.... so she spoke with my buddie and they had to set me up on choprite this morning, I thought I was going for a free meal..(normal sponsoring..who dey buy, that kind thing).. instead I went to meet them both there with lots silent tears and squeezed face.

according to her

* Her dad was there, same with some matured relatives of hers, for her cousins birthday


*she noticed one of my homie was Smoking from where we sat.

yes she was right, even though I Don't smoke, they are some guys that just can't move without lighter and you as a friend can't stop them.

*she knew if she came to meet me her dad will get the impression one of us is her guy at that time, because I was the only she invited from outside.. her dad doesn't like smoking and anything that has to do With hoodlism...her sister confirmed it on voice call

She didn't kneel, she didn't beg.. just some tears.. she told me her reasons and walked out on me.

The dead simp in me is telling me to unblock her and probably throw in one or two words, but the pills have been swallowing that had kept her glued to me is telling me...To let go, what will be will be .

even though they are other options, man's getting old.. help me make a decision.

I have no advice for you
Keep on swallowing the pic sha

Abeg

No come put me for pressure biko.

Amebo
Olofofo number 1