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rentAcock:
Why is this news?

Unlike in Nigeria, the Western countries use digital media as "hard" evidence in court.

You downloaded pirated software - Intelectual property right. This is why Billgates is rich as people will rather buy new windows CD than copy pirated one.

You downloaded music CD mp3 and didn't pay? - court case for piracy. This is why Oyinbos can make money from singing one song. Nigerian artist lost so much to piracy that Charlie Boy set up PMAN a group to grant them their musical rights.

This why many websites now have "Accept Cookies Policy" as a legally binding agreement to browse their website.

This is why Facebook boss was brought under investigation earlier 2018.

You can't just write anything online in Western countires. You are being monitored for ... Terrorism etc.

Jaymaxxy:
Oyinbo sabi troll no be small.

But 3174mAh is not too small nah.

This is called addiction.
Once upon a time....

But today ... 3174mAh...

Is it not enough?

REELnewz:
See JAMB Question

If you don't know how to answer the question, don't comment.
You must still be a child who cannot take care of himself. I doubt you know how to even bring forward a business idea or sell yourself on a well written CV.
You are one of the many who only knows how to SPEND money. No idea how to MAKE money.

ezugegere:
Me I'm thinking of what to do with 1.5M. I'm thinking of going into bread business but I don't think that will be enough

Good. When you finish thinking, send the 1.5M to me.
I will give you other things to think about.

hemartins:
This Life eh...
300k is somebody monthly salary
And 300k is someone's Life savings.

I'm grateful to God.

Just be careful of those who insist you click on their profile Link.

You sound exceeding arrogant.
Since 300k is your salary, Give him your job.
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Dude is depressed and overwhelmed. All he has is 300k which he has confessed out here on NL. And you are comparing him to somebody better off... People like you make others not to think twice before kidnapping YOUR children or family members

Seamareggae:
Can you expansiate.... You've lived there for 11 years nd you're complaining... Nd you didn't relocate to Nigeria... ���

Shame is worrying him. His salary is not enough. He has wasted his time. And cannot show anything for it. There are many like that overseas.
Their only power is:
1 to show fine picture on Facebook - that will make you shutup
2. Make international call on their phone
3. Speak English with foreign accent.
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No money, no House, no wife. Nothing.

Icon4s:
Firstly, a bread in hand they say is worth more than 10 in the bushes.

You have a job of 200k+ and u are also at the verge of establishing your own company here. You want to leave all these because you saw ''a sure link'' to an imaginary job? If it US or UK I am not even sure they can given u visa because of that so called '''sure link''.

My brother there are no sure links to jobs anywhere in the world.

I have heard so many similar stories as the one you just painted. At the and of the day it will turn out to be linked to scammers who would want to defraud you of your fee visa.

Besides you think the pasture in another man's compound until you visit for yoiurself.

Shine your eyes bro.

A bird in hand is worth more than two in the Bush.
Meaning:
You want to catch birds flying. You are already have one in your hand. You think you might get more birds if you enter the bush and fire your gun/catapult. This bird you have now, is better for you to kill and eat than to waste your time pursuing birds inside the bush. You may not get any and someone else may collect your bird when you enter the bush.

BIRD.

Change her name to BRUTICUS.

drogba:
Using AC in an EV will slightly affect your range. My point is if you already calculated to reach Ikeja under normal speed with X amount of battery power with your AC on, if you get stuck in serious traffic, you should still get to your planned destination (Ikeja) with more range left than you expected initially without traffic.

Can you charge it in any location you reach? Abi you must come back to your house to use special cable and charger?

gulfer:
So what if it gets trapped in typical Lagos traffic

So far you don't use AC, no problem. The battery will not die.
Whist petrol cars will be burning fuel idling their engines, this one will just be off.
BUT if you use AC, untop shakara, the battery will run down slowly, die and leave you there depending on how long the traffic will last

hardbody:
I have the movie at home in the villa and generally watch it whenever I travel for Xmas alongside the sound of music.

Hmm. Just buy credit and download it from torrent sites. Travel to village because of film. Are we in 1885?

LifestyleTonite:
Those old parrots were actually Eddie Murphy disguised as old men.

Unlike Bollywood ONE PART actors, American actors always try to play different types of characters. Some get in better than others.

