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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Invitation For Written Exams For Police ICT Professional Into Nigerian Police by Urine: 12:51pm On Nov 20, 2013

kelvin2yk: yeah, so pls can you tell me how to configure the other PCs to the PC bearing d USB internet modem without using broadband router

You create a wireless hot spot on the PC with the USB Internet modem and share it with other PCs.

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Romance › Re: Lies You Told Your Parents When Sneaking Out For A Date by Urine: 7:42pm On Nov 19, 2013

@Reni:
I remember the day my girlfriend's Father caught me, after her many sneaks!

I was taking her home, when she spotted his car behind us, Our instincts was to speed off and get to their house as soon as possible. We did get to the house on time, came to get her stuff in the trunk, rushed a kiss and She ran into the house, while I rushed to drive off from their gate.

Interestingly, the Father was standing at the Balcony, and saw everything. His car had only one occupant, the employed driver.

That ended our 2 years of sneaking in and out, and the Man invited me into his house afterwards. For strange reasons, when he was talking to me I began to sweat, and developed a running stomach. His voice was too deep!

He's now my very good friend and advises me not to jilt his daughter.

I love stories like this! Where is my handkerchief?

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Sports › Re: Amuneke Beat-up Iheanachos' American Football Agent by Urine: 1:23pm On Nov 19, 2013

click2cbn: MANCHESTER CITY? U beta join FC PORTO or remain at home. Aguero, Dzeko, Negredo, Jovetic etc still have many years to play plus d other strikers they will still buy

Exactly! The agent and Amuneke are only concerned about their pockets. If he ends up at Manchester City, that will be the end of his career.

Celebrities › Re: Shame On Michael Essien, See Fathers Lifestyle B4 Death. by Urine: 4:08pm On Nov 18, 2013

You guys shouldn't blame Essien yet, this issue has been in the media for years. The question we should ask is why is he taking very good care of his mother and not doing same for the father?

It's easy for people to judge, we don't have an idea of what Essien has been through.

https://www.nairaland.com/450945/should-micheal-essien-chelsea-fc

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Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by Urine: 10:32am On Nov 18, 2013

Ese promised to release the proof during her alleged affair with the Pastor, I'm still waiting for that...She promised to expose Emeka Obasi within 24 hours, I'm also tired of waiting. If she's saying the truth why is she holding back the evidence? Anybody can come up with an accusation, to make people believe, the onus is on that person to back it up with concrete evidence.

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Webmasters › Re: GraphicsPlus Sells Video Tutorials He Got For Free by Urine: 9:55am On Nov 18, 2013

wisemania: odai pe o laya gan..i no nid drag wit u....
Ar u in d university?
If yes ,ibeg fire me ur contact(real name,name of institution and dept) if he sure 4u...

Lmao. My guy dey form rugged man.

On a more serious note, this Graphic + guy no try @ all, I have all these videos on my hard drive and I got them for FREE from my mates. In this age wey people dey make everything open source...

Celebrities › Re: Karen Igho's Aso Ebi Outfit To Peter Okoye & Lola Omotayo's Wedding by Urine: 8:22pm On Nov 17, 2013

bigtt76: Na waaao! All this 'Ikeji Blog' franchise owners sef .....from 'Laila Ikeji' to 'Linus Ikeji' we go soon see 'Lovina Ikeji' #ewu email Linda sef she no wan send. Looks like she don't understand what Intellectual Property right.

Lmao.

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 3:53pm On Nov 17, 2013

jadelord: it saddens me that we cant get past these ethnic animosity.... wat then will we teach our kids.... yet, and funny enuff, all these tribes at war are inter marrying.... haba!!!

Itsekiri Ijaw dont av much problem ... its Itsekiri Urhobo and they marry like crazy.... making luv like minks n raising rugrats

Lmao @ raising rugrats. It's a very sad situation.

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 3:39pm On Nov 17, 2013

jadelord: I honestly think this country is a comedy series, and the national anthem a joke, if asked my opinion from my observation from reading comments on nairaland, I'd say we break the country... and i'll glad join with d SW unless i see hope for d SS.... feeling so sick

I agree with you but unfortunately it won't work, have you seen the animosity between Imo and Anambra, North and South Kaduna or even Ife and Modakeke people in the same LG? Have you forgotten the Ijaw and Ishekiri wahala? Don't bother yourself bro.

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 2:41pm On Nov 17, 2013

Why can't we just focus on the main issues, enough of thos ethnic battles please.

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Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 1:54pm On Nov 17, 2013

tha_originator: so what is the solution now? I guess the entire election should cancelled and a fresh one conducted next Saturday. I can't wait for Ngige to win! JEGA is a sellout! Anambrians don't want APGA or PDP!

I'm confused here too, I won't blame JEGA though, he openly admitted that some of his staff were compromised but there's no way he can supervise INEC's 12000 staff.

I think this one is for the courts, the lawyers and Judges will be the biggest winners.

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Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 1:38pm On Nov 17, 2013

tha_originator: wat is di mugu saying?

He's saying the same thing Ngige has said.

