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Education › Re: Nigeria Junior Secondary School English & Maths Exam Papers In 1946 by ukaface(f): 1:56pm On Apr 30, 2021
I just dey look the questions like say I no go secondary school.
Programming › Re: I Want My Son To Be A Programmer, How Do I Go About It by ukaface(f): 1:53pm On Apr 30, 2021
Your pikin talk say he wan be programmer??

In Africa, parents feel they own everything about you, even your hobbies just cos they gave birth to you. Issokay
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend's Past Disgusts Me by ukaface(f): 12:52pm On Apr 29, 2021
Hassanmaye:
Think about the green card na
so because of green card,Nigerian girls are useless Abi? Issokay

Then whatever you see whilst dating an oyibo, take it.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend's Past Disgusts Me by ukaface(f): 10:55am On Apr 29, 2021
camri:
ukababy. how is your body count?
64, with 15 abortions tongue
Education › Re: It Is Wrong To Say "I Am In The Bus." Say This Instead by ukaface(f): 9:44am On Apr 29, 2021
The whole write up confuse me sef
Celebrities › Re: "Poverty Does Not Mean One Must Be Dirty" - Man Says As He Show Off His New Home by ukaface(f): 9:33am On Apr 29, 2021
I love it
Small, portable and beautiful
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend's Past Disgusts Me by ukaface(f): 9:28am On Apr 29, 2021
I thought it's a normal thing to say ' Nigerian girls are useless'. You leave Naija girls go meet oyibo, now you are disgusted.
Romance › Re: I Noticed That My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me And This Later Happened by ukaface(f): 5:28pm On Apr 24, 2021
Mtcheeeeww
In this 2021 you still dey do,' you did not pick my call,I will not pick your call'
You for don mature pass this level Na,that's how secondary school children use to behave
Why didn't you pick when she called, then as a mature guy ask ' I called earlier, whatsup,why didn't you pick?'

Fight dey hungry you sha
Romance › Re: My Male Bestie Is Sleeping With His Dad by ukaface(f): 4:20am On Apr 22, 2021
Realist1:
I'm not doubting nor confirming your story but it reminds of this drama series 'Super Stories' by Wale Adenuga and it's theme song.



“It is a Super Story, a life of strife and sorrows, It is a Super Story of Good food & houses ,where the fish drown or even die of thirst, It is a Super Story, a life of Precious stones & Good Taste.
oh geez
Chill
Is this really the lyrics?
Food › Re: Pizza Or Shawarma: Which Do You Prefer? by ukaface(f): 12:03pm On Apr 17, 2021
Pizzzzzzzzza please
Romance › Re: When A Girl Visits You - Advice To Guys by ukaface(f): 11:58am On Apr 17, 2021
Abyounghammed:
then she shouldn't bother me for t.fare
shikenna
but you suggested the visit, right? She agreed, so na.she go still pay tfare.
If you don't want to release t fare, kukuma no tell am to visit you.
so the tfare you're giving her is sex money??
Y'all be encouraging prostitution codedly.
Romance › Re: When A Girl Visits You - Advice To Guys by ukaface(f): 11:55am On Apr 17, 2021
You're part of the 5% guys in Nigeria that have sense....
Tell them,let them hear .
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Insulting by ukaface(f): 11:53am On Apr 17, 2021
Did they gum your life and her life together?
Why can't you end the.relationship?
Abi Na jazz??
Culture › Re: This African Tribe Has Giant Scrotum And They Sit On It Like A Pillow by ukaface(f): 11:37am On Apr 17, 2021
You sure say no be diseasehuh
Culture › Re: This African Tribe Has Giant Scrotum And They Sit On It Like A Pillow by ukaface(f): 11:36am On Apr 17, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nawa oooo
You must be kidding
Celebrities › Re: Remember The Boy Who Acted Karatee Kid Who Almost Died From A Rare Desease? See by ukaface(f): 11:34am On Apr 17, 2021
I guess he has changed though
Those ain't his recent pictures
Romance › Re: Who Said Nigerian Men Are Not Handsome? All We Need Is Money Jorrr.. by ukaface(f): 11:32am On Apr 17, 2021
Don't mind them o.p
You're handsome jare
Nothing do you
Just get money,go gym...walahi girls go die ontop your matter
Travel › Re: Why Is There A Passport Booklet Scarcity? by ukaface(f): 10:13am On Apr 17, 2021
Abeg how much is passport renewal in Lagos??
Politics › Re: Oduduwa: 'No Election In Yoruba Land In 2023' Protest Begins (Photos) by ukaface(f): 2:56am On Apr 17, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin ojukwu come and see o ����

All these one are high on cow s.hit.