In your journey to become rich, please employ others to work under you and help you achieve your goal. They will be happy and employed when you are wealthy.

If you don't employ anybody, then when you make your money, they will be jealous and steal it.

If you do employ people and treat them like animals, they will surely revenge on you and kill kidnap etc.

If you are SO STUPID to make them think that your money is falling from the sky, by living a lavish lifestyle in front of their face, they will assume you are hiding MORE money somewhere and plan to attack you.

Humble yourself when you employ others.

Why is she or anyone else calling Buhari, "Your Excellency".
What is excellent about him?
His health is bad.
His ideas are bad
His English is poor. Bad pronunciation.
Does he have a degree? Masters? PhD?
Can he use Microsoft Word? And PowerPoint?
Java nko?
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Nobody wants to be like him. He isn't anybody's role model. Not even his wife.

So where is this rubbish "Excellency" coming from?
It's olodo that I'm seeing O.
I cannot be looking at olodo and calling him excellent.

Just write, "Your olodoship,"

DFSH:
[color=#990000][/color]I am waiting for someone to tell us why business owners put on this attitude. I have had similar experience. Could this be fear or something? Pls lets have another view of this matter.

Your answer in in doing.
Go and hire a house boy. Take your home as a business where comfort is produced for you and your family. Your staff is houseboy.
Now pay him his just wages. And see if you can do so without dehumanizing him. That is the answer to your question

Make sure to keep him as long as possible
Do all the salary increase, Christmas, 13th month.
Make sure he goes on leave.
Make sure he only works 8am to 3pm.

Funkybabee:
Bro it ain't easy!! I don't pray to work with a one man business again, u will work for them even expect u to work for their family apart of their bad talk unkor....


What I shaa know is That one day one day I will have my own business and this will be a history

French.
You will have your business and you will do better than this one man boss person? Is it not still here in Nigeria?
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You better learn how to cope with difficulties. Instead of browsing internet here and talking about "one day one day". Make your plans now.

stubbornman:
Some of you shouting " One man business is demonic" will also do worse when you set up your own.....!!!!

Nigeria is a stupid country tho.... where every boss thinks he's doing his/her staff a favour

The boss main duty Is how to earn money MORE than spend it.
Most youth here are very good at SPENDING money more than earning it. So they cannot be bosses. Because they cannot have the money to pay anybody's salary. They are too enticed with little luxuries, shoe, watch, internet ...They will forget they have staff salary to pay.

LordsApostle:
pathetic men, I can relate with this. This is Nigeria where there are no laws, else people like that have no place running business, I don't understand why people are just so heartless and wicked, it is really heart wrenching you know, it's saddening... You don't see this any other place. Blacks are just evil.

As a business owner how do you handle this task.
You have managed to finally get a contract.
Now your phone is ringing left right and center. WhatsApp and emails left and right. You are a typical Nigerian. You have 2 or more phones.
When driving your car, the phones never stop. All the calls are important. All relate to different aspects of the project.
You realise that you van easily have an accident driving and answering WhatsApp.
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Do you take public transport? No. You don't want to discuss confidential info in public.
Do you use Uber? No your designation might change on the fly. Uber has to go one way. You need to hire a car for a whole day. But you already have a car.
You close eye and hire a driver.
But this guy is asking for xyz salary. Do you pay? How good is he?
He may bash your car and run. He is going to overhear all your discussions when he's driving you about.

Your car has problems, tire, radiator, Keke hit one side. Vehicle license.... Do you leave the key with this guy driver to fix?
Messages are piling up on your WhatsApp, emails. You have not responded. Food? You have not been eating properly.
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Starting a business in Nigeria is not easy.
It is easy to condemn the boss when you are not one. You have no idea what is passing through his mind.

Most of us know how to SPEND money very well. But zero knowledge about how to EARN money.
A bosses duty is to EARN the money. He must spend as little as possible otherwise, it isn't a business. But a major LOSS.

Jolar101:
Biafra is our country.

