₦airaland Forum

smileyoo:
Nigeria govt always act as if what ever affect the masses is non of their business.
so what's still delaying amotekun from doing their job of safe-gaurding the people of South West region.
Hope they are not audio amotekun ?

Only to sew uniform and trend in social media.
That is the main priority.
Now that the real action is required, we are not seeing anything again

Nigeria and Nigerians are dangerous people. Know whom you are discussing with and what you're talking about.

okeyben10:

Too much food in the midst of so much hunger.
Dumping food cos no one to consume, whereas somewhere, there is not enough to go round.

Abeg Jor there is no excuse for ds kinda waste.

The govt and other philantropists should be able to cover the cost of transporting/exporting this foods down the food chain.

I dont like what i hate

This is one thing that make me dislike white people. They like to waste food.
They are heartless in that regard

Kobicove:
Of course the security personnel are taking bribes.

Nigeria is a cesspool of corruption!

Are you not the one giving them the bribe?
They said stay at home. Did they come to your house to collect the bribe?
You carried yourself OUTSIDE your house and went to meet them AND GIVE THEM BRIBE.
If you like tour round Nigeria and give all of them bribe. You will only catch and spread this virus faster to more people.
DON'T complain later when you catch the disease

bestman09:


I traveled from Ibadan to Lagos on Friday and came back to Ibadan on Saturday morning.

The travel lockdown is a scam. Many checkpoints on the road but the commercial drivers knows their way out. They pay N200 per checkpoints and N500 to the federal highway police checkpoint at Guru maharaji junction.

We were dropped off at Kara, and i entered a bike to Berger, from Berger, another bike to Ojota before taking a bike of N1000 to Yaba, which was my final destination.

The lockdown is more of a business venture between the Okada riders, transporters and security agents

You were told to stay in one place to prevent the spread of virus. You're travelling about paying transporters, bike riders and security.
When they collect your money, you then accuse them of doing business.
Are you expecting them to start beating you with stick before you will know that lockdown is serious?

If you catch this virus or spread it to others, don't later come back and say that it was because security didn't do their work O!

Sh0lar:
I think it is not correct to say Nigeria have tested just 5,000 people only. The record is just not updated. If you have been following the record closely you will notice that we have been complaining that it is just 5,000 people tested since 3 to 4 days now.
What about people tested on Friday, Saturday and today? How come the 5000 has not increased.....
Or are we saying they have suspended testing and they are just giving us report of those tested previously.......

Nigerians like to read report and paper and do nothing about its authenticity
So that's what they are doing for us.
Writing any good looking number on paper and presenting it to us to look.

iwriterng:
Trust data coming from Nigeria at your own peril.

Is only 323 confirmed cases na!
No fear...



Abi?

bedspread:
No Mercy at all at all For Animals in Nigeria !

Alligator Pepper Soup loading...

Sure FP!

See goats roaming street in UK because covid-19 nor allow their owners to care for them
Other countries have similar

If this one happen here, Hen! Hennnn!!!

mondbest:
No proper treatment have been outline to make sure the citizens don't go hungry yet they are bringing out warning, useless bunch of clown leaders

When will you people learn? Nigerian government has NO PLAN for your hunger
There are no industries.
Nothing
If boko haram kills everybody, they don't care.
They do not need large population.

If you want to survive, find a business, do farm work. All those nonsense Instagram is not adding anything to your pocket.

Asiri1991:
My problem is not the low number of cases recorded but the insignificant number of person tested. A look at the statistics in worldometer shows that Nigeria has one of the lowest numbers tested per million population. Nigeria stands at 24 per one million; an insignificant figure compared to tests carried out in our sister countries: Ghana, Ivory Coast, Senegal, etc. Presently, the statistics shows that Nigeria has only carried out an estimated five thousand tests since the outbreak of the pandemic. One won't be wrong to conclude that the low figures we get everyday is as a result of the minimal tests conducted daily. I am afraid we might be at the peak of the pandemic presently without knowing it.