Is now they want their country....lmao
They have tire to dey mingle with Hausas.... shameless set of people.

We die here together.....
Tinubu for 2023 grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Cancer: Helen Mccrory Dies At 52 by ukaface(f): 2:50am On Apr 17, 2021
Pastorjohn2:
Daughter of Jezebel
I only hope she gave her life to christ after living such a sinful life.
better go dey think about your own life
Mr judge
Celebrities › Re: Venita Akpofure Shares Sultry Swimming Pool Photos by ukaface(f): 2:47am On Apr 17, 2021
Chai
See them
All these Naija guys are filled with hate shaaaa

See them abusing omolomo,if them dash them this girl Na so them go do like mumu,their prick go respond one time....mtcheeeeww,awon oloshi.
Some will still masturbate ontop her picture...mtcheeew, hypocritical beings.
Health › Re: Drug Abuse: How It Started Vs The Outcome. Can Youths Ever Say No To Drugs? by ukaface(f): 4:26pm On Apr 16, 2021
Them no dey tell person again

Enjoy your life
When you see the result, you'll definitely have to accept it.
Health › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies In A Bus In Onitsha (Disturbing Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:11am On Apr 16, 2021
Nawa o
But most of y'all ooze stupidity with your comments.
No form of sympathy or empathy sef...
Busy castigating the o.p on top English,what can't you comprehend in what he typed? Na so una brain slow too

All these Nigerians adding annoyance to what someone is already facing.

And one beans said,as she no get phone and I d people don tidy am,are you stupid?
Not everyone has a phone and i.d,my mama get phone but she no dey use am comot( despite how I've screamed multiple times at her to always go with her phone)
A pregnant woman died,and y'all are acting like zombies.

But o.p una for try move her to the nearest hospital.

I'm sure some stupid hospitals will want to refuse her. God! This country is rubbish.
You did your best Biko,I hope she gets identified.

Una need to change una mindset once in a while.

May her soul and the soul of the unborn continue to rest in peace.

Quick reminder: y'all should try dey do check up. High blood pressure and blood sugar ain't friendly atall.
Pregnant women please dey go antenatal Biko,for your sake and child's sake.
Education › Re: Couple Finds Mysterious Sea Creature With Razor-Sharp Teeth & Huge Tongue (Pics) by ukaface(f): 5:38am On Apr 15, 2021
That creature Na okporoko naa
Celebrities › Re: Abiola Adebayo: I Used To Hawk Bread To Raise My School Fees (Throwback Photo) by ukaface(f): 3:28pm On Apr 14, 2021
iswallker:
it took her seven years to got kissinto uni ...and she has a masters... lipsrsealed

but her English is less than average.....
you measure her education with English language? A foreign language?
Celebrities › Re: Junior Pope Odonwodo And Wife Dedicate Their Third Son In Church - Photos by ukaface(f): 3:16pm On Apr 14, 2021
Be like say Na boys them don dey born Wella now

Abeg o,make una keep borning boys.....
Romance › Re: Girls Can You Do This? (PICTURE) by ukaface(f): 11:23am On Apr 13, 2021
*singing* I no come this life to suffer...
Who no like enjoyment,if money dey for pocket........
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy A72 Unboxing And First Impressions + Price (photos) by ukaface(f): 3:48pm On Apr 10, 2021
Assuming I get money now,I for buy am.

Make I dey use my kpalasa jejely
Celebrities › Re: No Wonder She's The Most Beautiful Actress In Nollywood (pictures) by ukaface(f): 8:17am On Apr 07, 2021
How is she the most beautiful Nollywood actress??
Romance › Re: Man Narrates How His Girlfriend Switches With Her Twin To Sleep With Him by ukaface(f): 7:04am On Apr 02, 2021
MVLOX:
Be like say I don watch this Nigerian movie
me too
The title Na: The twins and I.
Romance › Re: Ladies If A Guy Approaches You, Where Will You Look At First? by ukaface(f): 10:06pm On Apr 01, 2021
His pocket naaa

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