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Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by ukaface(f): 6:17am On Jul 24, 2020
Kobojunkie:
How many have you actually seen, in your entirely lifetime, turn into or out of an animal? undecided
Be honest! angry
they possibly won't turn into animals,that could all be Nollywood. But they probably might possess an animal
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by ukaface(f): 6:13am On Jul 24, 2020
kingxsamz:
No, witches do not come in form of cats neither do witches exist. undecided
That's the kind of primitive and cave man thinking that's holding our society back from progressing
My initial post also refers to you if you believe such.
witches don't exist?
Wooooow
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by ukaface(f): 6:13am On Jul 24, 2020
Friend22:
Nollywood don brainwash this one
you never see something
Literature › Re: Baggage Claim by ukaface(f): 9:40pm On Jul 23, 2020
Herbiedeen:
you see, i want to be successful like king Solomon but i only have 3 girlfriends now...

so, do you get where my car is headed cool
all these parable sef.
Where your car dey go ?
Literature › Re: Baggage Claim by ukaface(f): 9:33pm On Jul 23, 2020
Herbiedeen:
see your jeff in daniel here
where?
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by ukaface(f): 9:29pm On Jul 23, 2020
donstan18:
Watch some bushmeat activists flock into this thread to condemn the guy and preach on why that evil cat should be spared.


Any animal found in an unwanted place should be killed. You can't afford to risk tolerating these animals when people still exit in Edo state.
wetin do people for Edo State?
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by ukaface(f): 9:28pm On Jul 23, 2020
kingxsamz:
I won't be surprised if this ignoramus is a graduate.
This is what useless beliefs brings about in a society.
Smh.
so witches don't come in form of cats?
Na Africa we dey o
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2020: Now That Our Kids Are At Home by ukaface(f): 4:29pm On Jul 23, 2020
kestolove95:
Nigeria Isa very useless country
Celebrities › Re: Big Brother Turns Down Dorathy’s Request During First Appearance At Diary Sessio by ukaface(f): 2:13pm On Jul 23, 2020
pretydiva:
You open your mouth waaaaaa, come talk say you find it difficult to wash clothes and you call yourself a woman. Such a shame
would it be a shame if a guy can't wash too?



Just asking
Literature › Re: Baggage Claim by ukaface(f): 2:10pm On Jul 23, 2020
Could Jeff be Danielhuh?
Hmmmm
Celebrities › Re: Big Brother Turns Down Dorathy’s Request During First Appearance At Diary Sessio by ukaface(f): 8:46am On Jul 23, 2020
It's not rocket science
Put soap inside bucket,or use a bar soap on your clothes and wash... focusing more on the armpits, collar and sleeves.
How's it difficult to wash bikohuh
Romance › Re: I Beat My Wife Yesterday Again. I Can't Stop. Please Advise. by ukaface(f): 8:40am On Jul 23, 2020
HeavenlyCherub:
You are a fool. How would you like it if someone beat your sister or mother? God punish you. No matter how angry you are, no need to make anyone your punching bag. Better to give each other space and talk about the issue. It’s you against the issue not you against each other.
this is how people use to fail exam.
F9
Education › Re: Great Discoveries And Mind Blowing Facts(graphic Pictures) by ukaface(f): 8:17am On Jul 23, 2020
Jeffrey12:
* Albinism and heterochromia conjugated in one being.

Amina Ependieva, an 11-year-old Chechen girl born with two genetic mutations: albinism and heterochromia.

This 11-year-old Chechen girl’s face is a piece of art. Her name is Amina Ependieva. She is diagnosed with two rare genetic conditions: Albinism in which she lacks the melanin pigment making her skin and hair extremely white, and Heterochromia in which her eyes are different in color.
Wow,she's beautiful.
I guess heterochromia is cool...
Education › Re: Great Discoveries And Mind Blowing Facts(graphic Pictures) by ukaface(f): 8:16am On Jul 23, 2020
Jeffrey12:
* Huichol Indians tie strings around their testicle when their wives are giving birth. When she feel contractions, She pulls the strings so her husband share some of the pain as part of her child's entry into the world.
this is weirdly cool.
Nowadays, husbands dey go sleep while the wives keep going through labour pain alone.
Politics › Re: Buhari: Killers Of Borno Aid Workers Will Face The Law by ukaface(f): 8:11am On Jul 23, 2020
Na todaaaaaayhuh??




Funny country,no wonder all of us don turn to comedians.
Celebrities › Re: Is Runtown Engaged? Gives A Ring To Adut Akech, His Sudanese Model Girlfriend by ukaface(f): 8:02am On Jul 23, 2020
lenghtinny:
Is Runtown normal at allhuh

To all of una wey Dey applaud Runtown on this one, Na racism complex Dey worry una...... This one is obviously a miss.

I’m not insecure about my skin color.... My opinion won’t change if she was white or hispanic
who defined it as a miss?
Celebrities › Re: Is Runtown Engaged? Gives A Ring To Adut Akech, His Sudanese Model Girlfriend by ukaface(f): 7:57am On Jul 23, 2020
DamnNiggar:
If this girl is not ugly in your eyes then you need an opthalmologist to reset your eyes.

She's ugly thats the truth from a real niggarrr

However fear Igbo people probably this lady is rich and has some cash to offer.
she's your definition of uglyhuh? Then you ain't a real niggarrr
Celebrities › Re: Is Runtown Engaged? Gives A Ring To Adut Akech, His Sudanese Model Girlfriend by ukaface(f): 9:38pm On Jul 22, 2020
syluck:
I don't know whats wrong with my gender seriously. If she bleaches now to lighten her colour or decides to undergo cosmetics surgery, they will still be the ones to say she's not proud of her skin colour and her body.
seriously
And I don't understand all these rules governing what should be termed beautiful or handsome.
She's dark= ugly
Short= not good enough
Slim= not in vogue.
Fat= eeeew
Wtf! It's getting annoying.
If in another life ,black skin like hers becomes the trending thing, the fair skin ladies would be the victims.
It's just a human thing, setting rules that are absurd.

