₦airaland Forum

milann:
ukaface whats your selling point. Make me spend that cash

I tell you say I dey sell something?
If I start billing you now, you go open thread say ' Nigerian girls are stupid,they don't bring anything to the table, they just want to chop your money' meanwhile na you dey raise shoulder say you wan spend cash.
Rest kwanu!
I'm not selling, and I have my cash .

Cubalabloo:
I personally love the way u are. You are adorable. Please don't touch those assets.

Awwwwwnnn
Thanks

I feel sorry for her.
I don't understand this mentality of increasing nyash and bust.
Woh, future husband to be, I no get anything, if you don't like it geddifok out.
My body self esteem is topnotch.
I can't imagine myself going under the knife becos of NYANSH AND BOOBS. No matter the amount of money I have.
ABI which kine radarada be this one kwanu.

And it's not reversible sef. Oghene!

blingxx:
Will Smith was a nice guy , where did that get him ?

As for me pple call me a "a bad boy with good intention" that sh*t just dey balance

will is a nice guy with a stain of MumuISM.
be nice but have sense.

Team nice guys

Nigerialabalaba:
Mr Poor & Proud, I sabi employees like u, lazy bones wey go blame everyone except hinself like say hin perfect. abeg if u no want any superior to hold u to account, go start ur own company and do anyhow. shikena. Shiorr.

Work plenty for town but na una lazy entitlement mentality yoots wey prefer to dey waste time for social media and nairaland full everywhere. I don tire to dey beg for lazy yoot wey go con work to con use company wifi to dey watch film and social media.Wen u corrrect dem, instead make dem take correction, dem go dey trash talk with yeye poor man pride.. Na hunger go teach una sense wey una no get , and dat humility and forebearance to learn to grow sumol sumol wey una no get or ur parents teach u but u no collect d hometraining, u go learn am by force las las. shiorr.
Dem go dey misbehave and wen u ask dem to calm down, dem go say make u go chop ur work dem go do crypto as full time job So so Lazy bunch of proud empty headed yoots just full everywhere!

smh
People wey dey work under you, don suffer ooo

Good morning all.I just open this new account to remained anonymous!

I believe this the right section to post this,I need mature minds and advice's,because am writing this with a sad and heavy heart.

I have find it difficult sleeping since when I came across a WhatsApp messages on my younger sister phone (last born) who is just 20 but would be 21 by Dec.

She is in her final year in the uni,very intelligent girl,even her course mate's do tell me that,she is supposed to have graduated from the university last year but Covid and ASUU have not help matters.

We came from a strick Christian family.my dad and mum have tried their best to bring us up in the right and best way!

It happens during the weekend I was home from work and my phone was down due to reasons because I couldn't charge it overnight.

So I decided to make used of her phone to google something on the Internet,the moment I put on her data a particular WhatsApp message came in saying 'Bleep YOU.

This made me shock and I decided to check it out.only to see erotic and sex chats about Cumming with this boy saying he don't last long,who she claims to be her boyfriend or what according to the chat.

To the extent she have been send sending him money(saying she is sending him the money not because of what between them but because she loves helping people).I have never known her to be having a B.F.

I have seen the boy few times when ever I go visiting in her school,they both school together in another state.

After some few hours to think right,I confronted her about it only for her to deny it,that it was only just a chat that nothing was there,claiming i invaded her privacy this got me angry and her slapped her.

I collected her phone to show her proved of what I saw to my greatest surprise the chats has been deleted.

This is a girl that have never look at me in the eye's but on that day she looked at me shouting on her Voice..

Please house I don't know what to do because am confused right now.

I would be needed your mature advice's on what to do next!


sorry for any typing errors.

she's a fvcking adult, treat her like one.
You can't get any answer from her with the attitude you introduced.
If you really wanted to know what sup with her, you should have done it in a more mature manner

Kirchoffs:
I toast this babe last week, used my sweet mouth to whine her, she later came to my house today and we had sex thrice . This girl is super cute and tight , no iffy odors emanating from her v-jay.

Towtow sweet abeg, she's 18years though.

smh
What an accomplishment!!!!
Such great feat!!!

