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Kriss216:
My source of joy and inspiration shouldn't be your business, Lois.

Why should my source of joy comes from human when I have God who is the author and finisher of my faith?

Lmaooooooooo
With the hatred you put out, you still reverence God? I really need tutoring on how this Christianity works.

AudioMonkey:
Alright, first error cleared. Now I get what you meant on that.
Second error remains, 'no' comes before 'know', not the way you arranged them.

Once you're ready to own up, I thank you for correcting me and you also thank me back for correcting you. Deal.

nope the English form of that is ' know not' as in... I know not the way he went, not ' I not know the way he went' pidgin go be ' I know no.....lmao...just accept already kwanu na

Kriss216:
See this one

Shift fess

AudioMonkey:
Gosh, I never knew I would be making the same silly mistake I see many Nairaland kids make here everytime. Although on my part, it was a typo error, not like many who don't know 'am' separately from 'I'm'.
I'm going to correct it immediately.

I wanted to say thank you but I'll thank you later because while correcting a single error, you ended up making more typo errors @ bolded. I think that makes us even.

na you dey confuse yourself.
You wrote 'I'm I the only one...' and I'm pointing it out to you that what you wrote in translation is ' I am I the only one...' so how am I the one with errors?

And what's with know no? Cos na pidgin I write give you.
Just say thank you oga.

Chiefbutcher007:
Kriss216 I have a lady for you.

abeg abeg
Pass him to the next waiting lady...

I don't want to ever get fat, I love my slimness, c'mon call me lepa I go answer. Please I don't want to have all these tummy and cellulite.

I tire for this question.
I can't relate.
I never meet anybody, but I'm sure he is wherever he is forming redpiller, dude! Be ready to simp for me

AudioMonkey:
I need an answer.
I'm I the only one who see this kid everyday?

gosh!!!
What you just wrote is ' I am I the only one....'
You know no when to use I'm and am??

nkemoma:
Trouble face... Zazuh is richer than your professor

to what end?

GooodHardDick:
This guy Grace strong no be small.

He keeps making money wherever he goes!!

like the grace of God?!
Like the grace of God is upon a guy that smokes, drinks and fornicate?
Dude he just got lucky....

nkemoma:
When you realize say Dr. Zeh dn make money pass most Medical doctors, you go know say school na scam...

stop promoting sh.it
So make everybody come drop out ABI?

Wtf is SOULMATE?

That sh.it doesn't exist

fikayormi:
200 credit ? Op Na broke boy

your mentality sef!
So how much credit equates richness??
10k??
Na where your own stop another person own dey start....be calming down

Palema007:
It is the set of ladies that date you lots that I cringe for.

swears

Kkzy90:
Keep swallowing the Redpill bro,its very nutritious.
Keeps the ladies at bay,but there should be a particular woman that has a special place in your heart that once in a while you vomit like 2 pills after proper observation.
You gerrity,if you don't gerrit you forgerrabourit.

if you're vomiting some, then you don't deserve to be called Alpha, simply put you are confused

KiNg0G:
https://www.nairaland.com/7105598/girlfriend-ignored-me-party-she#112427323

lalasticlala
Seun

sometimes we need to listen to other side of the stories, I acted rash which I admit and this might be the end of our relationship, i don't care they are several options available. but still she knew I deserve an explanation, but she couldn't reach me because I blocked her on whatsapp and call.... so she spoke with my buddie and they had to set me up on choprite this morning, I thought I was going for a free meal..(normal sponsoring..who dey buy, that kind thing).. instead I went to meet them both there with lots silent tears and squeezed face.

according to her

* Her dad was there, same with some matured relatives of hers, for her cousins birthday


*she noticed one of my homie was Smoking from where we sat.

yes she was right, even though I Don't smoke, they are some guys that just can't move without lighter and you as a friend can't stop them.

