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kindnyce:
Some moments you feel proud to be a Nigerian.
This is one of such moments.

These people are so sick of Nigeria that they entered plane and RAN AWAY.

These people are 200% DEPENDENT on whitemen to keep them alive. What "independence" are they celebrating? Daft

Chidex2442:
mine is noodles..... when I knew the seasoinig had large amount of monosodium glutamate. (MSG) A carcinogen.

Don't add the seasoning.
So what is your next problem? Let's solve it.

Excallibur:
See as we are denying our own delicacies because the are made with bare hands forgetting that globaly celebrated wines are grapes crushed with bare feet

Don't mind all these bush people trying to form Oyibo more than Oyibos themselves.

Mariangeles:
You can never tell...

So how many people have died after eating donkwa?

Olalan:
Nigeria school feeding programme is a scam just a channel to loot govt funds.

Whom are the looters?
Nigerians also.

Soon
Please when is "soon-O-clock"?

dazzlingd:
Oga airline no fit pass 18 to 27k depending on how fast you book. You village peeps should stop making a deal out of flight. It's ridiculous, its no big deal at all

Village peeps? Curse them well.
Shey when you want to marry, you will go to the same village peeps and lie down on the floor rolling in dust to appease all their demands.

Curse them well o. They will increase the punishment of traditional marriage.

This the type of truck used in The Terminator movie Na. The first Terminator of 1982. The technology is not new. Since 70's paapaa, they've been using this. It's just entering Nigeria now.

Next2Bezee:
On 1st October, just like every other day, all we could celebrate was the fact that we haved lived to see another day.

There was nothing to celebrate about the current Nigeria -- except death, terrorism, oppression, bad roads, blocked roads, large scale erosion, unemployement, poverty, corruption, inflation, human rights violations, lack of electricity, election rigging, strike, deteriorating educational sector, lacklustre social amenities, international condemnation, many more.

Nigeria is a failed country with a lifeless president. The only people smiling today are those who have already gotten their visas and are preparing to leave this shithole.

Lagos is now a fecal infested sh1thole thanks to the crybaby, Ambode.

Gone are the days where October 1st brought joy to the heart of many.

Adieu, Nigeria.

You know, when you write all these, "I give up, Nigeria has ended" comments, I wonder what result you expect to get.

If someone sat for a maths exam and just kept repeating, "I give up, Maths is impossible". That person will definitely fail.

No matter how difficult it is, there is still some positive statement you can make. This is social media and comments fly far and wide.

You can send critical comments, hoping it reaches the right ears and a correction is made.
But if you yourself have already given up and just spend time just crying in the comments, the powers that be will simply DO NOTHING and wait for your demise.

MEANWHILE, the problem remains.
In summary, a bad comment is useless. It does not contribute anything to anybody. It is empty. It doest even make you feel better.

ignis:
You just bought a stolen phone.

The guy was the owner of the phone. He had it for over 3 years and wanted to buy a bigger phone.

TimeMachine:
Why do we have rise in armed robbery these days ?

Could it be that poverty has offered people less opportunities in legitimate world ?

I guess Nigeria needs more than prayers and Godfathers, nepotism and 'our son' and 'our fellow believer' biased mass support.

Shame. A country that kills her own children.

We need to stop importation of everything immediately. Set up/revive all the dead industries. So people can have something to do, working inside the industries. We are just damn too idle, sitting down browsing phones whilst the latest of everything floods into the market.
People with no money are just tempted to kidnap, steal, rob so they can have money to buy all the shine-shine things they see in the market.

majekdom2:
I am writing an article titled “should/ will the whites come back?”. I ll publish it on here too. Nigeria is a ticking bomb, if not checked more than a quarter of the population may loose their lives.

Is it their businesses to come back? They don't need crude oil. They've passed that level. They don't need palm oil. They don't really need anything here. What will make them come back?
The Christianity that they came to preach to us, them self are not going to church again. Na devil them dey worship now.
So what exactly will you offer them to come back here?

tstx:
Lucky people

You can use small money to go to Benin Republic. That's if you are in Lagos. Settle them at the border and cross. Spend one night. It's still abroad. Though they speak French. But those guys are totally different from Nigeria in their thinking and acting. Good roads.

