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sugar pp:
3. last but not the least- the deaf pursuers. You ask a girl out she says "NO" then you think you can somehow miraculously change her mind. Here's a clue you can't! so the manipulative ones of the deaf pursuers play the role of the innocent friend asking her "what about me don't you like?" the girl says "nothing you are just not my type".
He still won't hear word so he prods her to give more details so she makes out a long list of likes and dislikes in the hope that that will satify him and be the end of things (the pursuing that is) but noooooooooooooo homie decides he is going to change to make himself more attractive to her so he gets rid of all she dislikes about him and then he tries and ask her out again. As usual the girl says "NO" then he recharges his batteries and continues with his final assault of begging and pleading to the annoyance of the girl.
Guys let me let you in on a little secret if we say "No" it usually means "No" cos we have thought hard about it! in some very small cases we say the "No" cos we are not sure or we like being chased but we usually succumb after a few tries and if after we have listed the likes and dislikes and you have even tried to change and we still say "NO" then please please take it as our final answer. If by a miracle or out of desperation we change our mind we know where you live we will come and get you ourselves thanks!

I think this idea we men get it from the entertainment and media industry;
you hear songs saying ''she is playing hard to get but she likes me'' and so on
and I being guilty did continue to chase a lady I really liked but funny enough by the time she con gree I was already soft peddalling and gbam it was too late for the two of us to realise it.
but now i know better

mystikal:
That Hair Cut must have taken hours

was also wondering was he trying to do a bob marley/majek fashek raggae hairstyle.


[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=531431.msg6936181#msg6936181 date=1287016156]Lies ladies tell

, I rushed in just to have my hair washed,
, her phone beeped and she received a call, 30 minutes , another guy , This particular one spent more time chatting with her than the first.
, She quickly put a call over to a guy who came over and picked her up with his car.[/quote]and you claimed to just wash your hair and spent over 1 hour doing that( at least the ''pick-up'' guy would need to drive over which would take a couple of minutes prolly 15 minutes)

OBVIOUSLY THE SALON STORY IS A LIE ON YOUR OWN PART

and the lying game goes on

mystikal:
mystikal

O mystical
O digital ko nshe analog
O typical
Je a physical

School of hardknocks

btlasisi:
Wa'alaikum-as-Salam,

What a world? I am still praying to Allah to grant me an offspring be it boy or girl i don't mind. Assist me in your prayers brothers and sisters.

May Allah grant us our heart desires Ameen.

May Allah (S.W.T) accept and grant your dua earnestly.Amin.
Would suggest you get a copy of Fiqh-us-sunnah (the vol. On supplication), you would find alot of info on different dua,time,requirements and so on.
I would post the link later(am using my phone now).

never bothered to watch the match
and wasnt disappointed we lost
was only sad we were unbanned(it woulda been a nice excuse)

I do not blame EFCC in this
neither do i blame CBN

I blame our judiciary;
if its not a case of the court not having jurisdiction to try a suspect it is that the prosecutor does not have a locus-standi to chage the suspect to court
if its not the defence wanting more time to respond to an added charge it will the prosecution wanting its own to time respond to another counter charge or whatever.
if its not the judge being accused of bias it is another case of adjournment upon adjournments upon adjournments


the cases drag on for ages and the masses losses interest and atthe end of the day the ''BIG MAN/WOMAN'' bags a 6 months jail term that can be back dated and in that same period can get leave on medical grounds.

All these are never available for the ordinary nigerian.
So Sad for Nigeria.

Mobinga:
1 more sane person. 1 less retard. . .
Next up : Myopic Reasoning Pro Jonathan Nairalanders

just because the guy defected from GS campaign group now he is sane.
if he gave another reason maybe it would have made a credible decision but for ''zoning factor'' shows how insane he actually is.because he cannot tell us he is just realising that GEJ dint support zoning.

he should be called 1 more idiot created 1 less sycophant expelled.

Dr Kitaun:
u dey mind dem ?

they were becoming louder than the newbie chavs u know ?

wonder if villa will be criticised as much as ibra while he was with them.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=527196.msg6900845#msg6900845 date=1286536631]This is absolute madness. . The federal government has no power over state universities and it's exclusively the functions of the south east governors to finance their state universities.so why would they let other universities/students suffer what did not concern them ?[/quote]and this is one of the reasons I like Unilorin soooo much.
they more or less have removed ''strikes'' from their vocab since I can last remember.
wish more schools will be like 'em.
and this ''strikes'' does nothing more than cripple our public schools while the private ones get better.
abeg no crucify me for my views ooooooooo.