Now you are thinking
Nigerians have been so stupid to practice so many wrong things. This thing started in university where the student say, "let me just write what the lecturer wants to read so I can pass and go"
Ok continue.
Now see it.
NCDC is JUST writing what we like to read "LOW NUMBERS OF CASES" so we can be happy.
The reality is much different.
Our foolish habits have come back to finish us.

babyfaceafrica:
Slowly but surely.. This lockdown should end this week or else...people will defy government.. How many people dem wọn catch?.. We are watching and waiting!!

You are free to defy government.
Just remember that, when you move out, you will catch the virus from somebody. When police catches you, you will spread it to the police. When hey lock you in prison, you will spread it to the other prisoners.
The police that caught you will carry the virus home and spread it to his wife and kids. The other prisoners that they release from prison before you will carry the virus and spread to their own friends, wife and kids.
All because of you..

And all these cases will be UNCONFIRMED.
Small-small the thing will spread round Nigeria.
NCDC will still be here drawing graphs every day, telling us, Total confirmed is JUST 300, whereas the whole Nigeria will be on fire..

dipopooo:
Hisss..Fvck inflation...What's our business with inflation...we are talking about how to survive presently.

At times, I feel like killing all of our useless leaders

Rather than thinking negatively like this, better go and look for ANY LAND to farm.. Your backyard, your village land, anywhere ... Things WILL get bad and you WILL ALWAYS need food.
Stop wasting money on iPhone NOW.

richidinho:
Haters will say this is Los Angeles not onitsha

What do you people gain by instigating quarrel and argument?
Ordinary picture, we cannot look again?
Can you not walk past dry ground pepper without blowing breeze on it again?
People that cannot allow pepper to rest

OLA4CHRIST1:
No money to buy chicken but fish is involved thank God nothing concern me and coro talkless of China

Oooh my phone is China made

100% of everything in everybody's house is made in China

This is why is so important to revive our manufacturing industries. Keep our youth employed.
Now unemployed youth have all turned to area boys with muscle and are robbing everyone.

What is the point of having your home stocked up with made in China TV, fridge, phone, when area boys will just come and Rob one of everything? No more security. Boko haram people are just tired of life, no future. They just throw bomb everywhere.

If all were employed in manufacturing industry, they won't have been behaving like this.

Gabbriell:
We are very foolish in this country. Our inability to be united has always been our doom.

Imagine the federal government and Nigeria medical association (NMA) who are suppose to be on the same page at a time like this are now playing Tom & Jerry

So now that you know our weakness, what is your solution?

We cannot be speaking English and doing democracy and at the same time practicing tradition and obeying village elders. One cannot have 2 masters.
It is either we break apart and each tribe is ruled by its elders or we banish every tradition, traditional practice, traditional rulers (as western nations ) and stick with democratic rulers.

See this video of a governor yabbing elders.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69SQC4b_CcE

bestman6516:
To say the truth,this govt has no idea of how to handle major outbreaks,like Covid-19 and that is why they could not even distribute palliatives well for its citizens.

What did you think before?
Boko haram has almost finished killing everybody and government was relaxing.
It's the same government you were expecting to care for your health?

rhodman:

Poverty is a disease

I don't understand
What have you done to alleviate ANYBODY'S poverty?

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Poverty in the land is too much

What is funny about people's poverty?
Do you have any solutions for them?

Albertone:
Am I the only one who hates fishes? I eat them, I puke!!
The smell is enough repellant for me.Catfishes are the worst when it comes to odour.I don't like seeing fishes,I don't like eating it(i once ate it to discover i don't like it).Never touched a raw fish before,either dead or alive

In all, God created them and they are a blessing to mankind.These riverine areas are really blessed o. I wish i can like and start eating fishes

Is this place a restaurant that is serving your fish?
Whether you like fish or not, is nobody's business here.

tyup:
Kill and eat is that all?

They don't even know their conservation value

Book reading English people.
Just to talk and calculate is all your know .
Did you employ any of these people in any business you have?
Do you even have a business?
The food they hustled to get without stealing anything from anybody, you are still criticising them.
Carry your useless advice and go.

bluemansion:
One thing is certain, people must eat to stay alive.