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Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 1:28pm On Nov 17, 2013

I've listened to Nwoye and Ngige and I'm surprised that they are both saying the same thing.

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 1:23pm On Nov 17, 2013

Is anybody watching Tony Nwoye on AIT?

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 12:15pm On Nov 17, 2013

Uyi Iredia: Jega explaining the electoral process and says he needs evidence before he can act on the APC's accusations: promises that the wrongdoer in Idemili Borth who he cannot name and suspects of conniving to undermine the process will be charged and the matter investigated.

What do you think about his explanation concerning the voters register?

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 12:09pm On Nov 17, 2013

This election will be decided by the courts.

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 9:15am On Nov 17, 2013

princenonny: Unofficial results reaching me has revealed APGA leading in 14 lgas counted so far. Pdp and apc yet to win a lga. I forsee the earth quake that would happen in nairaland.com soon.

Bro, how genuine is your story, INEC has said there won't be any collation until today's election is over.

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 8:33pm On Nov 16, 2013

Why can't people be honest, there are too many conflicting reports on this thread. Who is really leading?

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 2:13pm On Nov 16, 2013

Ikemba001: four confirmed dead 6 injured at my polling station in nnobi ward 3
pictures is hangin though ntwk is bad

Please what killed them?

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 10:18am On Nov 16, 2013

Brimmie: By drinking plenty of Urine every morning!

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 10:15am On Nov 16, 2013

jbaur24:
Who told you that we want to produce the president?

Power comes from God. No Nigerian president has ever worked for it. Obj never did, it was given to him on a plater of gold. Yaradua was never interested in it but he was forced to become the president even at his own will. GEJ was never thinking about being president until circumstance brought him this far.

So in the same manner God in Heaven Will give us what is truly ours when the time comes. Its not by struggle, watch out all the people that have struggled for it, they never got it. Buhari can contest from now till the next 30years he will never be the president of Nigeria. All that we want is federal government presence of which GEJ is giving it to us in good does, and we are gonna vote him massively in 2015.

Fair enough.

Politics › Re: Anambra Election: Inec Citizens Contact Centre: Reporting Live by Urine: 10:07am On Nov 16, 2013

With this attitude, how will the SE produce a President?

Sports › Re: Suggest A Squad For Keshi Against Ethiopia by Urine: 11:30am On Nov 15, 2013

Guys when was the last time Omeruo played a competitive match? I agree with all the lists here except Omeruo starting ahead of Egweke.

Politics › Re: Hoodlums Arrested With Guns & Fake INEC ID Cards In Imo by Urine: 11:20am On Nov 15, 2013

If you want to know the truth about this story wait till Monday.

Politics › Re: Col. Ben Gbulie, One Of The 1966 Coupists Speaks On The Coup And Awo by Urine: 9:53am On Nov 15, 2013

[quote author=yuzedo][/quote]Unfortunately, this dream is an elusive one simply because the mantra of the average Igbo man is "Self First".

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Politics › Re: Col. Ben Gbulie, One Of The 1966 Coupists Speaks On The Coup And Awo by Urine: 9:50am On Nov 15, 2013

I think the OP is my twin brother, I've also been following the coup story for some time. The truth is the coup wasn't an Igbo coup, if you dig well into the personality of Major Nzeogu, that's clear. Don't forget that he was buried with full military honours that tells us bunch of the guys in the top brass of the military had respect for him.

If taking out Okotie-Eboh was the only thing they did, I will still have tagged them as heroes. Unfortunately, Nzeogu and co wahala was simply because they were revolutionaries in a country that celebrates mediocrity. The coup was initially popular but the whipping up of ethnic sentiments defeated the whole process.

The most interesting thing is that the same mediocrity and ethnic sentiments is still visible in modern day Nigeria.

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Sports › Re: Arsenal Fan Loses House To Manchester United Fan In Match Bet by Urine: 5:03pm On Nov 13, 2013

khattab02: lol.. U funny eh.

No be so boss, I just wan make my primary 4 mathematics teacher proud. grin

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Sports › Re: Arsenal Fan Loses House To Manchester United Fan In Match Bet by Urine: 4:58pm On Nov 13, 2013

annoymous: 50%? based on what studies or stats?

The probability of him winning the bet was 1/2. You can convert 1/2 into % by multiplying it by 100:

1/2 *100 = 50%

You weren't an attentive student in primary school. Lol

Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by Urine: 2:28pm On Nov 13, 2013*

This is soooo funny.

Travel › Re: For Nigerians In The Diaspora:what Do You Miss About Nigeria by Urine: 6:23pm On Nov 12, 2013

Damojo: 1) PHCN: How can u be staying in a city with constant power supply. I miss screaming 'UP NEPA' every 30mins

2) I miss the oloshos in Rita Lori, Surulere. The ones in show glasses in Amsterdam cost like 100euros per round....Dem be Nicki Minaj?

3) I miss the fact that Nigeria is the only country U sleep with N20 and wake up driving a Bentley and nobody questions U. Instead, u hear things like, 'Guy, come wash ur ride o'

Boss, abeg don't mention Amsterdam...expensive is an understatement.

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