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Btruth:It's possible. But then the supporters under will be divided. Some will just be angry and kill her as well. Others might see it as opportunity for change and arrest all their wicked colleagues. |
Lovelyn451:Did you not read the story? Somebody that killed his own uncle? The guy makes people bow down to him, bow down to his picture, bow down to his statue .. They don't go to church. They worship him as their god. |
ignis:Snake swallows. That's all it can do. So you can keep the eggs back with their mother hen . |
decatalyst:That one is main road abolishing. They will still flog houseboy and girl. |
Jeromejnr:The whole world is on lockdown now Don't worry. When the whole solar system is on lockdown that's when they will know that it is serious
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Mrpojj:Lucky for you, the name is not yours. So what now? You want to beat people answering it? Or you will stop their naming ceremony? |
PureGoldh:If you want to go, start going na. Your leg cut? Just be following bush. One day you will reach |
ndidibabe:I work as a project manager. We send contractors to site and monitor their progress of a construction. Now contractors cannot move about because of lockdown Na im my office close. We no get who to send message. |
Ilola:This sick people don't have phone? No WhatsApp No Facebook? No picture? If you snap them the virus will eat their picture. |
TruthSpeaker:
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So we will not be sitting 5-5 inside bus again? That's good. |
PDPGuy:What happened? Did government officials come to his house? How did he catch it? Where did he go? Whom did he contact? Did it affect his street? What part of Nigeria does he live in? What age? |
Tango123:Who, who and who? Can't they share message in WhatsApp? If it's meatpie and iPhone now, they will snap and forward message to everybody's phone. Now, real important illness, and suddenly no sick person has phone again . |
Uyi168:Then where are sick people na? They don't have phone and WhatsApp again? If its latest shoe now, they will full the whole Instagram with useless pictures and forwarded messages. |
Le2money:At the same time, you still want them to come and catch the 1million boys for you? And you won't join the police and train them? |
FuckDaMods:Just in case that snake was poisonous, Do you have anti-venom injection? A doctor would first have to know what type of snake it was that bit you. Then know the composition of the chemicals in the venom. Then HAVE AVAILABLE, the EXACT anti-venom medicine to inject you with All this must happen within 5 mins if the snake bite otherwise the venom spreads round your blood and kills you. Are you prepared to take such a chance? |
after7:The drone owner is a rich snub He does not associate with poor people Only to come here and boast. |
womjomfashion:Do this one for me.
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Kekereekun123:Exactly. Take a walk on those roads and you will see poopoo on the ground or inside black nylon bag. The whole place smells bad. |
anochuko01:These are useless pictures. They want you to think that lagosians have a nice time outdoors No we don't. The pictures were taken by Lebanese contractors who have the money to buy drone but do not socialise with anybody. They lock themselves inside their rich estates and command Nigerians about like animals. None of those parks and water are accessible to the public. The land beside the water is private land belonging to rich people who fence it off from the public. You will be stuck in traffic for 5hrs and have NO IDEA that beside your car, on the other side of a fence is a nice cool water way You any even park your car anywhere there. If you try to walk there, agberos and beggers will just be hounding you. You will just be tensed up and security conscious Run into a vehicle and escape to your house The pictures are useless. |
SLAP44:What is lovely? On a normal day, you cannot see any of this. You cannot enjoy any of this You can't walk or stroll anywhere without being harassed by area boys and beggers You cannot sit by the waterside because the rich bought all the land along the waterways, then fence it off from the public. There's no public amenities to enjoy ... Nothing. You just get into a car/bus run away as fast as you can to your next destination. Little wonder, Nigerians are always stressed up. |
Angelfrost:There are holes under and above the bottle. Can't you see that? She has enough air Don't go and do your own and forget to open the top of the bottle and kill yourself O. |
koolguy88:Not productive.... But to buy phone, snap picture on Instagram and argue morning till night about Megapixels, we are expert at that one O |
JayPeeOham:Requires more discipline |
israelmao:Go and press computer for the legal system. I know this generation of Facebook and Instagram pressers will be so angry when they fall into the Nigerian legal system and have to wait for one olden days typewriter judge to finish their case |
Ussycool:What about the 1 million boys? |
othermen:What can we do? When they come to Nigeria, it is to run companies, construct roads or other big infrastructure. When we go to their country, it is to sweep road, barb hair or other road side hustle. We never go to run big companies or infrastructure. We are like houseboy/girl for the world. A Lebanese contractor I worked under in a construction site once told me/us that Nigerians go to school TOO MUCH and still know nothing. As for them, Lebanese, by 2pm school has closed and all the kids go to workshop to fabricate and construct all kinds of things. They do that one all through primary and secondary school. No after school lessons. Nothing. That's why you see them very confident to handle construction and operate all kinds of machinery here in Nigeria. They just use us for labour work. Them, they can already construct the whole stuff A to Z |
EzzyCarter:If a virus carrier goes to their border and sneezes there, that's how all of them will catch the virus |
Alberttahir:Bad English is very normal in Nigeria |
Truthbites:Tom and Jerry started around 1940. At that same 1940, black people were treated like slaves in America. American government was in support of this. Even by 1969 after Martin Luther told them, "Abeg, e don do" whites still refuse to mix up with blacks. I'm sure here in Nigeria, nobody has ever treated you like a slave since you were born |
Kalm4life:What's thr video? YouTube removed it |
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