₦airaland Forum

Nonsense country

Abeg make the runs girl drop am

DatoDatuk:
When u go dey shake your yansh anyhow online...u think we men like that?...even did water birth and posted the whole show online for cheap likes etc..we can only tolerate it for a little while if u are good then boom breakfast time and u can gth out

but the husband was involved with the water birth, was even involved in videoing most of her dances and contents.

Sentiments aside
Less focus is given to the hygiene of boys in Nigeria. Kai! Nigerian guys can be dirty fa

Classickj:
Spotted
So you day among girls way day use vibrator

how did you end up with that conclusion though?

Classickj:
W.t.h
I know it flash, just want to know the name of this personal flash

okay
No vex
You go like aproko sha, you know say Na flash you still want know the name of the personal flash.

Drsnives:
Good morning nairaladers, pls pardon my errors.
I met this girl late last year, she's nice, godly and has most of the qualities i want in a wife. i love her, though her dad is late and her mum should be in her late thirties.
Yesterday we were chatting and she was like her dad didn't do the necessary rites on her mum and hence according to tradition i will have to pay her mum's bride price to her family before i will be allowed to start her own (my babe) marriage rites. I just weak cos have never heard of such. Where i won see the money for double bride price?
Pls nairaladers, have any of you come across such ridiculous tradition or she's making it up herself cos i feel like quiting the whole thing.
I just tire. Your opinions are welcomed

I'll appreciate lalasticlala if this topic is moved to front page for wider audience.
Thanks

which kind tradition be this one again.
Na you dey marry her mama? Why you go come pay her bride price? Orisirisi

GooodHardDick:
OP, girl wey Don dey collect dick since when she was 14, na you dey wonder wetin she go be when she grow up?

you follow give am Abi.

Dunno why you guys have lots of misconceptions about girls and sex especially while using body, age and complexion .

So in your mind the girl can never be a virgin?

Classickj:
I saw this small device in my compound early in this morning. I don't know the name, if you have any idea what this is pls let me know.

you think say Na vibrator
Rest

Na flash drive

She gan regret it soon.

Very soon

Super story.

Chinua Achebe in the making...I see you.

Things you wish for.

Who send am message

Story for the gods

maynia:
You are stupid.
Worthless thing.

rest kwanu
Must you show your frustration online? No go commit suicide oo.
I heard you have STD

Raspberries:


He's frustrated... All the itching and pus...

Expect this behaviour from a poor man with an infection...

The frustration is so obvious.

He should kindly go treat himself.

maynia:
Don’t be obtuse. You said can men do without sex in a relationship and I asked how many relationships have you been in that will let you have 20, 30? Body counts, it shows men are changing you like boxer.
Worthless who.re

Are you stupid?
Piece of sh.it

maynia:
Who is this thing ? Go rack up more body counts and blame it on men

mentality...aaaaish
So because I don't agree with the o.p all of a sudden I have body counts?
For your mind all girls have body counts
Don't mention me again sir.

Kingcalls:
Starting from ur father and brothers

is as if you don't know what led to my comment.

Anyways, your father and brothers inclusive.

maynia:
How many relationships have you been in? 20? 30? Says a lot About you. Men are changing you like boxer.

who is this one again?
Abeg shift

Baitullah:
No they won't. If you doubt that, start closing your legs and saying "No" and see the outcome.

my legs were never open. You don't judge via comments.
Thanks.

Elporo:
Men are not oxygen, and se.x is not food.
In a relationship, when a man demands for sex, and you decline. You will not die!

Nigerian men will die

Majority of Nigerian males especially NL guys,are senseless.

Men body count doesn't matter? Who dey contribute to the body count? Can an average Nigerian guy have a no sex relationship? No.
Mtcheeeew...abeg getat.

Y'all men be having stupid ego

First, o.p
Have you abused any female before?
If you have, then karma don enter the situation.

L1TTLE:
Yes I was expecting other alternatives that's why I brought it here.

okay if you rule the God alternative, what other alternative do you have?
Use police?
Call family meeting?
Kill her?

Bros you never get problem as a matter of fact.

My advice: keep on kpanshing her, you go soon choke

L1TTLE:
Come to God? Lol, I'm talking of serious issues here, you're saying come to God.

See bros o
You come looking for help, your problem indicates every thing spiritual person come give you advice you still dey form jagaban.

So what really do you think is the solution?
You tried talking her out of the relationship e no work,Oya try religious aspect you no want.
Be like you wan be fly wey no wan leave dead body alone.

Mad people

Na person turn to this thing.
Na winch

badboyTee:
We lost a pussy

And you think this is funny?

Angelfrost:
Those of you who have sex with girls without protection, especially people you barely know, what really goes through your coconut heads?!!! That pregnancy is the sole issue or worst that can happen?!!

Most are not even concerned about incurable diseases... I pity you all!

no mind them, they don't have sense

Wetin be this one now?

So what should we now do

I have a dark and evil mind towards all political official/ persons in this country.