This reminds me of the prayer of my Imam in todays jumat;
''May God give enable Leaders that would have the mercy of the masses in the hearts to get to posts of authority in the coming election.''

I
like many Nigerians know
that
Lagos and by extension Nigeria
has a lot challenges.
I havent seen and wont bother seeing the doc.
because its going all about the negatives.
why dont they do a documentary on other states of the federation e.g. abuja, abia,kwara e.t.c.
they
IMO want to discredit the best
prospect of development
hence the rest is viewed
with more disdain.
They
just like not to see
anything good in anything
thats why
they find it good
publishing only
bad news of their celebrities too.

Oga ehoi,
why u dey quote matter we done happen before amnesty nah?
nevertheless, I also concur that not all militants accepted the amnesty programme but they must be a minority, else their name shoulda been known to us. Abi na Henry ''apayan'' okah.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=526021.msg6884702#msg6884702 date=1286350928]No. . .those ones are just propagandists.the real MEND is in the NIGER DELTA.[/quote]I dont think another one exists, what I feel exists is a minority that may have been not part of the amnesty programme.
At least all along before the amnesty these have been the names we have all known including henry okah and their e-spokesmouth ''gbomo gbomo''.
Its like in war ravaged country their will be the main factions fighting each other or the government and then there will be some fringe rebel groups that refuse to side with anybody else because of their own grudges.

9ijaMan:
Dude, here's a link to the appearance of Okah in court sometimes last year. Okah is real and he really exists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu8hJZao4Pc

tx
but do you have a profile of this guy.because anytime you turn on the t.v or radio na only one pinsure of the man they show  eeeevveeeerrryyyyttiiimeee.
I just only want to know more about them other than what exist about them since 2006.

beneokam:
hello house good morng all as we start a new working week,well a g8 romantic wedding of myfemale cousin over the weekend.Both are virgins hubby and wiffy and are deeper life members,i love dem and respect dem for that,men afta the wedding up till dis morning there is a problem going on with them,both cant bleep as dem neva do am b4,so my female cousing been calling mum and she is been direcyed on how to do it on fone,some blue films have been boght for them so that they will learn and knw how to do the thing,its a real funny scenario.I mean being a virgin is coool but when both parties are men i wonder whoz gonna teach,well as of now its a good news that now i heard they have succeded in doin it but the girl is complaing she aint making the noise being done in the movies,i cant stop laughing as my mamas fone keep ringing

the dumbest lie ever posted.
even nobody taught Adam how to do it with Eve. Talkless of all the musical videos and movies and t.v/mag adds around.

I have a nephew that supports arsenal(because im papa na arsenal fan) he is getting to be seven next year and guess what he is yet to celebrate with his dad a win over chelsea.
I laugh in NL accent.hoihoihoihoihoihoihoi.
asse.nal don suffer for chelsea hand.
read an article on goal.com and it just showed the prof. Just refused to learn from other people on how to beat chelsea or rather cage DROGba.
Up Chelseaaaaaaaaaaa.

davidif:
HOW COULD HE WIN THE AWARD WHEN HE HAS ONLY PLAYED ONE GAME?

where have you been watching or reading your own reports of epl from?i

If there is big boom in a hall during a marriage ceremony do you still expect the MC or the Chairman of th occassion to still speak with so much fluency.
the guy try na, obama uses teleprompter GEJ speaks from the memory.

our team so endowed, o se
our new pitch so endowed, o se
our coach so endowed, o se
we just so endowed, o se
REAL MADRID SO ENDOWED