*she knew if she came to meet me her dad will get the impression one of us is her guy at that time, because I was the only she invited from outside.. her dad doesn't like smoking and anything that has to do With hoodlism...her sister confirmed it on voice call

She didn't kneel, she didn't beg.. just some tears.. she told me her reasons and walked out on me.

The dead simp in me is telling me to unblock her and probably throw in one or two words, but the pills have been swallowing that had kept her glued to me is telling me...To let go, what will be will be .

even though they are other options, man's getting old.. help me make a decision.

I have no advice for you
Keep on swallowing the pic sha

Abeg

No come put me for pressure biko.

Amebo
Olofofo number 1

Karma visited you and you are already crying. Serves you right.

God abeg, make karma visit that my yeye ex

Grandmeister:
I know you didn’t see the disclaimer he made at the end of his post. None of us knows jack shyt about what’s been happening in the marriage as the first wife and yul has kept that within themselves but somehow social justice warriors like you are out with pitchforks baying for his blood lol. Una go dey alright las las.

which one is social justice warriors, point out any comment I've made so far about Yul.
And yes, I saw the disclaimer. A disclaimer added after he already made an assumption of knowing that Yul went thru hell in his marriage.

Obijulius:
Before you judge Yul ask yourself if you’ve heard the full story.

Before you start hating or pitying ask questions.

Before a man with grown kids will make this move there is a lot we don’t know. For him to be this brazen will tell you a lot of what is not been said.

Some men are just waiting for their kids to get to a certain age before they take action on what they’re enduring from the demons they live with!

This might be the happiest times of Yul’s life. Let that sink in!

I could be wrong though!

you're just making assumptions. You still don't know what the whole story is all about so stop making it seem like it's been hell for him all these 16/17 years.

Aklee4994:
Don’t you have DOG

wetin be this one?
So cos you saw a video of a supposedly '
Nigerian' lady having sex with a dog, then it implies that all female sleep with dog.....smh

Foolish idiot with no sense of reasoning.

IDIOT.

Chaiiiiiii
This my gender ehn'!!!
Inukwa my king..lmaooooooooo
Naso one of them go fvck dog for 1.5 mill, who dey groom this people kwanu? Who train them, who parent them?

KingDash:
Them dey love die, unlike their hairy chest and yam legged counterparts

Yoruba girls wey dirtiness and them be 5&6.

DSC7:
Congratulations to her.
.
She gave birth to the kid in a wealthy environment not ghetto..

The kid will be great

This i have seen..

where them born you?

Lol
This Baba no know how he looks like

lexy20I4:
The court remanded kid robbers together wey dey bear the nickname wey you see up there,them also remand the mothers join because Dem follow chop the money from those boys robbery.

Na their nickname be that not real name,those boys are specialised in Robbin POS post,you understand now?

lol.....yes I do

I don't understand

ETHICALLYrlght:
If I were in your shoes, after her confession, I'd hold her tight, caress her body and kiss guilt out of her mind.

I'd cuddle her and if she wants more I'll give her the appropriate dosage for sexual healing.

You're not romantic, that's the problem.

When was the last time you went to the Cinema with your wife?

When was the last time you sent her a voice noice at work telling her, "sweetie, I wanna sniff your panties right now, pull it down gently with my teeth and worship your body which is the reason I still live".

Do you remember that period when your relationship was younger? When you couldn't stay a day without calling her for minutes if she wasn't with you? When you'd go for dates and tell her you'd buy London for her? When you made her forget there was any man in her life before you and so she accepted to be your woman forever?

Go back to those days. If possible, get her a wedding gown and yourself a suit and remake your vows in your living room. If you have kids let them be part of it. Promise to love her forever and ever and let her be your best friend who will tell you everything including when she uses the toilet.

If you went to the world's best marriage counselor who had saved first year marriages that could have crashed to reach 4 decades of joy and happiness, their recommendation wouldn't be different from mine.

If you follow my advice and it doesn't produce positive results, mention me and I'll deactivate my account.

chop kiss

Come fess, are you a male?
Come let me pay your groom price