If Na their sister be the exact replica of this runtown babe and a celebrity like runtown wants to marry her, they won't castigate o.

I don't know why this topic dey pepper me for body sef.
Celebrities › Re: Is Runtown Engaged? Gives A Ring To Adut Akech, His Sudanese Model Girlfriend by ukaface(f): 9:22pm On Jul 22, 2020
techmo:
Hope you also accept Shara bandles proposal when he comes for you
If I feel attraction towards him why not?

The point is ,just because you see no reason to settle for a girl like this, doesn't mean runtown can't go for the girl.
You are thinking by the influence of the society.

Why can't someone marry Shatta bundle,oh you care about what the society will say ,ryt? Like the way y'all are castigating runtown.

She ain't handicapped,she got a job,she's living a life, what exactly is wrong with herself? Her skin colourhuh?
And even if she's handicapped, do you think life is defined by physical attributes?
Pathetic
Celebrities › Re: Is Runtown Engaged? Gives A Ring To Adut Akech, His Sudanese Model Girlfriend by ukaface(f): 9:14pm On Jul 22, 2020
Why are you peeps filled with negative vibes laidis?
If this is real,oga runtown make sense.
He has his taste,he sees beyond what y'all find unbelievable.

I love this
Literature › Re: The Girl In Black By SAMUEL Franklin (Psy-FY, Action and Thriller) (Completed) by ukaface(f): 5:17pm On Jul 22, 2020
Khriztarl:
owk o. It's a promise o..

Enirock,
Ann2012,
Millieademi,
Culin,
sochey(long lost),
Mhizv,
Herbiedeen,
Adesina12,
Ukaface,
Embellished,
Ujunwa14,
Skubido,
Damselposh,
Preshbeauty,
Pre14,
Rosemary33,
Divinelypruned,
Prudysara,
Casnova,
Kweensheba,
Tominix,
Sheikshegetto(missed you for long),
Elvictor,
Okikioluwafemi, (i hope i spelt correctly),
Odoogu,
Onyinelle,
Tonyspecial,
Krazzyandy,
Veenessha,
Lakesc,
Adekunlated.
You people should coman sitdown please.
N/B: Don't make noise. Come quietly. Culin don't like noise.
I come in peace.


Thanks for the mention.
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TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija 2020: Who Is Your Favourite Housemate? by ukaface(f): 4:09pm On Jul 22, 2020
Pondei
Education › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Day Of Your Life In School? by ukaface(f): 11:03am On Jul 22, 2020
chatinent:
Mine was when I went to watch a fight after lectures and the guy who was defeated badly, angry as he was just attacked me amid a hungry crowd waiting for another fight asked me in a thunderous rude voice 'wetin you stand there dey do. Ehn, wetin you stand there dey do.'
.
I noticed he was signalling some boys around too to get ready. All thanks to my smartness.
.
As he was resounding his question (abi threat), he was busy driving his neck left to right looking for a weapon. O boy, I no do fine boy again o, I japa when I see this guy pick one iron blender (one f-bent rod used to bend iron).
.
By the way, I was in a suit after a presentation in school. The guy beside me also ran to save his life. These angry cultist boys already don pick spanner, other types of rods while some came running (clearly they were with hidden jack-knives).
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I didn't know it was a cult thing gone brutal. Worst was na main road I dey run dey find where I go find solace. I was sweating like an animal as the suit wasn't allowing me freestyle with my shoe making crazy kon-kon sound. Truthfully, tears and sweat on my face came tasting so salty down my mouth. Oh God, I was hearing their footsteps come near. Nearer, nearer.. Voices were exclaiming between the race 'manchi, enter that guy na, ' 'run that guy overboard,' this that.
.
I increased my speed. I never knew until then my legs were made of steel, such speed. Mehn, we ran up to one hour and to my utmost surprise as I was already gasing out still running, they passed me UNTOUCHED. Eh? I was just standing one place confused. It was later I realized they were chasing the guy beside me.
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I was very embarrassed. I was so offed. I have never stressed myself that bad all my life. I just retired to my hostel so weary. In the morning, I was just laughing at myself. When I reach school, I just dey look people face if anyone go laugh so I go know if anyone noticed me yesterday on Temple Run.
.
Please share your most embarrassing escapades in school.
Lmao....This event is funny, not embarrassing
Pets › Re: The Owl A Nairalander Caught At A Site by ukaface(f): 8:54pm On Jul 21, 2020
The bird looks cute in the first pic actually....
Literature › Re: Baggage Claim by ukaface(f): 2:27pm On Jul 21, 2020
Me,I'm not understanding again o
Literature › Re: Undecided by ukaface(f): 5:49am On Jul 21, 2020
Herbiedeen:
you know say na only better thing i sabi na cool
lol....you try,you try
Thanks for mentioning me
Literature › Re: Baggage Claim by ukaface(f): 9:16pm On Jul 20, 2020
Adeola25:
Hmmm, hope it's not what I am thinking that Jeff is Daniel and Paulina is that Lina the murderer. Thanks for the update ma'am
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Literature › Re: Undecided by ukaface(f): 9:03pm On Jul 20, 2020
Woooooooooooooooow
This is amazing
It's interesting,had to read all within 2days
I love your story.
Health › Re: Ogun Replaces Striking Doctors At Isolation Centre With Volunteers by ukaface(f): 2:26pm On Jul 20, 2020
I thought doctors are more united

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