"Cristiano Ronaldo, like many other players on the squad,
embodies ambition, discipline and solidarity"
Alberto Navarro / Translation by Michael J. O'Donnell
Jose Mourinho expressed full support for his men in the
press conference prior to the match against Deportivo.
"Cristiano Ronaldo is not untouchable. Players become
untouchable in training sessions and games. He is currently
untouchable because he works like no one else. He'll score again.
There are fundamental principles in this moment of construction
the team is going through, and Ronaldo embodies them all. It
would take me an hour to list those principles, but some are
ambition, discipline and solidarity. Many other players on this
squad also embody them. A great football culture has been
perfectly instilled in them by other coaches."
"I was happy with our game in Auxerre. The Champions League
is a different competition. If you lose one of the six first games
you're in trouble. Auxerre played on Saturday and I believed we
could have shown signs of exhaustion in the second half. That's
why I used a stronger side, focusing on recovering the ball until
the decisive moment came for me to bring out Ozil and Di Maria.
The team's response was positive and we won."
"Teams are constantly evolving, so you will always hear me use
the word 'construction'. I'm happy with my team right now. If we
had scored at least one goal from all the chances we had in the
games we drew we would have won all of our official games so
far. My players should remain calm and men like Cristiano and
Higuain need the support of their coach. It's important for players
to know their coach is with them. Cristiano Ronaldo and Higuain
will continue to play as long as I want them to. The pressure from
the press won't determine that."
"We had five sessions completely open to the press in September,
totalling 450 minutes. Ten had 15 minutes open to the press: that's
150 minutes. So, 600 minutes of training time means the press
had access to us for ten hours. I also gave seven press
conferences. There were also press conferences from Casillas,
Ronaldo, Higuain, Granero, Khedira, Carvalho, Benzema, That's
22 press conferences in total, excluding six post-game pressers I
also gave and my men's comments in the mixed zone. There's
been silence from us at Valdebebas this week, but we have given
interviews, and myself, Benzema, Xabi Alonso, Ramos and Pepe
attended public acts open to the press. Few teams in the world do
this. I understand Real Madrid are Real Madrid, but this is fantastic.
Ten hours open to the press is fantastic and there is nothing
farthest from my mind than to keep the team away from the
press. You are very privileged. Real Madrid is a unique club when
it comes to its dealings with the press."
"The new pitch at the Bernabeu is very beautiful. The ugly pictures
from TV are no more. It needs time to be completely well, so
there will be difficulties for players tomorrow. It will be fine for the
match against Milan."
"Regarding Pepe's contract extension, I had lunch with President
Florentino Perez yesterday and I always tell him what I think about
the areas related to my job as coach. I tell him what I think, not
the press."

realmadrid.com/cs/Satellite/en/1330018281664/noticia/Noticia/Mourinho:__It_s_important_for_players_to_know_their_coach_supports_them_.htm

234next is not on same pedestal as the vanguard/punch and guardian media houses.
if it was @ Ecowas meeting he said it I think it should be on other media houses.
thank God N.E.P.A just gave us ''light'', I will try check if channels news go carry the news.

It has surely changed more than shyt.
7 competitive games only 1 conceeded.
Casillas is no langer getting to be M.O.M. again.
and we have tonnes of shots on target from wasteful strikers(which of course is bound to change)

as per today DLC is going down maybe 1:0 sha as we no fit they score like pelle M. Days.

The Nass website is run by Micro-Technologies Limited and doing a lookup on their own web site which is just as basic as can be am not suprised the hacker got into the NASS site.
But the site is now up and running.
I been think say the dude they brag say hin go hack am forever.
#shaking my head# Na wa for our security ooo.
physically e no dey.
financially e no dey.
electronically sef e no dey too.

TB Joshua is from Akoko in Ondo State.
I am a muslim but its not proper for the government to meddle into things it dont have concrete evidence to back-up.
He(TB) never asked any foreigner to come down here. Why dont the Cameroonian govt blame the western govt for the plight of its people who run abroad ending up as destitutes. Na wa for this Cameroon sef. Their police harass Bakassi Nigerians, now they blame the foolishness of their people on another Nigerian. NONSENSE.

yeswecan:
The guy called Rhymz is not funny but foolish. . People are not met to have similar views – this I intent to respect but when one start making brainless statements you know there is a knowledge gap – he has to be in the wrong place.

Mend – if there is any such thing- should be a gang of criminals who will stop at nothing to gain attention. That’s the key word. . ATTENTION. They staged yesterday’s attack for headlines – more like a little kid begging for his father’s attention. Nothing else, if they are calling for development then I can only say they know nothing about that. They should have held state governors responsible because they receive the higher portion of FG allocation . . The NDDC is especially for this region. Mend should understand the concept of power and control . . they have regional and state leaders to deal with before going to the federal. The federal plays its part . . Niger Delta cannot be a federal project . . . A ministry was even created for Niger Deltans . . This is ridiculous, what else do they want? I am from that region . . what else do we want?

The selected justice we practice in Nigeria is not working, Mend should be met with maximum measures. . just like they did Boko Haram.

they seem to ignore the local councils, local govts, state govts and just jump at the federal govt.

prince na wa for u then

MEND-MOVEMENT FOR THE EMANCIPATION OF THE NIGER DELTA,
Modus Operandi
# oil bunkerring
# kidnaps
# killings
# arson
# and now Bombings
Achievements
# amnesty
# murder of other civilians
# free salary for no work done
# soon listing as á terrorist group-