As you see am, hope you deleted them? Cos that's what I would do.

I don't think I will want to be with a guy that wear waistbeads. My mind has been conditioned to the fact that such men are fa.g.s

Hubeznigeria:
Actually what that young man did was all shades of wrong. It's stage-managed otherwise the church lacks order and management.

We don't need the crowd the day I would propose to you

I kukuma no like crowd.

Nedstar:
Yeah, I didn’t mention my age, maybe you were reading another post before diving in to this one, It can be confusing I know.

of course you didn't mention your age, but I needed to ascertain your age and link it with whatever I read .

Nedstar:
Hi guys,
So here’s the gist I am not the very social type, as a matter of fact I have zero friends which obviously sucks but that’s no the main issue. Today my girlfriend posted a pic all over her social media pages and account like seriously I’m even tired of getting notification only to see it’s the same pic on different platforms. So the thing got me wondering, as she’s posting the pics showing off her cleavage I was wishing I could counter by just posting pictures of me balling with 4 babes on my side on something like that. So guys please how do I fake it so she can be jealous, because she’s the very jealous type the moment she sees me having fun with other ladies she be all over my dm with sad and crying emoji’s. Me self go like show off small.

You say you're how old again?

Oyiboman69:
SIMple idiot....

There's nothing simp in whatever he did.
Y'all be forming jagaban on SM but in real sense y'all are lily-livered.

Any small thing simp simp
Tell me one Alpha feature that you possess.

I don't feel sorry for such souls

Regret nursing
Not at all.

Fufu does it better

IamSainted:
No matter how you put it or how you say it, Nasty c has not done close to a quarter of what M.I has done.
He is undisputedly the best rapper, Africa has ever produced!
The proofs are there. His albums and mixtapes are priceless!
He rarely gets outsmarted on any rap he does or 'Collabs' with others.

I still won't agree with you.

MadeINchenzen2:
I prefer to guess, but u can make it easy for me by showing me.

A decent girl shouldn't be like that...

story
You never jam wolf in sheep's clothing before

MadeINchenzen2:
good character with too many piercings... this lady will cut his preaq in the middle of the night

so for your mind a deeper life girl with no piercings is good but the lady with lots of piercings isn't?

IamSainted:
Forget his genetic makeup, he is the best rapper Africa ever produced.
In judgement of good music, he is among the top 5 best rappers ever.

he is a good rapper yes
But 'the best rapper Africa ever produced' Na big lie.
Nasty c takes it biko, is it the rhyme of Africa rapper number 1 that qualified him the best?

Yes sir and they say I am the best sir
I am on top of the rest sir
Cassius Clay what l do to the list sir
Rappers are vex sir
Chasing me with a vespa
Some na keke NAPEPs sir
Not a threats sir I'm a jets sir ( what's this)
Flyer that IRS sir
Helicopter flow tyreless sir(wtf)
These rappers are kids sir
Low connection wireless sir
See my track list
I have been paving the way John the Baptist
I have been doing my thing round the atlas
Rappers blowing up and I am the catalyst catalyst catalyst

Just do mistake listen to Nasty C biko

Yes

deeLima86:
Okay just between the two of us lol

deeLima86:
I don’t know if I was the only one that initially thought the mouse was Tom

sssshhhh
No loud am

Jerry

I felt Tom was always wicked to the smallie.
And Tom too no get sense, big for nothing

limcar:
ukaface when are we getting married? I cant wait for you to be the mother of my kids

aaaaaaahhh!
I'm dumbfounded
So you mean, you don't know when we are getting married

Cool
Person say the matter don pass ' God when' to ' God why'
Lmaoooo....

Out of curiosity,shey they are of same height ni?

Hi
I am Hot water
Or you can call me the sloppy road of Berger before it was renovated.
I can also go by the alias ' typhoid'

Jennyclay:
Believe Tinubu's current age at your own peril..

Tinubu's real age is 88.

Old wrinkled, sick hand shaking, diapers wearing man. Yuck!!!

they said he is our next president

otis3:
can you listen to yourself...

no I can't

Person ask question about hearsays concerning white garment church girls
And I replied,and you dey ask if I can listen to myself.

What's your point exactly?