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Romance › Re: My Female Students Are Giving Me Problem by ukaface(f): 7:52am On Mar 24, 2022
Kiliwuwu:
let me go straight to the point

I started teaching some weeks ago in a secondary school close to my house and also doing some tutorials for students preparing for jamb due to low employment rate in the country after i graduated but wetin man go do.......to cut the story short i noticed 80% of my female students do stare at me infact I do lose focus at times when teaching , to my greatest surprise one came to me today asking me that I'm i single or married and some keep telling me that they wish to know my house especially the tutorials girls, I don't know what to do I'm just 22 years with a muscular body and a nice beard ,most of this girls are 17,19,20,21,22 I dont know if I should press the green button or press the red button
press the yellow button.
Education › Re: vvv by ukaface(f): 7:51am On Mar 24, 2022
Heroicvic:
hi nairalanders
I'm 23 yrs with huge body structure, am i too old for higher institution of learning preferably university ?
I left secondary school 6 years ago but couldn't futher due to the kind of family I came from
I had to hustle for myself and I'm 23 yrs now
Am I too old for university? Won't I be mocked? Not all of us can handle mockery as I'm an semi introvert
mtcheeeeew.
Don't go now
At 23 you still can't handle mockery.mtcheeeeew
Don't go to school o, sit down at home and avoid the mockery. I hope you're already seeing your great grandchildren.

Rubbishness,shift abeg.
Wondering how a 23 years old can have such myopic and undeveloped mind
Education › Re: Female Corps Member Causes Stir With Her Choice Of Outfit At Camp (VIDEO) by ukaface(f): 7:46am On Mar 24, 2022
Y'all should respect her choice though, rather than laughing at her
Politics › Re: Rilwan Akiolu, Praises Army For Interventing During EndSARS Riots by ukaface(f): 7:44am On Mar 24, 2022
Is he backdated?
Crime › Re: Josephine Iyamu Ordered To Pay £184,000 Over Human Trafficking by ukaface(f): 7:42am On Mar 24, 2022
folake4u:
I already knew it was an Edo woman before I opened this thread.

Unfortunately, till now, there are still ladies from Edo State who are lobbying to go abroad for prostitution.

It reminds me of the tailor in my neighborhood, with two kids, she was asking another woman to show her way so she'd leave Nigeria and do ashawo abroad.

It's terrible.
please where did you see Edo biko?
Crime › Re: Josephine Iyamu Ordered To Pay £184,000 Over Human Trafficking by ukaface(f): 7:41am On Mar 24, 2022
Pharaohny:
Edostitute angry grin grin grin grin[left][/left] grin grin
You gerrit
not funny
Crime › Re: Josephine Iyamu Ordered To Pay £184,000 Over Human Trafficking by ukaface(f): 7:40am On Mar 24, 2022
The only country I'm seeing in that write up is Liberia...




Where una dey see Edo State?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Tell Us Your Job Through The Part Of Your Body You Use The Most. by ukaface(f): 5:05pm On Mar 22, 2022
Hand...A nurse. Plus including my back sef.

Na hand I dey use do procedures up and down
Romance › Re: Take A Look At Our Nairaland Girls Who Can't Date Broke Guys...(photo) by ukaface(f): 4:37pm On Mar 22, 2022
czarr:
Will you allow your brother marry a slut, a former runs girls?
Are all girls sluts.

This sentence is a wrong defence.
The topic says something, and you are defending with something so myopic.
Romance › Re: Take A Look At Our Nairaland Girls Who Can't Date Broke Guys...(photo) by ukaface(f): 8:14am On Mar 22, 2022
@o.p
Talk true and shame the devil
Will you allow your sister marry a broke guy?
Romance › Re: What Was The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl After You Asked Her Out? by ukaface(f): 11:03am On Mar 21, 2022
ComradeShegs:
She told me "you're not my type.... You're short, you're black, you don't have money, you're not even in a good department, zoology...Even if I'm blind I won't date you"
she no come dance virus dance for you?
Romance › Re: Do Women Hate Nice Guys by ukaface(f): 5:42pm On Mar 20, 2022
Same way guys don't like good girls
TV/Movies › Re: Which Nigerian Skit Maker Is So Boring?? by ukaface(f): 10:26am On Mar 19, 2022
How can y'all say brainjotter is boring?

Most boring skit maker: cultist guy....ver dry
Most funny: zicsaloma, I just love him
Brainjotter isn't bad too.
Romance › Re: Women Who Say They Are STRONG AND INDEPENDENT Deserve SLAPS! This Is Why (Photo) by ukaface(f): 4:37pm On Mar 18, 2022
Mtcheeeew
All this generalisation mentality
Romance › Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by ukaface(f): 6:03am On Mar 18, 2022
Smh
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cries During Sex by ukaface(f): 12:03am On Mar 18, 2022
And did you ask her why she cries?
Is it due to pain or pleasure.
There are underlying conditions that involves painful sexual intercourse.
Romance › Re: Girls Are Wicked by ukaface(f): 10:41pm On Mar 16, 2022
I need one mumu guy like this in my life
Health › Re: How Do People In Nigeria Sleep? by ukaface(f): 10:29pm On Mar 16, 2022
Burruchaga71:
I pity u guys. Leaving Nigeria is the only way honestly
but you know everyone can't leave Nigeria.
Health › Re: My Fiance Abuses Tramadol. Please Help by ukaface(f): 10:02am On Mar 16, 2022
Red light!!!
Health › Re: I Cough Blood And Nobody Care by ukaface(f): 12:29am On Mar 16, 2022
ShenTeh:
My sister

I was going to say exactly what you earlier posted.

I am happy he is not as broken as he claimed.
I thought he needed help o
Wahala for person wey wan turn helper for him matter.
Health › Re: I Cough Blood And Nobody Care by ukaface(f): 12:06am On Mar 16, 2022
Jbn11:
you may Bleep off and mind your business useless intruder
toh! Na me find wahala.
Health › Re: I Cough Blood And Nobody Care by ukaface(f): 12:04am On Mar 16, 2022
You shouldn't bother on anyone caring bout you.
In this world, it's you and you ALONE.
No one owe you any care, get your ass up and go to the hospital.

All this pity story won't help.
If you feel life has defeated you, you can as well give up. Majority of peeps in this world are just managing to live thru, you ain't any special.
Romance › Re: Am Dating Three Ladies At The Same by ukaface(f): 11:58pm On Mar 15, 2022
At first you were feeling like a pro for secretly dating three ladies at the same time. All of a sudden, you turn to a cry baby, helpless and in need of advice. How did you do that, o ye redpiller?
Travel › Re: Lagos Mainland Vs Island. by ukaface(f): 8:17pm On Mar 15, 2022
I'll choose mainland anyday anytime.
Romance › Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Teenager, But I'm 27 - PHOTOS by ukaface(f): 6:13pm On Mar 14, 2022
All this muscle and hairstyle sef....

Let me just be going..
Career › Re: I Am 30, Unmarried And Unhappy At My Job. I Want To have a career change by ukaface(f): 1:56pm On Mar 14, 2022
All I can say is you don't know how lucky you are.
There is no approved age to stop gaining knowledge.
Analyse the pros and cons of whatever action you tend to do.


And, you seem depressed.
Celebrities › Re: AY Makun's, Friends & Family Throw A Welcome Party For His New Baby, Ayomide by ukaface(f): 2:07pm On Mar 13, 2022
Lonestar124:
I hope the child is a boy because he definitely need it.....congrat
no it's a girl.
Oya do your worst

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