GavelSlam:
Event you mean?
Hope you weren't sleeping during your English Language class.

Teacher was not well paid. Teacher did not bother to teach. Youth need new education and new teachers.

jesmond3945:
Coconut refinery loool. Our leaders lack ideas. They should think about the future not to score political points. Our problem is power and stopping importation of fuel. Then investing in ICT and Automation. Any other thing outside these is just deceit.

Would you rather have electricity and automation which will result in more jobless youth, or this production facility that would require staff (salary etc) to run?

Bolowolowo:
It is a refinery. Why on earth would a plantation be near a factory?

To reduce transportation costs.

Keep all the nuts within the factory. We don't want any nuts running lose.

Keep all the nuts within the factory. We don't want any nuts running lose.

Keep all the nuts within the factory. We don't want any nuts running lose.

Pat081:
Dis nt her 1st time of doing dis useless gal why did she open her legs in d first place wen she know dat she can nt take care of the baby

If she had any other work to do, or a hope of a brighter future, she would not have opened her legs. Don't call her useless. She is misguided. It is happening to a lot of youth.

Optional09:
I know and many other people on this forum know better..... and want you Nigerians to have a little bit of humanity in you. We can’t all be sick in the head

Try to focus your issue and say what point you mean without stating, "in America".

"In America" is a useless point to bring up in your point. We already know America is "better". BUT this issue is in a waterlogged part of Africa Sapele.
AND you are incapable of giving the lady, the baby, the government officials you are criticising ANY AMERICAN VISA to go to the "in America" to experience ANYTHING you are talking about.

columbus007:
its that all?common clean or wipe out this nonsense forever and put notable nigerians there,how can she be made a national heroin for making just common claypot,this country self!what happened to Dora akinyilli?cant they put her there?foolhardy.

When she was making "common" clay pot, the value was high. £1 = N1.

If you can make your own things and DO WITHOUT foreign goods, your currency value would be very high.

But when you start importing EVERYTHING, you are inderectly CURSING YOURSELF. You are telling the overseas nations that you don't have anything that is of value to them. That your claypot is "Common". That their own plate is BETTER than all your handcrafted common claypot.

Then end result is thatinstead of collecting N1 and giving you £1 in return, they will ask for N2, then N5, then N10 for £1.
As you continue cursing your common claypot, they will ask for N150, N250, N500 and give you £1.

One day, they will tell you YOU and your country are all USELESS. Kill your father and sell your village, and in return collect £1.

This is how exchange rate works.

NEVER belittle your handiwork.
The hand that they used to make iPhone that is tearing your head is the same hand that you have.

Never be desperate for foreign goods. Do your own.

zlantanfan:
Mama piss and her usual baggage of mixmatch clothes she calls Fashion

Struggle hard to remain sensible.
People pray for money at youth. When they get it they dress fine and look good. When old age comes something happens. The person starts dressing and looking stupid WITH all the money.
Learn the correct philosophy of life to maintain Dignity and sense throughout your life.

CROWNWEALTH019:
You old hag mama you got at home no fine half reach mama peace

So you patiently study old women and identify hags? Do you know that they are people's mothers? If you can call ANY WOMAN "old hag", then you really hate ALL women.

ignis:
Ok...I'd advice you to continue saving. #15K cannot get you any good phone in this Buhari economy.

Gionee m5.
I got it off a friend for N15,000.
Just be in the right place and ask nicely. Don't be too desperate.

SolutionMee:

Can we stop blaming Nigerian leaders please... They're first humans before being a leader. Or are they not humans like us? Is it not people like you and I that are busy electing them into power despite knowing clearly how corrupt they can be? Then why blaming them?
In fact, our leaders has no share in the overall problems befalling this nation. What we need is a rethink, mental restructuring and intellectual overhauling. We also have to work on our emotional intelligence and use of feelings and sentimental approach in influencing our overall judgements. I'm beginning to doubt if what is inside Nigerians head is truly a brain or a dead panel. Even if it's a motherboard, I expect it to function more than that. Our major problem is that we keep taking delights in making the wrong decision. I gave up on my country some few years ago.