Do you have a central bank?
Do you have a currency?
Do you have a passport?
Do you have a president?
Do you have border police?
If you are not inside Biafra right now, where is your Visa to stay in Nigeria?
Do you pay import duties into Biafra?
You have to stop crossing Nigeria FREELY.
You have to stop flying your planes over Nigerian air space
Do you have airport?
Do you have sea Port?
What does your county export?
Your Biafra currency is "shit" to Nigeria. So we cannot agree to any exchange rate with you.
Use your Biafra currency to buy Dollars. Stop using Nigerian Naira to buy Dollars.
You cannot be a citizen of Nigeria if you choose to be a citizen of Biafra.
That is an offence called TREASON. It is punishable (In EVERY COUNTRY) by death.
So do you have your Army that can fight back Nigerian Army?
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Do you think forming a nation is the same as buying N50 crayfish?

ahamonyeka:
everything about Africa is too local .I just do not know when Africa will be like Europe and other advance countries.

Better go to your backyard and try to do something with your hands. Farming, soap, palm wine....

Africa is made up of VERY MANY TRIBES. MULTITUDES OF TRIBES AND KINGDOMS. Nigeria alone has more than 300 different tribes and kingdoms.

The developed nations you speak about have very few tribes. Who is in Britain? Only Irish, Welsh, Scots and English. ONLY 4 TRIBES. ONLY.

Who is in Germany? Germans. ONLY ONE TRIBE. Only ONE language
Who is in France? FRENCH. ONLY ONE TRIBE. Only ONE language.
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When everybody is dancing different traditional dance in Nigeria, which day do you think we will ever change to ONE tribe and stop fighting and creating disunity?
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Go to your backyard and do something today and don't waste your time expecting governments of African Nations to change it into Europe for you.
They CANNOT. Only you can. Develop your backyard. Spread to your neighbour, then your street... Then community.... Step by step.

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Ever8054:
they won't let this small girl be,..Nigerians and their wahala... "no body ever sees her struggles they only sees her troubles "..
when she was struggling to get where she is today nobody was there with her...

We didn't disturb her when she was quietly offline.
Now she's shining teeth online in social media, we shall disturb.

If you don't want disturbance, go out of social media.

Jaymaxxy:
RAM, processor, display, camera, etc

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs became billionaires without owning IPhones or even any phone.

Mortal man, how will this new gadget help you?

FRoosevelt:
I love naturally fair skin females. I'm not usually sexually attracted to darker skin ladies.
It's just me anyway.

So you are some sort of a racist.
You like this one, you don't like the other .. Based on skin colour alone.

deliveryboy:
An average Nigerian indulge in excessive self criticism of their own country. I observed long ago that when a Nigerian sit on the same table with an expertrait (Hungarian, Polish or even Chadian) the only topic they dwell on are the problems of Nigeria, the corruption, power outages, kidnappings, sometimes the expertrait they try hard to impress would tell them these problems also exist in their own countries. It's so exhausting to see people with such an abysmal level of self esteem.

The expatriate people come from a.background where they had to do everything by themselves. They want car? They invent it.
They want phone? They invent it.
They want shoe? They invent it.
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On and on and on.
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Nigerians did not go through this training process.
We see oyibo driving cars? Then we want it because we saw it. We sell crude oil and buy latest car without understanding how cars work.
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We see oyibo using phone? Then we want it because we saw it. Sell crude oil and buy latest phone without understanding how phones work.
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On and on..
The country and people are filled up with technologies they know nothing about and remain remain greedy for more. Killing each other, kidnapping stealing..
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Avert your eyes. Try to understand and create things by yourself in your own backyard. Gain the knowledge and be happy. Otherwise the lack of knowledge will continue brewing inferiority complex in the midst of expatriates.

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
What a woman can do, a man can do even better.

You won't find other men to compete with? Na woman you dey compete with.

marvinsync:
so that Japanese lady is blonde Huh?

Japanese cannot be blond again? Are you Japanese? Do you know them more than themselves?

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yusman14:
y destroyind d image of dis school?
dis is not an exam..i was dere...MEE203 is a faculty course d exam is usually done in 1000slt and oder big theatres

Ol boy, your English has destroyed the image of the school.
I could write and spell better than what you wrote in primary 3.

The car was parked on the bicycle lane.
Offence.
He used armoured tanker to crush the car.

Result:
The crushed car is still parked on the bicycle lane.

A better solution
1. Don't crush the car. Gimme the car.
2. Use the tanker to crush palm kernel.