And you may catch the virus from them whilst you are looking for the food.
....and spread it to your family.
So you can either die of virus (and kill others as well)
OR
Die of hunger alone.
We can only cover nose, wash hands, keep space and DON'T catch virus.

Enwhen:
Bro learn how to read CAREFULLY.


Look at it here again:

I was surprised to receive a message requesting me to register my number AGAIN in the whatapp messenger app to chat.

Same with me.
I have an Airtel SIM I hardly use. I didn't use it for like 6 months. When I tried it earlier this year, I got this same message
I use Glo regularly.

It can be because I didn't register the Airtel SIM properly

mmb:
Scam. Who are you trying to fool

Same with me.
I have an Airtel SIM I hardly use. I didn't use it for like 6 months. When I tried it earlier this year, I got this same message
I use Glo regularly.

It can be because I didn't register the Airtel SIM properly

Ninethmare:
Many people need provisions

I don't understand why after have Nigerians run overseas for a better life their pomposity and ego will not allow them to stay there and mind their business.

They will start looking for ALL SOCIAL MEDIA outlets to SHOW Nigerians back home that they are better than us.

What does this useless story from the OP do for people back home here who are simply looking for money for provisions? Others are begging with their bank account?

I propose that anybody who is overseas, out of Nigeria, should be banned from any Nigerian website.
If you cannot offer assistance to any Nigerian back home, get lost with your American Lockdown we don't need it

Dearlord:
lol, you made me laugh so hard.
my sister I think it is high time we overlooked relationship and just live our life as a normal human.

Then define what is normal
Because tomorrow, you will swear that you are normal and the other person is abnormal. And that is another source of relationship problems.

IHate9jerianss:
The guy is a weakling.
Didnt you see the part in his silly write up where he insinuated successful Nigerians in the US should be apologetic to worthless black Americans for being successful?
He also wants Nigerian men to treat their cunty,arrogant female counterparts like qeens when those same women treat Nigerian men like poo both at home and abroad

I spoke to my friend in US. He's married to a Nigerian paper girl. So he's a citizen like her.
Regardless, guy still said he will return to Nigeria, go to his village and build house because his children must know where they come from.

Do you know that ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE and ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE in America, cannot do this? They know they are strangers to America but they cannot trace their village. So they just live anywhere they like in the whole America.

Do you know how jealous they are of you when they discover you have a place called HOME that you can return to? And they don't have?

That's why they drink and Fu*k and behave anyhow they like.

Crispels:
Perspectives differ.

Lonely people making noise

I studied overseas as well. It didn't take 1 month for me to notice the extreme loneliness.
By 5 months, nothing was funny again
I kept in touch with my Nigerian girlfriend. She didn't understand anything yet
She got scholarship and also came overseas. She sef saw the loneliness.
Na 2 of us wan finish the whole Skype everyday.
When pepper refused to rest, we informed our parents and friends, did marriage course, went to church and married.
Nobody in the whole overseas could be a friend to me and her.
We carried ourselves and returned to Nigeria.

Leave Oyibo and their wierd loneliness culture.

tiswell:
Some do grow bears,it depends.

See the 3 pictures below.
Question.
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- bear
- bears
- beard

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Olunmercy56:
Beat him well for telling lie

See how all of them are so close to him.
The Corona virus that he has has just successfully spread to all the officials in that picture.

WeRblessed:
Useless cursed nation

So what will you do now?

Tundenoni:
Not all of us like parboiled rice.
I personally don't like it

So the whole. Nigeria and Akwa Ibom rice mill should give a sh1t about the rice you personally like?
How did this story change to be about only you, just now-now sef?

Sirmuel1:
and yet the Federal Government paid $2m for them to be brought here. I tire for Nigeria o

Because we are always nice to oyibo.

Madamlandlord:
Why are they so eager to help us? There is more to this than meets the eye.

It's quite simple.
Don't know why people can't understand.
Nigeria is China's GARRI.
Civid-19 is SAND
China poured sand inside their Garri.
And they must remove the sand by fire by force.

Do you know how much market they are unable to sell to us because of Corona? How much they have damaged their image?
If the whole Nigeria rejects all their fake products today, they are finished.