Remember well, that the British who formed Nigeria came with their own clear cut agenda. They didn't come to discuss with anybody. For reasons best known to them, they left Nigeria. We never fought for independence. We don't know each other's mindset. We aren't thinking together.
Our first politicians took after the British. But they did not have to report to the Queen of England. They didn't really know how to lead a massive nation. The militarily took over from them by force after fighting a civil war. Why? Because once you have GUNS (like the British) you can SHOOT whomever is blocking you from power.

IT IS A PITY. America remains number ONE GUN country. Policing the whole world. BY FORCE.
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Look, the leadership of Nigeria is all to blame. You can't expect us to place one mumu as the leader without one group or another trying to seize power from him. It has to be held with force. THEN such a person is responsible for having a vision for the people. If he has no vision, another person with more force will push him out.

Our OWN military, Bush BOYS with no slippers, who joined military service....Once they gave them GUNS, the next thing on their mind was to FIRE their way to the TOP. Bush uneducated boys with GUNS - The same concept that Boko Haram is using.

British came here with Guns when we were still roaming around naked. They came with FORCE and might. Their vision was given to them by the King/Queen. Force us to wear clothes, force us to speak English, force us to enter church, force...

Which day are we going to ever learn to discuss with each other without some leader FORCING it upon everyone.

You think King and Queen of England is by dash? They fought and killed for that position. Treason is an offence punishable by death. Unless you have bigger guns and army than the king, they will find out and kill you.

itiswellandwell:
Hmmm. Oyinbo and their zeal for development and advancement. If na black, them go done dey look for one baba or politician or pastor or Imam to sell the skull to.

Try to always realise that each time you see Oyibo people, you are usually looking at only one tribe. Their whole country is one tribe. One language. They have passed through wars and battles in the past before resulting in only one tribe, one language, NO traditional rulers.
They can easily cooperate and work together

Nigeria alone has more than 300ethnic groups, more than 300 traditional rulers. Different languages, beliefs customs. If not for English, none of us will be even talking to each other talkless of forming one country. We are in a transitional stage.

NigerArea:
ONE THING I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND ABOUT SCIENCE AND SCIENTISTS IS HOW THEY FOUND OUT THE AGE OF THINGS THEY DISCOVER,

HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT THE SKELETON IS UP TO 6000 YEARS AND NOT 300 YEARS, HOW DO THEY GET THE AGE?!
HOW DID THEY KNOW THE EARTH IS 4.5BILLION+ YEARS?

I LOVE SCIENCE WITH ALL MY HEART

It's a process called carbon dating.
Every piece of matter emits some electrons at a steady rate.

You measure the rate of emission from something that you know the exact age.
Write down the result
You then measure the rate of emission from the thing you don't know the age. Work out the maths and get the age. It is very accurate because you first test many samples of things you know their ages to make sure the equipment is correct before testing the one you don't know the age.

EnglishUsa:
How many public holiday we go get, I am tired of this country somebody should give me visa I am going out of Nigeria to my state in ;sambisa Forest

Whomever should just carry visa and give you like that. Because you are tired?
OK. Only you are tired in the whole of Nigeria abi?

hezy4real01:
58yrs of confusion and bad governance

Most oyibo countries are made of one tribe, one language - After one or more nasty Kings overpowered everybody and killed all who opposed him. Oyibo history is full of war and violence.

Nigeria is made up of more than 300 ethnic groups, villages and chiefs each dancing different cultural dance and wearing different cloth.

If you are the president, how do you get everyone to agree on anything without being nasty and violent as the kings of European Counties were? How do you even become the President, the head over all the chiefs and villages in Nigeria without fighting somebody?

Will you allow me to be the head of your chief in your village and tell him to sit down?

Banmeallday:
NIGERIA MEANS ACTUALLY NOTHING IN ANY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD. A MADE UP NAME BY A COMMON OYIBO ASHAWO TO CALL SEVERAL NATIONS A DEROGATORY WORD STARTING WITH N....


THINK CRITICALLY FOLKS....

BUT THOSE HARD WORKING PEOPLE THAT CAN BE HOME ON MONDAY TAKE TIME TO TELL YOUR CHILDREN THE PAINFUL TRUTH ABOUT THEIR FAKE IDENTITY

The region of land around river Niger is called NIGER AREA.
We are named after River Niger not after anybody's language.

This is water Okada.
I cannot see ski.
I cannot see jet.